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YourImaginaryBF:
they clearly are more educated than you. That is why they control the affairs of this nation.

Only an illiterate reason like you do

Priscy01:
Who else observe the last pishure

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Hadewahley:
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pweeryambre:
She's actually very attractive, and I'm a Lady

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bellotaofeek:
You don't know Lagos people , they will turn you to apere ajase

Won pe e ni sisi, inu re n dun

Unsad:
On behalf of Yorubas home & abroad we hereby disown this thing and officially hands her over to the Developing people of Biafra wholeheartedly

Maheeda no be Yoruba now..... Nothing to disown

Divay22:
Zip up and throw the keys inside the ocean, until you're married...
God lead me not into temptation

Why will a non virgin zipup. Its difficult to preserve an already opened drink

dumie:
Is this the norm now, to return the Bride Price
She should have just stayed with her Lebanese husband and not this end time ooni

fear dey catch you......don't worry, I won't return your bride price

kennygee:
Asides these boobs, what else does she have going for her?

The tits are going for her

Riwo11:
I mean very unromantic... They don't even deserve to have a female friend talk more of a girl lover.
Ahh.. The only thing they know is "baby oya naa you go come weekend for my place" and the girl go carry body come, it will be all about bed racing and in each 5 mins both will be sweating and breathing like people that climbed olumo rock.
Some cannot even kiss well.. But let me not even go that side.
No! guys. No!!.
Learn to be romantic. Learn to be caring.. That girl you think that can't offer you anything but sex happens to be the way you made her, since you only give her nothing except white drops of semiliquid substance in a 5 secs electrifying mood.
No. Guys.. Be romantic. I mean show her you love her.
Many girls are not that demanding, but be romantic to give her money for hair once she post online.. "This is my natural hair".
In fact take her to a saloon and let her make her choice hair style.
When ever she posts "make up free day", it is a lie. Call her and give her money to buy plenty foundations and other make up kits.
Adore her. Be like "you look sweet, your hair is lovely, your make up is so cool. I love the way your lipstick goes same colour with your shoe."
Guy have you not observed that she almost have same pairs of panties and bras..
Ahh ahh. Bro. Don't always rush to pull what you don't know the price.
Go to super market. Buy her panties and different sets of underwear.. The owner of the shop will not chase you away. Lols..
You can even help her to wash them.
Can't you see that your babe have this body odour. Not that she smells, but buy her perfumes, body sprays, roll on, in different fragrances. You will still be the person to enjoy her neatness.
Take your girl to movies, sit by her side, hold her hand and watch movie with her.
Girls are gossip and they enjoy doing with their man. Why not be her gossip mate; gossip with her very well.
Be crazy for your girl. Tell her how you want her to be.. Tell her "baby, I don't want you to wear black pant today, why not wear that pinky pant with side rope.
It is not only when you call her you tell her "I love you" at the end of conversation. No no.. Borrow words from Shakespeare. write love lines; send her early enough to read once she is awakes; tell her how you love her in each line.
Guy don't just stay inside d room waiting for your bae to cook and bring food for you from the kitchen.. You are off from work and what are you doing .. "Nothing". Join her and make the cooking fun so that even if the food is not tasty you won't even observe while eating..
Don't forget to give her money, pocket money, chopping money, shopping money, in fact place her on salary scheme.
Place a standing order with your bank to always recharge her line with a certain amount of money from your account at intervals.
Bae can be very romantic if actually you are. Take the lead and that is why you are the man. She will reciprocate well.
Don't allow her to have any opportunity of finding joy from any other man and she will cheat on you.
ciolayemi.sylva
Let me come and be going....
Anyway am waiting for your bashing o
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Slavery. Everything you wrote about pleasing her have to do with money and time consuming while....

Everything she needs to do to make him happy is in probably 5-10 mins, no money involve.

GloriaNinja:
YORUBA FOODS SHA. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AGAIN. HE SHOULD COME LET ME TEACH HIM HOW TO COOK JOLLOF RICE.

