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Chai. 4th to comment!!! What kind of network are you guys using

Agidipie:
University of Liverpool has a message for those Masturbating in their toilet.

Oyibo University library cannot spell cooperation correctly!! Nawao!!!

Abeg what of someone that has income of about N3m monthly (N36m) yearly. What is his class.

This car has been available for sale since Feb 2019 and it is still unsold after 4 years. Is this a joke or what.

Abeg donate the car to Labour Party and watch your business fortunes soar!!!

Or donate it to the nearest orphanage.

Nawao!!!

This scammer that calls himself Faith should pls do the honorable thing and die quickly let all of us rest from his continuous spanning of so many pages on Nairaland!!

Enthernallife:
Please dear everyone, please forgive me for posting this but I have no choice because the mods ban my old username. Please sirs and ma's, my name is Faith, am a 26 years old single mom of 1. My son is just 2 years old. I used to be a hairdresser before my present predicament. In August of 2021 I fell very sick and was rush to the hospital by my neighbour. Doctor said that I will have to be admitted because by the time that they have prescribed several drugs for me, my hands and both of my legs has developed rashes and started to swell up. The swelling got worst and more severe as time went by, eventually leading to multiple skin ulcers. Preliminary results shows that I was diagnosed with blood infection. Am currently living with severe skin ulcers in my left arm, the palm of my hand, and both of my legs and feet. I've been suffering with this condition since then.
Am crying out because I need serious medical attention, I cannot afford to go to the hospital and am dying here due to lack of money. I regularly require resuscitation with anti biotics and regular blood transfusion at St David's Specialist hospital. I also urgently require Prolonged Sore Management with Vacuum Assisted Closure Device and skin graft to help regain my normal life again but unfortunately I can't treat myself because I don't have enough on me. Doctor said the procedure will require 1.3million Naira to give me my life back and so far I've been able to raise only 300 thousand with the help of my friends and some kind hearted well wishers who have taken pity for me in the past few months. Pleas sirs and ma's, am an orphan both my parents are late. I have been trying every possible best to raise the remainder to no avail. I don't have any property to sell again and I cannot work in this my condition pls I beg of you, I can't even look after my 2 years old son, that's why am pleading with any well meaning person pls, no matter how small pls, it will still go a long way to help me and save my life and that of my little boy pls. May God bless you all in Jesus name Amen

Faith
Account Number

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First Bank


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GadRNsdkZyc

Thank you and God bless you
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SeeItSayIt:
After lesson learnt, fool, senseless & insensitive senator now wants to empower people.

Go wake the killed, empower them to vote you back to national assembly. Animals in human clothing

Are you not foolish for writing something like this about someone I am sure you don't know a single thing about. This senator is among the very best in the National Assembly. She is one of the very few politicians in Nigeria that is not corrupt.

The problem is that our youths want free money, doleouts instead of real development. How can you stone a senator who has just commissioned an ICT Center in her constituency. How many senators have ever commissioned tangible projects for those that voted then into power.

This is the problem of democracy. Idiots and Nobel Prize winners in medicine all have one vote at the ballot box.

Can any third world democratic country ever develop and become a first world country while practicing full-fledged democracy?? I am just thinking aloud.

I know her personally and I can confirm that she is a very sincere person who really really has the welfare of her constituency at heart. She is very different from the normal run-of-the-mill Nigerian politician.

If the youths can stone her, what will they do to the likes of Gandollar or Dieziane or Okoroawusa.

iambabaG:
Christianity and idiocy..
Nocturnal enuresis is a medical condition that delays total bladder control even in adults.

You prayed to your god for what exactly??

I have two questions for atheists like you:

(1) What was the scenario before the Big Bang
(2) Since matter cannot be destroyed but interchangeable with energy (e = mc²), where did the matter that made up the entire universe come from.

Pls I still need advice on this. Plsssss!!!!

Experts on Nairaland your words of advice is needed!! Which of these two businesses will give a better return of investment.

Medium size Bakery

or

Bottled and sachet water plant.

Location will be in Abuja.

Please help a brother. Different consultants are giving conflicting opinions!!

Is it still available?

Goldenheart:
It was predicted if COVID 19 hits the North. It's going to be devastating...

I went to buy engine oil from one mallam down the street a couple of weeks ago.

