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Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 12:54pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
tkb417: Ma da awon ode meji yen loun joo. Opolo won ti yoro |
Jokes Etc / Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 12:52pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
Don't know how it happened but my dad tell me say my mama nah still virgin Can u beat that |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 12:49pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
tkb417: O se jare ore mi. A n gbiyanju ki ise maa lo. Bawo ni odo e lohun Se ise nlo bose ye Jowo ma fi aye gba awon omoge elese teere yen lati mu e se irewesi lenu ise o Eni a san e o |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 7:46am On Dec 23, 2008 |
dean2725: E ma da bebi yen loun jooo. Ko mo nkan ti o se rara. O digba ti o ba wa juba lodo mi ki o to le mo nkan ti o nse Olori odo |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 7:39am On Dec 23, 2008 |
Ebony-Silk: Aago ilewo ni oyinbo npe ni: GSM number. Pele onitemi atata. Se o n filenijo nibi ti o wa yen? Jowo ma fi oju mi sona o. E jowo e ba mi wa Debo ati kamoteesi ooooooooooooooooooo |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 7:31am On Dec 23, 2008 |
tkb417: Se emi ni buroda agbaiya. Iwo naa omode ise Yooba ni "bi omode ba mo owo we, a ba agba jeun" emi ti rii daju pe o mo owo we rara, mi o de rope o le ba awa agba jeun. Ti kii ba se onitemi (Ebony) ti o be mi ni, nba ti le e kuro ni tireedi yi. O le eeeeeeeeeeee |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 7:24am On Dec 23, 2008 |
TOYOSI20: Mo se rii daju pe ODE NLA ni e. Bayo lo se ma pe olowo nla bi temi ni talika. O dabi pe eje ti ta si e lopolo Wa ki nko e ni bi won se nko ede Yooba |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 7:19am On Dec 23, 2008 |
goodass: O se ore mi tooto. Mo ti ka ireke onibudo daadaa ni kekere. Mo ti ka ADIITU ELEDUMARE naa sugbon o ti pe gan an, atipe awon oro ife inu re po gan an. Se o de mo pe mo ti nnife Ebony, mo si nfe awon oro ife nla nla ti mo le fi da ori re ru. Emi ati Ebony o tii se igbeyawo o. A kan si n sere ife ni |
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section :noise Makers Tweéew by farotika(m): 3:57pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
romade: I concur |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Know D One Wey Good For Juju by farotika(m): 3:49pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Head 9 for sure!!! |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 3:28pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Ebony-Silk: Ololufe temi nikan, ma fi oju mi sona Tete fun mi ni aago ilewo re ki nba le tete kan si e. Oju nro mi o |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 3:16pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Moonstone: Eeee anti gbeborun. Ta lo pe yin si oro oko ati iyawo Jowo ma ta si iyawo temi o. Emi o fi oro re sere rara. Ti oko ti o dara bi temi ba wu o, tete wa oko tire siwaju o. To ba fe mo le saye Kamoseeti fun o. Olodo buruku |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 3:08pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Ebony-Silk: O se iyawo mi atata. Emi naa mo pe omo daadaa ni e ati pe omo Oodua tooto si ni e pelu. |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 2:49pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Ebony-Silk: Ebony temi owon, O de fe maa doju timi sa. Ani ko ye so ede ajeji nibiyi. Bami so ede abinibi. Ti o ba jawo ati maa so awon ede eru buruku yii; mo ma ja iwe ikosile fun e o. Emi o de fe ki nkan beyen sele tori ife ti mo ni si e. Ka sora gidigidi |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 2:43pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
tkb417: Itumo foni ni: o pani lerin tabi o darin pa ereke Olodo nla. Olodo rabata, oju eja lo mo je. Sileeti lo o ma lo o oni lo pepa. Poki!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 2:42pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
babsongudus: Nah lie My mama nah virgin |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 12:21pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
