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I know the ladies will easily agree. Guys have u done this before? Any regret? Share ur experiences...

Epositive:
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leggo...


neccesity is the mother of invention

its called game, its either u play or walk out

Becareful before u die. My God is a jealous God I, no body crosses his part and lives ooo. GI n watch Titanic.

oya let's start

God will see you through.
He will never leave u nor forsake u
not of him dat willeth but of God dat showeth mercy.
God had heard ur plight.
Trust in him dear.
The last battle u lost will be d last u will ever lost because u case is different.
It shall be resolved in your favour.
God bless u.

metronaija2:
Governor Kashim Shettima yesterday evening hosted Messengers and Drivers in the Borno State Civil Service to an Iftar (Breaking of Ramadan's Fast) at the Government House, Maiduguri. See photos below

http://www.metronaija.co
m/2017/05/photos-gov-shettima-breaks-fast-with_31.html

the Admins of Nairaland should b questioned y dis should come to front page while all d things dat happened yesterday about Brifra was not even push to front page not even one. Oga Seun is a Muslim, fine but its a platform to communicate, inform,help nd educate. Even if Brifra is not Nigeria, atleast we air news about different things even other nations news. pls b considerate in wat u do. Admins. Thanks

yarimo:
OP correction please, FG don't have SSG as you claim. Except SGF

Thanks correction taken

MisterLomantic:
Indeed. It's belittling to refer to an Acting-President as a "coordinator"
Be guided!

Really, was there a written note to that effect?

MisterLomantic:
Since you used the word "coordinator", I already know who you are

And you're here acting holistic and sh¡t, trying to avoid tribal clash

Bloody hypocrite!

sorry u seems to mistake me for another, be guided

menxer:
That is because it is difficult for some people to come to terms with the fact that "nothing is true, all things are possible."

what truth?

omonighoblessing:
abeg help me ask too..n I put up a thread about that sometime last year and nothing was done about it..I really wonder what we Christians are taken for?

The Admins should look into this and this will not make front page

It might be shocked to some people to get to know this...
Muhammad Buhari is in London for treatment without a written letter to the Senate to permit Osibanjo to take over instead he made he a coordinator over us.

The coordinator Osinbanjo went for G7 and didn't hand over to SGF because the guy in that position is fired and the next...

The Senate President Saraki who should have likely take over the nation has a case to answer and the Deputy too.

Then who is the President of Nigeria?


please lets avoid abuse or tribal clash.

Please can someone explain to me, why this strict measure was put on the Muslim Trend ;
Are You A Muslim?
"I believe that there no god/God but Allah."
"I believe that Muhammad is God's Holy Prophet."
"I believe that Islam is the Only True Religion."
"lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh ."
Yes, I'm Muslim and believe all of the above
No
(The above declaration will be posted on your profile if you click "yes"
While the Christian Trend, any body can access ?
Why? freely

