chamotex:

emi Chamo, ado obinrin bi eni nlagi, to n gbona feli feli bi omi gbigbona.
Eni koo o mo, eni moo o ko, ab'obinrin sun mi eni ti o ri obinrin fun ojo mewa.
Oko mi fe le pa ni.

Agbo jedi jedi ma ni mon wa o. Mo ti je ijekuje lati bi ojo mefa seyin. Idi mi ti fe yobo o. Ejo eba mi wa agbo jedi to ki daada. Ese modupe.

Kamoteesi, enu lo ni bi tajakara oko e o le gberi

dayokanu:

Bluespice,

Ojoro lo se.

Toyosi lo ko e.

Bluespice, Kini apere Fwelii aranmupe ati airanmupe?

Faweli aranmupe ni: an on en in un

Faweli airanmupe: a e e i o o u

dayokanu:

farotika,

O se lopolopo,

Osan ti o ri gbajumo ti ko pon, Eiye ori igi lo ma fi mu. ni oro Toyosi, sugbon emi gbagbo pe omode lon see.

Goodass,

O kare lai, Ogunna gbongbo tin dato lenu igbin ni o je. Ati wipe ogidi omo Karo oojire ni o.

Sadankata re!!!!

Oya farotika. Kini awon Osu ni ede Yoruba (January-December)

Sipaisi alawo aro ti dahun ibeere re, o si dahun daadaa

@ poster

Ajasin

Talatu

Adejoh

Esubiyi

Ogunbiyi

Sangobiyi

Osunbiyi

Oyabiyi abbl

HeatFusion:

na u sabi?
She no even fit. [size=2pt]Not my sillyboy[/size]
Anywayz, bawo ni?
What does ojoojumo mean?[/b]sounds funny, like agbalumo
You and who? No be me ooo
For where ko for why ni.
You berra go and find someone who is willing to be iyawo agba, abi iyao ikeji. rara. . . .the man too like women too much.

I dnt want him anymore ooooooo, seems like he fit cheat on his 7th wife

@post
Iyabo. . . .

Akin

Ayomide

Iremide

Adumaradan temi nikan, ibadi aran, eleyinju ede, itumo [b]ojoojumo ni ede geesi ni: everyday

Ki lo de ti o fi nso fun awon omode inu tireedi yi pe o o fe mi mo Emi to mo nwe lodo ti gbogbo omoge nyowo ose; ti won ni: temi ni o mu, temi ni o gba :

server34:

Am not yoruba, but if I could ask to be renamed, I'll choose Leye.

My gosh! I just love dat name so much. I don't have any friend called Leye, I don't even know what it means.

'Leye means: have honour; while eye means: honour or respect. 'Leye is actually a short form of Omoleye meaning: Child is honour or child has honour.

Moyola:

Snatching skills ori ibu wo lon congratul8? e jo mi o se nkankan o!



What part of "Fimisile, mi o fe e" dont yu understand?
Ma je ki won so mi lo'ruko. . . . Ogbeni so ara re o!

Ki lo ro pe mo le se ti o ma fi gba temi naa. Jowo ma sai so fun mi

Jesus said: "f any man believe in me, the work dat I do will he do also, greater work than this will he do because I go unto my father"

He also said: "When I come back to the world, will I meet faith on earth?"

The promises of God are still yea and amen. The problem we have is our faithlessness. Faith simply means: Forsaking All, I Trust Him. But today, a lot of things have clouded our mind and taken the position of God in our life. The Devil has clouded our heart with the affairs of this world. We dont want to wait on God, we want to make it quickly thru any means possible forgetting dat the eyes of God are purer than to behold iniquity.

If Jesus had fallen to the temptation of the devil and bowed down to the devil in exchange for the possession of this world, then Jesus would have fallen out of place with God but he was able to resist the temptation and thereby became the saviour of the world.

Concerning the issue of human life span, God Himself b/cos of our continued sinful nature had at one time or the other reduced the life span of human being; the last reduction was to 70 years.

Moreover, a good x-tian will not wish to spent 200 years in this sinful world when he knows he would be seeing God whenever he closes his eyes in death.

Shallom!

To me, this is not something one should be ashamed of. In fact, I'm proud to learn Yoruba people do that

Notwithstanding, other tribes (mostly igbos and hausas) do this more often in reality.

o je fi bobo yen sile, eni ti oko e ti ro

Si tobosi,

Awon agba bo won ni: onje ti eeyan ba maa je, ko ni gbe runmu. Iwo ni ki o ye maa fi opa poolo poolo pa ejo.

