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Education / Re: LASPOTECH ADMISSION 2014/2015 FOR ALL LEVELS NOW AVAILABLE 08183700201 HURRY!!! by femmefatale: 5:52am On Sep 14, 2014
Please how much is their tuition fee and acceptance? And is the second admission list out pls?
Pets / Re: 10 Monogamous Animals That Mate For Life by femmefatale: 6:55pm On Sep 11, 2014
maltina: hey I know some married women that are promiscuous too
Yeah of course, dre are, just dat they aint as much as married men.
Pets / Re: 10 Monogamous Animals That Mate For Life by femmefatale: 6:53pm On Sep 11, 2014
Odoemacyril: same wit u ladies
I'm not disputing dat fact @ all my point now is we have more unfaithful men dan women
Pets / Re: 10 Monogamous Animals That Mate For Life by femmefatale: 5:49pm On Sep 11, 2014
faithboi: and so the blame game starts...u r right anywaiz,cos all women are faithful,abi?
u got mi laughing dre. Frankly speaking, all ladies aint faithful but I can beat my chest on dis dat d % of men dat cheat is much more dan dat of women. On a scale of 1-10, 9.99999 men cheat while .5 ladies cheat(dats 1 lady out of 20). Unless u wanna b biased here, u sure knw we have more faithful women than men.
Romance / Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by femmefatale: 5:55pm On Sep 10, 2014
macof:
madam pls be smart with your relationship and future. You both need to have understood eachother from the beginning.

To me, a relationship is already a commitment only that it is meant to evolve into something bigger, when you've spent enough time (not too much time) together you should know if you continue or you end it..
Hmm.... Tnx

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Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 6:22pm On Sep 09, 2014
kessco: Op, so true though men cheat but if you can abide by the above, be sure to be among the successful relationships.
Hmm....
Romance / Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by femmefatale: 6:18pm On Sep 09, 2014
macof:
You better find your level because sure a man is not ready for you.
Exactly, but he doesn't wanna let go yet he's nt ready 2 commit. He begs each time I say no more.
Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 7:26pm On Sep 08, 2014
runnazz:

yeah a cheat might actually not repent but i think this blog is actually on point tho ...if there is love,communication ,respect i don't see why it would be difficult to make a man love his woman more...cos i blv my wife should be my best friend,my paddy,my queen, my sister,my moms(sometimes),my babe,my pet(sometimes),my muse,my lover,my btch,my lady,my personal freak(for me alone or somebody dies from multiple gun shot wounds... truly speaking wetin man dey find again for woman....speaking for myself sha grin angry
Easier said....wait till u r in d shoe nd let's see hw u wear it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Woman With World's Largest Hands by femmefatale: 5:55pm On Sep 08, 2014
qlp007: This one Na super power
Na real super power o.
Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 5:54pm On Sep 08, 2014
mapist:



I v neva cheated and will NEVA do.
Hmmm......tell me dat again. Why do I find dat hard 2 blive? Well mayb u r just starting.
Nairaland / General / Meet The Woman With World's Largest Hands by femmefatale: 10:18pm On Sep 07, 2014
Meet the woman who doctors believe has the 'world’s biggest hands' - weighing almost one and a half stone each. For more than 50 years, shop owner Duangjay Samaksamam, from Surin Province,Thailand, has suffered from an extremely rare and painful affliction that leaves her limbs permanently swollen. Moving can be very painful and even the simplest tasks, such as washing and combing her hair, are extremely difficult for the single 59-year-old. Embarrassed by her condition, Duangjay spent the first 20 years of her life as a recluse, ashamed of the way she looked, so she never went to school. But she was forced to come out of hiding to earn a living in order to care for her elderly parents and take over running the family grocery shop. She has caught the attention of medics all over the world, with many attempting surgery to decrease the swelling, but, to date, none have succeeded. Duangjay said: “My hands are so heavy I can barely lift them to comb or shampoo my hair, it’s very difficult. Getting dressed is also very difficult and painful. “Some doctors said the only solution was to cut off my hands if I wished to walk around freely. But I don’t want to do that."
Duangjay was born with a condition called
Macrodystrophia Lipomastosa, that causes vast
amounts of fat deposits to be distributed across her
arms and hands. At age 25, she underwent a series of operations to try and solve the problem.
But rather than improving the situation, the surgery
made the condition worse. Having undergone three operations, Duangjay was still in a crippling condition. Plastic surgeon Dr Eiju Uchinuma said: “This case is very rare. Both her arms are enlarged. Her arms and hands are enormous so they swell badly, but it could be worse. “My diagnosis is that she is the first and only person in the world who has Macrodystrophia Lipomatosa from shoulders to her fingers on both arms. “The cause of the disease is unknown and is therefore incurable.”Duangjay’s story appears in a new series of Body Bizarre, set to air on TLC at 9pm on September 25...

