₦airaland Forum

9jaown:
How much?

Ask google for price....?

lacemose:
One of Nigeria's biggest bloggers, Linda Ikeji was pictured with her son, Jayce in France. She captioned the photos...

"Hello Cannes, baby J and I are here!�. Actually the whole squad is here...lol. I'm in Cannes, France for MIPTV (world content tradefair) and NITV and I'm so so excited. Even more thrilled that my family is here with me...�"

See photos...

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/04/linda-ikeji-pictured-with-jayce-in.html

Like play like play Linda don turn after one.......burning pikin

jamaicabakare:
Me joining the league very soon

I hope say you no wan kill somebody inside your family.......?

delectablegyal:
long I saw this report card. seeing it now reminds me of my primary school days. I took the first position through out. I'm the boss.

Bros this your lie get hunch back....na only you dey your class.......Bros lie ohhhhhh lie.....?

braine:
Attend church programs, meet and socialize. That's like the easiest place with less resistance or hostility from the woman you're looking for.

Church programs cannot give you a good wife......So many pretenders are in there.....?

Wife needed for marriage between the ages of 27-30 please take note slay queen are not included.........?

Redbox19:
I am 29, a dark skinned curvy female, Igbo, live in Lagos and gainfully employed.

I’m ready to start dating again, and I’m open to meeting someone here if he fits the bill.He can be from any tribe, but he should be a Christian.

I’m interested in meeting a man that’s 30-40 years old, gainfully employed as well, or running a financially stable business.
I mention finances because, if I click with the person I expect that we will be considering starting a family, and it will be nice to not worry about having the money.

I am open minded about this, and hope to meet someone who is too. Be sure of what you want, I will really like just mature minds here please.

Please don’t contact me if you’re a single dad, divorced, married, or is in a relationship, I have nothing against you I’m just not interested in the drama involved.

You can email me, and we will take it from there. Openminded1919@gmail.com

You put gmail address....why not phone number......?

realmedia:
Vera Sidika attempts to break the internet as she shows off her king-sized backside in nearly naked photo

Kenyan socialite, Vera Sidika, attempted to break the internet as she took to her Instagram to unleash her king-sized backside while posing in just a thong in this nearly naked photo..

[b]Full PHOTO>>[/b]https://onecornergizt..com/2019/04/vera-sidika-attempts-to-break-internet.html

See Yanch be like plasma television.......?

Cocoyamdcomedia:
Dear nairalanders,
I have just 200k in my account and my parents are already forcing me to get married. I told them to let me concentrate on my business first , they refused and saying No time. Please I need your advice on this matter.
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Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Ishlove

Bros you don see any when you like.....if yes give am belle.....quick quick

shobroy10:
U try sotey u occupied the whole page
Just tell us u went on a date

Bad belle pple

Pkingman:
HELP! My Wife Is Abnormal

Hello house, Pls I need mature advice on this issue.
I had to create this account as to remain anonymous.

I've been married for 2 years plus, with a son and expecting another.
The problem is that my wife is not proud of me, not proud to be associated with me and does not show excitement concerning me or gifts that I buy for her.. She is just too plain, too emotionless.

It started from our dating days.. We dated for a year plus.. She never wanted people to know about us. Always hiding me. As if the relationship was a secret. She never asked me for a pin.. I was happy she wasn't the demanding type.
When I proposed to her, I expected her to go over the moon, show excitement and flood social media with pictures.. But no way.
She was just mute and calm about it. She didn't even accept the idea of pre-wedding pictures when I suggested it.. Said it wasn't compulsory, she doesn't have time and energy for that..Few weeks later, she uploaded very beautiful studio pictures of herself alone in nice clothing, shoes, accessories on her facebook timeline without any caption about getting married or love.. Nothing about me at all.

Wedding came... She opted for a small quiet wedding.. Although we could afford a big wedding.. I was surprised.. So unfeminine... Women always prefer loud crowded weddings to show off.. She was supposed to be extremely excited as she was getting married esp at over 30 years when a woman is considered by societal standards to be hopeless and too old for marriage but no! She went about the whole festivities like nothing special was happening to her.

