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CelebritiesRe: Kelly Hansome: 'Don Jazzy Arrested Me Twice' by federal9: 10:46pm On Aug 05, 2018
I remembered this guy song titled"alalalalala lolo". He had a fight with mo'hit'.

it goes this way; omo na true story oo, e happen for lasgidi oo, mowe, I dey my own ooo them send small pikin to insult me oo, mowe, I dey my own oo,them sing song start to dey call me ooo, them say na who born, na who born, na who born the maga ooo,


He then replied them with; Nwanne itetena nwa no nura, e metego nwa nonura....


Very good bad song.
PoliticsRe: Defection: Akpabio’s Aides Resign, Say "We Can't Follow You" by federal9: 10:18pm On Aug 05, 2018
seuncyber:
2019 election sha


Well I be international observer


Aboki abeg give me suya and madam give me fanta
Don't tell me you are a kid that loves drinking fanta shocked
SportsRe: Community Shield: DSTV Apologize For Not Airing Chelsea Vs Manchester City by federal9: 10:11pm On Aug 05, 2018
They suffered me today. I was just roaming from one football center to the other. I finally saw where to watch it,but it was crowded with people.

Lewis has lose form.

This EPL is gonna be tough this season.
EducationRe: Is This Exam Questions Or Exam Essay? See Exam Question In Unilorin by federal9: 2:04pm On Aug 02, 2018
oluwayoungzi:
300 level students of political science in unilorin were given exam questions that look like essay. Although these questions can be easily solve with proper break down but is it by force it must be essay like. what baffled the students was the fact that this these questions can be asked with just one line.

nairaland over to you
RomanceRe: Nude Photo Of Martin Khafafa Bathing With 2 Ladies After Sex Leaks Online by federal9: 9:11pm On Jul 30, 2018
Blackmailing gone wrong.


He doesn't give a shit. Very strong man.
CrimeRe: Doctor And Nurse Arrested As Woman Dies Of Complications After Abortion. Photo by federal9: 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2018
I don't know the angle you all are seeing this from but from my own view a proper investigation should be done. So far the diseased obliged and accepted the terms and conditions, why should the Doctor and nurse be held responsible.




Let us always try to understand a post well before any accusations.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Hell Fire Does Not Exist by federal9: 4:08pm On Jul 29, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
Same place the guy you shot goes after he's dead. in the ground where he decomposes and turns to fertilizers of fossil fuels
Then if it's the same place, I won't blame those that kill. It can never be the same place.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Hell Fire Does Not Exist by federal9: 3:56pm On Jul 29, 2018
Let me ask the Op a question





Suppose I buy a gun and loaded it with bullets,then I see you coming towards me, I just feel like killing and I bring out my gun and shoot straight at you. Now you eventually die.



Now, my first? is

Where do you think am going,when I die?

Have you heard of unquenchable fire?


Have you read these words in the bible, " weeping and gnashing of teeth"?.



What happens when fire come in contact with your skin or spirit? you shout ayiii and your teeth will gnash.


WISDOM! Wisdom! wisdom!.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Reelection: Banky W, Simi, Debola Lagos Contracted With ₦200M- Leaders.ng by federal9: 9:37pm On Jul 28, 2018
Why is there so much hate in this country?, we all know APC's administration had not done anything since it came into power.

Some people can sell their future for money. Later some people will say Abacha is wicked not knowing they are worse.










The hero of democracy said it," Nigerians will miss me".
PoliticsRe: Tension in the Villa as Buhari threatens to dump 2nd term bid on health grounds by federal9: 6:18pm On Jul 28, 2018
It might be true. Come to think of it,why are their members decamping every day?.



He should focus on his health and forget power for now.
Science/TechnologyWho Has Seen The Blood Moon? by federal9(op):
Is there anyone who has sighted the blood moon ?. Am yet to seeing one.

PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election: Live Updates & Results Monitoring by federal9: 10:37am On Jul 13, 2018
Am highly disappointed at you all, instead of you all to come together, put heads together and find out the solution to the problem, you are all fighting one another.


I could remember a pix of two white men and two black men climbing a tree. The white men assisted each other to climbing the tree and it was smooth.

Now the two black men, instead of assisting each other and find a way to reach the top smoothly, they began to contest against each other,they started drawing themselves backwards.