#Culled#

Romance / Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by femmefatale: 6:21pm On Sep 07, 2014
proxillin: So 120k is too small to plan a family. Stewpid excuse
. I wonder o my bruva, som guys earn far less dan dat nd dey av a family already. It all depends on management.
Family / Re: Please Help Me,am Confused, Depressed.i Dnt Have Anyone To Talk To by femmefatale: 9:01am On Sep 06, 2014
ireneidiva:
An adult should know what to do in this situation rather than having a pity party.
Just pray u don't find ursef in her shoes. Its so easier said dan done my dear. It is only whn u r in dt situation u wud realize d difficulty in making a decision wtout consulting ppl wt experience, unless u don't care if u av a broken home. I undastand dis lady nd I rily do not blame her 4 wanting her marriage bck regardless of wht d hubby has done 2 her, all I can say here is PRAYER is d key. Get out of dat depression hole, u can just giv ur sef a break. Go to ur parents' house bt stay prayerful. Anytime drez any suicidal thought, my darling, look @ ur children nd thnk of d lov ur parents av 4 u too, u wudnt want 2 make either suffer 4 ur loss. I pray God b wt u nd help u handle d situation d best way.

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Pets / Re: 10 Monogamous Animals That Mate For Life by femmefatale: 8:44am On Sep 06, 2014
rawpadgin: wow! if animals can stay faithful why can't i do same
A question 4 u 2 answer ooo. I wonder y men can't b faithful tho.

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Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 7:22am On Sep 06, 2014
clemigho:
The fact dat u've not met such a man does not rule out their existence... dre r 1M +1 men dat r contended with eating 4rm 1 pot
I am not ruling dir existence out, av just nt met dem yet. I wud, in fact, luv 2 av 1 of d few faithful guys available as my hussy sef. Yoruba wud say, orisa je n pe meji obirin ko si(in oda wrds, no lady wud b hapi 2 av her man shared wt her). Nd until I meet such guy, my opinion of men regardn dis stil stands.
Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 12:01am On Sep 06, 2014
clemigho:
Eating from 1 pot is healthier spiritually & physically than eating from numerous pots... Who tell u say 1 pot no fit prepare varieties of soups & delicacies for both s/he; dats y u need to spice-up ur relationship by being creative & innovative with lots of serving menus.


That is fallacy, not all men are polygamous. hmmm... can ur cheating hobby chop & clean mouth thoroughly without some of it staining u U beta beg God 2 give u if u are yet to marry a faithful & lover of 1 pot man; but if already married, ur prayer can still make a change of him. C shocked UR POT CAN PREPARE HIM VARIETIES OF SOUPS & DELICACIES THAT HE WON'T NEED TO EAT ELSEWHERE
Hmm..... I seriously wanna blive dre r men who blive 1 pot can make dem varieties of meal. To be honest, av neva met such a guy either in my personal experience or even frm friend's experiences.
Celebrities / Tinsel Lovebirds, Chris Attoh And Damilola Adegbite Welcome A Baby Boy by femmefatale: 11:53pm On Sep 05, 2014
It is a great day for Chris Attoh and Damilola
today as they welcomed an adorable boy into
their family. The couple are super excited! Chris
Attoh shares the good news on his social media
with this photo and caption…….. “Someone
should have told us this is how amazing it feels,Unto us a child is born. I get it now, it’s the greatest feeling ever. Help me thank God for the new member in the family. Welcome our Child, in
whom we are well pleased.#akingisborn
#greatnessishere #miraclesstillhappen”

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Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 10:12pm On Sep 05, 2014
cheesy cheesy
Crocz: Hmmm...like only you knows how to do all those things pass,...you wanna stop a womaniser or cheater (can't see the difference thou), all you've gat to do as a lady is "EMPTY HIS BALLS"....a wise woman once told her daughter:
Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 10:08pm On Sep 05, 2014
ABIOLAXYZ: Nice article but there is just one thing I know,no one care can decide or stop a man from doing what he wish but if a lady throughly show him love and affection he will forever respect her feelings.
My opinion exactly, no matter how best/hard a lady tries to keep her man, he still goes out dre 2 seek more satisfaction. Whn a guy wanna cheat, drez nothing d gf/wife does dat wil keep him frm doing so. Lailai.

