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Cymbal: am gen2 bros and u?
It's so nice to have an angel like ''miracy''
fattbabakay

*runs in* juz heard fattbabakay,isn't dat my name?? Wot av I done dis time arnd,abeg icelord help me na!

fubbyy: what you wrote here is not really comprehensive, maybe because of your inability to use paragraph or something

The only part I understand is where you ask me not to use MUMU, anyway MUMU is our local dialect which is allowed to be used at any time

Have a nice day

Boss,u seem to av taken it personal...Chillax na.

Djtm: Seun is a programmer, not a businessman. It shows in a lot of things he does.

so Y does he sell Ads?

zeb04: I love the lady in red

LESB.. Alert!!!!!!!!!

Dey don come again with dos witchcraft films.

mynameisjade: To me they are both the same thing....
I recently had someone ask me what a Ferrari mean/was same dude has an IPAD,DSTV n lots of gadjects

sorry,it should be "gadgets"

TheWholeTruth: This thread is about you.

It's actually meant 4 him.

Lack Of Exposure = Lack Of Exposure
Illiteracy = Lack Of Education

I'm sure you know the difference between EXPOSURE and EDUCATION.

M'vote won't count anyways......

safarigirl: you've been noticed.

Now, kindly keep my name out of your wack lines. There's only one airmark, no time for other attention seekers

lmfao

JigsawKillah: Stinging like jabs with needles/ are the raps i scribble/
Jigs is a better gamer, u can ask nintendo/
i best knit up this thread and start sacking negroes/
so the guykhena's can form swags with their Aba made timbos/

i love teddybiyasi till i caught her on coog's ddick/
hw can warriblood ffuck her? His cock is like toothpick/
i met safarigirl and we ffucked in my blue jeep/
that ppussy is so wide i thought's the deep blue sea/

this is ffr rebirth, i'll better ur best/
nap mikuz and ask him....beretta or teks?/
choose how u wanna die, then pick ur burial church, celestial or pen?/

tiyazman is a bbitch, like his ffaggot dad/
Onyinye? That was the only name the mmaggot had/
u dont have a future, go ask a tarot man/
ur mom is a leader, leading the new harlot gang/

i see fattbabakay, do i have to shoot him?/
absolutely!/ yes! the guy done wet him pants, oh bullsshit/
he's living in a soakaway pit, packing em away is the only time we hear dis ajekpako do shit/

i dont battle rookies/ but i did guykhena/
my punches left him looking like a kid hyena/
he could barely laugh, he knew he lost it, till his ffagmates sold they votes just to sip ribena/



SAW

Ur lines in one word: "meaningless"

iamaromolaeran: WHO WANNA BATTLE HERE?

goan look 4 ur mate in hell!

ckushy: his vote doesn't count

fvck u!

okeyxyz: You guys are comparing "apples and oranges". Nairaland and facebook have little in common. They are absolutely different kinds of applications, for absolutely different purposes.

Nairaland is a web forum, where viewing of content in the threads is open to everybody and contribution/sharing of content is open to all registered users.

facebook on the other hand is strictly a social network. Contribution/sharing of content is based on connection between registered users as a minimum requirement.

NL can't be as big as facebook tho,but it can be bigger than it's currently is.

asalimpo: seun is not stingy,*my opinion*,
nairaland cannot market like konga,dealdey,etc without som serious capital injection from an investor/investment body.
Stackoverflow got popular and received investmnt fundg to expand. Now its a full fledged company. Mayb seun aint seeing such interest, but if Nl were on good soil ,i tell you ,it wud b in class of reddit,digg,stumbleupon,
etc. Not fb ,cuz nl is discussion,fb is showya face. With its own ubiquitious icon.
What NL needs is an innovative ambitious ceo to expand its scope.
Its runng far below its capacity.
Far below.
NL shud have its corporate offce,
bcome more structured -like linkedin.
Thts if it wants to operate highkey. Else, it can operate low key like hacker news..
(no ads,no icon,no anythg but posters are usually specialists) . The option abt direction lies with seun.

Let me explain wia d word "stingy" sets in...NL can't grow higher dan dis drainage hole if only one man keeps runnin it,gettin an office nd hiring a couple workers won't be a bad idea,in business u av to expand if u wanna get expanded...also marketing can take several means,Naijaloaded for instance wic is not even as big as NL,I've been seeing dia name on minimal musical concert banners nd red carpets,sponsoring a couple small shows will make advertisers run in here..Hw mch will dat cost?? Re ppl not paying 4 ads??...NL is just too good nd I pray it gets bigger...I bet with better strategies,NL will surely expand nd reach other African countries... cc SEUN

Danthesage: NLNG

I wan apply 4 dis tin buh ma documents dey skul...na GOBE b dat oo

Fake9janews so NL Tsunami neva kee u??

icelord: if u some girls take their bosom nack u for head ehn.... na headache be that o

haba...u too like isokuso! Btw ma head strong diee,no headache fit catch me.

360crest: Please who can Help me review my 2months old Blog. I need critics, I need an Seo Expert help. Blog Url is http://www.360crest.com

big ups to u,nice!

penquin: I'm thinking of going into programming, buh i don't know anything about it(am an illiterate in programming) buh how do i learn it on my own. i.e with no one by my side. unless if I'm gonna been put through, through nairaland here.


oops i have no laptop. planning to get one. (advice are welcome on which type of laptop i should get note:I'm into website stuff too.)

so can nairalander teach me programming little by little here on this site.?

1st of all,get a laptop,it's a primary material...Den get ebooks nd videos,if u're determined,u'll get it.I can help,tho m juz learning too

NL lacks marketing,if u're not so internet-active u'll hardly know it exists...BTW Oga Seun is too stingy,spending a lil on publicity won't hurt a fly,perhaps he thinks 1.2M is enough??

JigsawKillah: ok! Airmark why did this guy vote? Is he a regular?


SAW

it's d return of d sleeping giant,I"ve been on here since 1864

blueyedgeek: You're kidding right?

He must be!

JigsawKillah: What is 'fattbabakay'


SAW

an appellation given to ur destined crucifier!

icelord: me, i no dey like big bosoms o...... i like packaging

l0l...Tiff

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*looks arnd* Wot's she saying??

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