U just freaking c.razy, do all dz nd expect d guy to chill out, u might as well tie a time bomb around ur neck,cos der nd backagain der will always be a kaabooomb! Nd dt's u burning......

Like they er emotionally dead...cnt eva freak out dz eyes ve seen worst

When u hungry u will eat, ur mum has got urges nd needs to satisfy her nether regions, it's just d choice of satisfaction dt's horrible, nd having such a scenario hetched into ur cortex, u might feel like nt having a mum for a longtime, but man errs, forgive nd move on, dnt keep drooling over d past.

What an erotic story..great imagination up there....lemme now comment, in a real world d girl is either a b.itch enjoying the attention, nd d boy will probably be sticking a gun out to his dad to fu*ck off his girl-toy...

Uhm naughty breakup lines... Doesnt exist here in europa anyways...

Lemme drop mine in french.. Zero-sept-zero-troi-troi-un-six-troi-sept-neuf-troi....uhm dt yaf do

Na only ur eyes dey see everything, u shud ve eyelid drop by now..seer

naijaboiy:
There are so many young and handsome Nairaland men that can be wooed.
and so many more...

oya include my name a goodway to pass dz boring moments..

Uhm really enjoyed d cold splatters nd challenge of d falls, some nitwits I went with decided to trek to ekiti while d excos had to wait...mmm those er d thrills of february...why u go alone, u be watermaid?

Just observing

Mmmm saw dz coming, but still dt doesnt affect oaumed schl..good development though students can exercise der franchise nd yet read for exams

Dz write up got me cracking, quit the fantasies , dz is 9ja why romance is when d couple just steer nd wait for who to make the first move, 9ja is a home where romance meant not more than going to eatries where d chick only benefits from the exotic spendings, romance is meant to be enjoyed by both, but in 9ja everything works against u, so let's just do it how we know to.

Decryptor:
I have said it before! Yoruba women are evil! They are only interested in money and what you have to offer them materially! Igbo women are cultured. Imagine an innocent young handsome man who came all the way from Togo to Nigeria and married a yorubastard evil woman has met his waterloo.

bro this has nothing to do with culture, dz woman must ve some hypothalmic rage or atleast has a brain lesion to kill, her husband on d ground of food, it can as well be an igbo woman or hausa, some pple er just less human, by the way yoruba women are d sweetest being any man could ve...

Decryptor:
I have said it before! Yoruba women are evil! They are only interested in money and what you have to offer them materially! Igbo women are cultured. Imagine an innocent young handsome man who came all the way from Togo to Nigeria and married a yorubastard evil woman has met his waterloo.

bro this has nothing to do with culture, dz woman must ve some hypothalmic rage or atleast has a brain lesion to kill, her husband on d ground of food, it can as well be an igbo woman or hausa, some pple er just less human, by the way yoruba women are d sweetest being any man could ve...

Imagine a blade, d first jab, 2nd jab, 3Rd jab till death, just some skin cut up der, no major artery laceration, if dz news aint fake, then d man must be either immobilized at the time of hits, or having ataxia, he cnt even kick d hand, break it nd use dt same blade to design map of africa for her face, gosh! Dz story doesnt make sense to me...

U nailed it gurl, dt's my type of gurl ooo....love d playfulness, d confidence, d beauty(out n in) mm d smell..d I want u more feeling any gurl dt gives me dz...have my hrt.

OAU calls her own medical rehabilitation....UNILORIN has physiotherapy...U.I too

It's a great course to study, it's always exciting studying the anatomical components of the human body, study of dz has been key to unvealing some new treatment plans and discoveries of previously unknown structure...it's exciting bro, it all depends on u

Insecurity sucks d life outta any relationship, neva expect too much, cos u'll be hrt broken, just flow keep ur head, neva lose it, u both shud be comfortable with d relationship or else it hits a rock, nd it takes a mind dt can kill d monster while it's young.

Mmm

Beautiful but not as my kuuTie

Popularity,honesty n power

11years is damn to long...why stay dt long when dey know they aint gonna marry...always be in a relationship wid ur head, d hrt can be a godamn slave...

