₦airaland Forum

Akeema14:
WELL.. Wat I will just say concerning this saving of a thing is that... Forget about what others are saving.. Becos wat u are earning at d end of d month and how extravagant u are will determine ur savings.. Just pray for favour of God... Cos some corpers av luck by receiving Fed Alawi, State Alawi, Ppa Alawi and free accommodation depending on Ppa..if u are getting all this I believe U should be able to save something tangible if u are not an extravagant person... I'm currently serving, a 2015 Batch B Corp member... B4 I left my state (Kwara State) to serve my father's land in Ogun State.. I seriously pray dat God should favour me and put me to wia I can save something even if it's not much cos life after service is what u and I need... But thank God I was lucky enough.. I started my service last year Oct 28.. D first Alawi (cash by hand) for November dat I received in camp went down in few days becos of transport, feeding or other things..my second Alawi dat they paid on, 25 Dec 2015..all go for house rent, I seek help at home with serious begging b4 I could afford house rent... But thank God my PPA is paying 10k...so d 10k make it slightly easy to save something... Now I started my savings this year (Jan 2016 Alawi ).. Ogun State is not paying, so am earning Fed. Alawi 19800 and Ppa Alawi 10k....making 29800...from d 29800 I was able to save15k last month tho not easy .... I Pray I can continue this every month till d end of my service year which will be September or October... By then I should be able to save btw 100 - 120k... Always remember dat Life after NYSC is wat u should be thinking.... NYSC is another experience u will spend a lot

Dat was d same prayer i prayed to God before i was posted to an electricity distribution company last year batch B November.. Ppa 25k wif some other benefit at times, allowee 19800,home lesson tutor 10k..I see roughly 60k.. All glory n honour to God, it's not by my power bt his mercy.. What mater most is to seek God's mercy n favour.. Commit ur ways onto his hands n he wud direct ur path.. Dnt forget, it's not he dat willeth nor he dat runneth bt it's of God dat showeth mercy.. May his mercy speak for us in jesus name.. Thank u Jesus

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

U need Jesus

illuminaty:
IMO...I don't think this post is necessary unless you work directly with the police force...quoting age like "28yrs" and a degree from federal university will make you start discouraging others already. Why not wait for APRIL 1st before we understand what we are up against.....thanks!

Those requirements had not been officially stated. Dnt know where d op got his info from

ify2016:
I doubt that.

No harm in trying.

I thought they said is Degree holders alone.

Only Federal University ke?

Can't u comprehend simple English.. Universities dat is approved and recognised by FG

247frolicboss:
Lawal Nasir, a Commander at Federal Road Safety Corps(FRSC) shared the news on Facebook. The driver has been apprehended. What he wrote below:

"One of FRSC Gallant Officers, Tony was knocked down by a lunatic driver while on official duty yesterday in fct Abuja n the officer passed on. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace" Amen!



http://www.newshelm.com/2016/03/photo-frsc-officer-killed-by-reckless.html

My professor once said "at times it is better to stay alive and be guilty than to die n be innocent".. RIP to d dead

Godzlove8:
HOW N150 GOT ME 31 PORN MOVIES IN MY LAPTOP ---
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My 150 naira got me 31 full porn movies in my laptop.. This was what i did... And know, this tricks could help some people that don't have time to visit the net.. It only works for people with Pc.. 8-)
aite, here's it --->
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- since i didn't wanna waste my Data to download the shit online..

- i took just 150 naira from my pocket and visited a dope movie stores where they sale new products err day..

- i ordered for a fresh porn movie, payed the marketer without carin to test it there and i left..

- i rushed quickly to the house and inserted the disc to my laptop and COPIED the whole files on it

- i rushed back to the store again and complained of their bad disc they gave me
..see i was showin so much seriousness on my face that they didn't care to doubt me..

- since itz a big store, they just told me to check for another good one and carry..

- i gave a wicked smile and took another fresh lookin pack and rushed home again without waitin to test the disc..

