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HopeSpencer:
What if it was intentional to give obi-dunse something to masturbate on?

Newspaper showing conspicuous headlines with known dates were displayed and you thought it wasn't intentional? Ipigs can do better na.

If the date is up-to-date, they will still say it's a photoshopped image.

Lol I'm sure you don't know how stupid and funny you sound with this comment

Roger3D:
Our country is so full of contradictions. Just imagine! These are the same people who were calling Nigeria a zoo a couple of months ago but here they are today forming patriotic citizens. If their candidate loses next year (which I hope he does), it 's back to their 'zoo' vomit all over again.

Shut up you tribal he-goat

Divoc19:
And I have fallen victim. I took a loan of 22k and am to pay 36k+.
What do I do fam?

Edited: The principal is stated to be 35k on the app but, they actually credited 22k.

Op what's the name of the app on Google play store make we too check them out

Na LP and PO matter go take some Tinubu urchins to early grave with their hate. LP YOU SAID HAS NO STRUCTURE BUT Y'ALL ALWAYS ON THEIR NECK EVERY NOW AND THEN. I DON'T SUPPORT ANY PARTY BECAUSE NIGERIA IS GONE AND GONE FOREVER

ObituaryYebo:
We don't need to convince or explain to the children of hate, frustration and perdition as their mental strength is full with disdain and resentfulness

What will be will be. Tinubu is our next president

Your stupidity na follow come inbuilt

Burstscam:
I've been friends with this beautiful lady for sometime. She is very clever, intelligent and smart. I'm planning to settle down as a man so few months ago I approached her and asked her out. She opened up to me that for the past two years we've known, she's been in love with me, so she accepted outrightly.

Knowing fully well that she is too smart for a girl, I decided to put on my manly glasses and placed her on watch to confirm whether all the things she told me about herself are true. I did two things:

1. I hacked her WhatsApp
2. I activated her google map timeline

MY OBSTACLES
This girl deletes her chats in real time. She doesn't delete after chat. Once her message delivers she deletes it instantly. Immediately she reads messages she deletes outrightly. Once she has done that she turns off data so you can't even hack her through notifications. The only time she leaves her data on is when she is at home alone. She opens WhatsApp before she turns on the data. So her chats is always "clean". But somehow I monitored her closely.

MY FINDINGS
This girl is actually living with a man as a second wife. This man is their tenant. I know him casually. But whenever we talk about him she talks about him condescendingly. According to her, he is an illiterate; he reasons archaically and he married a foolish wife. By my findings, the man has two children, the wife left and this my girl moved in with him although no dowry has been paid. (Both families already regard them as spouse based on my findings). What raised my suspicion is that whenever she closes from work and gets home, our calls normally sound formal and casual with the excuse that she lives with her parents and she has siblings that look up to her. Secondly, she would close work by 5 and still go to market to buy what she will cook when she gets home whereas her younger sister is at home and her mother goes home early because she is a civil servant; she doesn't even go to work everyday.

She has never visited me on weekends. Her excuse is that my place is far from her place. Mind you I live in the same vicinity with her place of work. But she normally goes for outing with this man almost every Sunday and sometimes outside the state. How did I know? Her google map. Since she normally off her data I set her WiFi to automatically scan and connect to available networks.

I have intercepted messages and pictures that are clear to the blind and loud to the deaf that she is actually living with the man.

My grouse now is that she lies to me with audacity. I have all her password both social media and banks... ALL HER PASSWORD! She gives me the impression that she doesn't hide anything from me. She cleverly told me that she likes the man's children and normally buys something for them. The man is currently jobless. She tells me that his wife's business is not doing well as at the moment whereas they have been separated for over two years.

Now that I have discovered this, I'm thinking of what to do to her. I don't want to just breakup with her like that. I want to do something that she will not forget in a hurry so that next time she will not play with the intelligence of her superiors. We've not had sex. The worst we have done is naughty video call. I want to give her the knacking of her life, immediately I cum, I tell her her sins. But I don't consider this heavy enough. Real niggarrrs in the house, give me a better format.

Boss abeg show me how to hack Whatsapp

TheNiceGuy:
Does that answer my question

Akwusu massacre also comes to mind.

#ObiDiEnd

Does this answer his own question to you ? If not Nigeria SHOW me another country that has proscribed IPOB

candidtalk:
Shut up you sadist. The Queen has legions who love her including even black people of Nigerian and African origin.

Those people are able to see and judge her for who she was and what she represented.

Unlike Igbos, they are not unreasonable and bitter to hold the Queen forever accountable for everything the British monarchy did before her birth that she herself rejected and even moved to change/abolish.

The monarchy became modern and relatively inclusive under the Queen. Not everything you creatures of hate must put your mouth in. Learn to refrain from being hateful and toxic extroverts with serious boundary issues.

I say all this as someone who does not give a toss, either way, about the British monarchy but believes man should live and let live.

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Na Igbos matter go choke you die someday, tribal he-goat

TheNiceGuy:
Obidiotts Ipob won't cease to amaze us.

They keep stealing rail track out of hunger and to sabotage the effort of Buhari in East

Who's losing?

Ipob infested brains

I needed to remind you how stupid you sound, of cos you can not advice an APC supporter. So the insecurity in the East is worse than that of the North huh? Why didn't they stop that of the North that has been ravaged with Bandits, boko haram, Fulani herdsmen, Iswap. You be full time MUmu

Religion of Piss

Laughnow419:
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It's funny how the two major political parties in Nigeria are all after Peter the rock Obi.
Instead of telling Nigerians what they intend to do if elected they're busy looking for fake news and wAys to tarnish someone who's blessed beyond measure. Foolish Nigerians are watching how insecurity has taken over the country and yet they're still supporting the same party that has taken Nigeria from frying pan to Fire.