After the wedding, she didn't upload our wedding pictures on social media like normal women do. I then uploaded few pictures of us and tagged her. She immediately untagged herself and told me I could post whatever I wanted without necessarily tagging her.
Months after, she uploaded 2 pictures of herself alone in wedding gown and traditional attire.. None of mine till date.
She doesn't have any picture of me or us together on her facebook profile, she doesn't upload any picture of me or us on her whatsapp. It's always her picture alone or with our baby or her parents and siblings.
She hardly even takes pictures with me at social functions. She prefers personal pictures. Sometimes, she will even crop me out of her pictures and post only herself. She just keeps going on as if I don't exist. When I ask her why, she says she doesn't need to display me online to know she is married to me.
On my birthday, she didn't wish me HBD on any social media platform but she uploaded pictures of her 2 male colleagues at work(she is a medical doctor, a surgeon in training and planning to relocate abroad soon) and wished them HBD, wrote nice things about them.
Back home, all I got was a small get together, cake, drinks and gifts but I would have preferred to be acknowledged online as well. On her birthday, I dare not show her off or say anything on social media, she won't find it funny.. She prefers everything we do is private.
The part that breaks my heart is her attitude towards gifts.. When I met her, she was working, earning big, lived alone and had a car.I was happy she wasn't demanding or greedy... But I noticed if I buy her something, she just coldly thanks me and that's all. I am an Architect, working in a firm and also into private jobs.. I recently completed a project and was paid in millions.. I thought I should surprise my wife so I bought her a new car(an SUV).... She acted so plain.. Just said thank you and that was all.. Instead of displaying it all over social media platforms, write lovey dovey epistles about me and celebrate me like other women do.

By all standards, I am handsome, tall, dark, educated, nice guy, well to do, so why is she not proud to show me off?
Why does she not want me to show her off?

In all fairness, she has been a very nice partner so far but why this cold abnormal attitude ?This is not how women ought to behave.
I am getting tired already,i have discussed this with her but she doesn't wish to change.
What could be wrong with her?

Bros this your story they similar to my own......?

AutoJoshNIG:
Erem Emeka Nehemiah, more popularly known as “Ajebo” is one of Nigeria’s star comedian.

The University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Mass Communication started comedy while in secondary school at Nigerian Navy Secondary School Abeokuta.

Ever since then,  has made a name for himself in the Nigeria entertainment industry.

In July 2018, Comedian Ajebo made news when he wept uncontrollably at his white wedding with his wife, Uche.

Over the weekend, in celebration of Mother’s Day, Ajebo presented a car gift of a Lexus RS SUV to his wife.

Ajebo announced the car gift in an Instagram post.

He captioned the post thus:

"Happy mother's day Mrs Aj. One day, e go be bentley. @uchae_erem ❤❤❤�"

See photos below.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Comedia-Ajebo-Buys-Car-Wife-2-2.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Comedia-Ajebo-Buys-Car-Wife-5.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Comedia-Ajebo-Buys-Car-Wife-4.jpg?w=600&ssl=1


Source:

https://autojosh.com/comedian-ajebo-gifts-his-wife-a-lexus-rx-330-suv-in-celebration-of-mothers-dayphotos/

See him face like Cartoon Network

Officialgarri:
What's the essence of going to university when you graduate with pass

Mind your business......moral lessons.......?

Nickijoy:
Give it to your kids as what ??

Tissue paper.....?

EmagNig:
Nigerian model with tribal marks on her face, Adetutu, has taken a swipe at singer Simi for talking about people with tribal marks in her cover of the trending #FvckyouChallange song.

Adetutu, in her reaction mentioned that Simi's choice to use the phrase: "sè mo kòlá ní" which literally can be translated from the Yoruba Language as Do I look stupid?, is quite derogatory.

She wrote:



https://lailasnews.com/fvckyouchallange-model-with-tribal-marks-blasts-simi/

lalasticlala

That thing you call tribes mark na Yoruba tattoo oh

PrettyCrystal:
A family would have been thrown into lament after a python invaded a residential building in a community in Enugu state. The snake was killed before it could render any havoc.

According to an online report, the huge reptile crept into a bedroom through the window, sparking commotion and panic among the house occupants.

The neighbours mobilised themselves after an alarm was raised as they descended on the python and killed it in the process.

