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Limerick: And One more thing, my Pc no dey boot again, yet all the LED Lights dey on. .thats why I hate Dell



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Thread derailer!

Ennykem: Lyk play lyk play,a year has passed us by,today makes it a year we wrote our putme

We juz gerrin started....Watchout 4 d'2nd year anniversary @ home.

masterpieceboss: No,let me make my self clearer,if u ar farmiliar wit OAU,wen tins hapn like dis dey'l sell it in d banks outside d school not on campus.If i were a yahooboy i wuldnt have an RC no,i wuldnt hav a detailed address,it's clearly real.UBA is not in Lagere in Ife and dey clearly also want 2 sell,It's dificult 2 b believd in Nigeria even wen u ar genuine!

UBA not in Lagere??U kidding me??

nicko92: somebody i meet here too is offering to pay me 200% of my initial capital if i invest with their campany.i have been wondering,can this be true.
Advice please

advise ursef

Limerick: Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha. . .lmfao!! FOOLS!!!

Here comes anoda
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Bullcrap!

Chimex388: u spit shit even worse dan poo shìt||buh will 4give u 4 bein dat foolish cus u always got blemish in ur perceived rhythm.

"Fattkay" be like wu dis n!gga||Wit his wack lines I'm sure Seriki wud av done better||Wtf is he doing in dis lyrical realm,he shud be a street begger||m gettin vexed,get me ma metal,i need to pull som trigger||

Iwegbadu: I know the babe called sisiafrika she sleeps with all the lecturers in pharmacy. She is a real hoew

L0000L...I tôt as mch na.

coogar: [s]don't let the door hit your vagïna as you leave quietly.

fat ibime, no one is feeling your writtens. anambra chic my arsë, i included that bit as a rebuttal to school you that my verse wasn't pre-written. the kinda life i live, you can never measure up. you remember people had to contribute money(coogar inclusive) so you can do your wedding 2 years ago. broke-asś fatso!


fùck outta here - you dücked a battle as far back as january because you knew what happened to mikuz now would have happened to you. i ain't on your level - your bars are pure wackness. you even find it difficult to lay perfect rhymes & you let all those illegitimate children you sired gas you up with the "likes".

i walked over you in january - you are not a competition! [/s]

ur lines re wack nd incoherent

Victornet: That's good of you. You can contact me on 08130414575. I talked about teaching online so that you can learn at your own time and speed. Moreover I'm still a student. Schooling in Imo State University to be precise.That's good of you. You can contact me on 08130414575. I talked about teaching online so that you can learn at your own time and speed. Moreover I'm still a student. Schooling in Imo State University to be precise.

10x Bra...I'll holla @ u!

Chimex388: dunno wat dis gay dude is upto cus even d deaf cant pretend nt to feel ma swagga| buh tell u sth a$$, ma kandid advice-burnup dose scripts of urs cus dey aint betta dan a kindergertn poem.

Ur lyrical prowess so wack,it took u a whole day to come up wit a couple lines ||Like surgical process I hold lyrical jars nd drop bars,in a wink,I'll blow u up with a couple mines!

