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Christianity EtcRe: The Church Banner I Saw On My Way In Portharcourt by faruz: 11:40am On Feb 21, 2016
pyyxxaro:
Make I go boil rice

Brb
u jez waste diz space...... grin grin
RomanceRe: What Happened To Her After A Careless Night-Out by faruz: 9:28am On Feb 21, 2016
olaBanks:
The beggers I saw
Asking for alms is not new to man and it is even explicitly allowed in the three monolithic religions of the world (Islam, Christianity and Judaism). This is because beggers shall not cease in the land. Begging and beggers havenow take different dimensions and forms, some are identified here
1. Student beggers: They use an appeal to pity to ask for money from you. They would not beg normally, but circustances may force them to. E.g Bros, pls help me, I am a student of Uni..., I misplaced my wallet, help me with transport fare to Ilorin(assumed place)
2. Mall beggers:Always at the entrance of a shopping mall or bank. Once you done buying or transacting, they tell you- Big guy, Na you oo, Anything for us too.
3. Highway beggers: These are usually of the
Northern Nigeria extract with one arm or leg chopped off. They stay in potholes and ask travellers to drop arms for them. These beggers are proud and very insulting.
4. ATM beggers: Though not common in the southern part of Nigeria, these beggers wear good clothes and smell nice. They approach you once you done using the ATM and say all the prayers of the worlds for you. In the end, they beg.
4. Social begger:Common in the southwest Nigeria, these beggers rely on the pretext of fixing ribbon on your dress during special days or events such as weddings, birthdays, Valentine's day, New year and so. These type are also occasional beggers as they have enjoined patronage from the public, especially those who give too easily.

The beggers I saw.
I am Bankole Olatunji
which number are u guilty ofhuh grin
RomanceRe: What Happened To Her After A Careless Night-Out by faruz: 9:25am On Feb 21, 2016
ladyF:
Lmao but the guy isn't bad na. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder grin

But how do people even get drunk, aren't you supposed to know you should stop when you start getting tipsy? Na dem sabi sha...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend In Jos The Morning After Valentine's Day (Photo) by faruz: 9:13am On Feb 21, 2016
profkezzy:
End time lovers
end time comment
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Apologizes To Unilag Students by faruz: 8:33pm On Feb 20, 2016
djlongi1987:
Why are all these students disturbing the man 4 an event organised 4 people dat matters and not those Yoruba MUGU

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Hull City: FA Cup (0 - 0) On 20th February 2016 by faruz: 4:16pm On Feb 20, 2016
I dey reserve my sekem for Tuesday...... grin grin cheesy commentator throat go burst.......
PoliticsRe: Ben-Bruce Kisses His Mother At His Birthday Party (photos) by faruz: 12:36pm On Feb 20, 2016
JamesMoriarty:
Look at the way he kisses her so deeply and passionately. I bet they are having sex together.

Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Change My Username by faruz: 12:23pm On Feb 20, 2016
Ooogaa Seun plz change mine to invisible
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Hull City: FA Cup (0 - 0) On 20th February 2016 by faruz: 12:14pm On Feb 20, 2016
Where I fit see diz match watch wif Chelsea own on pc........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Hull City: FA Cup (0 - 0) On 20th February 2016 by faruz: 12:04pm On Feb 20, 2016
justicejay:
Make i quickly book space incase i wan sekem
e sure sey we go sekem...... grin
FamilyRe: Woman Loses First Pregnancy To Police Brutality After 10 Years Of Marriage by faruz: 11:54am On Feb 20, 2016
greyce:
Na to kill d policeman remain or destroy his balls....after 10 good years shocked
.... I swear down.... An eye for an eye A tooth for a tooth........
PhonesRe: See Why You Should Stop Putting Your Phones On A Bed While Charging (photos) by faruz: 9:24am On Feb 20, 2016
hottathanfire:
Thank God the owner no burn join the phone, want to use big fake fone by all means

The wage of sin is death!!!
salary of sin nko huh
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by faruz: 1:00am On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Ahhh. you wanna scatter my brain? lol
are you on fb?
yea
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by faruz: 12:51am On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Ok bro. now i get you. you knw, there re lot of ladies who dnt like been in anything with a guy in her environment, and i dnt knw if she is one of those. since it wont be appropriate asking her abt it, i feel thats where your words to her shud mostly harp on. so give her this

*After she must hv granted you audience, then tell her in a slow, calm and innocent tune. making ur words to her sound like a whisper would be better*

"I KNOW IF SUN HAVE THE POWER OVER ITSELF, IT WONT WANNA SHINE IN SOME LOCATIONS, NOR RIVERS WANNA FLOW TO SOME AREAS. BUT THEY DO BECAUSE IT HAPPENS THAT WHERE THEY BEGINS NOR END DOESNT MATTER BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THE POSITIVE EFFECT THEY END UP BRINGING TO HUMAN'S LIFE. ..*call her name*.. LET ME BE THAT SUN AND MOON NOT BOUND BY LOCATION BUT BY IT POSITIVE EFFECT, TO YOUR HEART, YOUR BEING AND YOU LIVING
tnks alot.... Bt can I get more
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by faruz: 12:27am On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
You both stay in same area or sch in same sch?
... Nope... She stays in d street next to mine......... ND I wan do evryfin fast fast CUs by may I dey go skul back..........
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by faruz: 12:23am On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Lol, either you re pulling my legs or not, i feel helping a brother with the little we know and can offer in any aspect of life is highly worth it.

