₦airaland Forum

morikee:
Vanity crew I dey hail o

Shut up your mouth.....vanity if I hear.....?

hisexcellency34:
Osun state is the new Dubai in Nigeria

Hahahahahahaha see ogogoro talk......Dubai koh Dubai ni

shehuolayinka:
President Muhammadu Buhari has responded to allegations contained in the petition by Atiku Abubakar and his party, the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) before the presidential election tribunal.

Buhari, in a response filed on April 16 by a team of lawyers led by Wole Olanipekun (SAN), faulted the claim by Atiku and the PDP that he lacked the requisite academic qualification to stand for election to the office of the President.

The President said he was far more qualified than Atiku and challenged Atiku to produce his academic credentials before the tribunal.

Buhari faulted the entire petition filed by the PDP and Atiku, noting that they are more about pre-election issues, which the Court of Appeal, sitting as a tribunal lacked jurisdiction.

He also argued that the petitioners told lies against themselves in the petition and made conflicting claims which the tribunal cannot grant.

Read more: https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-im-far-more-qualified-than-atiku-buhari-tells-tribunal/

people wen go skool well well even get big big degree don cum rule dis country, we no see any good oda dan thief thief,share the nationa cake for themselves and their family member, na wen peson wey get NEPA bill as result don cum dey rule him turn make he still get part of the nationa cake dem dey vex......this wan strong oh I rest my case......?

Jadoskii:
Cnt marry now... I am waiting for nicki minaj to repent

Satan is working on your case.......hahahahaha sorry for you.....?

advocate666:
God is useless

Is it God or gods.......if it is God.......you are talking about......Then you and your father and your generation are useless......IDIOT

faith2kool:
big fool

You T.....thief......F....fool.....I....idiot.....M.....mumu........Z.....zombie........last but not the least Armed rubber like......useless thief wen go soon die for police hand

lilianofentse:
Hello fellow nairalanders,
Please I need your help with this matter..


Last two weeks I met him at a party, he wasn't that handsome/good looking, but he really knew how to dress. I kept staring his way, he managed to catch me staring at him and he just smiled. That was when I decided to move away from where he was. I swiftly moved away to a more quieter area. I brought out my ear plugs, plugged them in, switched on my phone and went to wattpad. Two different guys came by and tried to woo me out but I didn't even lift my face up as I was deeply engaged in what I was reading. Time went by and I decided to start going. As I lifted my head up, I was surprised to see the guy I was staring at earlier that day. He brought out his hand and offered me a handshake. I kindly accepted it. He introduced himself as Kelvin. I told him mine. He later told me he would like to know a little more about me. We chatted for a while and then exchanged numbers. I went home that day expecting his call but he didn't call. After a few days he called and we exchanged pleasantries. He then decided we should go out on a date.
We picked a nice restaurant to hang out and ate. He ordered two plates of food and two bottles of smirnoff Ice. That part shocked me cos he didn't even ask what I wanted, I told him I don't take alcohol. He later changed it to maltina. We talked some more but I could tell he seemed nervous. He didn't tell me any intentions of dating me. It seemed as if he just wanted us to be friends. After the date I forgot about him.
I really don't think I like him but one night after vaping cann.abis, I started thinking about him. I thought it was just the herb doing its work but I then noticed even after the high suspended I still thought about him. The next day I called him and told him we should meet up. We met and we talked and then he kissed me. I expected a gentle kiss but he kissed me hard to the point of arousal. He continued kissing and stared sliding his hands towards my hips and then proceeded upwards to my bre.ast. I noticed I was already dripping wet and my nipples were becoming hard. He removed his lips and trailed kisses down my neck while intentionally brushing his hands on my left nipple. When he tongued my ear I shivered with pleasure and then his phone rang. That really seemed to turn me off as I was embarrassed by the wetness in between my legs. I lied to him that I had to go home and didn't even heed his plea to escort me home.
Right now I am confused because he didn't say if he wanted to date me or if he was just looking for sex.
He has called me several times but I haven't been picking his calls. I talked to my closest friend and she said maybe he was releasing his frustration with the kiss but I am thinking otherwise,
I've been single for some time now and I really want a serious relationship.
Should I still go ahead and date him??

