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BusinessRe: Access Bank Is Offline For 3 Straight Days Imagine If It Was Opay/moniepoint by federal9: 12:52pm On Nov 18, 2023
Working fine now.
TravelRe: Please How Can I Get To Ketu From Mile 2 by federal9: 7:03pm On Nov 16, 2023
Gbadugbakun:
Please I would appreciate if anyone can give me directions on how to get to ketu from mile 2. I'm using public transportation.

Thanks.
From Mile 2, you will hear conductors shouting Ketu, Mile 12

Enter one, or rather, you ask someone.

Ask a road side seller where they load. They load or pass on top of that Mile 2 bridge.

Don't ask all these people looking rugged and tattered oooooo.
BusinessRe: 5 Habits That Will Keep YOU BROKE! by federal9: 10:46am On Nov 15, 2023
Physical or spiritual?
RomanceRe: Payoneer Had Disabled The 'make A Payment' Option by federal9: 10:03am On Nov 15, 2023
henrycloud:
I discovered this yesterday on my payoneer account while trying to make payment. Is any body experiencing this? Is there a ways to remedy the situations?
What's the option about?
Car TalkRe: I Caught My Bus Driver Sleeping On The Steering. Video by federal9:
I once boarded a Young Shall Grow bus in 2013, every other person on the bus was sleeping except me. I had to check on the driver, and he was dozing.

I changed am for am. Everyone was amazed.

I did a video before shouting at him. I had to show everyone and nobody slept till each passenger arrived at his/her destination.


Note: I am not trying to demarket the company, it is still my best when it comes to traveling to the east or ABJ from Lagos. I was only pointing out my ordeal.
PoliticsRe: I Have Seen Enough! by federal9: 3:56pm On Nov 11, 2023
CilicMarin:
Kogi State- APC
Imo State- APC
Bayelsa State- PDP.

Congratulations to the winners.

We move
You are an APC man.


Why not give Bayelsa APC naa?

Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hi Nairalanders: Kindly Confirm If This Is Scam by federal9: 11:46am On Nov 09, 2023
I hope they won't harvest your kidneys. Make sure you tell your family before going.

When you approach the destination, use style observe the area and people going inside the venue.

If you suspect any awful movements, run oo
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad: Court Sends Nurse, Friend Back To Custody by federal9: 9:55am On Nov 07, 2023
Poor nurse. Only trying to save a life but ended up being tagged..


Now I know why people walk away when they see someone dying on the street. Once you try to restore the person, and the person dies in the process, you are finished.


Other nurses should be careful.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gives His Wife ₦55M As Birthday Present by federal9: 11:14am On Nov 05, 2023
Why church members are suffering.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Kids Street Surfing In Enugu Goes Viral by federal9: 7:34pm On Nov 04, 2023
EmirofAfonjaz:
grin

Most PIGs think life ends in LAGOS..

cool
You are calling your fellow black and country man a pig. If the white calls you Monkey, you scream"racism!!"
TravelRe: Kazakhstan Opens Doors To Visitors, Nigerians Can Now Enter Without Visas by federal9: 3:26pm On Nov 03, 2023
Nice one


That country is fucking cold in winter.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Man Spotted Using Palm Oil As Lubricant For His Motorcycle by federal9: 1:53pm On Nov 02, 2023
Palm oil na 10k now
PoliticsRe: Kogi Poll: Edward Onoja Cautions Against Violence by federal9: 3:44pm On Nov 01, 2023
There is no need. The winning party schooled us on how to win election.

Be wicked and mean

Have tugs

Have a plan B

Save a lot of money for bribe

Intimidate voters so you will have the polling unit for yourself.

Once you loseguard, the other person takes the lead.

And finally, know the returning officers well for change of result.


Note: Whatever results they give INEC is what INEC will read out and crown the winner.


Shikenaaa!
Foreign AffairsRe: Chinese President To Chinese Women: "Have More Children" by federal9: 3:41pm On Nov 01, 2023
You need population to strengthen your military.
RomanceRe: Help, I Am Scared To Death, Can You Catch HIV From MouthAction by federal9: 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2023
After ejaculation, you realize yourself quickly.

It's like dreaming and waking up to reality.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram May Wipe Nigeria Off The Map, Zulum Raises Alarm About Insurgency by federal9: 9:39am On Oct 31, 2023
Many youths and young guys and ladies are being recruited into the military.

I wonder why the massive recruitment. I guess they will be the ones to fight the dreaded bokoharam.

It's good to always pray for the soldiers, they are always in the Bush making sure you and I are safe in this country.


