₦airaland Forum

Moyola:
Oti baje ju!
Aanu re den semi o!!. . . . tori tin ba mu e. . .uhmmn maa fi kini e fun fere

Yeepa Bi o ba je be, joo tete wa mu mi o Abi se ki nwa mu e ni

Moyola:
ejo, mi ondastand iyen o

Bo se ye ki o ko oro oke yi niyi: oye nkan ti e so yen o ye mi o.

Olodo nla

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the
> stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and
> said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
>
> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.
>
> "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak
> Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
>
> "OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
> question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -.
> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
> a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
>
> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
> about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
>
> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
> President Barak Obama, when you don't know shit?"

Moyola:
Faruuk! bi Farotika de ni ilara e ti poju! ah ahn!! ma begi fun e o!

Begi fun tani Igbagbe se o pe obinrin ni o, iwo o ni igi ti o le be fun mi o; emi ni mo le begi fun o ti o ba koja aye re

Moyola:
ejo, mi ondastand iyen o

Fon-on-na ni yooba npe film

Lai ti wo fon-on-na

Moyola:
hehe. . . se film Funke Akindele yen? v.funi!

Anti olodo, ewo ni ede geesi ti e nso ninu tireedi Yoruba E lo sora gan an o.

Moyola:
Mi ri advert e, o funni gann, really wana watch it!

Moyola:
hehe. . . se film Funke Akindele yen? v.funi!

Haba Lai tii fo foono, o ti npariwo pe o pani lerin. Iru obinrin wo ni tie naa

@NLs

To me, i believe its not right for wife to be older than her hubby. They may be happy together and all that, but what about the sexual aspect

At 70, a man can still be active sexually but can u say that of a woman at 60 Just my own thought o.

@poster,

Lies in relationship can be very bad and dangerous. Be warned

Moyola:
Ogbeni TKB! eku ijo tiwee! sewa?

Asewo, odoko, haba se oko ni won ni ko wa wa sibiyi ni abi ndan Se o fe so fun wa pe iwo ati 419 o ri ara yin lana ni Laise aini aini, ile bobo yen ni o sun lale ana.

Je ki nso fun o: oniranu ponbele ni bobo ti won npe ni tkb yen o, ti o ba nwa oko, o maa dara ti o ba le fe Kamoteesi, omo daadaa ni o si mo bi won se ntoju obinrin. Ti kii ba se pe mo ti nfe toyin ni, nba ni ki nmaa fe o sugbon o ti pe ju bose ye lo

FAROTIKA: Oracle does not support or take side with evil

419 abi ki ni won ti npe o Oro re dabi oro omode ti o so oko lu iroko, ti o behinwo, ko mo pe oojo ko ni oluwere nja.

Iwo sa maa sanra sile de iya

Guys, u wont believe what i saw on my way to the office this morning at Oshodi Isale The whole place was beaming with light and guess what: the pillars are being painted Fashola nah wah

kola oloye:
@ farotika,
Ase lotito ni ibi ma nro eniyan. O ma se o,ase eniti ko ba ni iru eni lotito ni pe ko le mo iyi eni.
Ti aja ba nsinwin o ye ki o mo oju ina. Arakunrin se pele,ma se ri agba fin (gegebi amoran re) ki o ba le dara fun o di ojo ale.

E wo oro ni igboro enu Se emi ni iwo nsoro kunbakungbe si beyen. Ti kii ba se ti Toyin iyawo mi to nbe mi ni, mba ni ki n soro agba si o.

Sugbon o, ti iwo ba ko ti o ko bowo fun agba, nigbanaa ni emi ati iwo jo ma wo sokoto kan naa. Ki obinrin rarinto, ki okunrin rin arinto, ka wa wo eyi to maa ni omi leyin ese ju

Ode nla.

kola oloye:
Ahon re yi ma rewa, bawo ni nkan

Gbogbo ile- e kaasan, se nkan nlo deede

Booda Kola,

E se ya oponu bayi. Se ahon obinrin lo wa wo nibi tabi ndan Ti o ba ni nkan gidi iso, o je yaa sa kuro nibiyi

Oniranu, orobinrin dori, ako isu, ode nla

@poster,

Its true that indigene of Ondo state hardly get married to Ijebu's indigene. This is b/cos they believe once married, Ijebu women would turn their sons against them and take the control of the house from the man. Many have a lot of examples to back up their claims. Notwithstanding, I believe the decision lies with the intending couples and not the parents. If you truly love ur fiancé and believe both of you can leave in peace and harmony for the rest of ur life; why not go ahead and convince ur parents prayerfully.

I'm from Ondo state and my wife is from Ijebu-Ode. Although my dad was not happy with the whole idea but he latter gave in and today we are all happy.

I personally believe the success and/or otherwise of a marriage depend on individual value rather than his or her geographical location.

HeatFusion:
Farotika, se babalawo ni e ni?

eru iwo ati Dayokanu ko ba mi o. . . .toripe mo ni Jesu

Iyawo mi tooto, se o fe so fun mi pe o o mo ise ti oko e nse ni

Ko si idi kan ti o fi ye ki o beru emi ati dayo rara. Iyawo lo je si mi, mo si ni ife re tokan tokan (adumaradan, afunleyinju, oloju ede temi nikan). Dayo si ree, ore mi atata ni, awo si ni ohun paapaa (botilejepe omode awo ni) won si ni bawo o ba gbawo nigbowo, awo a fo awo a si faya.

