chamotex:

ewo bi awon agbalagba yi se npa ofo nitori obinrin

Fadeyi oloro ati kukute

Pele o buroda Aworo.  Se gbogbo eniyan lo ro pe o ri bi tie to je pe gbogbo obirin adugbo ni o nfowo ba kiri. Onisekuse ati oniranu gbaa ni mo ka e si. Shioo

Nitemi, oju kan bayii ni ada ni, nitorina emi le ja, mo si le pofo nitori onitemi, adamaradan, ejiwumi, iyunade temi nikan Eyin pegan pegan kan nse lasan ni.

dayokanu:

farotika,
Mo ro pe oruko lo nro o , Ifa ro ti ika. Danwo lo bi iya Okere! Ti o ba dan eleyi wo, adantan ni o ma je fun o.

Mo le fi ohun gbogbo ba eniyan sere sugbon bi ti adumaradan, omoge rumurumu eyinfunjowo to nje Toyin ko.

Laiku egiri, enikan kan o gbudo fi awo re se gbedu. Laiku mi o si fe fi owo ila gba mi loju.

Abi eyin eeyan e wa ba mi wo ni; Faarotika ni iyawo tire ni ile o tun bami du eyokan soso ti mo ni

Aja to ba ma sonu ni oro re, koni gbo fere olode. Se emi ni iwo nba leri beyen. Haaaaaa, sangba fo!!! Ti kii ba se ero ayarabiasa ti fa arifin, se iru e le maa ba emi du aya

Boya lomo pe ode ti o ba gboju le fi awo egiri se gbedu laiku re. Loni, emi ati iwo ti jo wo sokoto kan naa; mo de ma fi nkan ti won npe ni agba won e. Maa je ko mo pe eran ti won fa ti ko ja ni won npe ni namo.

Nipa ti Toyin (onitemi tooto), ati toje boloosa lowo, o ku baba eni ti o bo Mo ti lo ri awon obi re asi ti da ti a maa lo se mo-mi-n-mo-o sona. Ma si se seyonu, ma fi iwe ipe ranse si o ti o ba to akoko

ODE NLA

KarmaMod:

Ta lo ron omo ale yi si mi?

Pathetic way to get my attention. Try again

Yeepa Tani omo ana yi npe ni omo ale. Se o lagba nle ni Ma je ki nfi enu mi yii se epe fun e ninu odo titun o. Ole, oponu, ole ponbele ati oniranu ni o ni lati je. Bi beeko, enu e o ni maa wa roofu si agbalagba. Shiooooooooooo

U need ur attention, a lazy pussy like u

ehie007:

for me i don't see anyfin wrong with that, all depends on who is in control, i know some people whose wives earns more, but the men are in charge of the home, before you marry such woman, u will have to let her know that ur in charge and her money shouldnt get into her head, its no easy to find husband, its only stupid women that have money more than their husbands that will start misbehaving, because they will loose eventually,

for me i wont mind if my future wife has more money or earns more than me, because i can handle it, but if u know as a man that u wont be able to handle it, its better u don't venture into marrying her, capishe

U dont have to turn urself into a monster to ur wife just because u want control of the house. Some men do that because of inferiority complex.

What both need is understanding, togetherness, love and respect for each other. When these virtues are present, you wont even know or think of who is earning more.

Moonstone:

Na wa! A woman that can't cook can setting herself up for uncertainties. My friend's wife can't cook and somehow, they are very happy together eating her burnt stew and tasteless undone rice. It's not the end of the world. Just take her to a culinary school or something. There's more to marriage than good cooking.

At least she cook however tasteless unlike our lazy KarmaMod. What a pity

dayokanu:

Arakunrin Farotika,

E nle ni beun. Eyin Olowo nabi. Eyin len fi guguru ati epa tan afesona mi wa si ile yin.

