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Blackhawk01:
Daddy Blackhawk ati Mummy Blackhawk.

On a very good day, I mean very good oooo... Na "My dear".

Lolz! Signs of poor bedroom neglect.

Once the intended fücking resumes, the sweet endearments will follow.

Buhari has no serious contender here.

The only head of state that brought inflation and recession twice in Nigeria's history.

zionmade1:
hahahahaha. and who is stopping u from vommiting all the thrash ur heart is made of. go on boy, its a free world. But mark my words doing drugs is poisoning urself

Fake laugh hiding true hurt

So why did you call the mods then, if they don't bother you.

All your professed faith in Christ can't heal you from your mental anguish and paranoia. Self-wanking Jezebel.
You don't want Nairaland to remember how I buried you without religious rites?

Christian fraudster.

zionmade1:
u still sound like a drug addict.
Quit drugs because it would kill u one day. its just a matter of time

Killing plonkers like you is my specialty.

I will soon unleash more expletives on you before the referee comes in.

Religious fraudster.

zionmade1:
hahahahaha i didnt use a censored word in my post. unlike u who doesnt know the trick. I guess u should know that cursing someones father, or calling someone a bastard is against the rules. I am watching mynd44 am not calling him to ban u anyway, but erase ur post. Banning u wont give me joy.

To erase my posts? That's sweet music to my ears: an implicit admission they stung you deep in your hypocritical soul.

But I know your illiteracy is bone-deep. You broke rule 2 which borders on insults. Saying my words are censored is pure foolishness.

People like you are a hindrance to Christianity more than Beelzebub himself.

Now get out of my way.

zionmade1:
mynd44
so thats all u learnt in ur entire life. sorry dissappoint u i have no business with someone who sounds like a drug addict

Typical hypocrite. You stated the insult and when I killed you like the devil does a prayer-less Christian, you run to the mods.

Mynd44, here's the post of his I responded to :

zionmade1:
meet me on education section and i will disgrace u. Ur entire educational career is not even up to my first degree

I will still keep u in my house (plus ur entire family ) feed u guys 4 times a day and still place ur miserable life on a salary just to be washing toilet. so bug off if u cannot raise a point without insults like a typical nonentity

He found out he couldn't sustain the verbal bloodletting so he summoned you.

Please use your good office to ban us both.

zionmade1:
then u need to watch h welcomed on red carpets and given royal treatment in america. u are the one who have allowed the fact u re african subject u to mental slavery.

Take a long breath then pause and reread what you just wrote up there.

You can't even string simple sentences together to make a logical reading.

Folks like you who are complete failures in life would always hide behind the umbrella of religion to conceal the debacle of your life which in value isn't worth more than a blade of cow grass

zionmade1:
Good if u re ignorant of who a new creation is. bounce off.

Spiritual zombie. Even your soul is held down by the chains of mental laziness and spiritual tepidness.

Prisoner of spiritual slothfulness!

zionmade1:
he is not a mere mortal. but wat made Jesus become Christ functions inside of him as well as other Christians. If Christians are not compared to Christ, then who should they be compared to?

He's not a mere mortal? With that, there's no point going further.

zionmade1:
see nothing wrong in that.
wen men of jerusalem welcome Jesus on a triumphant entry, it was only the pharisees, sadducees and hypocrites that were all murmuring and talking rubbish.
From this post, let all the pharisees, sadduccees and hypocrites show themselves now
If i was there and i know the word of God he taught me has blessed me so much, i would even pull off my suit so that he will ride on it. He has blessed the life of so many

You compare a mere mortal to Christ. Africans and their irrevocable mental subjugation.

Humility and simplicity is what fake pastors can never emulate or even fake!

Men always looking for self glory and self worship.

dainformant:
Some pastors will never cease to amaze us. Here are trending photos of a pastor whose church members were spotted kissing his shoe in front of the congregation during church service. According to multiple online reports, the pastor claimed that he walked through heaven so now his followers are supposed to kiss his shoes to get the blessings.

