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Flamingo
Dose days at living stone college
Na one flamingo one stone o

Don't really know how I contacted that name but 90% of my school know one dirty boy name flamingo.

Am gonna be going for segun arinze, pete edochic sam okoro ...

One thing surely you can never take from super eagle is their first match, they alway play first match as if it a final match. Chech afcon 1994, wold cup agaisnt spain .the recent against argentina . No wonder nigeria is the only country you see people gathering in church on monday morning...

I used to be a nairaland since the days I don't know what yahoomail is the register part alwaz asked ur yahoo address but thank to a freind that gave me his yahoomail. Since then have not turn back. Nairaland has lemme gat the chance of gaining admission even my level of reason ... I owe nairaland some pence

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please which sites can it be possible for watching video or any assisted application except for youtube.com






thanks in ancticipation

how come Johnathan did not make the list!!! [color=#990000][/color]

Ocasion is no doubt one of the heavy celebrated time in a year .apart from the chicken anD rice there is still more to offer .. Carnival of various types are all. Showin in differnt area neverless of those santa claus packaging waste product call santa gift... Gone are the day. When silent night are been played now thing have been different kukere azonto had taken in plAce of those meloudious song...
Today all chicken in all the world are experincing rapture(don't bother to ask me where such bones are going to) ... Still let's all share how our eve and xmas day turn u

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Ocasion is no doubt one of the heavy celebrated time in a year .apart from the chicken anD rice there is still more to offer .. Carnival of various types are all. Showin in differnt area neverless of those santa claus packaging waste product call santa gift... Gone are the day. When silent night are been played now thing have been different kukere azonto had taken in plAce of those meloudious song...
Today all chicken in all the world are experincing rapture(don't bother to ask me where such bones are going to) ... Still let's all share how our eve and xmas day turn up

i trust fsshola (mr. nonsense ) he would have pulled everytin down and provide you with a condition of another land in a remote village or given each person N20, 000

u could imagine with the okirika pant she put on

see what joblessness has cause

its must have been the man without no shoe and his wife who main target is throwing bombs in the public

[quote author=adesojiaderemi@]Sorry for this late response, were you or your gf selected for further processing?[/quote]no!!!
i only register this November 2012 and hoping if my name could be out please put me through
thanks

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Yeah thanks every one have really been following this page... And had been. Quite interesting and letting me to feel like a residence but have been deprived of that righT... Lemme explain futher I applied for the dv2013 with a single status I.e alone but unknown to me my gF has done her of which later include my name as a participant I.e marrieD.
I now humbly askeD maybe I still paraventure have a chance to participate
Pls urgent reply......
Thank in anticipation...

Hell - Strictly Christians Only


Why will we continue to live in fear
Why will we continue to sin to our creator
if you know my father you are saved
And who is this my father
The kings of king
The one who sits in heaven and rule.in the affairs of man!!!
Abeegi stop ur sinful life and live a sinless life
And for those of you who think u will repent in the 11th hour haa it will be too late ....
Take heed

We have to be prayerful my people!!
He was dressed in white shirt that day. while
he was crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife a car came and
hit him and he died on the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was after some
time that she recovered from her shock. The
funeral and cremation was the very next day
because he died horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a
dream in which she saw an old woman, the
old woman told her to wash the blood stains
of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon
as possible. But the mother ignored the
dream. The next night her father had the
same dream, he also ignored it. Then when
the lady had the same dream the next night,
she woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes
which have blood stains immediately. She
washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same
dreams, washed the stains but some
remained. The same dream was repeated the
next night again and this time the old woman
gave her last warning to wash off the blood
stain or else something terrible will happen.
This time the lady tried her best to wash off
the stains and the clothes nearly tore, but
some stains still remained. She was very tired.
Late in the evening the same day while she
was alone at home, someone knocked the
door. And when she opened the door she
saw the same old woman of her dreams
standing at the door. She got very scared and
fainted. The old woman woke her up and
gave her a blue box which shocked the lady.
And the lady asked, ''What is this?''
The old woman replied, '' New improved Blue
Omo Washing Powder, it removes all
stubborn stains!!!''

