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I love the fact she's purely white. I guess she wanted something exotic. I'm sure she will have a place in English team if she decided to play for them. I hope she's treated well and not made to regret this. It will be funny playing in WAFCON. Though SA has been giving us this for a long time.


Who noticed S.A male team hardly has white unlike before that they had at least 40% white in their national team.

All 54+ odds

Newbie60:
I'm a 22year old guy, a virgin and might probably get laid in few days time.
I'm anxious and partially nervous. I would like to last long and make the sex pleasurable for the girl.

Can you recommend cool sex positions?
Does anyone know a nice sex lubricant?
How can I last long during sex?

Thanks.

I wanted to leave but let me help a guy who's just entering the sexual world.
Take water melon regularly, then eat banan, groundnut (peanut), and flush them down with a glass of milk on the D-Day. And don't think about the sex just enjoy yourself. And make sure you change position after thrusting and you start feeling the pvssy that way you will last longer.

R.i.p little girl. There's no way she could have survived that. How will her parents feel hearing the sad news. It's a oity.

Trend now is about genuine desire have got 3 stories to share too bad I flopped 2 out of 3 I don't think it's a pass mark.

First was the girl I always talk about that came to patronize me in our shop. It was funny how we started. You know after buying from me she came the following day and sat in the shop I asked if she wanted to buy anything again. She said no that she just came to chill (someone have been thinking about and making different scenarios on ways to talk to her, came to chill on her own Accord, don't know what other greenlight I was looking for then) we became close sha with she trying to give me sexual vibes but me taking us back to platonic friendship(like the day I told her I like her bro and I said no homo, she just smiled and hugged me tho she didn't understand but felt I was telling her I'm straight)just because I jokingly asked if she can date me and she said no. Thinking back now to how she always come to me to gist and follow follow me everywhere I must admit I Bleep up. Even my brother that she dated (after I asked her and still told me no only to date him later) told me she only dated him so she could still be with me. Infact anytime we talking about her with our siblings my brother always refer her as my girlfriend not his.

Reminderz:
she was attracted to you because of something, only if you don't know what that thing is... the suitor disturbing her don't qualify for the kind of man she'd want that's why.. once a better option pops up, she will leave you. simply put, she lacks better options.

you might have imprinted your signature on her through the time you spent together which makes it seems hard for her to leave completely or the man she has been meeting ain't up to her standard she measured through you, so it seems she has nowhere to go, that's why she keeps coming back hoping you'll commit.

women rarely leave a man to stay with a man lower in standard than the previous man she was with unless she has no other options or has overinvested.

Hoping I will commit, maybe but she once asked me if I want to marry her or just baby mama. I didn't answer, I just teased her. Then months later I told her I want a baby from her. So I don't know if she's hoping. Overinvested? No, though she sacrificed and provided for me at some point. Invested, maybe but over I don't think so.

Reminderz:
she was attracted to you because of something, only if you don't know what that thing is... the suitor disturbing her don't qualify for the kind of man she'd want that's why.. once a better option pops up, she will leave you. simply put, she lacks better options.

Your right. If you try to understand nature you will be disappointed by the results much more female nature. Just treat them as they come.

sajmark:
Fair enough Bro.

Not fair. You just didn't want to argue further, you know he's wrong. A girl chose me and even till now I still don't know why. She has a suitor that it was the guy's mum who introduced them and the guy disturbing her but still with me. It's only distance that is fucking us up. After not reaching out for like months and I feel it's ended bam she calls and then we talking again till ghost mode cycle continues. I'm sure she wants to end it due to my indifference attitude, she just couldn't. She prefers to hope that one day we will come together. I ain't marrying though

Totomechanic:
totomechanic22@outlook.com
Make local man see the small nyash wey no dey let fadila rest.

Bro sent you dm

Robbery, what other crime make sense?

SaiRuiMall:
I don't enjoy wasting my money nor will it profit me to waste anyone's.
When I have a ticket that's almost impossible to spoil, I will let people know so they stake high but when I just want to confirm something, I will still let people know.

Maybe I should create a whatsapp group

If you want to I go be no 1. I've dm you.

SaiRuiMall:
This is a big odd game, it's 70/100.
Don't play it, just monitor it.

Boom. Bros let's do 3 odds 4 times tomorrow. You game?

SubUrbanLager:
Go off with your lack of wisdom and understanding. I doubt you wrote your waec yourself if you can't tell the difference between "way more than" and whatever you typed in this context.
Avoid my mentions with this ineptitude behaviour of yours.

No vex for the behavior, but learn boss. Op said and I quote "she is 17years old and I'm like 29years old way older than her." He wouldn't have said I'm like 29 years older than her then what you saying is true. But if you put cimma, it would have be I'm like 29years old, way older than her. Do you get it now. It's just a matter of punctuation my friend. A 46 years old highly likely to be married na.

Shyboyk:
Ok sir

Don't mind that fool. Isn't it ironic for him to say read to understand when he's the one not understanding. Though the Op was meant to put , after his age.

SubUrbanLager:
Nigerians with irredeemable comprehension problems.
Op typed he's 29 years more older than a 17 year old child , Op is 46 years old and not 29 like some of y'all have been stating.
Op is a sex offender and should be locked up for the rest of his life.
You defile a minor and go on to brag about it.
You're vile and don't deserve to be among actual human beings.

It's you who lack comprehension Op said she's 17 and he's 29 years old way older. So he's 29 and he still feels he's way older which is true. 12 years is way older so get your fact. And I'm not saying Op isn't a sex offender though I'm not saying he is too. I'm only correcting your wrong impression

CAPSLOCKED:
WHAT IS HE REALLY DOING?!

I don't know how they met but I can bet my two eyes it was the woman that reached out playing love to him and Kante which I believe is among top 1% of "good men" fell for it. She has it all planned out. Why am I not surprised? Good men finish last and Kante being one of the best among good men will finish last among least. It's imminent, he can't excape it. I only pray he doesn't lose his life at the end.

SaiRuiMall:
My focus is not on zoom, I don't play virtual either(in fact, I have never played virtual). Why I decided to drop a game today was because some people were beginning to shout that I was empty and was only catching cruise with the house

Number 1 of such people is the person you quoted.

LutherSanchez:
Which means GLYCOLYSISS is no longer here?

Yes, or probably created another moniker. But no more here as GLYCOLYSISS

SaiRuiMall:
You think say I dey mind you.

Bro you already said you've tried it and you've got 7/7 which is excellent even 5 out if 7 is a very good grade and we believe you, you've got no reason to lie since you aren't selling the strategy. But boss please it's the how you come about the game(strategy) we want not the game. Thanks

I really want this bro, it's high time I started my life.

LutherSanchez:
I thought it was a moniker too. Buh what'd u mean by deactivated?

I mean anytime someone deactivates or deletes their account on nairaland the person moniker is replaced with nobody.

SaiRuiMall:
How I arrived at those games is what's special. Know that and know peace.
Now, small boy, run along.
You have been on my matter like say we dey drag the same widow

Why una go drag widow where youngies full everywhere.

ubunja:
Lol you're thanking Nobody hey

Probably new to Nairaland. Doesn't know nobody is deactivated

I just got my first draw. Is it coming home again?