Is it not the thing happening on this forum now?


why are you people ready to sell your right,joy for money.



A very big pity to you all if I must say. Remember other countries are all watching and taking note of what's happening;more reasons it's very difficult for a Nigerian to come into our country.

What a pity sad sad
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Reacts To Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Fire by federal9: 12:01am On Jun 29, 2018
why are bad things happening these days?

And many might be waiting for their arrival not knowing they were involve in the tanker incident. cry cry

I pray their family will be strengthen to bear their departure.
SportsRe: World Cup 2018: Croatia Coach To Ask Modric, Rakitic For Tips On Messi by federal9: 10:30am On Jun 18, 2018
just rush them, don't even give him a chance to move or balance with the ball. it happened Iceland vs Argentina, and also Brazil vs Switzerland. Neymar wasn't given a chance at all,even Messi also.
in this world cup, any country could win. well Spain on my mind
RomanceRe: Happy Nairalanders Having Fun At A House Party. by federal9: 8:56am On Jun 14, 2018
Daisy17:
There's nothing wrong in the way she was dancing. All these holier-than-thou people who do terrible things in the dark.
I know you are that lady grin grin but you take style fine ooo
RomanceRe: Happy Nairalanders Having Fun At A House Party. by federal9: 10:48pm On Jun 04, 2018
why are they so addicted to their cell phones?


that fair lady dancing with the guy is a disgrace. when the time comes, one yeye blogger will use that pic to deframe you.
we just have to be very prudent in life.
CrimeRe: Robbery At A Bank In Ilorin This Afternoon Is False - Police by federal9: 2:00pm On May 18, 2018
Kylekent59:
Some people don't even knw the diff between IN/AT.

Someone said in a junction shocked
We use at for junctions and for specific location.

In ogba, in tanko junction smiley smiley make una dey transmitted transmission transfer . Very wrong I must say
Me I tire for them ooo.

IN nå for enclosed area,city,country,state,capital.

AT nå for junction,area,places,for specific


On na for surface,streets....



Omo the transmitted transmission transferred I mean, ur money nå 100 naira jor grin grin
RomanceRe: 9 Questions You Need To Ask Yourself Before Agreeing To Unprotected Sex - Meme by federal9: 10:34am On May 08, 2018
Self control is the best remedy for these.
EducationRe: Help My Primary Two Sister With Answers To Quantitative Reasoning by federal9: 9:41pm On May 07, 2018
CivilianJTF:
Please, biko, I am unable to solve these quantitative reasoning questions given to my younger sister by her school uncle, help me as she is submitting it on monday. wink

Mind you all, treat all the boxes as being empty, except for the two examples given, the figures you are seeing in some boxes were written by the little kid before she got confused.

Thanks.
Tell us the answer naa. Today is Monday naa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (5 - 0) On 6th May 2018 by federal9: 5:30pm On May 06, 2018
I dey watch am for my house with legs crossed
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The Headies 2018 (Photos) by federal9: 5:24pm On May 06, 2018
millionboi:
u are a big fool



How is it ur business.

And Wat makes u think it doesn't smell?
Lol just before you quote someone else try to remember your family first
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The Headies 2018 (Photos) by federal9: 10:53am On May 06, 2018
Serginho:
No pant nd bra, imagine her black smelly nyash..
Remember you got a sister and a mother bro!!

If hers smells bad,that means ur sis,mum and aunty own smell bad also
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The Headies 2018 (Photos) by federal9: 10:50am On May 06, 2018
Front page and I don't know what to type. Let me just pray for you guys

You all shall prosper in this life. AMEN!!
EducationRe: Help My Primary Two Sister With Answers To Quantitative Reasoning by federal9: 10:44am On May 06, 2018
Kylekent59:
Nothing is wrong with my arrangements sir!!!.
It's time I gone to bed sir!!
Goodnight sir!!
By monday,the result should be out.

I am a mathematician. I know everything about mathematics. Be it quantitative, algebra, differentiation, integration, surd,geometry, mensuration,parabola,elliptic, sets, optimization research,real analysis,vectors and scalars, partial derivative, jacobian theoem,exact,ordinary diff equ,permutation and combination and many more.
Oya solve dis

F(x)= 12x+15 and g(x)=100x+28
Find F(g(x))? grin
Also solve

in how many ways can seven beads be arranged in a circle ?