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Romance / Stopping Your Man From Cheating by femmefatale: 9:46pm On Sep 05, 2014
Came across this on a blog:

*Keeping a man faithful is not as difficult as it
may appear at first. For starters, most of them
want to be true to their spouses, but for that
extra boost to ensure fidelity, try these steps.

*Respect him as you would want him
to respect you

*Remind him from time to time why
he's your man . In other words, take the
time to make him feel special as if he's
the only one in your life. Tell him how
handsome he is every now and then.

*Validate your man on a daily basis.
Whether he works outside of the house,
is currently unemployed or a stay-at-
home Dad, (if you're married) your man
still needs to feel like a man. You know
he is, make sure he knows it as well.

*Appreciate all the things he does for
you . It doesn't matter whether those
things are big or small, they are worth, at
the least, a thank you.

*Spice things up every once in a
while. Tell him your fantasies, listen to
his. Don't be afraid to initiate romance.
Live, Love and Laugh. Laugh often
with him, not at him. Tell him a joke that
you think he might like or clip out comics
from the newspaper and place them on
the fridge, send text or e-mail messages.

*Listen first, and then talk. Let him
finish what he has to say before you
interrupt. Ask questions if you're not sure
about what he said. Do not go with the
general notion; all women are nags.
Make a difference. Listen more, talk less.

*Be his biggest supporter! Men don't
like to admit it, but they need
reassurances as well. Showing him that
you support him and are there with him
through day to day struggles will help to
ensure that he doesn't have a need for
someone else to fill that need.

*Don't lose your own self respect. Stop
blaming him for everything and
understand that some things are beyond
your or his control.
Feed him. Men love when a woman
cooks for them like mum does. You don't
have to cook exactly like her but, it's the
action that counts. Women claim men
are dogs but remember if you feed a dog
he will never leave home!!!

*Hold and Cuddle your man, his day
can be just as bad as your day.
Remember they are big kids and when
they got upset when they were younger,
mums held them close.

*When leaving him alone make sure
he has everything needed. Remember
you are already dressed and ready to go
and he is capable of getting those things.
It also shows you care about his needs or
wants as well.

*Don't ever baby him. He will pull away
from you. He needs to feel like he's the
provider. If you're married, take the
family budget to give him what he likes.
It's the effort that counts.

*Work on yourself. Learn to appear neat
and appealing to tour man at all times.
Take your time to get those kinky and
sexy undies, night wears and dressing
that will make him want you more.
Remember, if a man has all he needs in a
woman, he will never go looking for another. Be
everything your man wants.

Dear NLders, how true is this piece?
Personally I believe, he who wanna cheat will cheat regardless of how hard u try to be d best in everything.

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Romance / Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by femmefatale: 8:42am On Sep 05, 2014
Samyj247:

De there make pant de wear u. I want to ask u a question!!! Have u ever opened ur kpekus for his bomb to enter? If yes, then u are the cause of that. Una fish brain no go ever get sense for once.
Do u av to b abusive/haul insults 2 prove ur point? Giv ur opinion/advice like a civilized person.
Romance / Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by femmefatale: 12:56pm On Sep 04, 2014
This is actually my experience.....almost five years and guy talks and reasons exactly like d guy here. He wants us 2 continue d relationship but wt no commitment. Says he's not ready financially yet he works in a multinational company nd earns beta dan whr he was last year(@ least his excuse last year was he cudnt make a family wt d kinda job he was doing dn). Dis year d excuse too is, he's nt ready financially nd also psychologically. Can't continue 2 write abt d relationshp. We actually once (if nt more dan once)had a conversation like dis nd his responses were just identical 2 dis guy's. In fact, d diff is d use of words bt dey av d same implication. Men!!!
Health / Re: Good News!! Four More Ebola Patients Discharged – Health Minister by femmefatale: 3:45am On Aug 22, 2014
I am not doubting the medial strength/efforts of these people in charge of Ebola isolation unit or sth, but come 2 think of it if Ebola Virus has bn declared incurable worldwide what have des health workers used 2 cure dis virus? Or did they also employ the use of Zmapp like others have bn? If truly these people were Ebola infected initially they should pls share to the world what traditional/medical treatment they employed. Otherwise, I believe these people discharged and declared Ebola free now may nt even have had it in the 1st place.

