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Haters will say it's photoshop. See as korede be like houseboy there.

OLAADEGBU:
Is it that bad?

it's worse.

All I have to say is that this one no fit happen for Nigeria. Cnn will buy the judge, buy the case, even buy the court property and put it for sale.

Most of you here are just bitter for nothing. Like play like play the scheme will be established and all these ranting will go where they rightfully belong. #thrashbin

No be to get gym for house, na to carry am be the koko.

Which criteria abeg?

The only thing I know about them$ is that they hate Nigerian men cos they feel threatened around us. Their women they follow us like like house fly wen see sh!t!

Jesus is Lord! Atheists make una open ear well o.

Bujumbura:
Why is the female Yam at the centre closing her legs?



Girls always feeling insecure anytime Men is around them

Lol u. No well!

Please I need millionaire friends. If you never reach don't even come near me.

Please somebody just make me scream too. Jokes apart I'm serious.

See lemme tell you pipu. Rochas staged this to show people that Imo state has rescue vans. Try to call them @ d point of death and sorry will be ur case. Don't say I didn't tell you.

15000 ****s put anything u like ther.

Kakamorufu:
same here. those people are so way back over there.

Liar. You think Aba boys have time to worship u because ur a corper. Think again. Dem no even see or notice you. Weda person pass self Dem no notice am.

Madam if me self see you I go shift. These veil covering hausa girls wey sabi sucide bomb anyhow. It's not jusy in ibo land, even in America dem dey give any girl wey cover veil one pole. To avoid nonsense biko.

Chai Iyaanya no tell us sey em get senior brother wen dey US.

Hard to believe. But there is nothing too hard for an Aba man to produce.

Time will tell. My own story will soon be told. My own praises will soon be sung. I shall stand on the pedestal of Emperors and Kings. I will be great.

Beat up d person who caused d anger. Works all d time.

Anambra is turning into smtin else. Disgusting.

siempere:
Lie Lie...rape kit kwa...why u phucking lieing....

hahahahaha better lie just dey flow here.

I don see am for movie. Guy u sabi lie, see as fresh lies just dey flow comot ur head.

HitlerGaddafi:
That's part of what I'm saying kid. You attended a private school where ajebutters dare not and don't even have the liver to do such. There's always that uncle Tunde the mathematics teacher you ajebutters fear. If you attended a public school, you'll understand better. You never see when a whole class of rough guys go gather _fuck one girl when everybody don waka go house? You never tasted life kid.

Eh I know. But this your lie get weight.12 guys. Na u count them before Una begin. Mehn ur a Lion!

HitlerGaddafi:
This is obviously someone who's life has been boring and less adventurous. See I grew up in the streets of surulere. The experiences I had while growing up can't be compared to you that your parents will lock you inside the house and beat the hell out of you whenever you make the mistake of going out to play. House -> School -> House.... House -> Church -> House na your daily routine be that so I don't exepect you to believe an iota of my story. This thread is only for people with better and memorable childhood. You grab?

Guy u sabi lie ehh! Chai!

HitlerGaddafi:
The first girl I go ever Bleep for this life na our landlord daughter back then when I was about 15years of age or so. She was 14 or thereabout. Na for my papa bedroom the show happen on top my papa bed . That time things rough na room and parlour self contain we bin dey live. My junior brother bin dey sleep for parlour na so the idiot just enter ( the room no get door na curtain ). He con happen say na when I don dey _orgasm the boy con enter. I no even send am at first. I make sure I enjoy that 10 seconds of heightened pleasure and sweetness . The girl no even send sef. I later began to get seriously broke for like 2 months stretch because the small money wet I suppose use chop, I dey use am buy ekona Gowon and baba dudu bribe the boy.

That's same period for secondary school. You sabi secondary school bleeps na (toilet things ) that time boyz for we set brutal. If we wan _fuck girl for toilet na _gangbang we dey give am. Like 12 guys go line up ontop say we wan _fuck one girl. We go con station all those junior students make them dey watch out for any staff wey dey come. Naso the juniors go jonz themselves o.. He get another bushpatch wey we forget station them. Naso one security guard pass that route nab us through window as he dey do him hourly patrol. See as all of us scatter like rat even the girl dey wear her pant as she dey run. Boyz them carry boxers and shorts for hand scamper for safety. The thing wey help us na say na night sobthe guard no see us well. We for chop expulsion.