1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"*
```Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance.```
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2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
```Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre to philosophy.```
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3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
```A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE!```
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4. *"ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"*
```Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. Lose one and you realise that they are all valuable. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself.```
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5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"*
```If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.```
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6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"*
```Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!```
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7. *"HE WHO LAUGH LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"*
```Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we programmed ourselves with these strange philosophies, they limit and restrict us.```
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```Change the way you think and talk.. You will change your world.
You have the opportunity to
*RECREATE YOUR WORLD*

The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has officially announced that the 2017 JAMB Direct Entry Registration will commence from Sunday 23rd April, 2017.

JAMB Direct Entry is mainly for those that already possess a diploma certificate and wishes to go for a degree programme in the university. Normally, those who gained admission into the university via direct entry will start from part 2 or 200 level in their university of choice provided they were offered admission.

All applicants must possess either of the diploma certificates listed below:

All the holders of the diploma certificates listed above would be admitted provided they pass the direct entry examination and possesses the institution requirements.

JAMB DIRECT ENTRY REGISTRATION REQUIREMENTS.

1. A minimum of five (5) GCE/WASCE credits at not more than two sittings with at least two Principal or Advanced level C.E. and the others.

2. Two passes at the IJMB Advanced Level Examination, Cambridge moderated Schools of Basic Studies Terminal Examination, JUPEB or Institute of Baccalaureate from recognised institutions with SSCE/GCE, NTS/NBC credits equivalent in three other subjects (SUBJECT TO UNIVERSITY REQUIREMENTS).

3. Passes in two major subjects in the NCE with S.C.E., NTC/NBC credits or equivalents in THREE other subjects (mainly for Education Courses) and ND. Education may be accepted as a third A’ Level subject for those taking courses in Education.

4. Minimum of lower credit grade in National Diploma or National Innovation Diploma including the O’Level requirements.

5. Candidates are to note that they will be required to provide their JAMB registration number which they used in gaining admission to NCE, Diploma etc for Direct Entry admission.

HOW TO APPLY FOR 2017 JAMB DIRECT ENTRY.

1. Registration fee for the 2017 Direct Entry is Five Thousand Naira (₦5,000) Candidates are also, as usual, to pay
Five Hundred Naira (₦500) only to obtain the reading text- ‘ ‘The Last Days at Forcados High School’ ‘ for Direct Entry Candidates.

2. Candidates should note that e-PINS being purchased are tied to individual profile and are not transferable.

3. Candidates are advised to keep as confidential their security details such as registration numbers, password/numbers of ATM Cards, e-mail addresses and E-Pins.

4. Each candidate must personally create a JAMB profile on the JAMB portal through JAMB Mobile App available on Android, Windows and iOS platforms OR on the JAMB portal:
www.jamb.org.ng . Name. date of birth, personal e-mail address and place of origin are required to create the profile.

5. Each Candidate is to collect his e-slip at the end of registration as evidence of registration.

6. As it is the practice, centres are allowed to charge not more than Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) only as registration Any centre that charges more than Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) should be reported to JAMB for appropriate sanctions.

Closing Date : Not yet specified.

Source: https://www.myschoolgist.com.ng/ng/jamb-direct-entry-form/

This is woman inhumanity to man.
This pure wickedness on the male folks.
What on earth can this be?
Whose house will she stay?

This is serious, since it has no bank account and phone numbers, i believe Yahaya Bello can take care of this with the address there or Seun can see to this too, since d money involved is not much.
God see the man through.
God bless Nairaland.

if she happened to be your ex. will you help her?

One word for him.

1a. Igbo Girls : Good in dressing, if you cheat on her, she will invite you to her Wedding the following Week. They are like detectives and will always catch you when you Cheat.....

1b. Imo Girls : Good Sex, Good Cooking, but if you break up with her, She kills you Flat.

2. Calabar Girls : Great Sex, Bad cooking, Money Lovers and can Kill with Sex.

3. Hausa Girls: Hate Kissing, Great Cooks and Dresses too Bad

4. Yoruba Girls : Wife Material, they Love Sex and can use all your money for food

5. Urhobo Girls : They are Bad Cheaters, can sleep with your friend, your father,bad cooks and like to Gossip a lot. They don't mind sleeping in the same room with you and your Mother.

Which one did u disagree with..??

Add Urz...

No insults please...

Intellect20:
Afonjas hoping he doesn't come back for Osinbanjo to occupy that seat. This for you!

has he not proven himself worthy to seat there. so keep quiet and try nd find out y d northern president fall sick always. Thanks

if football bring guys together. what bring the ladies together?

Many who made this statement believed that they can do it... Take a critical look at all...

"A serious government will fix power problem in 6 months."
- Babatunde Raji Fashola ( November 12, 2014)

"Stone us (APC) if we do not perform after 2 years."
- Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)

"The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP."
- Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)

"We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the "unceremonious removal" of the Group Managing Director of the NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu."
- APC (August 4, 2014, Channels Television)

"Jonathan leading a vision less government. "
- Yemi Oshumbade (December 22, 2014, Thisday & tweet @ProfOsinbajo)

"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country."
- El Rufai ( August 2012)

"The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umoru Musa Yar 'Adua. "
- Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)

" Why is the nation’s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?"
- Fashola (December 26, 2014, The Nation)

"Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar’Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health. "
- Lai Mohammed (December 21, 2009 (The Nation)

"Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation."
- APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)

"The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru, desirable violates the Constitution."
- Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation)

" I have decided as his wife, that if things continue like this up to 2019, I will not go out and campaign again and ask any woman to vote like I did before. I will never do it again."
- Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)

"People are now appointed to top posts because of the influence a "few people" wield."
"Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come and head an agency or a ministerial position,"
- Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)

"I don't know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room."
- Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC/ Punch)

"Buhari is giving cabals billions through forex subsidy."
- Emir Sanusi (August 26, 2016, Daily Trust)

"I can sit in my garden, make billions through forex without sweat."
– Emir of Kano (August 25, 2016)

"Buhari is a LIAR."
- Senator Shehu Sani (January 24, 2017, Daily Independent /YouTube )

"The funds spended were properly spended."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister (December 19, 2016, Punch/ YouTube)

"Athletes don't need training to win medals."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister(September 12, 2016, Vanguard)

Easier said than done... many are their now and nothing to show forth....

God Bless Nigeria.

Codes151:
cuz u don load 100 naira collect 10mb abi? Old news

sorry guy upgrade from 10mb to 1.5gb.
rubbish.

Codes151:
keep mute jare! Sit in north n sabi politics in south! U hv data today abi Olu

see ur mouth like north.
where do u think i come from
just keep quiet

otemanuduno:
Demons don't exist. Mad people are not demonic, only that they have brain malfunctioning. If you want to know, go and check whether there has been any smart, brainy person or a scientist who ever became possessed with demons. The poor people and the intoxicated religious people are the only ones who manifest psychological abnormalities which you perceive and term 'demonic manifestations'.

many

ToriBlue:
Some men snore like Peugeot engine.

while some women snores like VOLVO

adadike281:
What! can someone slap my arse and wake me up from this terrible dream. What type of livestock are they feeding with 40 million yet meat dey cost for market?

imagine dat

KINGwax007:
yeah,y problem is bigger than I am... Don't worry, I won't be solving it soon, wetin make Jesus dey do, wey I go dey worry myself unto my wahala.

Your own problem dey hide from u. U no even knw wetin e be!

chia, weep no more

Codes151:
wat is this one saying? Allow those from rivers to talk Abeg shift

r u over size, politics knowledge is not by state