Netizens as usual have reacted to the development. See below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/church-members-bow-kiss-pastors-feet-front-congregation-photos.html

Africans! After sociopolitical colonisation one would think we have seen the worst of it.

No it is the era of spiritual colonisation.

Worthless bloggers!

These guys are just as primal as wildlings in the Serengeti. Still flogging themselves like cavemen to determine who's eligible for marriage in 2017 !!!

Cohabiting with cows have depleted 60% of their human inhibitions.

TheHerald:
http://www.herald.ng/apc-launches-buharis-second-term-campaign-in-igbo-land/

We are not selling our votes for Buhari's health insurance come 2019.

Jesusloveyou:
I don't know what is wrong with idiotic pigs of Biafra.
What due process is that? She disobeyed court order and you are talking about due process

* Anyone who critiques EFCC or Buhari is now a Biafran?

* EFCC didn't procure a court order to seal the building as investigation was still underway. And from the excerpt EFCC acted on pure self-serving interest and second-guessing the suspect, sealing a building because suspect MIGHT sell it off.

Isn't that laughable?
* There's no court order for the building to be sealed

You're just another reason the Government should test infant's IQ so that people like you with inferior DNA should be euthanized in their cradle and their worthless corpse use as manure in Abakaliki for the production of local rice.

Hybrid Bastard

somehow:
You have a leaking brain, who told you it's one off? For the past 4-5 seasons, we have had an average of 15 away wins.

With one week to go, 17 away wins already this season, last season had 23 away wins.

2 seasons ago, we had 31 away wins

Next time stick to your foreign league and keep shut when it comes to the local league.

4-5 seasons you said? You must be suffering from spina bifida!


2012-13 season only 18 away wins were recorded in 380 matches in the Nigerian professional league. That my friend is less than 5% of matches.

This is the only league where relagated teams win over 40% of home matches. The only league where league winners and relegated teams have marginal point difference.

You don't have a leaking brain, bro. You were born with brain lesion rendering you the perfect specimen for an unadulterated idiot.

You're in mental comatose with a mobile phone keeping you alive through your cacoethes. A mundane soul contented to be perpetually the joke of humanity.

Nigeria professional league is the byword for win-at-home syndrome and it has been known for so all over the world, even in the USA where football is a distance 5th in sport popularity.

denying it online in front of the watching world makes you look like a 1st class mor0n .

23 aways wins away in a compete season is disgustinly laughable. And no other league in Africa produces that kind of result.

Admit it, our corruption found its way into our sports. Period. Your trying to rewrite Nigerian league on the pages of Nairaland makes you an...

Unashamed imbecilé

exlinkleads:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/patience-jonathan-dares-efcc-recovers-n2bn-hotel/amp/

He said, “Sometimes when we are investigating some politically exposed persons, they immediately begin to sell off their buildings in order to cover their tracks and run away with the cash so that is why we put EFCC signs on the buildings so that innocent people will not buy those buildings.


EFCC is now the complainant, jury and judge. Buhari's lawlessness and lack of due process has rubbed off on all federal law enforcement agencies.

somehow:
Nigerian league with 16 away wins already this season? Say what you know.

so for your sense, you can't differentiate a one-off from the norm?

Let us hope it continues this way

OkunrinMeta:
One would imagine that in five years that Jonathan was in Power, if these protests and loud requests for secession was brought forward and it was this loud, It might have been easier for the Igbo nation to get what they seem to want.

Of course there is also the question of whether the agitators actually speak the mind of the Igbo Nation. This is because in my corner of the country, the Igbo men I know do not seem to be very much in support of Master Nnamdi. Still, these issues should be addressed by way of logical two way discussion.

So my questions are:

why is the demand for Biafra more pronounced now?

Did the agitators forget what they wanted before?

Did they not want it at the time?

What exactly is the reasonable expectation currently?

Do you want the Hausa man to go and face his onions and cow while leaving the oil for only the east to enjoy because they are very selfless like Jesus?

Would it not have been easier to ask Jonathan to do that?

Are we willing to go back to 1967 to make it happen?