- immediately i got home, i inserted the disc again to my laptop and copied err files inside..lol

- then i went back to the store and shouted at them again.. And this time, i told them that i was goin to test the movie before i take it home..
They agreed to that and they gave me the go ahead to choose from any one i like

- then they tested the disc, i even told them that am sure this very one was goin to work well this time..then i smiled and left..

- then at home, i quickly inserted the disc to my laptop and copied the files inside..

- and boy! When i checked the total files i copied altogether, it was exactly 31 fresh, Hd movies.. I mean the intro alone will make u wet..
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So my people, that was how i spend my 150 naira today..

You should be giving a resounding holyghost slap dat will take u back to your factory settings

Sibrah:
Stop lying that Jonathan held back Osun's allocation. The man is even stupíd for borrowing so heavily to pay salaries of non-productive workers and built schools that attract huge recurrent cost to maintain. What the logic of borrowing in the with the future allocation to pay current salaries of workers who aren't productive. I expect him to sack ghost workers, reducing salary bill by reducing salaries by 35% to make civil work less attractive, build and invest in factories, solid SME schemes and not the usual hair dressing, baking, or bead making we see always. Don't know why did slowdude didn't take garment making very serious. Everybody wears clothes and Nigeria has a good market for clothes. He was busy behaving like a clown.

Nawa for you ooo.. Make he reduce civil servants salary by 35percent.. I fear u o

Specialbaby:
Majority of those who will dispute this well articulated thread are broke guys who don't want to get their hands dirty!



Why date or marry when you are not financially stable only to belive in better days ahead??it just crazy!!

Have u forgotten there is no stable income.. D guy u married Rich today mite have a little financial challenges n b broke tomorrow.. Owning a house and a car does not make a man Rich, A man is said to be rich if he can manage and maximize d little resources he has. A man dat is hardworking with a good financial prudency has d propensity of getting rich on time. Change dat ur mentality of impossibility n luk beyond d present.. No hard feelings...

adeaks:
Only guys with houses and cars should even date.


Simple question: when your dad was dating your mom, did he have a house and a car?

Let's start from there.

Dnt mind dis kids on nairaland.. I expect them to take their book and read

BiggerBangs:
Getting girls is quite easy unlike before, I joined my friends to plan a fake birthday for one of our guys ...our intentions was to pull the birthday stunts so that this our particular friend can get a new side chick(He just came back from school ).

We raised #10k to get drinks and suya,Our planned bday is took place at a cool luxury house in the GRA,no average babe will come visit without dreaming of getting laid in the house(the well furnished house belongs to a top politician )

A guy suggest George (bday boy),to CONTROL a certain babe on phone,he gave George her number (from the looks of things this girl isn't a runs girl just a normal girl that stays off campus, she actually stays alone tho)

After calling her, this girl accepted to meet with our friend at a public place inless then 1hrs to their meeting this lady not only accept to come down to the bday house but she slept over night with our friend(Imagine,he slept with her barely 2hrs of meeting him without getting a dime, what a shameful World).

Fast forward to Last week Sunday, I decide to Woe a girl at Shoprite, at least as a Sunday take home gift.I stopped by at GO Lounge after seeing two babes sitting aimlessly at the entrance.. I approach them to pay their bills for bottles of drinks, inshort my favorite of the girls is now mine, I now wonder, does love truly exist or lust ?Things are getting out of hands,sexual Immority has dominate the heart of the youth.

Is not just Love At first sight but also Sex at first day of meeting,Our behavior can be liken to that of the animals, Bleeping everywhere it catches you.

You attract your kind of person op.. Kindly work on ur self n quit d frivolous lifestyle

MENFASHIONCLUB:
I have a feeling that the increasing level of economic recession is directly proportional to to the level of accidents.
This is a mere hypothesis, it's left for researchers to carry out a study on the possible correlation between the two.