P. S mature advice only!!.
cc : Dominique rocktation farano

Plz reformat your brain before you can stop thinking him....?

faith2kool:
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Make i use capital letter take insult you .........BIG THIEF nie you be transfer koh transfer ni

Nofavorss:
Okay Sir, General Gbagbo

funny guy

Nofavorss:
Not my portion

Ok.....commot your eyes from people pikin ok.....?

cascarino:
Embattled convener of OurMumuDonDo movement, Charles Oputa also known as Charlyboy, has relocated to his home state, Imo, from Abuja.


The activist also known as ‘Area Fada’ told reporters in Owerri yesterday that the decision to relocate was to turn his searchlight and support to Imo governor-elect, Emeka Ihedioha, before and during his administration.

The maverick entertainer disclosed that he purposely relocated from Abuja to his home because he was not allowed to express himself freely in Abuja by prohibitive forces.


His words: “I am back to Imo State, my home, to beam my searchlight on Ihedioha’s administration. You know Imo people have suffered since the last eight years.”

Oputa noted that he would ensure the success of Ihedioha when he fully comes on board from May 29.

According to him, his group, other Civil Society Organisations (CSOs), retirees and other frustrated Imo people would storm Ihedioha’s residence during the week to ask him how he intends to ensure that numerous unemployed persons in the state have jobs.


He warned the governor-elect to be mindful of the major pitfalls of the Rochas Okorocha administration.

Charly Boy, however, expressed reservations on some people in the Transition Technical Committee (TTC) and the Inauguration Committee of the governor-elect.

He advised Ihedioha to be careful in order not to make further mistakes.


He said he assumed the presidency of Association of Frustrated Nigerians (AFN) because there were too many Nigerians who had been suffering that needed help.


https://dailypost.ng/2019/04/16/charlyboy-leaves-abuja-relocates-imo/amp/

Person wen eat bad food na Purge nie go kill am......Charly! Charly!! Charly!!! I pity your fada wen give birth to this kind pikin.......swahilli na laff

Nofavorss:
Dem never ripe?

Kirikiri dey hungry you........?

Amuocha:
Buhari sef

I disagree the fire is potentially linked to Boko Haram in NE region of Nigeria

My friend if you no shut for there......weytin concern Buhari with this news.......must you type nonsense.......?

JasonScoolari:
God abeg, you know say I don too trek pass crase man, make dem use this one bless your boy.

Old skool prayer nie be dis.....?

Nofavorss:
Dem don ripe

You dey find person pikin wen you wan spoil abi .......bad type like you.....?

mattbass:
See Money ohhhhhh ...chai God Pick my call.

My son what is your number.....?

OkaNaUbe:
ngadawo,

Can't forget this kind of local food back in those days.......thank to Mama

Latidoh1:
I will be wealthier than Dangote.

Nlood money dey hungry you

NaijaEmailMiner:
Guys I need your help, I wanted to have sex with my new girlfriend last night but my prick refused to erect. I really love this girl and don't want to lose her.
This is the first time I'm having this kind of issue and I'm really depressed right now.
When I masturbate or Bleep girls who I don't love, I have full erection.
Please help me out with your advice cos I'm only 20 years old and shouldn't be having this kind of issue.

Your case dey Satan table.......?

Nobodyperson:
It's clear that woman only graduated because of her what's on her chest and back
5 in every 6 Nigerian women are prostitutes

What about your sisters.....?

endureson:
Its a pity.

Money ritual dey hungry you I can see it.......in your eyes.....?

Kalashnikov382:
Hey guys, I am losing hope in everything. I am feeling seriously depressed, angry and frustrated. Things has been hard for me for a long time now. I've had some wreckless spending in the past. I've lose millions spending on unnecessary things. Now I am finding it hard to rise again. Things not going well as planned. I am losing hope in everything in my life.. I've lose money way too much than my age now I am finding it hard to rise again. In fact I can barely eat this days. All my clothes has fade. Even in my neighbourhood I am now feeling ashamed cos a lots of people used to see me as well to do young guy now I am rough, hungry and tattered. Please share your stories of how you go broke and then rise up again. I want to learn and feel motivated..

You will die like fly wen dem take slippers knack

Kalashnikov382:
Hey guys, I am losing hope in everything. I am feeling seriously depressed, angry and frustrated. Things has been hard for me for a long time now. I've had some wreckless spending in the past. I've lose millions spending on unnecessary things. Now I am finding it hard to rise again. Things not going well as planned. I am losing hope in everything in my life.. I've lose money way too much than my age now I am finding it hard to rise again. In fact I can barely eat this days. All my clothes has fade. Even in my neighbourhood I am now feeling ashamed cos a lots of people used to see me as well to do young guy now I am rough, hungry and tattered. Please share your stories of how you go broke and then rise up again. I want to learn and feel motivated..