* Jonathan ignored Kalu into an insignificant raging lunatic. Even radio Biafra was so unpopular

* Jonathan never arrested him and disobeyed court orders twice for his release.

* Jonathan never gave a polity-heating, divisive speech as 97% and 5%.


Every fan of Kalu, every one of his supporters was freely gifted to him by Buhari's impulsive hate and thoughtless actions.

More like a masquerade dressed for a particular festivity.

Typical Zulu characteristics. Even when beaten down they still have a warped sense of victory.

Fat pig.

hopefulLandlord:
no! that's not how it works, they were majorly christians, most of Germany at the time were Christians, most of the soldiers that fought for Hitler were Christians unless you're the type that says no Christian should ever join the military

what you're trying to do here is pull the no true Scotsman fallacy and even if its true, I said they "can" make heaven, I didn't put a certainty there but I'm pretty sure they stand a better chance than the Jews that were killed as they were adherents of Judaism

Everlasting punishment by fire is still a doctrinal melee within some branches of Christianity

The chances of the soldiers making heaven is as open as the murdered jews; repentance.

Hope you're not hanging on the shaky excuse that it was an act of war as even within secular laws, the act was a crime; a serious one.

hopefulLandlord:
Hell always sounded like a cynical marketing ploy designed to make people afraid to leave or displease the particular sect. And it seemed to really kill empathy - 'god says they burn, they burn' doesn't make me think of someone being full of love and compassion and all that.

Eternal punishment for finite transgressions always seemed abusive to me. How can someone look at the idea of a being who would condemn people to that and call it love?

Even when I was a Christian Hell was just too weird for me to accept. Infinite punishment for finite offenses is an eye for an eye on steroids. Punishing people for disobeying nit-picky rules makes God an abusive parent. One reason often given for punishment is to teach the offender not to offend again, but if punishment is eternal then how can the offender benefit from this teaching? Jesus is supposed to be into forgiveness but forgiveness shouldn't involve eternal suffering. Hell isn’t redemptive, it isn’t leading to repentance, it’s simply pain for pain’s sake.

I love this quote: “Heaven and hell seem out of proportion to me: the actions of men do not deserve so much.”

and of course I get the rationalisation of hell by Christians saying its moral accountability and saying bad people go to hell;
that's nonsense and they know it!!!

If Yahweh is real and omniscient, that means he already decided that we're going to hell before he even created us. But if this omniscient deity allows for deathbed conversions, then it doesn't matter what kind of life you lead. You could be a brutal dictator who massacred tens of millions of people, yet still get into heaven if you tell Jesus you're sorry. Your victims could all go to hell for eternity if they never repented. That's how bleeped up Christian morality is.

Maybe Christians can answer a few questions for me. The Bible says that there is ONLY ONE way to get into Heaven: by accepting salvation through Jesus.

[s]So it follows that the Christians who ran the Nazi death camps can get into heaven. But their 6 million Jewish victims must burn for all eternity in the pits of Hell. I've talked to many Christians about this and they just pretty much accept it.[/s]

My questions are:

1. How f***ed up do you have to be to believe Nazis can go to Heaven but their 6 million Jewish victims must burn? That's just sick. But Christians believe it. What the f*** is wrong with you people?

2. Why would ANYONE willingly worship a god that would act like that? Is it just a fear thing (better known as cowardice)? And

3. Even if you get into Heaven what makes you think you'll be safe with a psycho god like that running the place? What's to stop your god getting a wild hair up his ass one day and sending Christians to a place so bad it makes Hell look like an ice cream parlor? He used to like the Jews too. Or so the story claims. What makes you think you're safe?

You ruined your argument with so many misconceptions. The Christian who ran Nazi camp you said. The people who carried out the killing of 6 million Jews in death chambers are no more Christians beyond their verbal profession.

Dottore:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/09/02/china-bans-children-attending-churches/

She added, “In an important speech on religion last year, the President, Xi Jinping, said that young people must study science, believe in science...


He meant hacking, intellectual theft, piracy and reverse engineering

Tolexander:
Winning 6 consecutive home games and he is celebrating!

