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darmielola2:
nose' kinda pointed but not so obvious

The pointed nose is ok

All time top scoring defender in EPL, JT is joint top with 38goals. Captain fantastic!

darmielola2:
okay here you go "mmmuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"

***Grab her waist, planted french kisses on her lips***
Hope no one is watching

darmielola2:
lol' if i do that' am not loyal

The players ain't loyal too, next season Rooney might be in blue jersey

dannyben5:
who we go kill again make dem come out

Yesoo, Kill them all!!!

darmielola2:
nah! my fellow united fans will be annoyed if i do that

Let's do it in the closet!
I no go kiss and tell

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED.....Won mi wa ti ti ti!

Its long overdue, first EPL since 2010.....I must trek from UK to London

darmielola2:
i was about giving you a deep kiss not until i realised you are a chelsea fan #angry

Plssssssss, I need that kiss like kilode, who will reject such offer from an angel like you. It doesn't matter if you support the devil

Luv u JT! Won o ni wo tan!

darmielola2:
its not witchcraft baby' i love man utd

Man united 4th place is sealed. If only van gaal can drop that folder next season

Princecalm:
Nuturing a female in Igbo land is like an investment because it will surely yield fruits.

fruits like mango?

One Cech!

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
Thread Closed.
Who is desmond elliet

Idiot

Dapo777:
I was here.

Seun why u no reply dipo na? Lol

level don change now

#2007 set

blank:
This was the first topic ever on Nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/4/nairaland-nigerian-forum#7

5:19pm On Mar 14, 2005

An ordinary cybercafe attendant is now the owner of a big site called Nairaland. Aahhhh......nkan nbe!

moHot:
We have been here since inception

Time registered: May 30, 2008

MaximusMeridius:
Exactly all Nigerian do is watch Africa magic where the theme of every movie is either Jazz, husband or wife snatching, or rituals for money. They dull themselves with Africa magic and then they dull themselves with religion. They turn all these low level actors and pastors into their role models and then they get annoyed when you say they are dull!



Poverty of the mind!

Nigerians are not dull, check every sector (Education, sports, Music, Health etc) in the World, you ll see at least five Nigerians doing wonders there.

ireneony:
is desmond now a legislator
wen? and how

every time your Dstv is either on Africa magic or Telemundo. How you go take know?

Airforce1:
almost ready

Come june 15th, history is gonna be made.

Tell your friends about it

make I quote you before you deny this statement tomorrow

pinkjacket9:
After seeing these photos, I know why Ubi Franklin spent over 30 million naira on her. Hell, if I was him I would spend way more than that.



The Triple MG first lady shared these new photos of himself and got all her fans drooling.

Hmmmm……..*sighs*


https://instagram.com/p/1_adX5BMBV/

I m ready to spend on you only if......

Shoro niyen

***Modified*****
Seems someone is close to his family

taylormed2:
When ur phone falls in water give it an alcohol bath alcohol %90 up the alcohol occupies the phone and prevents corrosion from particles in dirty water after givin it the bath leave to dry under 30mins due to its high rate of evaporation and it won't short circuit ur board since it does nt conduct electricity

Wrong approach!

When your phone gets into water, the first approach is to prevent short circuit of the board. This can be achieved by dismantling the phone and putting it under direct Sunlight. You can also apply the raw rice method stated here. After 24hrs, you can put your phone together and test it for use for the first time. Now, application of spirit/alcohol can take place if necessary

bukatyne:
Nigerian society measure the headship or 'goodness' of a husband based on his pocket.

They also see the headship as a license to do as they wish aka unquestionable

A typical Nigerian husband wants to be the 'head' So his pockets has to be heavier than that of his wife.

A number of women do not want to marry a husband that is not the 'head'

Some of the women who earn higher are also very heady too

Oya, give us the conclusion of the matter

taylormed2:
Y ah no go argue I'm passing a point browse it out google it

You still don't get it, the first thing to do when your phone get soaked with water has nothing to do with alcohol or any liquid for that matter