You will die like fly wen dem take slippers knackp

Upritman:
Suanu's Blog

In line with its open NASS policy, the Chairman of the National Assembly and Senate President, Dr.Bukola Saraki has ensured the release of the national assembly 2018 budget.

The details of the budget was released on Friday by the office of the senate president through a tweet.

The budget has a total sum of N139 billion, of which N35 billion was the total for the senate, while the house of representatives had N57 billion.

While legislative aides got N10 billion, the national assembly office and commission got N15 billion and N2 billion respectively.

The national assembly legislative institute got N4 billion while N1.1 billion was appropriated for service wide vote of the legislature.

The public accounts committee (PAC) of the senate and the house got N118 million and N142 million respectively. N12.3 billion was earmarked for “general services.”

(c) https://www.suanusblog.com/2019/04/shocking-details-of-national-assembly.html

Foolish man why are showing us this irrelevant details now that you leaving office disgracefully......?

Made4naijalove:

So why did she has to cross her legs or she doesn't want us to see things........I laff swahilli......?

soberdrunk:
Who will we send to Dominica to confirm?

We go send you na

lilmaydee:
I am 29 years old but if you see me, you wouldn't believe me, because I look like a 13 year old boy.

People naturally disrespect me because of this. There was a time I and my nephew were living together, he is well built and as such dates ladies older than he is.

So one day, a lady came to visit him, she met me at home and asked of him which I told her he wasn't around. Then she called him on the phone. But what pained me most was that she said " hello baby, I'm in your place now but I met one small boy who said you weren't around. My nephew had to call me back to apologized and also told her that that's his uncle oo, but the silly Lady just said how come he looks so small.

I can't approach mature ladies, for fear of being embarrassed. All these small girls, that I decided to ask out, after one week will begin to disrespect and cheat on me. Even employers do exploit me. I remember, one employer like that that said what does a small boy like me wants to do with money, just because I told her I can't accept the amount she offered to pay me.

Please how can I put on more weight and look more mature, that is, look my age, because people don't respect me a bit.

Sorry oh.....you need plenty of milk......?

karnafiu03:
PRESS RELEASE

SOLDIERS REPEL BOKO HARAM ATTACKS ON DAMATURU AS THEY ATTEMPT ATTACK ON DAMATURU, YOBE STATE CAPITAL.

Following credible information of planned efforts by Boko Haram terrorists to attack Damaturu, troops of Sector 2, Operation LAFIYA DOLE, successfully laid an ambush which led to the extermination of many Boko Haram Terrorists (BHTs), that attempted to attack Damaturu, Yobe State at about 5:15 pm, today Tuesday the 9th of April 2019.

The vigilant troops effectively ambushed the criminals few metres ahead of Maisandari community at the outskirts of the city of Damaturu.

The terrorists were overwhelmed by the superior fire power of the gallant troops and the well coordinated air support, from the Air Component of Operation LAFIYA DOLE.

Consequently, many terrorists met their waterloo, some were also wounded and the following items/equipments were recovered;
a. 2 x Gun Trucks
b. 2x Anti Aircraft Guns
c. 1 x 60 Millimetre Mortar
d. 4 x AK 47 Rifles
e. 1x General Purpose Machine Gun
f. 1,245 Rounds of 7.62 mm (NATO)

Troops have embarked on hot pursuit of the fleeing terrorists, mop up/combing of the general area is ongoing.

Further details and possible recoveries would be provided on completion of the mop up operations.

You are please requested to disseminate this information please.

NJOKA IRABOR
Lieutenant
Acting Assistant Director Army Public Relations
Sector 2 Operation LAFIYA DOLE
9 April, 2019

Boko haram is coming.....Nigerian army run run.......did you see them coming yes yes.......Abeg my broda pass me my gun.......?

ZIAZI:
Before some morons would start insulting d moslems, just know that it is an individual's problem and not d faith he professes. As a Pentecostal Christian, i've seen and heard worse scandals in Christendom, but I won't attack Christianity but d particular individual involved.

My friend shut up your mouth......with plenty mouth odor.......?