Konga.com/men-fashion-club

Statistician

mikeapollo:
http://www.herald.co.zw/man-lashes-wife-over-false-virginity-claims/

He Sud divorce if and only if he is a virgin

LORDSAMURAI:
Happy birthday olamide, wish u long life and prosperity, this just remind of the guy that brought u to limelight, which is WIZKID, u know without WIZKID u will not be where u are today, so always respect and be loyal to wizkid, anyways TEAM WIZKID.

how Old are u

Younggeek03:
All of my life am not used to talking to people much, not to talk of standing in front of large number of different faces. recently at my school i aspire for an executive post which is the post of software director which is where am good at. after i passed through the interviews successfully, surprisingly i was given the post of tutorial director which requires me to teach people in classes.and that is where the problem lies. i usually had this fright just to introduce my self to much people on a stage(which is normal), and now talking for long hours?...The question now is how do i conquer stage fright. please... ur contributions will be appreciated.

Don't be fast to speak, take it slow n speak one after d order.. Being so fast while speaking makes you vulnerable to mistake and error. Lastly, always see your audience as your student.. It makes you to take the full charge.

Dolcilicious:
I am a fresher i was admitted to study women development in the faculty of education.I was meant to study eng and literary studies because that was what i put in for(trust universities and how they can change people's destiny).I filed in a complaint in the school but i was told i'll have to do with philosophy,some people said work opportunities for philosophy here is slim.So please advice me,which has the highest job opportunity between philosophy and women development?Serious-minded people biko.

Philosophy isn't bad.. God has his reasons for placing u there . be focus driven n flee from every side distraction. Graduate wif d best result cos dats wot will make u stand out.. Best of God

myfantasies:
To me height does not matter, wat matters is the heart

Best answer so far. To butress on dat, The quality of a man is not a function of his height.. Bt a man wif a positive mentality, focus driven n potentially embeded wif d fear of God.. D height, beauty are just container . we sudnt forget to ignore d content...

[quote author=Eddygourdo post=43700315]Take the period back 6years ago, I was almost concluding my post graduate program. Due to the fact I worked out of town, I usually lodged in hotels whenever I need to see my oga at the top. Most nights were boring as I hadn't much friends. Anyway a buddy of mine who took pity on me decided to hook me up with one lady, from phone calls, to chats and the next night she was in my hotel room. I hate driving at night because of these useless sars peeps, yet we drove to a nearby town to eat cat fish and ohmpa ( star lager at that time). I was happy I had company to talk to, plus she is a head Turner. Very beautiful, and buxom. I was hoping she didn't intend to sleep, till all doubts were cleared when she insisted we get take out for late night reboot of energy. I immediately regretted my decision, plus the consequence that I will cheat on my then gf. Anyway no to look silly, we retired and did all the evils humans can think of. By morning she told me my fee was 20k. I almost ran mad, I inquired if she meant 20k for her dowry. Anyway since I slept in a posh hotel and drove a nice car, if she started Ashewo trouble, I have it all to lose and nobody will believe I don't have the money to pay, in welling tears, I paid her. This was supposed to be a Roger for one useless oga at the top I wanted to settle before my final defence (the man was a devil).

Fast forward to last year, I got a WhatsApp message from this lady, apparently we still had our contacts, she still knew my name, we started talking, we chat often. Around January this year when I travelled. She came to see me, I had already kept her money sef, but to my surprise, she was like " I don't drink" " I don't normally visit men in their hotel rooms" " please let's meet in a public place am not comfortable in that secluded room"
I thought this was another style, maybe role playing. Till she carried her bags, entered okada and zoomed off. I never called till I arrive back at my Base. She started texting me " who do I think she is" " that she has never been with a man before and I shouldn't have gotten angry at her" I made sure I read properly. I tried to inquire where she was six years ago, incase I was in a dream then. She confirmed she was in town running her admission as well as pre-science. I had to ask the question "so dear you are a Virgin, please swear to God" and she told me "yes". There is nothing, no orifice I didn't explore that day. Since I couldn't take this deciet anymore, I had to confront hr and she said yes she came then, but we didn't do anything. That I should look for who I gave my hard earned twenty thousand. That she loves me, and I should stop talking or seeing her as a lovepeddler. I have been confused ever since, is it dat she forgot? Is it that I was drunk and gave out my money in a drunk dream? And yer it disappeared in real life, was it that she is just a witch who was likely in a trance when we met and really can't remember. What the hell happened to me for christsake[/quot

