₦airaland Forum

njuwo:
Is that why everyone is laughing? And why is it funny to them and not me?

Getting ready for violence tomorrow

njuwo:
Somebody should please tell me what is on the picture. I switched off my opera mini's images to manage my mb like every other humble Nigerians.

Pliers and screwdrivers

pinkycute:
I hope so

Don't be scared....I know so

pinkycute:
Ooh dear lord....
What is our men of this days, are turning into
Hmmmmmm
Am kind of scared now...

We still have good guys

Mogidi:
Am saying APC won overwhelmingly against Fayose on the internet, but we all know who won the actual election.

How many polls were conducted between Fayose and Fayemi?

We are talking about 5-7 different polls here and Gej did not win any

morethanadoll:
I was only stating my opinion about it. Most of those things aren't seen in America.

Are you schooling in America?

kennygee:
Did Amaechi pay Nairaland for posts about him today?

I don't get.



Looks like he wet his pants.

Wetin your eyes dey find?

Airforce1:
if nobody talk bout you, then you're a nobody

Bros ignore them and face your life

Bless

Finaly, first verse of the first track of the album is out

pastorKosiso:
All this guys that won't get a wife but end up spoiling someone else's wife...na wa.
After i pay bride price, buy wedding rice for peoole way i no even sabi me,give gift to people way put #10 for envelope, then one yeye boy wan come break my marriage
The thunder way go fire them dey for fridge dey block...

That's the evidence that you didn't read the story

ireneidiva:
Comfort means you are expecting troubles so that child will be a comfort to you when the troubles come. Patience means distress is coming and the child will patiently wait for the distress to be over. Plus those are english words not names. If you don't have a good name, just name the child in your native language.

OK.

ireneidiva:
Everything is wrong with those names.

like?

beejay247:
Thank you bro, but I can't find those avast devices

Uninstall all your network cards from (Control panel->System->Device manager)
Restart your computer.
Let windows attempt to install your network card for you.

Also, do this:

1. Click Start, type regedit in the Start Search box and press Enter.
2. Navigate to the following key:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\RunOnce

3. Right click RunOnce and select Export to make a backup.
4. In the right plane, delete the value referenced to rundll32.
5. Quit Registry Editor.

Then, restart the computer to test the issue

Momma2:
Comfort, Patience

Anything wrong with those names?

Momma2:
My hubby and i were visiting a friend of his yesterday.
We are quite friendly with each other so no awkward hugs and all.
However, something strange happened yesterday.
I went into the kitchen to get something to eat,
while i was there, he came in and tried to hug me.

I didn't think much of it but he continued to put his arm's around me and rub me.
I pulled away gently only for me to turn around and see a huge erection.
I acted as though i didn't notice and ran from the kitchen.

He is quite close to my hubby but i feel as though i should tell my husband.

Your candid opinion please.

Run away from such family, also inform your hubby

Verse 1: (Davido)
Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki
everybody shoki, shoki shoki
and the request say shoki, shoki shoki
everybody shoki, shoki shoki
Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki
everybody shoki, shoki shoki
oya shoki, shoki shoki
shoki, shoki shoki


I am looking for that shorty,
with the baddest shoki,
find everybody they shoki
I be you still dey look for johnny,
but if you ke gets for body,
the town will go make you the shorty
david please don't stop it
I wanna see you drop it now
for me now
on this ground
oya down

Chorus: (Kesh)
Oya shoki kin shoki
E bami wa omoge to ba yodi haa
Mio ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon'di haa
All I want er to do is to shoki
Shoki kin shoki ha!

Shoki kin shoki haa
bami wa omoge to ba yodi haa
Mio ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon'di haa
All I want er to do is to shoki
Shoki kin shoki haa!

shoki, shoki haa shoki
shoki haa shoki (repeat x7)

Verse 2: (Kesh)
Won'lewo n'mo gbe de yii
Ejoo ijo shoki 'leleyi
Ejoo ijo igboro leleyi
Anyway Awon butty le Jo si no problem
No'wo si'waju k'ejika maa lo sotun sosi
Maa fo soke die die
Ose Oya f'ako si
e f'ako si

Oya shoki kin shoki
In d club anything we are popping
E Bami w'omo to sexy o jare ko wa Jo shoki fun mi o jare No problem
shoki kin shoki no problem
In d club anything we are popping
E Bami w'omo to sexy o jare ko wa Jo shoki fun mi o jare eh o dare

Chorus: (Kesh)
Oya shoki kin shoki
E bami wa omoge to ba yodi haa
Mio ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon'di haa
All I want er to do is to shoki
Shoki kin shoki ha!

Shoki kin shoki haa
bami wa omoge to ba yodi haa
Mio ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon'di haa
All I want er to do is to shoki
Shoki kin shoki haa!

shoki, shoki haa shoki
shoki haa shoki (repeat x7)


Verse 3: (Olamide)
Auntie Tope timilehin
kini buruku e t'egbe seyin
ki lo wa n tiyin loju
K'ejo shoki en f'owo boju
Furo rabata we t'eku
gbe wa saye ma lo ja bata ye mi o ma le salaye
Bere lowo taye
Ha! Shoki da e wo
Won 'ni gba nibi 'Tawon alasi wa
Oya je'n ponke
Haaa!! Shoki shoki kin ma wa e wa le mon
Oya je'n ponke
Shoki shoki ka de ma pade mon

Chorus: (Kesh)
Oya shoki kin shoki
E bami wa omoge to ba yodi haa
Mio ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon'di haa
All I want er to do is to shoki
Shoki kin shoki ha!

Shoki kin shoki haa
bami wa omoge to ba yodi haa
Mio ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon'di haa
All I want er to do is to shoki
Shoki kin shoki haa!

shoki, shoki haa shoki
shoki haa shoki (repeat x7)