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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Factory Workers Needed by federal9: 3:57pm On May 15, 2019

Dominionforlife:
What is the location?

Can B.Sc. holder also apply?

It's better to do any job to staying at home

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Factory Workers Needed by federal9: 3:53pm On May 15, 2019

willidaine:
We are looking to hire Factory Workers
SALARY: 25,000-40,000

Responsibilities;
Operating machinery
Sorting and packaging products
Quality control

SSCE Qualification

Interest applicants can send their cvs to projectsuppot01@gmail.com

Where is the location?

My brother needs any job.

Romance › Re: Help! My Girlfriend Said I Should Do This Or.... by federal9: 11:47pm On Mar 27, 2019

Remember that state has a very high record of infected persons. Just be very careful with your moves.

Don't do what you will regret , i wonder why people like sex,Bleep,kiss..etc.

Focus on how to make it big and forget about sex.

Observations:

1. She might be a shit
2. She's already confess to you she is a shit by telling you if you don't, someone else would do it.

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Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Ungwan Barde In Kaduna, Kill Many (Graphic Photos) by federal9: 1:02am On Mar 12, 2019

Nigeria is in a state of disorder,there is anachy in the land,misuse of powers,and instability.

I wonder what those innocent children did to deserve all those.

This is evil of the highest order, even the devil wouldn't wanna harm a kid.

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Programming › Re: Python Scripts by federal9: 8:24pm On Mar 04, 2019

zico730:
the attached file contains a script i have written in python to calculate the area,perimeter and diagonal of a rectangle.it accepts only integers.please let me know ur opinion about it and criticism is welcomed.thanks

Hi, I wanna learn python, where do I start from?

Where can I get a good ICT tutor?

It's very urgent.

Politics › Re: Corper Laments Her Ordeal In The Just Concluded Election by federal9: 12:40am On Feb 27, 2019

Only corpers that partook in the election as a PO can tell Nigerians the truth.

More should come and tell us what they know.

And from the look of things, it was as if the INEC chairman was under threat while the results were going on.

I can remember the pic of that corper caught with ballot papers and box.

Politics › Re: Man Exposes How People Voted In Borno State (Photos) by federal9: 12:25am On Feb 27, 2019

dguyindcorner:
Ayobami, are you the one behind the camera? What's the evidence that the place being video is Borno?

We know it's too hard to defend violence but we are talking about Nigeria here not APC/PDP supremacy.

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Health › Re: Ekiti Slay Queens Turn Flooded Area Into Swimming Pool During Rainfall. Photos by federal9: 11:13pm On Feb 26, 2019

The water clean somehow shaa.

But it's still not hygienic.

Las las everybody get him own madness.

Some people castigating those babes are ready to do the same if they witness that in their home just to test their swimming skills.

If I was there, I would test my swimming skills, at least I can save someone one day.

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Politics › Re: PDP Asks INEC To Stop Results Collation ‘Immediately’ by federal9: 11:01pm On Feb 26, 2019

Let me just give an example about those who support rigging and applauded their favorite party because they are at vantage.

A man has a son. One day his son went out to play with other children. In the process of playing he inflicted injury on another man's son. When the another man's son got home, he told his parent what ensured and how he was injured. The father told his son to lead the way to the boy's home.

The boy was at home relaxing under a shade by the gate side. Immediately he sported the person he inflicted injury on and his father he ran into his compound and luckily for him,his father was outside the veranda.

As his father saw them coming, he shouted,"who are you?", the injured boy father replied," I am Mr John, your boy injured my son."

The other boy's father replied," is that why you are scaring my son?, get out of my abode."

The injured boy explained what the boy did to him but his father kept on supporting him.

Instead of him to ask his son why he did that and he shouldn't behave like that again, he supported him.

The next month, the son was playing with other children, an argument broke out and as a result of that he pierced the tummy of his antagonist and he died immediately.

He ran back to his father because he knows his father would protect him, on seeing the police coming with the deceased boy's parent, he ran away. He couldn't be found and as a result of that, the father was arrested.

The boy is still suffering till date.

So, those of us that supports our favorites despite knowing the are at fault will one day put ourselves in a mess just like the boy still suffering till date.

You must not support evil, even if it is committed by a blood relation, father,mother or your favorite.

Politics › Re: PDP Asks INEC To Stop Results Collation ‘Immediately’ by federal9: 10:38pm On Feb 26, 2019

hemucology:
Better start prepare for next election and do ur home work very well

A world is enough for the wise

Are you supporting rigging?

Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by federal9: 6:22pm On Feb 26, 2019

The way this people dey wear agbada dey dey laugh me.

Can't they dress in suit?

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Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by federal9: 6:16pm On Feb 26, 2019

PCP might come out third.

They are really trying.

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Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by federal9: 6:11pm On Feb 26, 2019

B1ak3:
Chai this INEC chairman is wicked. As I beg am reach say make he no announce this Kano result he still go announce am

Kim Kardashian has buried Atiku. RIP PDP

I just wanna hear Kastina

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Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by federal9: 6:09pm On Feb 26, 2019

Game Over.

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Politics › Re: Army Withdraws Security From Akwa Ibom Government House, Governor Udom Cries by federal9: 9:04pm On Feb 15, 2019

Please nairalanders I need a job. I reside in Lagos, Abule iyano era to be precise.

I am willing to work very hard.