Ibime: https://i61.tinypic.com/eaqgs5.png

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I could never show this fággot respect/
Read back on my text/ how in 2010, he got engaged to an Anambra sket/
You need proof he’s a lying áss pest?/. . . well, he answered it best/
Everything I rapped is correct/
It’s been 4 years!. . . . and the broke nigga. . . hasn’t married her yet!!/
Wait. . . . lemme hazard a guess/
Either she said he’s a burden/
Or. . . .she don’t exist. . . . and I bet he’s a virgin/ . . . .I’m yet to determine!/
NL biggest troll. . . . he’s a professional vermin/
and those who’ve met in person/ will attest it for certain/
that he’s the jobless nigga ever liveth. . . . an idle mind. . . .where the devil is working!!!/
My star shines. . . . like a nebula burning!/ check the old cassettes/
How a real King sets example. . . with flow and texts/
This nigga not the dopest vet/ he a hopeless pest/
A biter. . . who spam the thread. . . . with arguments, jokes and jests/
He don’t pose a threat/ A vet? You kidding!/
When he battle. . . he beg niggas to dissect his writtens/
Which vet explains punches. . . in the text he spitting?/
When I spit. . . . you know it’s a punch. . . cos your head is spinning!!!/
He’s an ignorant fool/
2006, he did a Masters in the States. . . that really is true/
Over there, you saw the singer Mario. . . . and took a picture with dude/
But posting the pic on your profile. . . wasn’t a brilliant move/
So when I say that I’ma split him in two/ . . . that’s physically true!/
Cos in the picture . . . .that lil R’n’B nigga. . . . was bigger than you!!/
Speaking of your Masters. . . funny that Sauron did with you/
Your undergrad in Manchester, he was still in your school/
And in Fantasy Premier League. . . .after Sauron dipped on the crew/
you started managing his team. . . . nigga, isn’t it true?/
So when he claim he ain’t Sauron. . . . we ain’t feeling the fool!/
He a biter. . . . plus clearly he’s trash/
He’s 32 with mental problems. . . . his family need to section his áss/
The only textcee who explain his punches. . . . he’s terribly gassed/
So don’t give the troll no attention. . . . just let him merrily pass/
All the older dudes in NL know what I’m texting is facts/
Sauron could put 2013 calendar in the ground. . . . but he still can’t 'bury the past'!/



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D0pe!

coogar: here comes another one....
how many bastärds did ibime sire on his trip to naija. they musta given him about 100 women being the first son of soil to travel out of the country - how is he able to cater for y'all hungry mouths on his cöck?

i wasn't even addressing you when you jumped into a discourse that had nothing to do with your compound name. however, since you are feeling like it, i think i have 2 bags of ammo left to waste on a vermin. how do you want to die? verbal or physical?

L00000L...dis 1 don maaad o *removes slippers,puts it on head,runs in opposite direction* I no wan die young abeg!!!! *looks back* FVCK U B!TCH A$$ NICCUR!!! *continues running*

coogar: [s]
i battled a fatigued ibime too.
everytime coogar battles them, they are fatigued. bunch of useless emcees. if they took their fitness seriously, they wouldn't be fatigued.

i am versatile - i can take on 300 battles in one day. it's called lyrical fitness. what does it really take to write 32 lines for mental patients like you moröns? so mikuz was so fatigued, not a single judge/voter thought he won? not one out of about 40 voters?

emaprince, you put the d in disgrace!
are you even aware it was mikuz that begged for the battle? are you aware it was an emergency ish for both of us & i could have been rusty?[/s]

*throws d unfathomable collection of vowels nd consonants into trashcan*

akorson5: what type system do i need,? cox i wnt it in pratical learning does it always require internet conection?

to cut d'long story short,enter dis thread www.nairaland.com/1147325/want-learn-programming-which-language

Chimex388: Oh yeah barbecue/i guess d fallen remnant of ma "wack" lyrics is wat occupies ur dinner table

Looks away as if he doesn't even hear wot a b!tch a$$ nigga is saying ||He has no time 4 kids so far his mexican n'ggaz re stil paying||

Nateoverlord: RIP great one___[b]Was My Senior in Secondary School...Ecwa Staff School, Jos[/b]

Unnecessary info!

Musa I hail thee!!! Naija can use charm sha...Dey don charm a whole FIFA... Asasi!

sirmorgan: Did you know? You buy a brand new laptop as low 10,000 from U.S.A

I hope all is well bra?

asalimpo: Thread: e.g
8 weeks shoe and bag making course.
(in d programming section).
Been on first page for 3 days now.

This and such irrelevant post make their way in here and stay
on . Or dont nl hav mods anymore?

nd how does dat affect u?

Victornet: I would've like to teach you whenever we're on break (currently a student). Would you like to learn online? I'm into web development

abeg I also need help ooo!!! God bless u!

Chimex388: I will kill u all wit d tongue of a cobra n d venom of a viper

whos ma 1st prey?

*niggaz be spittin wack lines*

Who's dis?? Battle with ur mates *walks out* L00L...na joke o

ckushy: Kid

n!ggaz be opening threads juz wanna catch up in d game || If I need lyrics,I'll google it,I need not come here to attest 2 ur fvckin lyrical claim||