The family displayed the snake in the open after it was killed.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/03/huge-python-killed-after-invading-residential-building-in-enugu.html

Lala cum see pepper souptyns oh

naijafarmers:
The bank of industry is a parastatal under the Federal Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment, with a primary objective to provide financial aids for the establishment of large, medium and small projects. This body also helps businesses in the expansion, diversification, and modernization of other existing enterprises. (Wiki)

The Bank of Industry is targeted at financing plants and equipment, in a bid to promote the industrial sector of the economy, but does not actively involve itself with financing raw materials, lands and buildings.

Not so long ago, BOI launched an N11 billion empowerment program, tagged “The 0% Entrepreneurship Fund”, for unemployed Nigerian youths, to help promote entrepreneurship among youths, while creating a favorable environment for them to start their own businesses through easily serviced loans.

Criteria and Requirements to access the Bank of Industry Loan

A well written formal letter of application
* A copy of your certificate of business registration or incorporation
* Certified forms C02 and C07
* A copy of your certified true copy of memorandum and articles of association of the company
* 4 copies of your feasibility report
* Organizational structure and management
* Most recent audited accounts of the company if it had been in existence
* Quotations for items or equipment, from different sources
* Completed BOI questionnaire
* Declaration of outstanding liabilities
* Passport photographs
* Tax clearance certificates
* Acceptable Securities shall include a charge/security interest over all of the applicant’s assets, copyrights, rights, etc.

How to apply for Bank of Industry loan online – The Loan Application Portal
The portal was created for prospective SME customers who do not want to physically visit the bank to submit their forms. It also has the advantage of shortening the loan processing Turn-Around-Time (TAT) of the Bank. The portal has document uploading capability as well as allows the loan applicant select the preferred BOI State Office location where the application will be processed.

The loan application form can be accessed from www.boi.ng/apply

Steps on how to use the portal:
* Launch the website on your browser
* Click on the “Apply for loan now” call to action
* Fill in the form and hit the “Register here” button
* Check your email address for verification link and tracking code, and click to validate your account
* Once logged in, you can complete the form

A mail will be sent to you on successful application.

Source: https://naijafarmers.com/2019/02/17/bank-of-industry-loan-2019-how-to-apply-online/

This one pass visa application oh.......?

AutoJoshNIG:
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A Nigerian whose moniker on Twitter is @oraeekene narrated his ordeal with a biker rider in Imo State.

In his story, he stated why he tore the change given to him by the bike rider.

Read through his story and tell us if his actions make any sense to you.

Read his tweets below;

Bikeman wanted to cheat me of my change LOL when he finally gave me, i tore the money infront of him to tell him it was nothing to me It wasnt about the money. It was about the fact this year, no one will cheat me, no matter how small I will not tolerate nonsense.

I asked for my change nicely. He started his trash. Asked nicely again, started telling me a bullshit story. When i disagreed with him, told me i’m a liar, that i was lying. First salvo. Told him i wouldn’t let it go, that i have all day.

Told me to get out, put the key in the bike to turn it on. Held the bike told him he wasnt going anywhere. He then lied and said he was only clearing. I held on the bike. He told me to step aside or he would push me

I then stepped up right in his face. I told him i dare him. Told him he thinks i’m afraid to go one on one, or because i have stuff with me? that i’ll throw them away. He then backtracked, that he didnt say he’ll hit me, that i should just leave him

At that time my neighbour came around. Asked what was going on. He wanted to tell his bullshit, i told him to shut up, then told the true story to my neighbour. My neighbour turned to the bike man like ahn ahn. When he saw no one was on his side, told me to ‘take the money joor’

That’s when i lost it, tore the money infront of him. Told him it wasnt about the money but that no idiot will cheat me or talk to me anyhow. Then walked to my house


Source: https://autojosh.com/man-tore-change-by-bike-rider-imo/

If you wan know man wen stingy na so so change dem go dey tear any how for road.........?

Davash222:
Please who are they

Your fadas brodas.......uncle p

comshots:
I tap into hushpuppi grace.

Are you a palm wine tapper......swahilli is a laff

EdoNation:
A Young Man Who Apparently  Stole A Motorcycle Gets Burnt To Ashes In Gwada Niger State , It is gathered by Viralmula.com that the young man grabbed the bike from the rider when it stopped to pick up a customer.

Luck ran out for the young man as passersbys caught up with him and as seen on the footage shared on Viralmula.Com he was burnt to ashes by the crowd.

More >>>> Source : http://viralmula.com/2019/03/young-man-stole-motorcycle-gets-burnt-ashes-gwada-niger-state/

This human barb b que

EdoNation:
A boy was stripped, bound, and paraded naked after he was allegedly caught stealing chickens.

