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mtor:
Catfished what's that

Hi mtor

A CATFISH is an individual who creates a false online identity. So being 'catfished' means you are the victim of someone with a fake online identity

Yo amicable09 !

There ain't nothing like being NLnapped

You were CATFISHED, plain and simple

I'm sure by now this should go without saying, but you must be careful on these streets

Everyday, drama on social media.....


At this rate, Aunty Linda will build another mansion this year


#BloggingIsTheNewOil

Springz:
I'm on a break from the show.

Lol, okay

Oh wow! Grown ass men! Wow!!!

"You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me”….
”I own your child”…… Ahn Ahn!!!

But wait a second…Who owns North and Saint? Just wondering since we’re getting down like that..

But this 2016 na wa o! Some people’s phones need to be taken away.

I'm so camping in this section this year

#PrayFor2016

abbiecutie:
I do agree with you except that i hear differently from other peeps...buh yea how are you?

I'm chilled dear, you?

Chinwem:
Useless apology

Don't mind him. He had to get feedback from 'women' before he realized that his outburst was vulgar, classless and offensive. He is only remorseful because of 'feedback' he got. Meaning "Ah, you people want me to say sorry. Okay now, sorry”

This sorry excuse of an apology says even more about his person

abbiecutie:
hahahaha, my friends tell me i have a little bit of British accent and i hear people tell some of my other Nigerian friends they have a little bit of it too. my conclusion? they are our colonisers and they taught us english

Yes, they taught us English. But we don't speak it with the same accent

abbiecutie:
Gurl you probably haven't listened to the British accent with your heart....its the most beautiful accent ever!

Hmmn! I'm not sure about 'most' beautiful accent...

My Nigerian accent over British accent any day

Socialite and psychologist Joro Olumofin took to social media today to apologize to women over his choice of words following his outburst on Instagram yesterday. He went 50 Shades Of Ballistic when he replied Beat Fm OAP Gbemi's party crashing sub on twitter (M'ogbo M'oya).


Using words like 'cobweb filled vagina, 'ugly frog princess', 'were you raped as a child?' and other unsavory epithets, he and his brother, Dokun, roasted Gbemi without joy and sent twitter Nigeria on a meltdown.


After a barrage of complaints, he has issued a rather tongue-in-cheek apology to his readers and deleted his posts from the outburst.


www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/joro-olumofin-apologises-to-women-for.html?m=1

Love the dress

YourMain:
To be honest it's just the same thing all over again. Sigh.

Lol! Thanks

darkenedrebel:
Yeah, same alcoholic father-of-six storyline. I think the UK version is döper. I don't really enjoy the US series.

Why am I just seeing you in this sect?

Ohh, I see. I actually love the US version and I don't really fancy listening to British accent so I'll probably not enjoy the UK version

I never really comment here, that's why you're just seeing me here, I guess.

YourMain:
Yesssss!

Okay, I just need to know if it's worth my MB
I stopped at where they revealed A... Is the continuation making any sense?

These are basic gmat questions na

Yo! Is anyone still watching this show?
Cc Yourmain Tinaslim Springz

joseph1832:
How?

Oh, I was being sarcastic

darkenedrebel:
Yes there is..UK version

Same storyline?

darkenedrebel:
U.S version of Shameless is a little bit overhyped...

Is there another version of shameless?

joseph1832:
Aren't we all animals? Or did you forget you're an animal?

Funny

joseph1832:
If that is so how come having sex with animals is a crime?

There are laws in Nigeria, and laws are meant to be obeyed, those who don't obey these laws, if caught will find themselves at the receiving end.

No, you didn't just liken having sex with animals to gay relationships

9janewsarena:
Binta who spoke exclusively to TheShadeRoom yesterday opened up on how Wizkid hasn’t stepped up to the plate since she gave birth.

According to her, Wizkid had earlier promised to be in the baby’s life when she told him she was pregnant but since she gave birth he hasn’t seen the baby.

Binta, who is currently based in Atlanta, revealed that she wants his behavior towards his child to change. Binta says that she just wants him to step up and be a man about his responsibilities.

Na when this girl born wey she don dey ask for plate to be stepped up to? Na breast milk or na cloth she nor fit buy?

Babygirl they did not tell you that this babymama business is a dicey one? Especially on an international levels like this one...

In other news, Wizkid boutta increase his performance fees cos of child support. Lols!

Number 10!!

I'm guilty of almost everything here. I thought I'm the only person that experiences number 14, Lol

I do number 9 everyday, even if I'm not going anywhere

Number 7 mostly happens when I'm reading the Bible

I've been doing number 15 ever since I watched Matilda

I do number 2 unconsciously too

Shymm3x:
Toolz didn't call them out - the other chic with 3XL cheekbones did. Heck, she also allegedly tagged/replied someone that called the younger brother a quack psychologist, after throwing the shade. All unprovoked. So she was definitely asking for it and they gave it to her on steroids. I'm sure after this - she's going to start watching her mouth.

But don't lie, those guys go hard in the paint, alie?

Oh, Cynthia? I know Toolz didn't call them out but I'm saying she's the originator of the gist. If she didn't tell Gbemi about the solicitation of invitation cards, we wouldn't have heard anything. She actually went on twitter to reply Gbemi too...