It happens he just finished cooking concussion rice and his colleagues (About 6) were devouring the rice from the big bowl... With their bare hands.

The guy kept asking me to join them...

I politely declined and asked for my #100 change

And you collected the #100 with your bare hand and stuffed it into your pocket. Kai! You and all the people that touched the places you touched with that hand must go into quarantine immediately!!!

Shikena.

That is how bad and insidious this pandemic is.

God help us

Focusmind:
Bro, nobody hate Ndigbo. What people hates are drug peddlers, kidnappers and armed robbers. These crimes are not peculiar to Ndigbo, it cut across all tribes in Nigeria. Likewise, I hate it when other tribes profile other tribe for one thing or the other.

Nigeria can never grow with ethnic hatred. Lets eschew bitterness and focus on unity and rebuilding Nigeria. Sadly, the current leadership we have is not even helping matters and are not pretending about the division it has caused.

Unity is all we pray for to build a virile and prosperous nation. Tribal insult and ethnic attacks helps weakens the fabrics of cohesion and no nation can progress where there are hatred and injustice. Don't allow the silly idiots here push you into ethnic retaliation or attack.

May God Almighty bless you and yours for making this statement.

miracood:
IGBO


AMAKA


but d girl worwor no be small

You are obviously sick. Jealously is a killer disease. Go and get treatment fast although I believe your case is irredeemable..

This is the kind of investors we desperately need in the power sector. Seasoned businessmen who know their onions and have proved their business acumen. They have the ability to attract quality foreign direct investment into the power sector and put their REAL money where their mouth is.

Such genuine businessmen and investors need to be encouraged to invest deeply into the power and energy sectors of the economy. These sectors just have to be made attractive to genuine investors. Kudos Sir!!!

A friend is interested in setting up a bakery capable of handling 15 bags of flour daily expandable to 30 bags within one year.

Kindly send your catalogue and recommended equipment list with prices and maintenance services available to finafoodsltd@gmail.com

The location is Abuja.

Thanks

From the replies I am seeing here, it is obvious most Nigerians read only headlines, quickly form very uninformed opinions and immediately post them on social media.

This is a criminal that stabbed an innocent man who wanted to help him, stole his property and left him to bleed to death.

The police did their job admirably, caught him and took him to court. The judiciary did their job by giving him fair hearing and appropriately finding him guilty. The criminal was sentenced to death by hanging in line with the constitution of the country.

From now henceforth anyone that posts trash on this thread should be charged with obstruction of justice.

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Abeg my people of Nairaland, come and see Mercedes-Benz pickup truck I saw yesterday at Osogbo. Please manage the pictures. I was in a moving vehicle and It was raining heavily. Ingenuity in adversity. This is a case of using what you have to achieve what you want.

zeekeyboy:
This happened in the university of lagos, faculty of arts precisely during a Geography class. The name of the lecturer is Mr ogunkunle.

It's not as if this is the norms in Unilag, i say a big No. But this particular lecturer has been terrorizing us.

We have other lecturers who behaves well but this particular man is just something else i mean why will you tell adults like this to kneel and raise up hands just because they were not able to spell a particular word.

This lecturer rarely comes to class when he comes he spends most time sending students out and threatening them. He is just a disgrace to this wonderful university. We have very brilliant, decent lectures who respects us for who we are e.g their response to the dress code saga.

We are please begging the university to help caution lecturers like this so that our great unilag won't be a laughing stock amongst other universities.

Op with this kind of English and grammatical bombs you are throwing about, walahi you should also be on your knees with the others in front of that class. Nawao for this Unilag student.

Port Harcourt International Airport has been declared the worst international airport in the world for 2016.

'There’s almost no seating in this facility, and a tent serves as an arrivals hall. You also won’t find any air conditioning. Recent renovations do mean that some areas will have actual walls and windows, but the unhelpful staff is what earns Port Harcourt the No. 1 worst airport in the world this year.'

“This has to be the most corrupt airport in the world. ‘Bring money’ as they say in PH. It’s a standing joke,” one respondent attested.

In the days following SleepingInAirport’s results, the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria and the country’s House of Representatives both took action. The FAAN contested the rating, saying much of the airport was still under construction. But the country has poured 400 billion naira (about $2 billion USD) into improving airport infrastructure across the nation, including at Port Harcourt. The abysmal ranking prompted an investigation to see if the money has been used properly to update facilities. Time will tell if it’s enough to remove Port Harcourt from the list in 2016.