Mo ti mon ohun ti ma se. Ma Le ni MAGUN ni . Iwo Alaida eniyan yi. Ti o ba ta okiti leemeta ti o si ko bi akuko ni wa to mo

Mafilomindasi Abi ojugun legbe eti!!! Ti mo ba gba e mu, ma fi imu re danrin. Nitori egbe isu ko ni iya, Aju ara wa lo ti ijakadi ko

Arakunrin Debosiki,

Iru Oniwaasu ati Wooli eke wo ni e gan na? Ti o n pe Oko ati Obo lenu!!! itakun to so igba na ni o so elegede
O da mi loju pe ara awon dodidodi (gay) Oniwasu Ijo Aguda(Catholic Bishops) ni oma je.

Ti owo awon agbofinro ba te e. She o ro pe California lo wa ni? ti o ti le ma ba Okunrin lo po

Yeepa Ewo omo kekere yi to fe maa ba emi agbalagba du iyawo. Haa!!! Aye nbaje, ogede nsoyinbo. Iwosi gbaa ni mo ka eyi si.

Je ki n so fun o iwo omo dayokunu abi ki lo ti npe o Asa re, nkolugi, nkolope, o si fe ko lu orule o. Eye akala to see lojosi nse ni o yo gege lorun.
JAWO NBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My fellow NLs, from this part of the world, women knowing how to cook is inevitable. Cooking is an art that a woman who wants a successful marriage must learn even before becoming a wife-to-be.

In my own opinion, there is no difference btw a woman who does not like to cook and the one who does not like making love with the hubby. They both lack the ingredients that make a smooth and happy marriage. In fact, where sex fails, food may not.

It should also be noted that cooking for once hubby does not make a woman less professional or more inferior. In fact, it endears her more to the hubby. My wife is a banker and a very busy one for that matter. Notwithstanding, she does not play with her cooking. She told me expressly that she doesn’t want me to have any reason to eat outside. Believe me honestly, this makes me love her more and more and I'm always beside her in the kitchen whenever I'm at home helping her with the cooking (cos I'm a good cook too).

So, if you're a lady here and don't know how to cook, pls stop giving excuses and learn; u'll need it sooner or latter.

KarmaMod:

Kids are different, alagolo. Hush up. Sadly maternal instincts make you want to share things with kids, even food

Are you sure you are Yoruba sha. How do you not know Gbegiri, akpon, etc.

Either way they are nasty food that smell like a fat woman's armpit. Anytime I'm around family and smell that crap, I get my Hazmat suit

I should add Egusi to the list sef. I might allow it, only when he makes me happy sha

Doesnt change the fact that it looks like baby feces.

My sister, u dey miss oo, haba Why will u call those wonderful and mouth watering soup nasty U must be very nasty urself

I beg repent and accept gbegiri, akpon, egusi and the likes into ur life

Yee yee yee Africa 2ce, Africa is my home
Land of blessing, Africa 2ce
I'm black and proud 4ce
i've travelled all over the sea and all over the land
There's no place like Africa to me.
Yee yee yee Africa 2ce, Africa is my home

All Africa games of Nigeria, prove to all the world that Africa is a nation
Africa, motherland Africa
Yee yee yee Africa 2ce, Africa is my home

The bright sunshine of Nigeria, makes me to believe that allover the world there's no place like Africa
For Nigeria is my home
Yee yee yee Africa 2ce, Africa is my home

I'm black and proud 4ce
i've travelled all over the sea and all over the land
There's no place like Africa to me.
Yee yee yee Africa 2ce, Africa is my home

Blessed be thy name o Lord, I'm proud to be a Nigerian 2ce

I will never, I will never, I will never, I will never forget my home

Africa 3ce

I will never, I will never, I will never, I will never forget my home

*Toyinrayo:

Nkan ti emi nan bere ni ye o. Ibo lo gba lo?

Se ni mo kan leku titi, mo ke gbo gba, sugbon ko se ni to da mi lohun.