Also this

A two member committee comprising of one male and one female member is to be constitute out of five males and three females. Amongst the females. Ms. A refuses to be a member of the committee in which Mr. B is taken as the member. In how many different ways can the committee be constituted ? grin

What about this one too

A question paper has two parts, A and B, each containing 10 questions. If a student has to choose 8 from part A and 5 from part B, in how many ways can he choose the questions?



Mention me when you are done grin grin
The guy no fit solve the 3 complete even till year 2999 grin grin
EducationRe: Help My Primary Two Sister With Answers To Quantitative Reasoning by federal9: 10:42am On May 06, 2018
Kylekent59:
You are very proud of the killings,the bombings, kidnapping, anarchy, genocide, abuse of democracy, . So you are proud of all these. Smh angry angry
I have come to make something abstrusing very elementary for people.
Hope you are satiated now.
See finishing oooooo shocked shocked shocked.

Am not proud of my country oooo. I am ashamed of it oooo cry cry


Some one said "to take the square root" haaaa. For primary 2 pupils .

Hmmm
EducationRe: Help My Primary Two Sister With Answers To Quantitative Reasoning by federal9: 10:42am On May 06, 2018
Kylekent59:
You are very proud of the killings,the bombings, kidnapping, anarchy, genocide, abuse of democracy, . So you are proud of all these. Smh angry angry
I have come to make something abstrusing very elementary for people.
Hope you are satiated now.
See finishing oooooo shocked shocked shocked.

Am not proud of my country oooo. I am ashamed of it oooo cry cry


Some one said "to take the square root" haaaa. For primary 2 students.

Hmmm
RomanceRe: I'm Losing My Girlfriend For Not Petting Her by federal9: 11:54pm On Feb 11, 2018
mespusinglez:
my girl always complain that i don't PET her..and that its affecting her badly.i asked her how do she want me to pet her she was MUTE.
That I Don't Know How To Pet Her And It's Not Helping matters...
i called her this morning ...after greeting her and was engaged in a convo she still brought up the talk of "i don't pet her and she don't like it." i then ask her again how do she want me to pet her she replied it's OK and i angrily end the call....
abeg make wunna help me o
coz i think i'm losing her
Mr man let me just help you a little with your do/does usage.

We use does with a pronoun/ third person pronouns

Does she,does he,does it. But when it's a negative sentence, you make use of she doesn't, he doesn't, it doesn't.

Do (you,they,we,i,....)

You do,do you,do they, do we, do i

When the sentence is negative
You don't, we don't, they don't, I don't.



Back to your topic. Abeg leave woman for now. They bring nothing but troubles.

Focus and make money.
Christianity EtcRe: Chosen Brother- God Warned Me That We Are Very Close To The Rapture. by federal9: 10:04am On Feb 11, 2018
Blakjewelry:
So you still believe that the trumpet go soon blow
It is better to believe, there by making one to do the right thing than not to believe and still living life as if it's my own.
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale Reacts To Death Prophecy By Prophet Cosmos Walker Affran by federal9: 11:00pm On Feb 10, 2018
I expected you to repent and amend your ways. What if he was being warned.

I could remember Jonah and the city of Nineveh . When they heard the prophecy they repented and did what is right.

Plz Mr man just try to do good. God loves you
EducationRe: Big Snake Killed In Bayero University Kano by federal9: 10:57pm On Feb 10, 2018
To kill a snake you just need 4 things
1. Long stick(strong one just like pipe)

2. Two big stones

3. Cultlass

4. Onions.

Procedure : once sighted a snake,you should immediately take out your...............







Quote,if you want me to continue
Christianity EtcRe: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by federal9: 9:01pm On Feb 10, 2018
Enoch, the 7th descendant of Adam. He became an inspiration for all repentant of all ages to come.

He was taken away without passing through death because his heart was pure.
I just need a day with him so that he can tell me how he conquered the things of this world.

Technology making it harder to make heaven sad
TravelRe: Robbers Attack Air Peace Aircraft While Taxiing To Take Off At Lagos Airp by federal9: 9:58am On Feb 10, 2018
iyatrustee:
Thank you. I have edited cheesy
Thanks. I like your DP. Especially your spec

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