Guess extraordinary had to be redefined, those er just Normal.

spymybox:
Dear GC Readers,

I am 3 months pregnant and even though my boyfriend who I have been with for almost 2 years is extremely happy about this, I am really worried since I made the biggest mistake of my life by sleeping with a friend from Church in December.



My boyfriend is white and he is supportive. He is currently helping me with my papers and I truly love him which may sound contradictory because I slept with someone. But like I said it was a mistake which I regret. It will never happen.

My biggest problem is what if the child is for the man from church who I mistakenly slept with? What if the child is born and he is black instead of being mixed as my boyfriend is a German?

I have been thinking about this and even though my friend says it’s not likely I got pregnant just that once that I mistakenly slept with someone else, I cannot sleep and this is really affecting my health.

I feel like telling my boyfriend I made a mistake last December and slept with someone. At least if we settle that and the child comes and he is black, I wouldn’t have a lot of questions being sent my way.

I don’t know if it is a good idea to tell him this; because what if he is the person responsible for the pregnancy? Telling him about this mistake will affect our relationship even if not today, in the future.

Please what should I do? Should I tell my boyfriend about this or just be mute and go through my pregnancy, praying that the baby turns out mixed.

Also, is the anyway I can know if the baby is black or mixed before birth? My friend said my heartbeat can be used to determine this by some people who are good at this.


http://dailynewiz.com/news/i-mistakenly-slept-with-my-ghanaian-church-member-now-i-am-pregnant-i-dont-know-if-he-is-responsible-but-my-boyfriend-is-white

lots of things to consider first go fo a scan dt should give u d age of d foetus in weeks nd by calculating u could know who fits in into ur pregnancy ish. During coi.tus with dz man, was ur sex with him protected?,when last do u ve sex with ur man,the scan should ans ur questions been even 3mths pregnant makes it accurate with 3-5days error...nd by d way sex in december can give u a 3mth old pregnancy in march...visit a doc nd get ur problems solved with dz paternity confusion

Orijin101:
Yesterday, i visited my former hood which is Igando to visit some of my old friends then i decided to visit an area sister coz when i was still based in that area, she was so good to me, whenever she cooks, she must surely cook mine together, if i need some financial assitance, she never hesitates to help me, although she used to tell me that she wants both of us to be dating but i thought it was joking then i will laugh over it and change topic coz this sister is old enough to give birth to me but i don't know why she is not yet married, to cut the story short, i went over to her house and i met her at home, she jumped up and gave me a kind of lasting hug to the point that my Moses rod was almost praising the lord then i stylishly removed myself from her arms and sat down, she then asked me what will i eat and i told her to get me drinks only and she got me 3big bottles of orijin, my heart was filled with joy and i felt at home and confidently sipped my orijin till i finished the 3bottles. After that, i lied down on her 3 sitter chair to take a nap and she thought i was high already, like 10mins later i felt the rubbing of her hands on my body, i thought i was dreaming until i opened my eye and i saw the sister with pant and bra only, JESUS!!!! I shouted.....................



to be continued

dz supertori sweet die

How would u summon a queen without a call, my heart calls for a pearl that glows amongst the peaches, an angel with a smile dt replicate the sun. Two hearts locked in a land, one hand stretches for the other, hold my hand wanna walk u tru the world, on street laced with golds, on lanes lined with rose even as your heart beats steadily tonight, I readily stand waiting with a sweet call of love... To my lovely dove ennykuuT >> mhizizzy

yawahappens:
Guys I feel so bad , cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match , so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) , then as the guy, I made the badoo move ,

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me.

what d hrt finds d eyes seeks, walking zombie wid no feelings, anyways d blame is partly on her...zooms off coming for part 2 of dz episodic movie..

VcStunner:
Balo my man be like "shey Martins na ur broda eh" and he's straffin ma sis aii? Owk see you later. Tha guy no geh joy atol

lol I don fall off mango tree ooo..

Then it's an illusion, why would my cash in bank develop legs and walk home, would simply look for d magician behind d curtain

Chilling with my fizzyflix..... Mmm ennykuuT on my mind..