Nitooto, je ki nfi eyi da e loju pe: eni ba fi owo kan e ti fi owo kan eyinloju mi; iru eni be a si ri ija sanpanna ati awon iya mi osoro maniga, atapa jori, atodo jokan, atifun jorooro

Nitorinaa fi okan re bale, o ni baba ngbejo

jamace:
Hello, fellow NL. Our problems in Naija will soon be over. We have our brigade of babalawos _{African sojas} ,commanded by FAROTIKA, in the making already. I can imagine what will happen to our treasury looters if these babalawos should march round ASO ROCK chanting their incantations. After all it happened in the Bible, when Joshua and his men marched round the walls of Jerico, blowing their trumpets and the walls of Jerico came down, without a shot fired. C'mon, our babalawos do something . We are waiting.

Don't worry, u wont wait for long

Ta ni omo kekere to fe maa gbe ina woju ekun
Eyin kiniun wa je nkan ti omode fi nsere bi
Paga!!! Aribisa abi ki ni won ti npe o.
O je tete sare kuro ni tireedi yi ki n to pe awon iya mi eleye si o

Omode re o mo oogun o npe lefo

allboyz:
emi o mo pe a ni iru threadi bayi ni ibi bayi o

mo ba ti soro pupo lati aro.

mo ki gbo gbo yin o0o

ewe so(ijebu)

A n je Omo daadaa, a si ki e ku abo.
Tireedi yi ni won pe ni tireedi akagbadun

Sugbon o leewo o
Akoko: Iwo ko gbudo yaju si awa agba
Eekeji: Iwo ko gbodo soro kunba kungbe si awon iyawo wa.

Ti o ba ti se eleyi, a je pe o ti mo owo we niyen
wa si le ba awa agba jeun

Bi beeko, igbo rere ni tagbe

~Sissy~:
abeg she just need to relax and enjoy her sex life, we all have one life to live no more sex after death. she need to stop nagging how sex is this and that and enjoy the show

Yeah right Sissy. I guess its not too late for her. I really pity her

~Sissy~:
abeg she just need to relax and enjoy her sex life, we all have one life to live no more sex after death. she need to stop nagging how sex is this and that and enjoy the show

Yeah right Sissy. I guess its not too let for her. I really pity her

tkb417:
iro lo pa!!!!
sebi eni ba dari so apa apa a pa
sebi to arigisegi ba se igi, ori ara re ni yo fi ru
ti eluulu ba fa ojo, ori ara re ni yo faale
gbgbo n ti emi tkb ba wi leni, ki aro oromo
oya, ko gbogbo ogun re sile, bo gbogbo aso ara e, oya ma rin lo bee
emi ma ni
tkb ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmale lon ke si

Eni ba pe ori mi nibi, ogiri alapa ko maa wo lu won pa, ogiri alapa
Oso lo ba pe ori mi nibi, ogiri alapa ko maa wo lu won pa, ogiri alapa
tkb lo ba pe ori mi nibi, ogiri alapa ko maa wo lu won pa, ogiri alapa
Kamoteesi lo ba pe ori mi nibi, ogiri alapa ko maa wo lu won pa, ogiri alapa
smoofu lo ba pe ori mi nibi, ogiri alapa ko maa wo lu won pa, ogiri alapa

Godalone:
Eyin Babalawo lotu Ife ele mbe hun. Ewe ama je yin.

Ase oooo. Ifa a gbe o omo ifa

~smurf:
Are we safe?

No u're not

tkb417:
kini ki ase fun ogbeni farotika
ofe fi owo ba ida mi loju.

eniba dale ore, abale lo
dayo, inu n bimi, se ki n be esu odara ko ba da seria fun bobo yi?

Iro lo pa
Awa ti besu jeun, esu o le se wa
nitori eyele o ni bonileje, bonilemu ko dojokan iponju ko yeri

dayokanu:
Iro!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ki fi omo ore bo ore.
Agbejule lomode ngbe igi elera.
Awomoju ni agbado inu igo je fun adire
Sango o, Oya oh Obatala oh!!!!!!!!! E je ko ju mi se oh.
Farotika Ma koja aye e

Haba Iru alatako wo ni bobo Dayo yi na

Bo ba je be:

Elaro wa, elaro wa,
mebi ohun lo dafa fun orunmila
nigba to nlo sodu ife.
Awon eleye ni, Orunmila o, iwaju e ota, eyin e ota
Orunmila ni , ori leja fii nlabu
Eni ba dari sopa, apa a pa,
eni ba dari soroko, iroko a ko

Gbogbo eyin ota mi o (dayo, toyosi, 419, ati be be lo)
e doju ko ara yin, ki e si maa ja.
nitori owo ti ogede ba gbe, ara re ni fi nna

Biowande:
E je ki a gba adura, "baba wa tin be ni orun, ki a bowo fun oruko re, ki ijoba re de, "

Se bi won se ngbadura niyen. Olodo

TOYOSI20:
Ahhhhh!!!!!, Boda yi. . . .u using Orisha powers to capture an innocent gurl,

take ya time oo,

U better mind ur speech ti o ba fe ki nfi oogun fe iwo naa.

Beware

tkb417:
iro lopa ogbeni farotika
igbagbe lo se e. iwo mo oruko ti anpe ogbagbe nile oodua?
se iwo mo esi obatala si esu belete lorita idagiri
so fun mi oruko abiso Lisabi agbongbo akala, aijebe
adumaradan Toyin ko le dao loun.

eyin iya o (bluespice and co) eje ko je fun mi leni o
mo pe farotika leni, eje ko sun ki igbagbe si ba.
lateni lo, oogbodo ranti Toyin mo
ki ase gun!!!

Haaa, olupe mo pe olupe,
okuta ti a ba so mope ni ope nso moni
bi arigisegi ba segi ori ara re nii faa le
Gbogbo awon ota mi bi ti 419 ki won ma fori ko gbogbo asisi won
nitoripe asasi nii pa alasasi.
Tuo, ko se be.