Dada ni mo wa o, Iwo nko? se awan obirin ni be ye o sa tele e?

Rara o Ta lo maa ni iru e lobirin ta loun tun nwota E je pe ori onitoun ti daru. Nitooto, ife re ti fe maa dami lopolo ru.

Jowo onitemi, ma foju mi sona

tkb417:

Toyosi
iyawo mi da? mio fe ki oma ba omo Dayo yen soro o?
iwa burku wa lowo e

Dayo
ahh, se Deboski ni ile ise agbere ati pansaga ni?
ahh, de de mera ho ooo

eyin eniyan mi
ni odun tuntun yi, aani san ku o o
gbogbo adawo le wa ma bosi aseyori o
amin ase ni tedumare

Booda 419, tani iyawo yin naa E gbe si wa leti ka ri gbo, abi _{onishina buruku}[s][/s]

dayokanu:

Toooyin,

Ki lon wa okunrin lo si ile fun?

O ti fe bere irikurin niyen.

Shina/Agbere ko dara ninu odun titun!!!

Booda gboromideleru, ewo ni tiyin naa Iwo gan an ni a ba pe ni onirinkunrin, mofilomindasi, gbeborun ati oniranu

Se iwo fe so fun mi pe o o mo pe toko tiyawo ni emi ati omo adumaradan yen ni

Ka sora o

Baba Eledumare lole fona han ni
Ayafoba mimo lole fona han wa o 2ce layeeeeee

Igbekele eniyan, asan loje
Ayafoba mimo lole fona han wa o 2ce layeeeeee

Ori mi ma je nsilete, eda mi ma je nsise
Ayafoba mimo lole fona han wa o 2ce layeeeeee

chamotex:

ori obo ni mo wa o, won ni ki n ma ki yin. Eku odun o. Ori obo a gbe yin

Ore, mo gbaa ladura pe o o ni ku sori obo o. Haba!!!

*Toyinrayo:

Amin, ese n o.
ta lo n tan yin? emi ko o.
mo kan leku titi, shugbon ee dami lo hum
ewo lo n je ile igbafe?

Ebony mi owon, nibo ni mo wa gba lo nigba ti o n kan leku O ga o.

Laifa oro gun sa, ile igbafe ni eebo npe ni hotel or guest house

Se daa daa lo wa sa

Igba owuro lawa baba je kale san ni
Jekale san wa o, baba je kaye ye wa

Ase eledumare re ni pe ka maa bi si ka sii maa re si
Ka maa gba yin in lori aye 2ce

Igba owuro lawa baba je kale san ni
Jekale san wa o, baba je kaye ye wa

Agogo ti nka wakati ojo, wa ka wakati mi si rere o
Ma je nsise, ma je nsije, ma je a silete

Oju re lamiwo o baba ma je pade agbako laye
Oju re lamiwo o baba ma je a se ohun ti o pe o laye,

Oro se ni wo
Kale meni to fe ni
Aa nrin nile, inu belesin
aa njefo sun, inu nbeleran
aa nwakisa, inu nbalaso
oro se ni wo
Kale meni to fe mi

Haaaaaaaaa Eyi wa leni ko si nka Se iyawo mi Ebony naa lo bere tireedi yi Inu mi dun debi pe, ti e ba gun esin ninu mi, ko ni kose rara. Pe ololufe mi naa feran orin yooba naa bayii O ga o.

Eyin olufemi ninu tireedi yii, odun titun yii a san wa sowo, a san wa somo, a san wa si aiku baale oro. Gbogbo idawole wa a yori si rere o. Amin.

chamotex:

awon omo asewo ti wa ba threadi yi je.