Pray for our soldiers

Victory is theirs.
PoliticsRe: Abia: We’re Cutting Down Cost Of Governance – Governor Otti by federal9: 1:45pm On Oct 30, 2023
meditator:
Na dwhat have u done to redeem the image of your motherland ?
What's my business with your questions? My primary duty is to vote and be a good citizen which I did. I served the country during my service year. So what are you talking about?

Admit it, the country is irredeemable.
PoliticsRe: Abia: We’re Cutting Down Cost Of Governance – Governor Otti by federal9: 1:29pm On Oct 30, 2023
Some of us don't know how damaged Nigeria is.

I wanted to apply for an international job worldwide, all countries were listed except Nigeria.

I tried another one, no Nigeria. I got an info from a friend that they don't employ Nigerians for that type of Job because of what they read about us on Facebook, social Media and all that.

It's just so saddening.
RomanceRe: Should l Leave A Business That Gives Me A Maximum Of 10k And Join Navy? by federal9: 1:28pm On Oct 30, 2023
Once in the Navy, they will post you to another place. It's not Mandatory you will reside in the place you do your business. My friend in the navy was posted to Kaduna.

He was assigned in Porthacourt, from Ph, he is now in Kaduna. He was formally residing in Lagos.

All I want you to know is that you might be posted where you ain't or didn't expect.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Will Reject Peter Obi The Same Way We Rejected Nnamdi Kanu by federal9: 12:09pm On Jan 14, 2023
You are pretending to be from Niger Delta.

Lol

You are still a Yoruba person as seen in one of your threads.

I don't know what you people gain from jealousy and hate. That's abysmal.
GamingRe: Sportybet Trick by federal9: 10:55am On Aug 14, 2022
Kyrestas:
I has a betking account, but i made up my mind to have and additional account, i went on to open sportybet, i first deposited 1700 to see how good it is but to my sprisie their is no 150% welcome bonus as they told, i complain to them they sent me a link after i click it, it open they ask me to login i do, again they ask me to enter my pin to see my bonus, as i put the pin, they lock me for a day, inthe morning i change my password i discorver that they have withdraw my winning and cashout somegames, yesterday i won 3,500 they sent me 1,800 they never allow me to withdraw coming to this morning my money disapear, PLEASE NAIRALEADERS never try and open an account with this fraudster.
Sportybet did not scam you. You opened a fake webpage. It's a cloned website like sportybet. That's what yahoo boys use to dupe people.

As you entered your details in their fake website, they saw your details and logged into the main website, withdrawing all your money .

Never be carried by greed. Always open a Mai. Website.
PoliticsRe: Will You Vote In Next Year's General Elections Or Not? by federal9: 10:13pm On Aug 08, 2022
Viscuz:
eating Agbado and cassava alone for one year will give a grant to that wish
You should have respected his decision. Everyone has the right to choose who he or she wants to vote for.
PoliticsRe: Disconnecting Customers’ Electricity Supply Without 10-day Notice Illegal - FG by federal9: 10:36am On Aug 04, 2022
They disconnected my neighbor's own five days after the bill was brought to him.
EducationRe: What Is Your Solution To This Problem? by federal9: 8:49am On Aug 03, 2022
grin

It is very easy.

Use one of your hands and cut the branch behind you


Wipe the snake head with it

Now, the snake will lose focus and fall

The lion would be scared and run for his dare life.

Climb down and continue your work like nothing happened.

Easy!!!!
PoliticsRe: ‘Obituary’: Sam Omatseye Alleges Death Threats From Obi’s Supporters by federal9:
Who came up with that threat of a thing they use as tactics?


We are wise. You people want to paint Obi bad

Haha
PoliticsRe: One Voter's Registration Machine For Registration At A Local Government In Ogun by federal9: 8:07pm On Jul 29, 2022
The local government chairman should be called to attend to that.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Broke - Chris Ngige by federal9: 5:40pm On Jul 29, 2022
Righthussle:
Print more naira.
That's not how it works. Dollar is the koko.

You export and sell oil, dollars come, then naira can come. Your naira only has power in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Storm Abaa Near LAUTECH, Kidnap Hotelier And His Worker by federal9: 4:54pm On Jul 29, 2022
oluseyiforjesus:
Where are these people getting d guns hv they started selling guns in supermarket
They buy it. When people pay ransom, they use it to purchase guns.

Guns could be hidden in the forest.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Asks Osinbajo And FG Not To Increase VAT, Widen Tax Bracket Instead by federal9: 4:34pm On Jul 29, 2022
That's a debacle.
NYSCRe: How The Nysc Orientation Camp Has Been Turned To A Business Hub By The Goverment by federal9: 9:58am On Mar 10, 2022
They will give you Agbada to adjust for 3k.

I remember 2016 Batch but lagos camp.

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