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Salamunllah alaekun Brother Iwa
Thanks for your post. ki olorun se alekun imo gbogbo wa (Amin)
pls help me to understand this better. I know for sure that it is God who blesseth some womb with children and maketh barren some other womb, without these women doing or undoing, (bi o se wun oun olorun ni o ma nse ola). Now, are u saying that the barren women should not know the joy of getting married. Is it a sin not to have children? I don't get it.
I have also heard that somewhere in the Quran, it mentions that 'all material things of the world, including children are wahala and idamu' (sorry, i can't quote where exactly, but i've heard that several times). I am not throwing out any part of your posts, i just want more clarification and enlightenment. Maa salam.

There is no place in this world that u cannot find naijas. As a matter of fact, anywhere there is no naija, i will pick race, as it means the place no good o.

@ Aloy-Emeka

And u r not a tribalist  See what u have started, tribalist chairman.
Suspicion confirmed!!! No wonder, u don't want to be known as 'omo Ibo'  (Funmi in disguise)Ahhhh Ahhhh very funny.

Who crucified ur new policy.   Shameless id*iot, consistently inconsistent.  Just go and sleep jor.

Lagosboy:
@Fayzik

aunty e ma da won lohun jare, ti won ba binu ki won lo fori lagi, alariwo lason lason ni won.

Ko ju bee lo o.  Awon bawo!!!!!  A nwiru, won nwiru.(we are talking about locust bean, they are talking about tail)

Good gir

Sweet T:
I'm making it a new policy of mine not to respond to ragheads like you anymore. poof paf, buttbreath.

Sit Ubu , sit, Good dog, oops good boy.

@ Emeka
Can u stay focus?  This thread is not about you, it's about  NIGERIANS, pls do not derail.  And u know that when I star with u, you will start to boohoo.  Be warned!!!!!!!

Sweet T:
I think i'm joining the air force, so i can do my part in eradicating islam from this world.

I smell a descendant of Adolf Hitler, Go ahead, start WWIII, your brother has managed to break a record by trying to be what a Nigerian is not,  it's ur turn now.  go and make history. Oponu.

FL Gators:
This thread was quite peaceful before you came.

Try to leave it that way.

U took that right out of my mouth .  I've been wondering how we are able to remain peaceful for good 18 pages. Dem don come o.  Ile ti o ba notro, omo ale ibe o tii dagba ni o.

There are Americans on American soil who are linked to Al-Q.  Im' still hoping that this guy's REAL id will be revealed, and soon.   Whatever the outcome is, I remain a proud Nigerian Muslim.  There is always a rotten egg in a basketfull.

Remii:
Could some translate this to English for me? : Gambari nta nanma, eran nta eran.

Remii
Tin ba translate oro re si ede oyinbo, ti enikan ba bu mi, ki o ya gbeja mi o.
Gambari nta nanma, eran nta eran means 'Gambara is selling smoked meat, animal is selling animal'

Ile ya wa o Baba
A mi rele o Baba
Kiku ma pa wa laye
Karun mase wa laye
Ile ya wa o Baba
Ha o dile

Ben-10:
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did." "I went to a faith healer." "But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie." it doesn't work when you go with your husband.

@Ben-10

Why doesn't it work when the woman goes with the husband I just wonder o,

Spanish

A very drunk guy left the bar one night. As he stumbled out the bar he saw a nun walking on the street, he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was really surprised but b4 she cud do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down, he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the rear, picked her up and threw her into the wall, then he put his face right next to hers and said, "Not very strong tonight, Batman? uhnn?

where u dey?

Mushin

toba:
I doubt they do that 100%. Though few % might be doing such,but do they create such platforms in mosque should be the question. What should also be asked is if they pay tithe

Muslims don't have to create a platform or a special time to either give tetimonies or thanks to God, because we do these things at times of our five times daily prayers either individually or congregationally.

Instead of 'tithe' we do Zakat, as often as possible, and a speical Zakat once a year.