Emi mo pe o wu o ninu okan re ki dayo kunnu ma ba e sun Gbogbo: omode ni mi o, mi o mo nkan kan ti o nso yen, iro ni. Sebi iwo lo so fun mi lojo kinni ana pe oko dayo ti tobi ju Bawo lo se mo ti kii ba sepe dayo ti debe rii

O je yaa jawo ninu apon ti ko yo, ki o maa gba oko dayo sara

toyin, toyin, toyin,

Igba melo ni mo pe o, o si nse mi, o nse mi o

Kamoteesi,

Ki lo de ti o fi nwa agbo jedi kiri, se oko re o le daadaa mo ni So fun mi kin ba le ba e beere lowo opele nkan ti a le se sii

O seni laanu pe kamoteesi, dayokunnu ati 419 le maa ba awon omo kekeke yi so amulumala yooba. Se toripe mo sore lo si idale lo fa gbogbo iwa palapala ti e nwu yi Paga!!!

Dayo, ewo ni ki nfi asa re je oye awodi, ki o ma lee gbe adie Se Toyosi (abi tobosi ni won npe) ni mo ni ko wa maa basun ninu tireedi yi ni. Jowo fi oko re soro epon re ki o si bami ko awon omo wonyi ni ede yooba ti o moyan lori.

Siwaju sii, se iwo ko mo pe emi ni mo ni adumaradan toyin ni Ewo ni ti bobo dafidi ti o npe ni oko re Je ki nfi to o leti o, gbogbo wara ti o wa ni aya toyin yen, temi ni Mo ti san owo ori e, o si ti di temi patapata.

IKILO PATAKI FUN AWON TI WON NFI OJU ISEKUSE WO EBONY MI (TOYIN):
Mo ti fi nkan si lara o, enikeni ti o ba fi owo kan lasan, o maa takiti bi obo ni

davidif:

WHEN I AM WITH MY ASIAN FRIENDS, THEY SPEAK THERE NATIVE LANGUAGE, THEY GO OUT OF THERE WAY TOO PLEASE PEOPLE AND GUESS WHAT?? IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME. THE PROBLEM WITH NIGERIANS IS NOT ONLY THAT WE ARE PEOPLE PLEASERS BUT THAT WE ARE ASHAMED OF OUR NATIVE TONGUE.

I think we should be proud of our native tongue. If I can, I will learn to speak other Nigerian languages apart from my own. I'll be so interesting. English language to me is foreign and according to Fela, it lacks expression.

Thank you very much Arnold for your revelation. By the way, y the name Arnold, its foreign; y not give urself: Zik or Tafawa etc

@ poster,

I will advise you to go back to history of RCC and u'll realize they are not Christians (Act 11:26; X-tians are those u believe what Christ believe and leave like him).

This so-called church has killed many x-tians and even burn many alive just because they preached Christ. The RCC of old made it a sin punishable by death if anybody was caught reading the Bible. Should they be the one to teach us about the sword of the spirit?

dayokanu:

Gbe idi yen sun mo ibiyi, Ki awon Iya osoronga le dariji iwo.

Gbe idi yen sunmo ibi daada ki o si gbe ara duro

Dayo, ijo wo ni babalawo tie di gbedi gbedi. Se o ti gbagbe ni pe ifa o kii nse eke beeni ifa o duro ti ika rara. Mase mu iwa sina wo inu ise awo o, ki ifa ba le gbe o

HeatFusion:

Moyola, nawa fun e o.

First, you snatched sillyboy from moi. . . .now farotika?

Infact, you can have them both. I no want anymore, I dnt want hear tattck!!

For where o o ni ibikan kan 'lo o, nah u I go marry Adumaradan temi nikan, ko si ibi ti mo ti fe ri iru apple to wa ni aya re Ekuro ni ababaku ewa, mo maa ku si e laya ni

HeatFusion:

Moyola, nawa fun e o.

First, you snatched sillyboy from moi. . . .now farotika?

Infact, you can have them both. I no want anymore, I dnt want hear tattck!!

For where o o ni ibikan kan 'lo o, nah u I go marry Adumaradan temi nikan, ko si ibi ti mo ti fe ri iru apple to wa ni aya re Ekuro ni ababaku ewa, mo maa ku si e laya ni

First, I'm from Ondo state and my wife is from Ogun state (Ijebu-Ode).

Moreover, her parents are muslim while I'm a christian.

We dated for 10 years before we got married. During the early part of our relationship, her parents told her she could not get marry to a christian hence, she should find a way of putting an end to the relationship.

Not long after dat, I went home and my dad asked me about my relationship (we are very close) and I told him. He gave me a thousand and one reasons why I must not marry an Ijebu woman. Notwithstanding, i was able to talk him out of it.

After about 2 years into the relationship, the pressure from my angel's parents were so much that we had to painfully let things go.

We stopped seeing each other for some times, but we kept contacts cos our hearts could not let go. After she finished from school, she was able to convince her dad about her resolve to stay sticked by me no matter what.

