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Paschal007: That Honeywell wheat dance and Guinnessvip manager ads. I just don't understand them...

Godson201333: I am missing Gaari,you still gotta miss somethings about home ,ya know!

demelza: Crappy magazine.
Crappy cover.
Crappy photo.
The terrible work of an amateur.

Sweetapple007: God by your grace i wil make heaven Amen!

phantom: lol...was waiting for someone to walk in and point it out.lol.i can drop close to ten sites where you can get ten times the info here FOR Free! But No, nigerians dont want to read or do basic research.the most powerful tool online is google.but people dont want to use it.Let the thread owner continue fleecing them!

phantom: lol...was waiting for someone to walk in and point it out.lol.i can drop close to ten sites where you can get ten times the info here FOR Free! But No, nigerians dont want to read or do basic research.the most powerful tool online is google.but people dont want to use it.Let the thread owner continue fleecing them!

Wu Zetian: I remember when I was a sophomore, I used to crush on this guy called Ryan. He is an Alpha Phi Alpha, Alphas are just cool, period! I'm sure if I post a picture, the ladies would understand the torture I was passing true.

Fortunately or maybe unfortunately for me, we registered to the same class spring semester. He was a senior when I was a sophomore.
Very early into the semester like 2nd day of classes when most people haven't bought their text books, he came to sit down on a chair beside me. I was already dying inside, stealing glances @ the god beside me. My professor then made reference to something in the textbook.

I don't understand the liver I chopped that day, I mumbled something and made gesture to my textbook. He moved closer and I shifted the textbook a little so we could share. Na so liver fail me oo.
My people, I could not move as in, I think I stopped breathing. I just focused my gaze on my professor, I was scared to move a limb. I just sat down glued to my chair, scared to breathe or even cough. I don't think I have ever been so tensed in my life. When the class was over and he said, "thank you", I couldn't say a word. He said it like thrice, I just nodded and focused on putting my textbook in my backpack.
I couldn't look @ him. (No way, he would see right through my melting heart) I was shaking inside, trying to recover and this mofo was trying to hv small talk KAI! I hv suffered!

I swear when he dropped the class, I was happy ehn, having such hotness around was torture.

seniourman: look at what is on the front page but the twelve yer old boy been burnt alive did,nt make the front page.
I posted d video link from youtube.. sexkilz just ban me for nuisance is sexkilz doing this for me to get angry or he want people to hate Nairaland

shymexx: Bwahahahaha

Only in Nigeria will an airplane lose its engine mid-air - what a country!!

shymexx: Bwahahahaha

Only in Nigeria will an airplane lose its engine mid-air - what a country!!

validplanet: y not ban that website?

lorretta u: thanks

drnairalov: choii!!! incase any1 iz looking 4 a donor am here ooo *rme leme tell u guyz a little story, over donating affects,

My friend kept donating and donating and donating, just because he wanted to buy a diamond ring 4 his gf b4 dey got married, he got the money frm donating his sperms, nd he succesfully bought the diamond ring..they got married, a year latter no child.

It waz later discovrd that the man had low sperm count..apparently over donating caused it.!! they decided 2 do artificial insemmination, so he went 2 the sperm bank if he cud get any of his sperm frm them, they declined, it waz only 1 that was left nd sum1 has ordered it, tried paying off the people who ordered it, but as soon as they saw him nd how handsome he waz they were more haopy nd refuse to sell, he was handsome so his sperm was hot cake in the bank, to cut d long story short, he decided 2 rob the bank and get his sperm back, he was successful in getting it, he called his wife to meet him up at a place blah blah blah, he gave d sperm 2 hiss wife, she quickly made use of it, police got alerted any wayz nd he waz arrested, spent a year nd a half in prison..


Well she got pregnant nd yes it was triplets 2 boyz 1 girl......#end of story.. clap 4 me

Afam4eva: It can't be in Lagos. Fashola has fixed all the roads in Lagos. He's perfect. The Ogun state government should do the needful.

Victoriousvic: Point of correction: I do not worship my pastor. Jesus never said anything about praying to Mary and the other things you guys do. All what you do has never been recorded or instructed in the Bible.

ceejay80: all we need is a civil war and all dis rubbish go end

sinmisolaoluwa: ...I PITY YR CONDITION,ARE U ACTUALLY GOING TO TREAT YR SPOUSE LIKE DT? IS DT NT THE SAME WOMAN U WILL UnCloth TO WARM HER ENGINE WHEN KONJI COMES CALLING? PLS ALL LADIES ARE TREASURES,NT TO BE TREATED LIKE SLAVES. AM NT SAYING THERE ARE NO OFENSES,BT THERE SHOULD BE A MATURE WAY OF SOLVING ISSUE AMICABLY WITHOUT ASSAULTING THEM.

WRITERSTAB: Hehe
18+ only,read@ www.writerstab.