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BTW, do whales swallow or chew their food ?

they have teeth

Hi guy


Can you enter the toasting machine so i can toast you like toastbread

This one old age ehn?? Spits

ReluctantAdult:
I know a guy whose girlfriend told him he isn't supposed to get angry when she's seeing other people. Her reason was because though she's seeing all these people who give her gifts and money he can't afford to give her, he's the only one she loves and that he should be grateful she's still with him even as he's broke.

Guy bought the story completely, and now he's okay with other people fccking his girlfriend so long as he doesn't know them.

When he asked me what I thought, I told him I needed a very strong drink, because that was a lot of bullshit to listen to at one sitting

More than alot

Zzor:
Why should a broke guy reason relationship to begin with.A broke man should choose his priorities right and not to stick his neck around a woman who may frustrate his life due to his financial situation.God bless all men and women hustling in a proper way

Typical holoshow reasoning. A broke person is not human now.

CHARLOE:
D intelligent creator made mostly raw materials n gave man d intelligence to process n develop them. How u guys can look at d complex design of ur body n how d earth works; revolving around its axis in exactly 24hrs n still claim it's an accident baffles me! If today has 20hrs, tomorrow 11hrs, d next day 24hrs etc I would understand ur point. Or if some people have eyes on their back/leg etc, some 2, 4, 5 eyes, etc then u may have a point. But 99.9% of people n animals have same body parts in same locations! D truth is, like someone pointed out up there, ur lack of belief is based on d 2 major religions n their ignorance/lies!

If you know what DNA is you wouldn't have made this comment.

A day on earth has not always been 24hrs. A day on a young earth would have been less than 24hrs

Kuku ask us ro leave Nigeria now

What!

He collapsed under intense weight

SavageResponse:
Was Dangote the one driving the truck as at the time of the accident?

You should have asked the driver what he does with the trip allowance he gets apart from his monthly salary?

You should have also asked the trailer driver what he does with the money he realises after stealing part of his fuel allocation to sell in the black market.

Then finally you should have also asked the driver what he does with the money he realises after replacing the brand new tyres on his truck with old ones then selling the new ones in the black market

His he a police inspector or what?

BabbanBura:
Hope SARS or Herdsmen or Bandits or Boko Haram or Hunger no kill am sha woo!

Hope she never dey do holoshow to survive

Werey see him self in the middle of the atlantic ocean.

In 21 savages voice
Pvsssssssssy!

Meanwhile Crocodile smile over too you

That slap heavy die

This is like a terrorist school. Why are they calling themselves slaves of Muhammad?

Righteousness89:



Not only are Species facing Extinction, but the Earth itself is Folding up..
Everything we can see and feel will be wiped off
This Ship is Sinking!
All we need to do is to get on the Life Boat!
The Life Boat is JESUS Christ..

I can assure you that the earth will still be in existence for the next 2 billion years. Humans, I'm not sure will last that long but earth, the sun and other bodies will still be floating in space.

Mekenz:
I hear you Oga,the chameleon hasn't been seen for over 100years, said by a 40yrs old man.....ok oo

Why you dumb like this

The saying that the government doesn't understand peace is actually true. Upon the peaceful flag waving how did they respond? Violence!.

I stand with peace.

smoke9910:
it just gave you results based on what you searched for. Google has nothing to do with it. If you search similar keywords on another search engine, you'll get almost the same results. A zoo is more organized than Nigeria. Nigeria is more like a wildlife reserve.

Or a jungle

Arrewa:
Clout chaser!

Elrufai remain one of the best governor in Nigeria!


Elrufai is fighting insecurity and at same time developing Kaduna State.

Same people blaming Buhari for the insecurity in Benue are blaming Elrufai for the insecurity in southern kaduna!

Bigotry is a disease!

Only bigots hate Elrufai!

Elrufai is outstanding!

More Grace Mallam!!

Be deceiving yourself with all those edited images.

Neddstark:
It is sad that educated people let a group of feminists and lesbians lead them to almost turn Nigeria into anarchy.

Shut the fvck up man.

Mediocres. I can imagine them terrorizing the civilians already

leisuretym:
they know the youth will loot their property if they revolt, that's why they are trying to bribe the youth , book haram doesn't affect them , southern Kaduna no concern them

Chai. How did I come to this country sef.

Boko haram and the bandits are wrecking havoc their region they are doing meeting about EndSARS. These guys no get sense

limeta:
Religious intolerance is one sided

God! by then I pray you would have pave way for me. Nigeria is irredeemable. Spits

Biodun556:
I tell people who acused soldiers of highhandedness in Lekki that if the protesters repeat foolishness again the same soldiers will deal with them. The aftermath of what they call peaceful protest is still raging, they want to start another one

This nigga no just get sense.

Audio arrest

This is terrible. He's not boko haram now.

illicit:
The day soldiers beat me like dis and I manage to survive..... and nothing was done about it.... when I recuperate, I will become enemy of the state.


God willing....


He could have died from that dat beating.

Spot on

limeta:
Watin make we do

Don't be biased. Condemn religious intolerance

God knows I won't allow an illiterate soldier to dehumanize me like this.

The moment a soldier or a police man to decide to dehumanize me like this, I will instantly show them that we are both human and they are not superhuman.

You dehumanize them and still rob them. Can you imagine?

Gracchus:
Stop wasting your time on that guy, someone that is from Abia state where they can't even tar a 1km road complaining about Tinubu and Lagos while his own states rots away under poor leadership.

I swear. Lol