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Generalwoodz:
OP is that man on the streets who buys a bottle of Pepsi from mama Ade's kiosk and never return the bottle, making the poor woman read the book of lamentations every blessed morning.Check first pic

Alaganature09:
Awww congrats to him ..but I just don't know why I don't like is kind of football


He loses chances and e too dey fall like small pikin anyhow for Field

chatinent:
Convert it to dollars. Make I send my bank account address?

chatinent:
There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips have those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You rejected Thomas because of his protruding belly. You called his belly an amusement park!

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

You rejected Isaiah because of his bulging eye. You said he was Segun Eyerinze Version II.

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him that Grey was your “first” and only guy who “raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!

invinzible1:
90% of your topic is my brother kill this and that.
If it was in the olden days your brother go be legend oh
Great hunter of Umuokorobia kingdom, many Ladies go dy trip.
Hope say your brother no dy plus this hunting stuff
Lol

michlins:
You guys are so funny. You want the president to visit a volatile state like Imo without maximum security apparatus available to him.


Jokes are on people who bragged he can't come and he still did. Many are still in denial about it. Na so I dey one bar and Dem dey argue am. I just weak comot

dannyrhymes600:
Yea,
lol one particular character in this cartoon cracks me up anytime I watch it. The dude that is shaped like egg

NEWJOE:
Lieopandas!

dannyrhymes600:
People who watch cartoons will understand. I got the name from Sonic underground. Sonic's lil bro "Menic" is refared to as sticky fingers, because the lad can steal ehn

dannyrhymes600:
Yes Boss
Original barrack boy to the bones

lilvicky68:
I choose who to preach to..

koyyess:
If any one knows bukky oyemade....yes, she is fat and black. Kindly gather stones and stone the hell out of her. Bukky ain't a klepto, she is a thief and a glutton

AutoChick4U:
Heard Queen Elizabeth mother was a kleptomaniac

dannyrhymes600:
The craziest part of all this is, you'll never find a very poor cleptomaniac. They are always from wealthy or stable homes

chatinent:
1. I don't eat much, I don't eat much, I'll take small chops...but at the mention of her name, all three fufu in my kitchen bow.

Okay, hanty use style tell me say na you take am chop na make I know how I go die the matter na, hanty dey lie with English.

One uncle (naim buy the fufu) for my house vex search her bag (as she don too talk come and search me na), lipstick don paint fufu pink...with two pieces of beef and three roundabouts.

I was so embarrassed. Fine girl like you, chai.

2. In school, my rich roommate stole a flash drive. I'm like wtf. Sb whose father was a big politician in Benue.

3. This ain't cleptomania..but hungry nack man for school, I enter Shola room go collect spag when I dey north. There's how we did stew then. Boil the spag, put it in a plate spread yaji and maggi, pepper, and pour red oil...gbam...enjoy your meal.

4. Back in junior school, Yusuf stole my Eleganza pen, removed my name tag and put his. He even swore with the earth to die before one-week time if he was the one. A rich boy o. I couldn't win the battle until the next week when he was throwing up repeatedly and started crying he was the one who stole my pen. Lol, man thought the death was nigh. Lol, kids then.

Uptownerd:
Lol. Guy, honestly I'm just laughing like real hard here.

Simple magic tricks even a kid can pull off is what you are calling juju. You don fall my hand I swear!!!

Your type will be easily scammed bro.