Omo Igbo, you want to teach him how to cook jollof rice? Teach people in your neighborhood first

Marvel1206:
There is nothing like 150% as percentage is /100 so there's gotta be something wrong with the question.

Se as you dey embarrass yourself

No uniform? Which school allows mufti

cummando:
1st one
X/100 *4=1/2
4x/100=1/2
8x=100
X=12.5(ans)

2nd one
150/100*14=x
210/10=x
X=21(ans)

My reward

no2 is straightforward, olodo in op yen

Narldon:



IKECHUKWU EZENWA


FOOTBALL AGE: 28


YET, MY UNCLE


WHOM IS SUPPOSEDLY 20 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM


IS NOT YET BALD LIKE THIS...

People do get bald as early as 24-25

Moreover, he's a goalkeeper, they are like wine. The older they get, the better

naptu2:
Fox Sports are the sponsors, so it should be on Fox Sport on Startimes.

tanx...hope it ll be use in FIFA ranking

Which station will show it

Amarabae:
Men,men,men!
Ok o

Not all of us, I once dated a girl that didn't know where I live for 6 months. She wanted to be sure I wasn't a ghost

Laveda:
Just because this lady declined that their first date should be at his house, she got the insult of her life from the guy she was supposed to meet with, I thought it's supposed to be a mutual thing


http://orjisblog.com.ng/2017/09/11/just-because-the-lady-declined-that-their-first-date-should-be-at-his-house-she-got-the-insult-of-her-life/

laveda, be careful o....That guy might be a ritualist.

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Evaberry:
I love talking about sex


I don't know why the society shame women when they talk about sex, it's wrong and baseless.


Sex is very important in a relationship but sadly some individuals have prioritise sex above other things

You are not a woman.....stop trying so hard

OboOlora:
Hahahahaha, this got me smiling. The guy clapped like 'Olohun mu e, o ti bor si panpe aiye'

your moniker though.....smh

unapapadeycraze:
can i hear you say lanicky. she is the most cultured nairalander i know here. very pretty lady. i love her. if you are to marry a nairalander, who would it be?

I will wife edwife

Use Mukina2 as babymama and

Optional1 as a girlfriend

MrCallistus1:
Please someone should help. I can't login into this site. I mean the user interface is just too plain. Can't see where to login to view ma profile. All u see is login details to take the test which have closed and I haven't gotten a single text or mail since I registered. THOSE OF U SAVVY ON THIS PLEASE HELP. PLEASE

lol.. .test is over. You have no biz with the site for now until shortlisted candidates are posted

greggng:
Use your tongue to count your teeth

Olodo

greggng:
Npower only asked a simple question that requires simple answer. For your info Npower will post list of selected applicants on their various social media's including nairaland. Just watchout for that. And for some of you that come here to insult the admin, pls proceed with caution

Is that a threat?

GloriaNinja:
THE WOMAN MUST BE A DOG. WTF? THE DUDE LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA. SHAMELESS PILE OF SHIT.

Women no dey look face fukk. They are more interested in the performance than the performer

VickyRotex:
Awwwwwnnnn!!!!!!!! Optional1, you are so sweet!

Thank you so much for the prayers and wishes. Amen!!!! God Bless you so much, my love.

I'm so sorry for the late response. Its been a busy and amazing day for me. Trust me, I had fun. I am so grateful to God for surrounding me with amazing people, of which you are one of them! I Bless the day I met you too.

You are Loved, You are Blessed and You are cherished!!!

Je t'aime beaucoup ma Soeur (((Hugs)))

Happy womb escape Oluwavicky.....longue vie et prospérité

eyeon:
I just want to compare your thoughts with the one I've got here.
I know some people who do not go to Church but do live good Christian lives. But based on the way we're being compelled to go to Church almost all the time...
The question I have to ask is this:
Does Not Going To Church Make You A Bad Christian?
Your thoughts.
Cc. Lalasticlala.

No, but not going to Church brings your Christianity into questioning

Saintsammurai:
So you cant keep aside 4,000 out of 18,000 for offering.

So, you think a family man can live on 14k per month. You hypocrite!