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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the Gate-man was lying dead on their porch

A conversation: Man: Promise you won't get
mad? GOD: I promise. Man (frustrated): Why did you
let so much stuff happen to me
today? GOD: What do you mean? Man: Well I woke up late. GOD: Yes. Man: My car took forever to
start. GOD: Okay.... Man (growling): At lunch, they
made my sandwich wrong and
I had to wait. GOD: Hmmmm.. Man: On the way home, my
phone went dead, just as I
picked up a call GOD: All right Man (loudly): And to top it all
off, when I got home, I just
wanted to soak my feet in my
foot massager and relax, but it
wouldn't work. Nothing went
right today! Why did you do that? GOD: Well let me see..... the
angel of death was at your bed
this morning and I had to send
one of the other angels to battle
him for your life. I let you sleep
through that. Man (humbled): Oh... GOD: I didn't let your car start
because there was a drunk
driver on your route that might
have hit you if you were on the
road Man (ashamed): ............ GOD: The first person who made
your sandwich today was sick
and I didn't want you to catch
what they have, I knew you
couldn't afford to miss work Man (embarrassed): Oh..... GOD: Your phone went dead
because the person that was
calling was going to give a false
witness about what you said on
that call, I didn't even let you
talk to them so you would be covered Man (softly): I see God GOD: Oh and that foot massager,
it had a short circuit that was
going to throw out all of the
power in your house tonight. I
didn't think you wanted to be
in the dark. Man: I'm sorry God. GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to
trust me.........in all things, the
good and the bad Man: I WILL trust you God GOD: And don't doubt that my
plan for your day is always
better than your plan Man: I won't God. And let me
just tell you God, thank you for
everything today. GOD: You're welcome child. It
was just another day being
your God and I love looking
after my children. LESSON LEARNED: TRUST IN THE LORD WITH ALL
YOUR HEART AND LEAN NOT ON
YOUR OWN UNDERSTANDING.

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can someone please explain to me why all monday are alway fast because it alway look like miracle



to me




happy new weeek

2012 End of the year youth Awards. Send this to your friends and see what awards you get.

1.Best Swagg.
2.Best smile.
3.Most anoying.
4.Best Sense of Humor.
5.Biggst looser.
6.Most creative.
7.Best eyes.
8.Best personality.
9.Best body.
10.Nyc voice.
11.Always disturbing.
12.Crazy in an amazing way.
13.Wonderful kisser.
14.Wonderful heart.
15.perfect galfrnd/boyfrnd. 16.player of the year.
17.Best lover
18.Most ugly
19.Most handsome
20.Most beautiful
21.Best Mugu
22.Sweetest Heart
23.Most Hardworking
24.Funniest

...Award me first.

A pastor and his son. Read This Story and Pass it on.

Every Sunday afternoon, after the morning service at the church, the Pastor and his eleven year old son would go out into their town and hand out Gospel Tracts.

This particular Sunday afternoon, as it came time for the Pastor and his son to go to the streets with
their tracts, it was very cold outside, as well as pouring rain.

The boy bundled up in his warmest and driest clothes and said, 'OK, dad, I'm ready.'

His Pastor dad asked, 'Ready for what?'

'Dad, it's time we gather our tracts together and go out.'

Dad responds, 'Son, it's very cold outside and it's pouring rain.'

The boy gives his dad a surprised look, asking, 'But Dad, aren't people still going to Hell, even though it's raining?'

Dad answers, 'Son, I am not going out in this weather.'

Despondently, the boy asks, 'Dad, can I go? Please?'

His father hesitated for a moment then said, 'Son, you can go. Here are the tracts, be careful son.'

'Thanks Dad!'

And with that, he was off and out into the rain. This eleven year old boy walked the streets of the town going door to door and handing everybody he met in the street a Gospel Tract .