Let us not give other infected countries false hope, before we know it Ebola infected ppl may b sneaking in2 Nigeria 4 treatment dat neva rily existed. Pls let's save ourselves by coming out clean oooo. Don't take credit 4 what is nt and endanger the lives of others. Let us know the treatment employed in curing this people pls.
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by femmefatale: 6:27pm On Aug 12, 2014
I missed d last 2 episodes of cruel love cry
Family / Re: My Brother Or My Wife, Who Should I Pick? by femmefatale: 10:48am On Jul 23, 2014
But come 2 think of it, if the guy puts in his wife, don't u thnk If a lady has dat kind of job and hubby earn 60k a month wahala no go dey?
Religion / Re: Marrying A Pastor; A Blessing Or A Curse by femmefatale: 6:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
As much as I've always wanted dat.......my fear has always bn d attack on d Ps nd/his family after deliverance sessions with members.....*coversface*
Family / Re: My Brother Or My Wife, Who Should I Pick? by femmefatale: 5:54pm On Jul 22, 2014
koastar: Good day all, pls I need your advice on this issue.

A friend asked me this and I don't know what to tell him. According to him he was asked to present someone that read chemical engineering in an oil company by a close friend of his who works there.

My friend is an accountant and presently earns 60k per month where he works. He has a wife who is not working and a kid.

His wife is a chemical engineer by training and his only brother is also unemployed who read chemical engineering as well. His brother has been living with them for 2yrs now after his NYSC without job. My friend and his brother lost their parents while they were still very young and they are the only children of their parents.

My friend is now confused who to present to his friend for the job, his wife or brother. Your advice pls.

The salary for the oil job is 600k per month excluding allowances.
drez always more dan 1 way out of a problem, I don't wanna believe if he presents d 2 he'll be reprimanded 4 dat.....after all dey r still gonna interview more ppl.
Family / Re: My Brother Or My Wife, Who Should I Pick? by femmefatale: 5:49pm On Jul 22, 2014
Like seriously? Tell ur friend to present both the brother and the wife and let their intelligence nd luck speak 4 dem. I presume dey won't just offer d person u bring in an automatic offer letter....procedures will still be followed right? Let d both b interviewed nd d luckier will b picked.



Well, my humble opinion.
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us What You See In The Picture! by femmefatale: 5:35pm On Jul 22, 2014
tempem: Wow!
Leme explain how you'll get it viewed.
1. the lady is being painted.
2. She's slightly sitting on a tree stem( I couldn't call it log, because it seems like the roots are still intact.) with her left leg strecthed, and she's hanging the right leg on the stem, with one hand on the stem and the second one being passed over her head; placing the hand on her head.
3. The lady is facing up.
It's a wonderful artistic drawing.
tempem.........ur head dey dre yanfunyanfun, tnx 4 ur help. D concept is rily excellent
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by femmefatale: 8:50am On Jul 20, 2014
BellaSwan:

There was a shooting at the venue of Pedro n Ignacia's wedding and both Mireya n Jose Manuel got shot while protecting whom they 'love'. Mireya got shot at her back and is now permanently paralysed while Jose Manuel got shit at the back of his head and is now blind. But I think it will be temporary. A
tnx BellaSwan. Mireya got wht she's always wished for tho. Now she's gonna b permanently sitting on her wheelchair
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by femmefatale: 8:45pm On Jul 19, 2014
I missed the omnibus 2day pls wht happened 2 Mireya and Jose Manuel?
Romance / Re: 7 Things Every Man Does When He's Serious About You... by femmefatale: 3:53pm On Jul 19, 2014
christybabe:

@femmefatale don't conclude yet, I have a Frnd who dated a guy for 5 years, everybody in the guys family knew her, but he didn't marry her, I also knew another girl who dated a guy for 3 years, the guy's parents didn't knw about the girl, but the brother's knew her, she was even one of the asho ebi at the brother's wedding, when he was ready to settle down he introduced her to the parents.
that a guy introduce u as his girlfriend to his parents does not guarantee that he will marry you. Remember he introduced you as a girlfriend not the girl he wants to marry. that's my own.
yea, tnx

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