Do you think you sound intelligent?
Reasoning from your anus is a curse, Or Obi matter go choke you till you kpai. Your Apc govt is prioritising Ruga and giving out 6 billion for animals in kastina while ASUU IS STILL ON STRIKE,UR KIND SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN. A CHEAP CONDOM THRN WOULD'VE PREVENTED A DISASTER LIKE YOU AND I PRAY NIGERIA HAPPENS TO YOU AND YOUR GENERATION

Pityoobi:
Zoogerians and zoombidients are living in fools paradise. OBI is the number one supporter of IPOB criminals. Check the logo of beer company owed by his family proudly wearing the Biafra insignia. Don't be fooled patriotic Nigerians, this man will never be loyal to the Nigerian state if elected. Calamity no go befall us all oooo.

He invested millions in this beer business promoting the Biafra logo and you say Obi is not plan B after Nnamdi Kanu.

Think properly oooo Majority of Igbos that have been calling Nigeria zoo and campaigning for the total dissolution of the entity called Nigeria are now suddenly in love with Nigeria because of OBI. No be juju be dat.

emmaodet:
Na waaa oooo
How many people she come dey bleep? Including you making 4?

Lol naso I see am

Bruv just move on, she ain't worth your love.
I can relate to this, similar thing happened but mine was I got scammed by a real close friend she warned me about that she doesn't like him and she's been bleeping one guy she claimed is her distant cousin, started bleeping another dude she met on facebook and slept with her baby daddy some months back. These hoes ain't loyal bruv

Boss hwfa nah, I go like come ur HK Oga boss please

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Oshiomhole is drunk
Edo ?
Like seriously....nor be the Benin city way me dey stay like this

The whole of Edo is for obi already.....the party that will come second in this presidential election in Edo state is Pdp

I just tire for oshiomhole..I be don dey reason say nor be the Edo state way me dey like this

Ode can you please reread what you wrote, I'm sure you don't know you sound like someone who needs mental evaluation, stop reasoning from your ass and reason with your brain that's if you have one.

apache22b:
The good for nothing Obidient's urchins are all over the media masturbating on their failed Port-Harcourt Rally . Next year election results will be a great shocker to them.

According to reports reaching us here the Agbadorian FC , the useless crowd at the Port-Harcourt Rally were all rented and sponsored by Nollywood industry with their ill gotten wealth, but we will not relent in our struggle by voting Bola Ahmed Tinubu who is the right man for the job with no scandal whatsoever, only a pocket of propaganda by the Obidient's urchins to tarnish Tinubu's image.

I and my fellow youths will continue to work tirelessly to bring back sanity to our dear country.

Tinubu is our only hope for a better Nigeria, believe it or not.

Peter Obi is a thief, a liar and a traitor. We cannot continue to live in deceit . Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins has lied for us for too long and we are tired of hearing more lies from them .

The Obidient's urchins are the worst sets of people in human race .

Say no to Peter Obi and his good for nothing Obidient's urchins and say yes to Bola Ahmed Tinubu, that's the only way we can move forward again in this Country

You should be the one to hang yourself.
No be curse na reality, Nigeria will surely happen to you soon.

TinubuThief:
Go hang yourself Mumu urchin

Wailer go on IG and watch the video if you no believe am, live and direct.
Keep wailing

Abdul05:
No be 2 million na 6 billion...


Omoyeebo propaganda..


Continue fooling urself...

Apc zombies always have something to spill, I pray Nigeria happens to y'all.
Posterity will judge you all, same people that brought the disaster of a person called BUHARI are now packaging an expired and weak Tinubu, Africans are our biggest enemies.
Tinubu did this to Lagos, he did that, is the whole of Nigeria Lagos? So the other past and present governors did nothing in their tenure too in Lagos?
The Tinubu then was strong and agile, the one I'm seeing now is an ancestor, he can't even hold a piece of paper without support, BUHARI is stronger than him, someone who should be resting and playing with his Great-grandchildren. The only way Tinubu will win is by rigging.

Boss you don win am already PLEASE even if na 2k boss I go really appreciate, God bless you

Farid24224:
About to win 500,000K

God abeg!!!!

Who dey check am nah, Man UTd dey ball today

This is the one comment fr, it means we going to America someday bruv

Zealoy:
This one wey i dey see America thread everywhere for travel so, does that means i will be also going to America soon?

I take pills and liquor, man's gotta derive happiness one way or the other.
Please don't JUDGE me, it is what it is

Those saying e no go pass drugs I got nothing to say to y'all except don't ever fall into deep depression. I've been fighting suicidal thoughts for months now, I don't know why the boy committed suicide but life is really so bleeped than I ever thought, I'm not lazy but sometimes it gets to a point I get tired.

She got real friends not like me, when the going got tough for man pikin everyone japa.
Growing up I thought life would be easy but rn man is fed up. Abeg ooo, I need any security guard job in Lagos with accommodation Biko, even if it's to be a house cleaner I'll happily do please someone help me out, to chop na war but I get water to drink shAA. Thanks and God bless y'all

Boss don't talk to me like as if I'm not looking for other alternatives, I don't enjoy this work because it's after effect comes during old age. I'm not lazy, just that things are tough for me and if you can still help me with any job I'll gladly accept.

Sleekfingers:
Better go find something else to do.....

There are days I don't eat or I can eat once in a day. Sometimes what I call food might be what you call snacks, anyhow man must survive

naturalman:
How do you manage 5k per week