Politics › Re: M.K.O. Tibetan: Buhari Victory To Shock PDP & APC Will Rule Nigeria For 40 Years by federal9: 8:58pm On Feb 15, 2019

we all should get a jotter and start writing down their predictions so that when the winner emerges we will know the fake and the original.

Politics › Re: Make Sure Your Vote counts tomorrow by federal9: 8:54pm On Feb 15, 2019

Especially to all those nairalanders, who will balance on the bed and start typing Atiku will win.

Some people gat the PVC but don't wanna vote. I wonder how they want Atiku to win.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

take note.

But @ op, I am proudly Atikulated.

Nairaland General › Re: Two Ladies on my head PLS I NEED ADVICE by federal9: 3:07pm On Jan 03, 2019

I think a third lady should be involved. party is good. cheesy

Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike's New House In Imo State (Photos) by federal9: 2:39pm On Jan 03, 2019

dallex10:
In a school, they are 180 students in 100 level. 110 students offer courses in Aerospace engineering, 88 offers courses in cyber security and 65 offer courses in ICT. If 40 students offer courses in both aerospace engineering and cyber security, 38 offer courses in cyber security only. Find the number of students who offer:

A. All the three courses

B. ICT only

C. None of the 3 courses

D. At least one course

E. Either one or two of the three courses

Represent it with a Venn diagram

My able mathematicians, help a brother.

5k at stake before 4PM

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Romance › Re: Obonnoma Water Party In Rivers State (Photos) by federal9: 11:46am On Jan 01, 2019

Disease and germs will be much

Crime › 5 Bad Things That Will Happen Tonight by federal9(op): 8:14pm On Dec 24, 2018

If you doubt any of this things then you must be an alien from another planet. III have celebrated over 25 Christmases in Nigeria and I can confidently tell you that these things will happen tonight:

1. People Will Get Drunk
All those beer and alcohol manufacturing companies will make sales tonight cos a lot of people will be getting drunk

2. Today Is A Day Of Unwanted Pregnancies

A lot of girls will end up getting impregnated as a result of wanting to catch fun tonight. First week of January 2016 and alarm go blo

HIV and Other STIs Will Be Freely Transmitted

After getting drunk in a popular joint, you can easily fall for the tricks of those oloshos stationed there to make money. Many of them will get you infected with HIV or any other deadly disease.

4. Fireworks Galore
I can't still understand why sane people will waste their money on knock outs and banger. But this is Christmas eve and that's what happens tonight.

5. ..........

Fill in the rest.

Crime › Re: Tobi Abikoye Returns N1m Mistakenly Transferred To Him, Had N369 In Account by federal9: 10:22pm On Sep 15, 2018

Frankicent:
you foolish if this is how you make your money you'll be poor.. no be swear.

But his last sentence showed he isn't into that.

Why saying he's foolish? am sure he didn't abuse you.

Crime › Re: Man Cries Out After The Foreign Currency He Changed In Ikeja 'Disappeared' by federal9: 1:29pm On Aug 09, 2018

There is no Juju. You were played and dismayed. Next time make sure you count the money like five to six times. but note that the more you hand it over to them that itsn't complete,the more they remove.

Let's just say you wanted to collect 36,500, he will count 30k and give it to you, now the trick begins.

Now after counting the 30k, you then replied him that it remains 6,500. He then collects the 30k from you and play a very fast one on you.

This is what he does; Immediately you handed him that money as he collects it from you, he would smartly remove 7k out of the money,this is done very quickly and he then counts the money and tells you" it's true ooo, na 30k dey here,he gives it to you and brings out 6,500. Now you have pocketed the 30k ( not knowing 7k had short,just like when ATM pay you and you feel the money is complete and there is no need of counting it again), he then gives you 6,500 and you say it's complete.

Now pressure comes; they will now start to hurry you that this place is dangerous,police,sars,dis and that,agberos are coming, now you feel there are telling the truth and you need your own safety too.

Now you are home,you bring out the money to count and notice that the 30k is shorting 7k and the remaining 6,500 is complete. You begin to say it's juju, black magic, this and dat.

Lets assume now that as he handed that 30k(30k -7k) back to you and you are about to count it, he will tell you he is not changing again and he will give you back your dollars.

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE SMART( what should always be on your mind is to catch them and shout scammer and thief)

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Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Bishops Warn Members Against Endorsing Politicians by federal9: 10:23am On Aug 09, 2018

polítics don enter redeem sef undecided

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Sports › Re: Who Has The Best Attackers In The EPL? by federal9: 7:30pm On Aug 08, 2018

we all know it's Liverpool, but I ain't a fan

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Romance › Re: How Can Someone Know If A Woman Is inThe Mood For Sex. by federal9: 3:07pm On Aug 07, 2018

There is only one answer, "She starts behaving strange + staring too long at you".

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Romance › Re: Types Of Nigerian Girlfriends With Pics by federal9: 6:42pm On Aug 06, 2018

Djshyne007:
No 2 is so representing my babe.... I still love her though

Are you sure?

or it could be her pussy you love grin

Christianity Etc › Re: I Have No Successor Yet ― Enoch Adeboye by federal9: 6:07pm On Aug 06, 2018

Tundeobama:
He has touch lives and millions convert to christ across globe because of his teaching word.Thousands of family working in rccg print,real estate and academics are earning and feeding.A 1st class mathematician phd.
A living example

ok.
That's very good of him.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Have No Successor Yet ― Enoch Adeboye by federal9: 12:26pm On Aug 06, 2018

Waakanda:
A great man of God

how is he a great man of God?

Explain!!

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