₦airaland Forum

Cho cho cho...no unity

They divided the continent with different colonisers

Future impossible tense

He should be sacked asap

Congrats Arsenal

Dem no dey call Paul for shows again

Something must kill a man

TheStoriesOfMan:
Don't worry, when Nigerian candidates writes WAEC and NECO exams on computers like JAMB, malpractice will reduce to zero.

Not until we fix power and internet glitches

Other parts white n black

Baba too clean

Just say the malpratices that you could detect. A lot happened that was not in the open

Someĥ
A total of 1,496 candidates were involved in malpractice, as against 3,878 in 2025.

Sirchiboy:
What got you irritated by someone you once had a crush on or liked very much?

Nothing..the feeling is still strong

yarofearless:
Source: https://yaroinsider.ng/extortion-tactics-by-lecturers-grades-tertiary-institutions/

Peculiar to naija higher institution

dre11:
Cost-reflective monthly salary for Nigerian workers stands at ₦372,000, data shows



• Housing, transport account for 60 per cent of cost

• 2027 election campaign to shape wage debate

• Review, workers’ demand must be evidence-based, employers warn

• ‘Labour productivity must match new wage floor’




https://guardian.ng/news/cost-reflective-monthly-salary-for-nigerian-workers-stands-at-%e2%82%a6372000-data-shows/

1m or nothing

Marvieduke:
Is this fashion or madness?

Rubbish

The culprits should be brought to book

Evaress:
My sister, open your eyes. If your man is doing these ones, he is not a boyfriend, he is the Public Relations Officer for all women.

1. His phone is always on DND.
His phone is always face-down, on silent, on airplane mode, inside pocket, inside freezer. You can never see his screen. If you mistakenly touch his phone, he will jump like NEPA just bring light.

2. He has plenty female "besties" and "cousins".
Every girl is "just my friend," "na my sister," "na my cousin from my mother side." Oga has more sisters than Mary Slessor.

3. He is too sweet with words.
He sabi sweet talk pass Kilishi seller. "You are different," "I have never felt like this before" — sister, he has told 17 girls that same line this week.

4. He never posts you, but he is always online.
He can post his food, his shoes, his dog, his POS business, but he can never post you. Yet he is viewing all the big ikebe girls on Instagram story by 2am.

5. He is always busy on weekends.
Monday to Friday he loves you. Saturday and Sunday — "Babe I dey busy, I get family meeting." Family meeting every weekend? Na lie.

6. Different perfumes.
You will start perceiving different female perfumes on his shirt. He will say na his female colleague hug am. Sister, how many colleagues dey hug am per day?

7. He doesn't want to define the relationship.
If you ask "What are we?" he will say "Why you dey rush? Let things flow." Yes, things are flowing — flowing to 5 other girls.

8. His exes are still calling.
His phone will ring, "My ex just dey disturb me, I don block am." But every day ex dey disturb. You be INEC office?

9. He compliments every woman.
He will tell you your friend is fine, your sister is hot, even your mother looks young. Oga eye no dey rest.

My sister, na womanizer you dey date. Pack your slippers and run before he adds you to his WhatsApp broadcast list.

Tomorrow..I will see signs that you are dating a manlzer on the front page

AnonPoet:
The onourable Minister Of Works, Engr Dave Umahi inspected the ongoing repair works on the 1st Niger Bridge in Onistha, Anambra State/Delta State

It was an amazing job that the Minister is doing for our people

Glad to see that work is almost 93 percent completed

Thank you President Bola Ahmed Tinubu for all you are doing for Nigerians

My people of South East are grateful and will reciprocate it at the poll come January 2027

The onourable Minister Of Works, Engr Dave Umahi inspected the ongoing repair works on the 1st Niger Bridge in Onistha, Anambra State/Delta State

It was an amazing job that the Minister is doing for our people

Glad to see that work is almost 93 percent completed

Thank you… pic.twitter.com/RXyiI0bXAi

— Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. (@Onsogbu) September 23, 2026

The First Niger Bridge, which connects Onitsha in Anambra State with Asaba in Delta State, has been completed.

In August 2026, Umahi inspected the bridge after vandals stole bolts, expansion joints, iron bars, and other structural components.

Today, the repairs are finished!… pic.twitter.com/V230p1k7LY

— F O L U🚀 (@FOLVSHO) September 23, 2026

His days are numbered

NOETHNICITY:
Nigerian Football Captain Embraces Islam

A video making the rounds on X shows the captain of the Nigerian national football team taking the Shahada and embracing Islam.

May Allah guide him, strengthen his faith and make his journey a source of goodness. 🤲🏾☪️

🚨William Troost-Ekong has taken the Shahadāh and accepted Islām in Qatār. pic.twitter.com/FSg4pcsmos

— SarkinFOTO (@FotoNugget) September 23, 2026

https://dailytrust.com/ex-super-eagles-captain-william-troost-ekong-converts-to-islam/

Which captain

He cost us the last WC

Worst player to captain Eagles

AsomughaChuks02:
The works minister Senator David Umahi, has ordered the removal of all advertising billboards on the Niger bridge in Onitsha and replacement with President Tinubu's billboards immediately after the ongoing repairs of the bridge is complete. The minister stated that this was to appreciate President Tinubu for the unprecedented infrastructural developments in the south east.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1384048283883359/?app=fbl



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_BChGTBAlI?si=iWGP2SzE20kjy9Gz

With tax payers money

If it didn't matter in 2023..it wont matter in 2027

Stop chasing shadows

Alert is not enogh

If acc bal no reflect payment...na scam

Thank God for mobile app, you can check acc bal in few secs

Still a loss compared to previous yrs

fergie001:
Enough talk. Time to fight.

TYSON FURY vs. ANTHONY JOSHUA.
Friday December 11.
LIVE from the UK – and only on Netflix.
#FuryJoshua

Wrong timing for Joshua...hes not ready mentally

UK ...how is it going now, dont follow US

nlfpmod:

Man changes his mind and turns back after attempting to take his own life.

Follow @NaijaTrend_1 pic.twitter.com/u4fuOgk9Pb

— Naija Trend (@NaijaTrend_1) September 23, 2026

He later poisoned himself.


https://x.com/JoJom_5/status/2103034190002311448

Fair enough...he chose an easier path

obembet:
If you can remember the name of this movie just by looking at this picture, then you’re a real OG

Give me another movie that’s even more brutal than this one, and you’ll get free subscriptions for the next month. 😈🔥

Good afternoon boss @39kousin pic.twitter.com/WQXH2oiJWl

— obembet (@obembet2015) September 22, 2026

Cyborg..89/90s or so

They will all rot in jail

You go explain taya

Funke no dey attend other people's event

Ori Amo

Stay away from gambling