Kamoteesi, nibo ni iwo lo lati ijo yi. Iwo gan si ni oga awon asewo o. Ki Olorun dari agabagebe re ji o

Ebony-Silk:

#giggles# jor, si leku, mo ti nbo

Ololufemi, ki lo de ti o wa tan mi Mo duro titi ni ojo keresi, sugbon o ko, o ko wa rara

Se kii se pe o fe ko oju mi si orun ale bayii

Ebony-Silk:

Ese sir o. . . .ee ni lati wa oro ife fun mi, eewa enough (you're enough. sorry o, my yoruba is not that good )

sugbon, eduro na, emi ti mo n se wedding, mii ma ni ring o. . .

O se gan ni iyawo mi atata. Iwo naa si to fun mi.

Nipa ti oruka igbeyawo, iwo sa je ka pade ni ile igbafe ti o ba fe ki nba lee fun o

TOYOSI20:

Agba ya ni yin oo, ni nu new year too. . . . .

Iwo omo yi, o je bowo fagba ki o baa le pe laye

Ebony-Silk:

rotflmaoooooooo. . . .efi mi sile
se e n jealous Farotika ni? eje stop e o

Ma da bobo yen loun jare. O ma ku soro owu jije ni.

MrCrackles:

E ka ro ooo!

O se jare omo daa daa. Eni a san e o

Eyin ara mi ninu foroomu yii,

Mo fe fi akoko yi ki gbogbo yin ku odun keresi o. Aseyi samodun o. Odun o ni diwa mo eru lo o. Gbogbowa la tun ma peju sibi ni odun to nbo pelu alaafia ati ayo ati idunnu pelu igbega.

E ba mi mu nkan ti e ba jeku fun odun wa o

Si Ebony,

Jowo iyawo mi tooto, mo se nreti re nile mi leni o. Obe ti o se ni o wu mi ki nje ninu odun keresi yi. Ose pupo o si ku ife aisetan ti o ni si mi

babsongudus:

AAA EYIN OMO ENIYAN ADAMU SEBI ATI RI TEMI JE NAA NI MO NWA KIRIAAAAA EYIN OMO ENIYAN ADARI WU IRUN SEBI ONA ATI RI TEMI JE NI MO NWA KIRI. JEMBE, JEMBE LAYE YI SA GBA.

Ki Olorun ma je ko je eleyi to ma ha e lofun

How come u know soo much, were they ur sisters

tkb417:

chamo padi mi
maje ki obinrin koda ija sile laarin wa jare
omo pe we are UTD on all fonts (can't say that in Yoruba)
ko si enito gba anybody lowo e jare, iwo lo fun mi personally. abi na lie

Tope
ahh, she iwo na man se amebo ni?
morope J-girl nikan loma n se amebo ni. so u are akproko too

Eyin omode wonyi, ki lo n seyin naa Obinrin po nigboro ta tie ri nkan fiwon se le wa nja lori omo kan ti won pe ni sumoofu lori tireedi yi.

E je ki ori yin pe o ti e o ba fe ki n le yin kuro nibo. Eyin oloju kokoro yi. Shioooooooooooooooooooooooooo

chamotex:

Odomokunrin Farotika,

asiri yin ti tu . . . . . afefe ti fe, moti ri furo yin

sepe obinrin lewa wa si ori threadi yi, mo ma ni ki Seun ban yin for life ni.

Ebony te fe mu yen ju agbara yin lo o. E ti dagba ju fun gbogbo iru isekuse yen . . . . . e jawo nbe, e ma se ru e mo o.

Kii se obinrin ni mo wa wa o. Sugbon bo se wu Olorun lo nse ola, bi mo se de ori tireedi yi ni mo beresi n nife si omo Ebony yen. Mi o mo nkan omobirin yen fun mi je o

Oruko e nikan ni mo maa nje lenu ni enu ojo meta yii. E jowo e ba mi waa ooooooooooo. Bi bee ko mo ma pa ara mi sii yin lorun ni o

neo_welsh:

your papa na gay, so na yanch them use, so, that makes ur mum still virgin, until ur popsi put dickson for d opposite, she wil always be virgin

What nonsense