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Crazy soul gifted with a child, yet tormenting the lovely baby, what a world we're in lots of crazy believes.......treat thy baby well, cute harmless creature..

saintTim:
Lol don't let me call u buhari oo how is k related to yes?

in klingon it is....

saintTim:
. Just imagine you type all this lines to woo babe and her reply is ' ok'

mmm even her silence , has a meanin...K in her tongue is YES.

starlingleanets:
There are two ladies right now in love with me trust me they are in love with me.
I do say some words that crack stubborn hearts without problem as it's part of me. We discuss it and I told them I'm not gonna marry yet they are not listening nd I don't have the heart to play along because I would be wasting their time. I do love them but not in love with them,so pls how do I put them away without hurting their emotions

release em from ur hook, d sooner they get to cope the better

My heart pace with affection,
My soul yearn for more,
She rocks my world,
She says I'm unique,
But I'll call her the universe,
Her face I wanna behold,
Her touch I wanna feel,
My cold heart is awakened,
My soft spot is unleashed,
Ripples of words navigate my soul,
A little time,
A pure aura,
The speech of kuut is all I need,
Come rain, come shine,
I just wanna be there,
Right by your side,
With a gaze of hope,
In the flame of love.

To ennykuuT.....

, ennykuuT gives moi d soft smile dz 4 her...
Ryt from d 1st sec, I liked u, teeths dt redesign d art of smile, lips dt make me wanna xoxo, a gaze dt makes heaven feel lyk home, jaw dt makes curvature a perfection of nature, her gait teach em aw to walk, in all she's cute nd I really like her for dt,for if it's a dream I dnt wanna wakeup cos seeing u it's my lovelyfair, like an angel just dropped from avivar queens world....

Chai dz day her gone Now in 2017 wondering what crack I was one, ennykuut was a mirage....

As a doc, d hippocratic oath is binding, apart from dt, as an emotional being the care for d dying, d wounded, d afflicted, shud be on every mind...why would I let a useful life go, when der is seconds btwn life nd death...early response does count, we shud be receptive towards others nd much more severe the robotic kinda thinking...

Snakes are cute, especially their slimy lil heads, I once admired a snake kisser in mexico, killing em erks me, so far in my adult experience ve only had to kill 2,lovely fin nd deadly...africa is so rich wid nature...

lalasticlala:
Mighty Joe, Nigeria's Notorious Robber Executed In 1973 For Stealing ₦10.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/media/grid?idx=1

cnt believe dz, 10naira dt rats steal now wid no execution, cwiously 9ja must be really black in dz dandiest time

Saimeritus:
The past 3 girlfriend I had dumped me because I refused to do the thing with them. I'm from a very responsible family and I had a covenant with God not to have sex until marriage. I have been good to those girls , buys them lots of gift cos I'm on 3 scholarships.The day I went to the home of my 2nd gf, we were all alone in the house, she kept touching me but I didn't make a move. This infuriated her. The next day I called her, she keeps busying my calls. She dumped me just like that. My last gf came to my room at school the other day and I cooked for her, entertained her very well but when she showed green light , I rejected it. I have been calling her since then but she doesn't pick my calls. They all say that I'm not a man. pls what should I do to keep a good girl into a relationship? I think I am a failure when it comes to relationships. candid advice needed

It simply selfcontrol if I decide to ve a sexless relationship I set the tone from the start, is either deal or no deal, no one should walk into a relationship blindfolded, cos u choose to master d urge doesnt make dt a deformity, cos u ve d bulge nd u er damn not,definitely gay or impotent, some pple just need d affection, companionship nd emotional experience of the buildup, pple would either consider u a lameass guy or prickless, d world is far spoilt, even 10yr olds engage in co.itus.....mmm scary sh.it...neva mean u hate sex though..