Many Nigerian club coaches have done more than that. Home game is the surest to be won.

only in Nigerian league.

Proudlyngwa:
I don't know that living in the same area and neighborhood are too different things, your idea of neighbour's is limited to next door neighbor (no offence meant)
I doubt if you have ever stayed in the streets.
My wife followed a radio mechanic home once to collect my speaker because am rarely at home.
If anyone can't control his hormones and decides to take it out on someone without consent, that person is mentally unbalanced.

Anyone blaming the woman in this case has some serious issues.

Oga forget sentiments. Let us look at facts.

* Rape victims are always familia with their rapists. So it means your trust is naive and stupidly insane.

* Living in same area isn't same as neighbour. Are you kidding me! OP even said the barber's shop was a few distance away from his shop.

* Did your wife step into the compound of your mechanic?

Still it's a lot safer asking your mechanic to drop the speakers at your place than having your wife following him to collect it.

Proudlyngwa:
It is unfortunate what the world has become and it will become worse with such mindsets.
Waow, I just got shocked by what you typed, for Christ sake, this is a mother of four who has known someone for years, overtime people stop becoming neighbors and become families.
I have people who leave their kids with me, when I was not married.
Married women come to my house to take things, Jesus Christ, I really need to sit my wife down and talk to her, as I am rarely @ home. Where is the love brother, if a married woman cannot harmlessly Vist a neighbor at home.
I can only fear for what my mother or sister who are loving and over trusting people might go through.

First off they aren't neighbours. They live in same area but aren't neighbours.

Secondly, 90% of all rape victims are known to their assailants. As a male, if you're not aware of the temptations that could becloud a man suddenly finding himself with a woman alone in his house, then you will be in for some shock.

As a rule, no woman should find herself in a room or compound with the opposite sex alone except they are close relations.

With the rise of infant rapes all over town , you're not any wiser that some men are just monsters in human flesh.

Go read the story again. Barber says clipper was at home and had something to do at home and would get it to the shop. Woman insisted on going home with him to retrieve it.

Typical woman pettiness and stupidity.

Proudlyngwa:
Have you ever had about the word trust, it is built over time and it can be wrong.
We might not know the reality story, but if this woman's story is true. She has no fault.

It was a stupid trust. It shows if she had a daughter, she would have equally sent her to his house to retrieve the clippers.

I really want to know her age. A clipper that's supposed to be used in the barber's shop was said to be in his house. What happened to asking him to bring it the next day to the shop so she might pick it up there?

She had to go to the shop and followed this young man to his compound right to his doorsteps to retrieve her husband's clippers?

What imbecility !!!

Even if she wasn't bleeped there, I think the husband would've raised an eyebrow if he saw her coming from the barber's house with the excuse she went to retrieve clippers.

What stupidity!

Prosecutor took bribe and compromised the case. Nigeria police are the disgrace of Africa.

The victim was only a witness to the case as it is a criminal matter. Without the prosecutor who represents the state , the court would never had struck the case off. What a worthless country we live in.

The woman raped is an imbecilé still. A mother of 4 still following a male to his house to retrieve clippers. Not even teenage girls are that naive.

She's looking for that fúck or she's a bastard unfit to raise children.

Sniper12:
Kikikiki truth hurts. The legit nigerians der do no spend money on gals like fools. It is those useless red mud drug dealers dat spend and spoil dem. When dem start xenophobia una go dey shout.

Fatherless imbecilé. In a thread like this, your patriotism should take the front seat to your tribal stupidity.

Floating idiot.

This baldheaded ogre is so jealous that she was snubbed by Nigerians in south Africa.

Alpha money making males don't need your money, bîtxh.

Lovetinz:
You forgot to mention the location of the police station and the officers involved.
You would make people more careful with that location by being specific.
Not all policemen are bad, unfortunately the bad ones continue to drag the force and the public down the drain.

The number of bad and corrupt policemen in Nigeria has rendered the police force institutionally corrupt.

It has gone way beyond "some officers are bad while some are good".