We don't have to do what you do. We lead, and others follow behind.

You self!!!!. I for don dey say wallahi tallahi Lagosboy dey serious o. Now u wan mess up Mukina's chance. I'm gonna help her break your head.lol

Lagosboy:
She is married to Ar. . . . . FC you can confrim with her

Lagosboy, I know u wud not lie on a serious issue like this. I guess we can help ayinba1 look for someone else for her brother, Abi ?

On the topic at hand.    I don't think there is any where in the Quran that gives direction as to how many children we should have, but personally, I think 3 or 4 is more ideal in this world of today.  In the olden days, it doesn't take much to raise a kid.  
Starting from when a baby is born:-
Breastfeeding ,water and 'eko/ogi' has now been replaced by breastfeeding and baby formulas or formula alone which is very expensive.
Clothing a baby in those days was by using old papa/mama clothes and make little babies clothes from them or using some 'irepes'.
Diapering is the same thing - cutting off old clothes and using 'aha' (little bowls) put in between the thighs of mama and sit baby's behind in it.
Baby bottles were not even needed. Remeber how they did it !
Growing up, kids nowadays go to day cares, baby sitters, private schools - all these cost a lot.
Now they are teenagers, they need uniforms, shoes, computers, games, ipods, even cell phones!!!
Now if they were born and bred in Nigeria, they are trying to go abroad, parents are now looking for a way to get visas and then ticket money. If born and live abroad, they want their Michael Jordan's, Nike 's and all those $200 gym shoes.   Should I go on Kids are just too expensive.  Why not put what u can chew in your mouth so that swallowing will be more easier.  That's just how I see it.
It is true that God will not give us any problem that we cannot handle, but must we look for troubles?

My mother has 10 children, I am no. 2. I've been there, done that. It's tough!!!.

Family planning in a religious way, and no abortion, then leave the rest to God.

ayinba1:
I was never informed. When? To whom? On what occasion? I must have stayed away longer than I thought.

Answer o, lagosboy

I beg let Mukina2 answer these questions. Better from the horse's mouth.

@Mukina2
You got a job offer without applying, Allah loves u oooo. lol.

Thanks sis Zayhal. Talk 2 u again.

Ipako onipako laari, eni eleni nii ri teni (You can see another person's back of head, while someone else will be seeing yours)

Thanks Zayhal. For the sake of discussion and claridficatiion, if the husband refuses the wife to visit her parents or to run errands for them, what shuld she du?

D1KeleVra:
good thing y'all just passing by

D1KeleVra:
You're welcome my dear _{i like taking credit for every good thng}

Why u want take credit when u don yab me finish.  I go sue u oooo. Ehn ehn. lol

Here is a joke for the house.

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stand very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with your co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "He 's a midget."

Ben-10:
Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.

Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:


But perhaps the most compelling evidence,


3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do

Very funny Ben 10. How can i not fart? Ahaaaahaaahaaa.

Ben-10:
This' a chat thread. Check the library to get better links.
Jokes Section Library

Thanks for your clarification, may God bless u.

@orilee9ice

E ku orire ojosi o. Emi sese nka nipa re ni. Iru oore be ko ni won nile enikankan wa o (Amin). Olorun a jeki e loo pee, mo ba yin toro alekun ore na o.

Eyin pples
A ku ipalemo odun keresi, aseyi samodun o. Ki odun tuntun ki o san gbogbowa si owo, omo, alafia ati emi gungun. Oore kanka, oore ti joko ti eniyan ti kii kuro, olorun ki o se funfun gbogbo wa ni inu odun tuntuno.(Amin)

Kaabo o, ore wa, o dabi eni pe emi nikan nimo wa nile, ni mo se ni ki nwelikomu re.
Agbo yi o nii tu o.

@ Ogboni

E ti sei ? Bokoo. Won yemi gbugla, gbugla.
Don't make fun of my Gaa.