ITbomb:
When most ladies are near 27 and still unmarried they suddenly realize that body no be firewood. Some turn born again others now remember committment to one partner.
The funny part is that this is the time their agemates(guys) are just starting to have serious fun

u nailed dt at their teens to the mid-twenties they rock the beegesus outta life, frolicking frm one sexual partner to d other, not yet focused or determined on what they want, suddenly at late twenties d iconic clock start ticking nd dey become so erratic nd bewildered wid d idea of getting hooked NOW!.....smh for em..

realdee44:
Am posting this because of a post I saw that Nigerian ladies have nothing to offer her man beside sex.

That is a very wrong statement we ladies are lovely, caring & very tender. We love easily & sincerely.

Men its time you learn that a lady should be appreciated no matter how little what she may have done for u. If a lady should cook for u & help u in keeping your home clean plz appreciate her, if a lady washes your clothes & put water in the bathroom for u to take ur bath its something plz appreciate her & if she buys u a gift no matter how little it is plz appreciate her. If you have something to do but you don't have the chance to do it u can call her and say plz babe help me to do so & so & she will be glad to help.

Now, I don't no who gave you Nigerian men the stupid idea that when a lady dose all that for you its because she is desperate this is one very stupid idea that u men must erase from ur head & mind. Not all ladies who do all that are desperate so many of us do it because we sinerely love & care for our men.

You men should learn to appreciate us ladies. For those men who see ladies as being desperate & that there are lots of ladies all over, just wait until u are 45 & still single as I type this now I have 6 different men of 38 & 42 seriously begging for marriage am not dating any of them thou but what keep bodering me is what were these men doing all this while.Men! Men!! Men!!! Ehammmm

You are appreciated, the world will be dull, boring nd gory widout dz wonderful beings.

efepro:
Be sincere

Hell yeah...life isnt just sex for pete sake

stanpio:
Hello everyone and this trick is quite simple for ladies.

1. Give him your number.
2. Accept to visit him
3.Make love to him when you visit
4. Always come for more if he is good in bed else waive him goodbye and delete all reference.


Sefini

swear!, even my dog is not dt cheap...

Mhizizzy:
Do girls actually believe dis?

To a player no gurl is gold save him, luv is overestimated though nd sadly gurls fall for the truelove shit...

Mhizizzy:
Do girls actually believe dis?

To a player no gurl is gold save him...luv it's kinda overestimated, nd sadly gurls fall for the one truelove shit...

pauldehero:
i went out with my friends yesterday sunday, at the place people were many, and i saw this girl staring at me, i was feeling fly ,thinking that she is longing for me, at a point i got carried away , so i took the step to meet her, and i said to her, hi can i know u, u look beautiful ,with the hope that she will respond fine, the girl turned nasty and insulted me. And asked me if i think she is a harlot, that i should get out of her face, now i am wondering why she was looking at me in the first place, pls no insults abeg ,girls are complicated

perhaps ur facial structure help her to solve calculus, how could steering be luv....mmm neva overestimate a daring luk or an attraction....9ja...

onila:


hes an investment banker in the UK

he wants to quit his bank job because he finds it boring
and wants to be a fashion designer instead

he told me, hes moving to Dubai soon
and he will like me to join him

this is so exciting

The chasing got me rolling, may be u've got his bananas and he really wanna eat

Uhm d wonders of science...wu wanna go tru d agonizing pain of child birth, uhm guess it's only here where are skin are tanned, somewhat crazy though...I prefer d crude way.

paullo240:
why do men always wake up like this in the morning? #why

any parasympathetic supply to the penis causes erection,nd sleep is parasympathetic, dt's why the penis go erect in sleep...hope dz helps shao

dupsil:
This might not be 100% true but have noticed that most handsome guys end up marrying ugly girls, and u see some very beautiful and pretty girls with very ugly guys. why?

I'm so allergic to ugly things, it scares d beegesus outta me

Mhizizzy:
I have never done that

And I wont do that

Now that's a brilliant confident gurl talking...

okabe:
Op dis is totally wrong! Wat u described as sperm is actually referred to as s.emen

Sperm on d oda hand is short 4 spermatozoa wch r d fertile cells in semen that fertilise d ovum resulting in conception/pregnancy.