so tel me bro, hw far have you gone with her? All am saying is just a word, a word that surpasses and superceeds every words, a word she would hear and it would forever linger in her heart. yeah, just a word! or rather, just a sentence!
... I jez wan approach her Ni.......
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by faruz: 12:15am On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Lol. 2moro sir
no... 2marow might be 2 late cry cry I wan approach d bab3 2marow...... grin grin
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by faruz: 12:11am On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Lol. you pulling my legs i guess?
pulling ya leg ke......... M criuz........ lipsrsealed undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by faruz: 11:26pm On Feb 19, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
13. Wow, i was wondering the source of this hot sun, now i know its your beauty that is shinning, HI GIRL!

14. Hmmm, Who needs Sun and Moon when your beauty outshine both? HI GIRL!


Who need more wow wooing lines?
egbon I do..... cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Security Guard At P'square House Injured Today(photos) by faruz: 9:32pm On Feb 19, 2016
OrangeDream:
How does dis affect the price of dodo in the market??


OP, answer me!!!! HOW?

CelebritiesRe: “This Is Not The Change I Expected, At All” – Yemi Alade by faruz: 9:24pm On Feb 19, 2016
masterpower:
Madam you people rejected goodluck for badluck buhari, so live with it and suffer for their sins.

CrimeRe: Man Attacks Rival With Razor Over Lover by faruz: 8:52pm On Feb 19, 2016
Davidovinci:
Pictures of them fighting or ..... angry
we dnt beliv it....... grin cheesy undecided
CrimeRe: Lady Dies In Her Room After Valentine In Jos by faruz: 6:10pm On Feb 19, 2016
sweetval:
picture or ....
we dnt believe. It...... grin cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Midtjylland Fc Vs Manchester United :Europa League (2 - 1) On 18th February 2016 by faruz: 9:00pm On Feb 18, 2016
3rdlegxxx:
Nooooooo full time, noooo how on earth can Man United loose to middlemountain abi wetin be their name, this is getting unbearable... somebody please sack our manager na.... please and please man United board, someone else, any one else, even leave daddy giggs in charge[color=][/color], anyone but LVG... angry angry huh this just messed up my evening..
swri ehhnnn I can feel. Ur pains cry cry cry cry.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Midtjylland Fc Vs Manchester United :Europa League (2 - 1) On 18th February 2016 by faruz: 7:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
sylvalord:
Sorry which language are you speaking?
abeg hlp me ask am ooooohuhhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Midtjylland Fc Vs Manchester United :Europa League (2 - 1) On 18th February 2016 by faruz: 7:52pm On Feb 18, 2016
E don happen 1-1 .... Sekem sekem seke. grin grin cheesy cheesy. .... E fe ku laleyi.......ennnnnnnnnn
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Cries Over Ereme, Tries To Help Police Track Suicidal Comedian by faruz: 7:48pm On Feb 18, 2016
Tundeiab:
Correct guy, chop knockle abeg...
u get mouth... Take biscuit jare....
Nairaland GeneralRe: 6 Things That Can Cause You Disgrace And Embarassment by faruz: 6:47pm On Feb 18, 2016
I was once a victim of no 4.... I was very very tired dat day ......... Nazo I reach room blow grammar infront of my rum-mate gf...... Thunder strike for my brain that day....... It keeps hunting me till now......
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Cries Over Ereme, Tries To Help Police Track Suicidal Comedian by faruz: 6:43pm On Feb 18, 2016
Nifemitech:
yes check my topics and how nairalanders saved m
so funi..... If nt 4 nairalanders u wld ave been dead......... Why d hell do u want to give up....... huh undecided.... Cum to ikorodu here ... U wld knw u'r stupid 4 even tryin to commit suicide................
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Cries Over Ereme, Tries To Help Police Track Suicidal Comedian by faruz: 6:22pm On Feb 18, 2016
Nifemitech:
guys should help this guy, I was in his situation last month and I know how it felt
do u mean u wanted 2 commit suicide last month huh
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Cries Over Ereme, Tries To Help Police Track Suicidal Comedian by faruz: 6:13pm On Feb 18, 2016
Tundeiab:
No matter wetin happen, I no fit kill myself o. I be confirmed naijaman.
I fink sey na only me shaaaaa
PhonesRe: My Brother Set His Iphone Back To 1970 by faruz: 11:06am On Feb 18, 2016
JoeCutie:
Wait, is this a reply to that small question the Op asked? shocked grin
I bin dey wonder ooooo............

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