~smurf: Abi ode ni awon alawe meji ti won npe ara won ni Toyosi ati Sumoofu yi ni? Se oju yin fo e o rii pe Yooba lanso nihanyi ni. E ma so ede ajeji nibi ti e o ba fe ki a leeyin kuro ni ori tireedi yi o. O digba kan na. |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 12:15pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Ebony-Silk: Haba ololufe mi, ma doju timii. Yooba ponbele ni mo fe ki a maa so nibi yii. Jowo ma se je ki awon omo kekere wonyi wenu si e lara o |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 12:02pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Remii: Mo kan sara si e Remi. O se pupo. |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 11:58am On Dec 22, 2008 |
goodass: Judaasi, Jowo se o ti ka iwe baba Fagunwa ti o ni akole yii: ADIITU ELEDUMARE? Bi o ba je be, se o si nii lowo atipe bawo lo se le fi sowo si mi. Jawo ninu riba JUDAASI!!! |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 11:51am On Dec 22, 2008 |
debosky: O se ore mi atata, emi naa mo pe eyin mi ni o wa lojokojo. Emi naa ti n nife omo yen o. Mo fe ma fi enu fa kini ti o wa ni aya re yen. Jowo se o le ko mi bi mo se le se ti o ma gba lati fe mi laisi wahala rara. Jowo mo nreti esi re o. |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 11:41am On Dec 22, 2008 |
Ebony-Silk: Ebony mi owon, Looto, oro ife dabi oro adawo ni. Lati igba ti mo ti ka iwe pelebe ti o ko simi yii ni ife re ti ngun mi bi esin. Nse lo dabi ki nri e ki nsi ma fi ara lo e bi ologbo. Jowo ololufe mi, bawo ni mo se le ri e ki a ba le bere ere ife wa loju paali. Oloomi, onitemi, ore mi, alabaro, oju kan saa lada ni, lolaoluwa ko seni ti o ya wa (Kamoteesi). Mofe ba e darugbo, mo fe ba e kale, iwo leni ti mo fe ri lojojumo aye mi |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 11:02am On Dec 22, 2008 |
tkb417: E ma binu sir, 419 kan wa simi lenu ni. Won o komi ki nmaa yaju si agbalagba. E jowo sir, E fori ji omo yin. Eyin agba le npa lowe pe: "Omode o le mo eko je ko ma yi lowo". Tooto, o se bi owe eyin agba. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 11:00am On Dec 22, 2008 |
Dere I: The girl nah virgin o, d only thing be say the thing sweet am no be small |
Culture / Re: Pidgin Only by farotika(m): 1:01pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
server34: Haba! so u no no say winch plenty for Calabar. I pity u o; u no no say na hin make them good for fuckmania |
Jokes Etc / Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 12:55pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
I beg make una leave african Osama, oh, sorry African Obama alone o. |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 12:12pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
tkb417: Ogbeni 419, ah! ema binu sa. Ogbeni 417 e se gan an ni o. Inu wa dun pe a wa darapo mo wa awa naa si kii yin ku abo, se oko o jepo? Bi o ba ri bee, ope ni fun Edumare. Lakotan, emi o fe ki e maa gbe nikan o, mo nfe ki o je bi le ma ku si, bi ti mario |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 7:44am On Dec 19, 2008 |
Ebony-Silk: Ma fi lo mi ndasi, ewo lo kan e naa? Se o njowu mi ni Ti o ba nifesi Kamoteesi, je ki a gbo o maa fi tife tife so eyin mejeeji papo. Ni idakeji, ti o ba je pe omi ni o ni ife si, mo wa fun e tigbatigba nitoripe ese meta shandi ni mo ni, mo si se ileri wipe mo maa te e pelu nkan omokunrin mi |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nfa Kids Photos by farotika(m): 7:32am On Dec 19, 2008 |
@ gudass, how u dey naa? che u later show ur teacher the thing wetin she do when she see am |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 7:05am On Dec 19, 2008 |
chamotex: Haaaa!! kamoteesi, o o se jawo ninu iwa palapala ti o nwu yii. Emi o gbo tabi ka nkankan ti o jo iru ewi yi ri o. Se baba Fagunwa abi Faleti lo koo ni. E saa ma ja emi lawe o. Oro obo ati oko ti e nso yii ti fe maa yi mi lori E ti e gbo naa eyin ore mi: kini won npe ni oko ati obo naa |
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by farotika(m): 6:59am On Dec 19, 2008 |
goodass: Iro nla le pa sa. Beba ko ni yooba npe "paper"; kalamu ni won maa npe nigbati won a maa pe "biro" ni gege. |
Jokes Etc / Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 4:19pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
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