Nice job on educating the populace shaa *thumbs up*

used s.emen at first but it all changed to fluid, so to convey d msg gotta use a less strict term, atleast pple still got d msg..thxs

Nellizzy:
o.p if a virgin gets pregnant how is she gonna give birth?

she gives birth ,how a normal female should, dt's via d vagina, just because d hole is tiny, doesnt mean the child wont be delivered, most joints ease up nd lots of expansion of uterus nd vaginal walls, moreso d birthcanal will judge..

andyolo:
Do both sex partner have to have orgasim before it'll result to pregnancy?

no not necessary, though if both does, it facilitates the transport of the sperm..

What's sperm?
A sperm is the fluid that is ejaculated during orgasm, it is whitish, opalascent and contains sperm cells, proteins and nutrients.

What's the average sperm count?
It ranges between 80 to 120 million sperm cells per ml, Yes! It is that much.

Do temperature affect sperm count?
Yes it does, it has been found that tight cloth binders, hot bath between 43 to 45 celsius could reduce the sperm count, so the temperature is kept at alltimes at 32 deg celsius and thats why the scrotal sac hangs outside and not in the body, so stop caging it like it will escape, let it cool, it needs that.

Can a virgin get pregnant from a semen discharge close to her vagina?

Yes!, contrary to popular believe that virgins cant get pregnant, a virgin that frolicks with a penis would, the human sperm can survive upto 3days in the female genital tract, it moves at a speed of 3mm/min, and could reach the egg in 30 to 60mins agter sex, yes it is that fast, so a play around with sperm by a virgin can lead to a baby bump.

Do high sugar consumption affect sperm count?
In Normal males, the body is well able to utilize the glucose content in the blood, because the testis has a blood-testis barrier, it protects the sperm cells from harmful meteor shower of glucose, regulating the nutrient inflow. Forexample an average indian meal contains lot of sugar, yet they remain the most fertile males in the world, so as long as you're normal, your body can handle the glucose.

How fertile is the sperm?

I'll say very fertile, a sperm out of millions could do the job of fertilization, however the ovum is a badass hostile substance kills lots in the attempt, but still a viable sperm can give a baby, afterall most of us came from one.

[b]Whats precum? Is it capable of fertilization?[b]

precum is a clear mucous secretion from the bulbourethral gland and it is meant to clear the urethral pathway prior to ejaculation, however, it can contain some leaked spermcells which could cause fertilization.

[b]Could oral intake of sperm cause fertilization?[b]

No, the vaginal pathway is quite different from the food pathway, the stomach simply treat it as some eba or fufu, though the sperm content is more of proteins and thus can be reabsorbed in excess storage.

Source: written by faradexs09

Orlahmidey:
Sumone told me this bt i didn't believe t. Pls,how possible is t 4a virgin 2get pregnant

yeah so possible ,for a reproductively mature virgin(Undergone puberty) if she gets in contact with an active sperm, either by tactile insertion, vestibular release or wat ve u, d sperm may swim to the oviduct nd bingo the egg is fertilized, unless she has a totally blocked vaginal orifice...a virgin wid an hymen(cribriform, septate..) sure has an opening to allow the discharge of menstral flow...so yes 'virgins' can get pregnant, ve seen few pratical cases...

Her jaw and the eyes...

Samtoby:
Seriously.. i burst into laugh after reading this on someone's status (a Girl)..

"A man can chase after a girl for 4-5 years just for 5 minutes enjoyment"

Let even forget about 5 minute..

is it possible?

Ladies & Gentlemen..

only for creatures dt have got immortality say d jellyfish, a petty 0.04% of an assummed age of 100 is 2 precious to waste on 4mins of pleasure, I'll rather spend it on sth worthwhile dt has got immortality as it's prize.

Under no circumstances should u be scared to express urself on what affects who u re, u aint gay, why play along on what objects ur value, cos he is rich doesnt make u a play stock, bro u need a self-esteem upgrade, next time he calls u, put it straight to him u aint gay, stop following d trance, wealthy or not, ur right shouldnt be rubbished...forget abt been fetish or powerful, ur common sense gives u d privy, no one wud violate u if u dnt want to...so stand up nd be a man, stop being such a wussy.