As for the brothers, if I ever see those boys in public, I will pick up my skirt and run the other way. I can't lie, I’m already afraid of them. I hail the sistehs that are dating them, whoever they may be.

Shymm3x:
Why do you care about what they do for a living?

And what's wrong in clapping back at a loose mouthed idiot who called them out in public glare unprovoked? When did it become a crime to defend yourself against character assassination? Even if they're wedding crashers and social climbers (they don't even look like the type), what's her business? Oh, it's okay for her to chat shyte unprovoked, but it's a crime for them to reciprocate the gesture, no?

Oga, I don't care about what they do for a living. I was only responding to the other guy that quoted me.

Character assassination, you say? Puhlease!! If you read the rants well, you will see that even they have owned the 'wedding crashing' title. Dude said he woke up to 100 missed calls. How did his 100 loyalists decode that they were the ones being subbed if indeed, party crashing is not in their character?

It's obvious what happened here na. Toolz told her girl the story of how they asked for wedding invite. So it's not as if what Gbemi said wasn't true. The issue, is she should have stayed on her lane and minded her own business instead of going to put it out there on social media.


In answer to your question, NO! It is not okay for Gbemi to have done what she did. But if you don't see anything wrong with the content of the brothers' rants and you choose to call it 'reciprocating the gesture', then i'm sorry, but i cant help you. What she said, albeit true, was totally unnecessary, even if she didn’t mention names. However the level they descended to to make their point was way too low. Ah ah! It could have been a quick two or three-lined comeback but they wrote epistles about her anatomy; both seen and unseen, her perceived financial status... I went through the brother's  instagram page and watched those horrible videos and I just kept thinking “This guy is a psychologist??” Casually throwing around allegations of child abuse and sexual problems, battering at her self esteem like he wants this Gbemi girl to become suicidal all because she mentioned something that actually happens to be true.

Yes, you can never predict how someone would react to your insults, direct or indirect... But if you, the insulted, now decide to act like the lowlife you were insinuated to be, then you’ve lost both ways. To put this in context, lets just say if they're both trash, Gbemi is recyclable bottles and cans… these id!ots are rotten beans that you forgot to throw out of your lunch bag... effers gon stink up the whole building. You gotta throw them out with the container sef!”

The most interesting thing remains how Toolz isnt being called out after the outright admission that she is the one who let the cat out of the bag about the soliciting of invitation cards. Is she untouchable as they also wish to attend her wedding and don't want to offend her?? Very interesting show of cowardice. #Just saying

E383:
Goan sleep!

Yessir!

E383:
You!

Hallo hun!

tpiar:
Shymmex certainly can't prove you wrong on this one.






Well, at least they now have publicity, never heard of them before now.

Are they supposed to be from Ondo state?

I'm still confused.

I'm not exactly sure what they do for a living but the Joro dude claims to be a psychologist/Relationship expert and if being a socialite/social climber pays the bills, then I guess that's their stock-in-trade. Lol!

According to the Instagram rant, they are all from Ondo. "....I am the Grandson of the most prominent Ondo state politician of his time, Frontline Politician Education Minister in the First Republic alongside RA Fani Kayode aka Fani Power, TOS Benson, Festus Okotie Eboh, Alfred Rewane, Anthony Enahoro, SL Akintola, Oba Akran, Kola Balogun, just to mention but a few, and Great Grandson of the Otun Egba of Abeokuta....."

Lol! Bye!

March? Lol!

They are waiting this long to bury a dead man, why??

So that when it gets to the Lying-in-state part, we would all conclude that the body is already beyond recognizable and therefore accept whatever we see??

Jokers!

Hahahahaha!

See gist o! Rotflmao!!

Meanwhile....

Summary of all a Nigerian guy can say to you in
a fight is :
1. You’re ugly
2. You’re single/nobody wants you/go and find a
husband
3. You're fat

Then if you’re none of the above:
4. You're a runs girl. Irrespective of physical appearances
5. Random shouts of Ashewo! No evidence needed... Every girl in an argument with a man is one.
6. You like me and I didn't gree for you.
7. I will beat you up.
8. You didn’t shut up, you’re out of luck, his intelligence has reached it's maximum capacity, He actually beats you up! Hehehe

Fellow Nigerian women, if any of these basic agberos have ever said anything that is any way more intellectually sophisticated than this to you during a trade of words, I challenge you to challenge me! Lols.

This Joro guy always rubbed everyone off the wrong way… we were right! Mr Psychologist, how can you be ranting like a mad person like this?? I may even have supported them, but overkill…… disgusting. Very uncouth and just plain ol cringeworthy. He even decided to refer to her state of origin. Who are you? My mum's carpenter from the 80s? You call yourself a professional psychologist and speak casually about rape, female genital!a and just all sorts of dirty stuff? Way to be stuck in 200l Ogun State University… No way in hell you graduated, much less have any sort of advanced degree to qualify you as anything but a psychologist’s driver.

This babymama business is fast growing and becoming quite competitive

Thinking of opening a nursery around Lekki area...