In photos shared online, the naked boy can be seen with his hands tied behind his back and the chickens hanging from his bound hands.
It is gathered by Viralmula.Com That this incident happened in a small village in the north

Villagers who came out to watch him being paraded for theft can be seen laughing at the boy's sadness.

More >>>> Source : http://viralmula.com/2019/03/alleged-chicken-thief-stripped-bare-and-tied-up-with-his-loot/

Moral lesson.......thou shall not steal another mans fawo......?

Ecstasy154:
President Muhammadu Buhari has given the nod to Ahmad Lawan as senate president and Femi Gbajabiamila as speaker of the house of representatives in the in-coming national assembly, TheCable can report.

The duo, who are currently the leaders of the APC caucus in the upper and lower chambers of the national assembly, enjoyed the support of the president in 2015 but Senate President Bukola Saraki and Yakubu Dogara, speaker of the house of reps, teamed up with some Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) lawmakers to edge them out.

While Lawan did not get the opportunity to go head-to-head with Saraki, Gbajabiamila lost to Dogara by eight votes.

However, Saraki is out of the way, having left the APC for the PDP and lost his re-election bid.

Dogara is also not expected to put a fight as PDP, his new party, does not have enough numbers in the house of reps.

In the red chamber, APC has 25 seats more than PDP while the ruling is clearly ahead of PDP by 100 seats in the green chamber.

Last week when he announced his ambition to lead the senate, Lawan, who represents Yobe north, said the ruling party will do things differently in choosing the leadership of the 9th national assembly because it had learnt its lessons in 2015.

“We are not in any way thinking that we will have crises; it is not what we are envisaging at all. But let me say that our party, the APC, must have learnt its lessons, and therefore, the party leadership will do something differently this time,” he had said at a press conference in Abuja.

Lawan was elected into the house of representatives in 1999 and got into the senate in 2007. The 60-year-old is a graduate of the University of Maiduguri where he read geography. He also has a postgraduate diploma in land survey, an MSc and PhD in Remote Sensing and Geographic Information System (GIS), all from the University of Cranfield, United Kingdom.

On his part, Gbajabiamila, who represents Surulere 1 federal constituency of Lagos state, is an ally of Bola Tinubu, a national leader of the APC. He was first elected into the green chamber in 2003.

A law graduate from the University of Lagos, he started his career with the Bentley, Edu and Co law firm in Lagos before he established his own firm, Femi Gbaja and Co. where he was principal partner. Gbajabiamila later returned to John Marshall Law School in the US and was said to have graduated top of his class, earning himself a juris doctorate. He set up a law firm and had a brief stint of practice in the US after he passed his Georgia bar exams in 2001. Later, he returned to Nigeria to join politics.

The national working committee (NWC) of the ruling party was in a meeting with the newly elected APC members in the house of representatives on Monday when this report was filed.

Speaking at the Yar’Adua Center, Abuja, where the politicians gathered, Adams Oshiomole, national chairman of the APC, made it clear that the purpose of the meeting is to ensure that the party produce the leadership of the lower chamber.

“We will ensure that we have a leadership of the national assembly that share the vision of the executive . Although we stick to separation of power and unless the various arms pursue the same agenda it is difficult for the executive to fulfil its promises and legislative backing is often require for most of the executive actions,” Oshiomhole said.

https://www.thecable.ng/exclusive-buhari-favours-lawan-gbaja-to-lead-9th-national-assembly/amp

If the 9th assembly will bring good tidings to this country no problem.....let them go ahead with their leadership ......?

Fizzymike1:
God Beg pick my call now biko

My son what is your number........?

collinsuchendu:
From: collinsuchendusblog.com

The Koma people became recognized as Nigerians in 1961, a year after independence, along with the old provinces of Northern Cameroon. Today Koma is part of the seven districts of Ganye local government in Adamawa State.

Koma is a relatively primitive hill-dwelling ethnic group in Northern Adamawa, in the Atlantika Mountains, which shares a border with Southern Cameroun. Hill-dwellers are spread through the South and South-West of these mountains, including many on the Cameroonian side.

There are 21 Koma villages in the Cameroonian side of the Alantika Mountains and 17 villages on the Nigerian side.