Dnt be a fool man. She is exactly who u think she was. She perfectly understand ur financial capabilities n she wants to be into u full time. Fear woman o,, dey can do and denial anyfin.

Raymondenyi:
I do not have the luxury of time to waste on your lots; if my lexicon was way over your comprehension or vocabulary , the best you could have done was take solace in your dictionary instead of being stupid...... This is a social platform where all and sundry come, people are meant to learn and build up from what they know and do not know, not feigning crass, obscene and irritating ignorance and yet basking in grandiloquent delirium when in fact u know absolutely nothing...... saying you are silly will be an abuse of that word...... Go search for help , I will not dignify your obscenities with a response anymore..... continue in your crass ignorance you truly deserve it...

Who are u trying to intimidate with dis inconsequential grammatical expression. Guy, U dnt need all dis

Suigeneris93:
Like seriously, your own grammar is even more appalling, I don't even know where to start from. Please take your own advice first.

Perfectly said my dear.

Raymondenyi:
Please modify your post, and try to improve on your written English, it is appalling to say the least, re-read your post, try to make necessary edition, present it more lucid and comprehensible , for readers to offer their advices which you direly seek....

Guess her English was comprehensive enough. Urs isn't better either

Raymondenyi:
Please modify your post, and try to improve on your written English, it is appalling to say the least, re-read your post, try to make necessary edition, present it more lucid and comprehensible , for readers to offer their advices which you direly seek....

Guess her English was compressive enough. Urs isn't better either

Danfuster:
I'm not an ungrateful being as I don't need a pic to put me in check, I do that every morning and night. I don't need a gruesome pic to put me back in line.

My sympathy for the victims tho, there life will never remain the same.

Tanx for ur diplomatic response bro.. I guess i know understand ur perspective on dis issue. It's well

Danfuster:
WTF is wrong with people taking pic of every gruesome scene, they sure have lost their senses. I bet they'd take a pic of the man bleeping their wives (or vice versa) before reacting. # spits #mofos

Taking n sharing gruesome pics is just like testifying n tanking God for deir lifes. . Deir is obviously nofin wrong in wot d op did. Go back to ur closet n give tanx to God for his persistent protection over ur life.. Dats d Message..first

Danfuster:
WTF is wrong with people taking pic of every gruesome scene, they sure have lost their senses. I bet they'd take a pic of the man bleeping their wives (or vice versa) before reacting. # spits #mofos

Taking n sharing pics is just like testifying n tanking God for deir lifes. . Deir is obviously nofin wrong in wot d op did. Go back to ur closet n give tanx to God for his persistent protection over ur life.. Dats d Message..first

KashyBaby:
Poor is not a hindrance to anyone who work hard to achieve something...but to be a lazyass & juz be broke for his entire life is not an excuse...

Perfectly

missprudence:
I tried replying n it didn't go

Guess it's d network

missprudence:
I tried replying n it didn't go

Network pblm I guess

missprudence:
Well it wasn't included in the States I chose

I will send u a pm

missprudence:
by March 30

Prospective Corp member.. Will u love to b in Delta

Godmother:
Yes dear. Men are everywhere but husband material among them is quite scarce.

Wife material is also scare.. I wonder d generations of ladies we have in dis current dispensation.. It takes d grace of God to decern well

missprudence:
Abeg how do u make the extra 33000

My ppa pays 25k and home lessons tutorial pays 10k
..are u a corper?

missprudence:
Abeg corper where are u serving

I serve at Delta State.. Warri precisely