To God be the glory, today we are together as huband and wife; can't bargain for more

Moyola:

@ Farotika

Tse mo sofun e pe mi o understand yooba ti o ko ni. . . . o den wan tun ko nii ede geesi

O maa n lala gan sha!!


Oti o!! iro ni!!

tse iwo ni Toyin?

Ma se beru. . . i dun do sharin either n ain no snatcher. . .

Eleyi o ki nse ala rara, ooto oro ni Mo ni agbara ati fe eyin mejeeji papo, iya 'o si ni je eni kan kan ninu yin. Ati koboko, ati owo, gbogbo re ni maa fi te yin lorun

clemcykul:

u turn deaf be that

*shouts*

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaaaaaa, mogbe

HeatFusion:

Farotika, ejo ejo, I odn't do polygamy oooooooo.

Moyola has gotz to bounce!

I like the meaning of your name sha

Emi na mo wipe o feran oruko mi, sebi oun lo se nku fun mi, ti emi naa si nfi ojoojumo gba tie

clemcykul:

u turn deaf be that

*shouts*

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaaaaaa, mogbe

Eemo pubu pebe pebe omo loyun sinu yeye bi sita. Iru oro palapala wo ni awon omo kekere meji yi nso nihanhin naa Se won o ko yin pe oro to ba ye inu ile, a kii so nita Pele pele do wo yin o.

Eyin mejeeji tun ma soro, e nso amulumala yooba. Ti e ba fe so geesi, e lo si tireedi ti won ti nso geesi, ede yooba ponbele ni a fe ninu tireedi yi E jawo ninu apon ti o yo, ki e si lo gbomi ila ka'no

yimiton:

Men love sex, they love to take it when they are married because they feel it is their rights.

So, if my husband is suddenly not interested in sex with me, I'll know it's not a funny issue, it's a very serious issue and I'll treat it thus.

First, I'll ask myself if there's anything wrong with me, like:
1. have I gotten really fat and unattractive
2. do I still take time to make my hair
3. are my cloths sexy
4. what about the room, is it inviting, romantic and neat?
If the answer to any of these questions is on the negative, I'll make an effort to put things right with myself. While doing this, I'll call him and have a heart to heart talk with him. Like really discuss with him about my fears and discomfort.
I believe that when he notices that I've made obvious efforts to please him, he'll get around and stop acting up. Unless he has totally stopped loving me and he already in love with another woman and just feels trapped with me because I'm his wife. In that case, we'll need a profesional, that's a psychologist. Above all of these, I'll remember to pray and pray very hard, committing my marriage in God's hands.

Do all of these sis, and I'm sure you'll have your man eating you all up again.
All the best

@ sara j & poster,

For God's sake both of you should try as much as possible to follow yimi's instruction, it will go a long way to help you solve this problem.

Note that the success or otherwise of your marriage depends solely on you. The good book says: a wise woman builds her house while a foolish woman pulls hers down with her own hands. Please choose to be wise.

Si Moyola,

@ Moyola,

*Itumo FAROTIKA ni: Ifa o duro ti ika

i.e. Oracle does not take sides/stands with evil/wickedness
*Oruko oto ni Ige ati Adubi. Ige ni omo ti o wa ninu apo nigba ti a bii, nigbati adubi tumo si omo ti a ja fita fita ki a to bi Sugbon awon kan maa npe lo oruko mejeeji fun omo won, paapaa omo ti a bi pelu apo

i[i].e. Ige and Adubi are diffirent names. Ige is a child that is born with its placenta while adubi is a child that the parents struggled veru hard to get Notwithstanding, some parents use both names as one for a child, most especially those born with placenta [/i]
*fodilah: jowo ma beere itumo re lowo mi o

i.e. don't ask me for the meaning
*toyin tomato: iyaale e ni yen nau, mo ro pe o mo ni

i.e. toyin tomato is ur senior wife nah, taught u know
*Itoi: ko tan e

i.e. God catch u

Mo leero pe mo se alaye de oju paali.

Kini itumo gbogbo eleyi naa. Ewo ni ki awon OLUSETO ma dawa riba ribo kiri naa E fi wa sile 'ka le gbadun ara wa o Bi bee ko, mo maa pe ayelala sii yin ni.

Awon olodo nla

I can't shout

Kuburat

Adijat

kadijat

fodilah

toyin tomato

iyabo

atunde

itoi

farotika

sangoseyi

ogundipe

folajiyo

esubiyi

osuntade

ige

adubi

Onyeaoma

akanbi

asabi

obiora

Chukwudi

akunnaya

Ijeoma

Nwanyioma (dat's for toyin)

Ifunnanya

abbl (ati bee bee lo)

sistawoman:

Send them a link to the thread and tell them you think it is a funny thread.

Reading it might make them think about thier breath and fix it.

Marvelous