This is the most useless thing a guy can do. Height of lazyness. If this kain guy jonse around me I go just use scissors deflate the artificial chest...mk we go police.

Please Sir how can one go about this affiliate marketing of a thing. Or any other online business. I need to invest money but I need to understand how it works. Tnx. Fernandochikwe@gmail.com

importexpert:
In my previous thread i discussed about the category of people that will not be affected by recession in 2017. today, this is a counter thread and i will discuss about the categories of people that will surfer severe recession in 2017. It is a simple fact, that a situation cannot favor everybody and vice versa. .


Here are the categories of people that this year may not favor.

1. Those who believe everything is a scam:

A lot of Nigerians are still of the notion that anyone who says he makes money online is a yahoo boy. This has made a lot of people discredit so many opportunities before even hearing what it is about. But let's analyze it. If there is a fake product, it means there is an original. Similarly, if there is a wrong way of making money, then there is a right way to go about it. The fact that one went to a fake recruitment does not mean all recruitment are fake. If you belong to this category, what you need to do is to re-orientate your mind. Not everything is bad. You just need to locate the good ones.

2. Those who are caged by their fear:

This set of people always live in fear. But to them, it is being cautious. Because of this, they are always skeptical about every opportunity that comes their way. If someone discusses an idea with then, they will immediately ask, "what if it fails". And when they ask this question, they are not necessarily seeking for answers. If you belong to this category, you need to start asking yourself "what if it succeeds?" A person can never be immune to failure by being cautious. Instead, he fails more because he refused to trust his instincts.

3. Those who have one source of income:

The world has since departed from the idea of having a single source of income. Anyone who still thinks this way probably thinks this is still the 20th century. Needs are constantly springing up that needs to be addressed. The cost of living is also rising steadily. It is almost suicidal to depend on just one source of income. If you belong to this category, then you need to sit up and face reality. One job cannot cater for your needs and give you a sizeable amount to save. You need to diversify your income in one of the legitimate online opportunities that are available. i do not mean ponzy schemes of hyip.

4. Those who are still conservative in their thinking:

Change is constant. We live in a changing world. Trying to be conservative in your thinking in this age is not a really helpful idea. Those who are conservative are those who chose to approach a problem based on the philosophy that "this is how it has always been done". I'm sorry, but what if how it used to be done is no longer working? If you belong to this category, you need to train yourself to lead an innovative life. Don't be bound to traditions that do not work. It takes a new approach to solve today's problems.

5. Those who wait for the government:

Okay, I don't really know how to help this group of people. If you belong to this category and you expect the government to help you in one way or the other, you need to wake up. With the way the economy is, even the government needs help. It is important that you take charge of your life rather than wait for someone to help you. Like someone once said, "the best helping hand you can get is at the end of your own arm".

2017 can really be a good year for you if you want it so. with the availability of legitimate online opportunity like affiliate marketing, All it takes is a little will and the desire to find out how to succeed in this year in spite of the odds.

I leave you with the words of a wise man who said, "Indecision is the thief of opportunity."

Nnna na wa o!

Nna na wa oh!

pocohantas:
Some Nigerians have this way of looking at old people, they always think they're up to no good, courtesy home videos. That's why you'll see some people that don't travel to their villages, even when they go, they won't eat their grand parents food...etc.

When folks begin to age, they go back to being babies. They say the wrong things, act the wrong way, become petty...etc. It takes patient kids and grand kids to adapt to these changes. That is when the kind of treatment you saw at your friend's place starts to manifest.

It's not in your head, you know what you saw...it happens and I have seen it happen.

My grand parents have been dead a long time though.

May you live long for this clarification. Well I loved my maternal grandma almost more than my own mum cos she can pet for Africa. I really miss her! RIP Grandma!

I actually think those shoes are cute.

tizzdi:
Ok

I wonder d kindof things u give a f@ck to.

Me self wan join! Hahahahahah