Source: http://www.cheatsheet.com/life/10-worst-airports-in-the-world.html/11/

Did you guys see the shoes of the Kenyan police. You can check your teeth for stains on them. Pure mirrors

Peter Tosh – Crystal Ball Lyrics

Lookin' at your crystal ball culture man
I say Lookin' in your crystal ball culture man
What do you see culture man
Tell me what do you see culture man

I see people victim
Prices rising
Fuel shortage
And the Naira devalue

In the city
In a you shitty
In the city
In a the shitty

Come on lookin' at your crystal ball culture man
Come on lookin' at your crystal ball culture man
What do you see culture man
Tell What do you see culture man

I see them churches locked down
Schools closed down
Politicians promising
Teacher striking

In the city
In a you shitty
In the city
In a the shitty

Come on come on lookin' at your crystal ball culture man
I say lookin' at your crystal ball culture man
Tell me tell me what do you see culture man
Tell me what do you see culture man

I see youths rising
Blood running
Fire burning
Got crying

In a the shitty
In a the shitty
In the city
It is a shitty

Lookin' at you crystal ball culture man
I say lookin' at you crystal ball culture man
What do you see culture man
Tell me what what do you see culture man

I see truth revealing
People cleansing
Downpresser chasing
People seeing

In a the shitty...
I say lookin' at you crystal ball culture man
Keep on lookin' at you crystal ball culture man
Let us have a view on the inside

We see too much of the outside
Give me a glimpse in a you crystal ball culture man
Make me see what a gwan culture man
Long time we blind
So so blind

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDovKMmcHWkEE&params=OAFIAVgB&v=ovKMmcHWkEE&mode=NORMAL

Most comments here are so childish that they are bordering on paranoia.

The clear facts are.

The guy owes rent including part of the original lease.

FCDA sued him in 2012 (under PDP government)

The case was won finally in 2016 (under APC government)

Kudos to FCDA. They are the real good guys in this matter.

WHEN WILL OUR YOUTHS REASON REASONABLY.!!!!

I subscribed to the 3.5GB but it worked for a few days and stopped. I still have almost 2GB remaining but had to revert to Etisalat to send this post. I am in Gwarimpa Abuja. Anyone that has a way out pls let's know

The equation for compound interest is the most important equation in the whole world.

It explains why the rich are rich and the poor are poor. Understand this equation and put it into practice and you are on your way to wealth. I really think it is the foundation of capitalism.

[quote author=falseman post=44355099]OP no even get sense no wonder UK people sabi stingy
Okay let's calculate

You initially pay about £138 (N39750) for monthly electricity bill

Then £85 (25450) to fill your tank.

My brother this can never happen in naija you can't use up to 15k to fill your tank even at the high cost we buy now. And I'm sure if you are in Nigeria with 24hrs electricity you will never agree to pay a bill of 20k per month talk more of 39k.

Bros come back home./quote]

We don't need such negative people. He should stay where he is and continue to enjoy his N25,450 fuel tank payments

Op, the fact that you went to fill up your tank without checking the price per litre of the fuel you are buying treks me a lot about your level of intelligence. You needed a mechanic to educate you that the unit price of fuel had fallen. Waow!

Convert what you are paying for electricity, gas and petrol to naira and begin to understand why you have to buy everything on credit and why you are still broke after decades of sojourn in oyibo land.

koboko69:
This is unbelievable. Look at the cartoon well.....

Punch threw a jab at the wailers and they still couldn't figure it out.

PMP was holding something to explain reason for his trips while others were attacking him. He simply called them ignonomrous. And they are busying dancing about unclad on the thread....its a pity

You are dead wrong. Punch portrayed my President as a blind man with a walking stick and dark glasses implying that we Nigerians are being led by a blind malam. THAT IS VERY RUDE.

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QueenValerie:
I'd forgive him after I got a divorce and half of everythin'!!!
And I mean it, if he wears a wig I want my half of that too!

In Naija you won't get half of anything. You will only get custody of the small children until they are past childhood.

You will even be lucky to get child support.

sherryshitt:
Wrong : Go and on the Ac

Right : Put on the Ac

I thought 'Switch on the AC' is the correct sentence. Please confirm.