The Koma have their own language, known as Koma, with an estimated 61,000 speakers. It is a member of the Niger–Congo language group.

They are committed to their traditional culture. The men wear loincloths and women wear fresh leaves. Koma men are much more receptive to wearing of contemporary clothes than the women.

The belief still holds firmly that if women wear clothes, they would incur the wrath of the gods with visitation of either death or barrenness.

When the government authorities made it mandatory in some markets for people to put on clothes, the women would put cloth wrappers over the leaves only in the market, and remove them on their way back to the hills.

As a mark of acceptance and friendship, a Koma man may share his wife with friends, especially visitors.

Among the Komas, a twin birth is regarded as evil, and twins are considered abominable so much so that until recently babies of multiple births used to be buried alive with the women who had the 'misfortune' of being their mothers.

This obnoxious practice of twins killing is out of vogue among Komas who dwell on the plains, but in the out-of-the-way settlements on the hills, the ancient practice still thrives without obstruction.


Source: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/03/meet-koma-people-of-adamawa-state-where.html?m=1

Now I know where atifku is coming from.......?

chelseaeternity:
From: collinsuchendusblog.com

Transformer thief severely burnt as power is restored during his operation in Bassa, Kogi State. 

Cc: lalasticlala

Watch video here: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/03/transformer-thief-severely-burnt-as.html?m=1

Moral lesson stop stealing......?

ebusnwaoma:
Parents of Success, the little girl who was sent home over school fees in Delta, have narrated how they almost killed Success whose video now changed their lives. Punch reported that Success’ father, Godwin Adegor, is a commercial motorcyclist, popularly known as okada rider, while her mum sells recharge cards and raw eggs. They also have two other children – Gift and Marvelous – who are in Junior Secondary School.

The parents also recounted how they almost killed Success whose video now changed their lives. The girl's father said his wife once contemplated aborting her when she became pregnant,  and even took a poisonous substance to get rid of her.

“I knew she would be a great child. That was why I gave her the name Success. We received many favours on the day she was given birth to. Let me tell you a short story about Success. After our second child, my wife said she didn’t want to give birth to another child.“When she was pregnant with Success, she decided to drink ‘Angle 90’ (a poisonous substance). She said she wanted to die. I convinced her that rather than kill yourself, have the baby so that you could sell it for N500,000. But she said she wouldn’t sell her baby.

“On the day Success was born, somebody that had owed me N100,000 paid the debt. Money was just coming from different areas. As we were receiving the goodwill, I told my wife that if we had terminated the pregnancy, would these favours have come to us? It was because of the goodwill that has always followed her that made me named name Success.

“She has been receiving blessings from every corner since she was born. There was a day a soldier who stopped the vehicle that was taking them (our children) to see their grandmother at Kwale, gave her the bread he had bought for his family. The soldier said he liked the way my daughter was talking. Anywhere she goes, she always receives favour. She has won a scholarship before. The scholarship was given to her by a governor’s aide,” he said.

https://unclesuru.com/2019/03/23/we-almost-killed-success-now-her-video-has-changed-our-lives-parents/

This man don dey lie......oh

AnalQueenluci:
Am nt married

Ok......make we stew na......A single broda n a single sister stewing 2geda no be crime.....tink am na....just imagine am ..... he go sweet sha.......?

Mrbolt555:
I've been fvucking her for a while now. And trust me she not like any other typical olosho u see. She's smart and very pretty. I really like her. It's not all about sex all the time. We talk alot while on the bed naked. She's really cool and special. She tell me about the predicament that got her into the conditions she's in and I can't lie Its really touching! She older than me thought but I don't give af bout that! I'm naturally not an emotional person so it's hard for me to show affection towards someone especially women. Oh well let's see how it goes!

Do whatever thing your heart tells you.....Is she not a human being.......put age differs aside ok......?

Ayodele70:
It looks like former big brother Naija contestant, Tokunbo Idowu, popularly known as TBoss, is expecting her first child.

Going by pictures she has recently been posting on Instagram, her followers are already asking if they should start buying baby items. 

The 34-year-old reality star has been low-key on social media and public events for a while now.

Recent pictures she has been sharing shows her looking all preggy. See some below...

Some people are tweeting about it already, see their reactions HERE.


http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/03/is-tboss-pregnant-with-her-first-child-photos.html

If na true sey she get belle nie be sey her shakara don end endo........swahilli na laff