After two hours of walking in the rain, he was soaking, bone-chilled wet and down to his VERY LAST TRACT. He stopped on a corner and looked for someone to hand a tract to, but the streets were totally deserted.

Then he turned toward the first home he saw and started up the sidewalk to the front door and rang the door bell. He rang the bell, but nobody answered.

He rang it again and again, but still no one answered. He waited but still no answer.

Finally, this eleven year old trooper turned to leave, but something stopped him.

Again, he turned to the door and rang the bell and knocked loudly on the door with his fist. He waited, something holding him there on the front porch!

He rang again and this time the door slowly opened.

Standing in the doorway was a very sad-looking elderly lady. She softly asked, 'What can I do for you, son?' With radiant eyes and a smile that lit up her world, this little boy said, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry if I disturbed you, but I just want to tell you that * JESUS REALLY DOES LOVE YOU * and I came to give you my very last Gospel Tract which will tell you all about JESUS and His great LOVE.'

With that, he handed her his last tract and turned to leave.

She called to him as he departed. 'Thank you, son! And God Bless You!'

Well, the following Sunday morning in church Pastor Dad was in the pulpit. As the service began, he asked, 'Does anybody have testimony or want to say anything?'

Slowly, in the back row of the church, an elderly lady stood to her feet.

As she began to speak, a look of glorious radiance came from her face, 'No one in this church knows me. I've never been here before. You see, before last Sunday I was not a Christian. My husband passed on some time ago, leaving me totally alone in this world. Last Sunday, being a particularly cold and rainy day, it was even more so in my heart that I came to the end of the line where I no longer had any hope or will to live.

So I took a rope and a chair and ascended the stairway into the attic of my home. I fastened the rope securely to a rafter in the roof, then stood on the chair and fastened the other end of the rope around my neck. Standing on that chair, so lonely and broken-hearted I was about to leap off, when suddenly the loud ringing of my doorbell downstairs startled me. I thought, 'I'll wait a minute, and whoever it is will go away.'

I waited and waited, but the ringing doorbell seemed to get louder and more insistent, and then the person ringing also started knocking loudly...

I thought to myself again, 'Who on earth could this be? Nobody ever rings my bell or comes to see me.' I loosened the rope from my neck and started for the front door, all the while the bell rang louder and louder.

When I opened the door and looked I could hardly believe my eyes, for there on my front porch was the most radiant and angelic little boy I had ever seen in my life. His SMILE, oh, I could never describe it to you!

The words that came from his mouth caused my heart that had long been dead, TO LEAP TO LIFE as he exclaimed with a cherub-like voice, 'Ma'am, I just came to tell you that JESUS REALLY DOES LOVE YOU .' Then he gave me this
Gospel Tract that I now hold in my hand.

As the little angel disappeared back out into the cold and rain, I closed my door and read slowly every word of this Gospel Tract. Then I went up to my attic to get my rope and chair. I wouldn't be needing them any more.

You see-- -I am now a Happy Child of the KING. Since the address of your church was on the back of this Gospel Tract, I have come here to personally say THANK YOU to God's little angel who came just in the nick of time and by
so doing, spared my soul from an eternity in hell.'

There was not a dry eye in the church. And as shouts of praise and honour to THE KING resounded off the very rafters of the building, Pastor Dad descended from the pulpit to the front pew where the little angel was seated....

He took his son in his arms and sobbed uncontrollably.

Probably no church has had a more glorious moment, and probably this universe has never seen a Papa that was more filled with love & honour for his son.... Except for One.

Blessed are your eyes for reading this message.

Don't let this message die, read it again and pass it to others. Heaven is for His people!
Remember, God's message CAN make the difference in the life of someone close to you.
Please share this wonderful message...

If you love JESUS, please forward this message.
Spread His word, and share His goodness and faithfulness.

Matthew 10:32 says:
'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven'

Nigerian dey vex ooooo

joblessness at its peak mtchewwwwwwwwwww

To all students still waiting for admission list into his/her school of choice for 2012, "May your name appear in the next list",

To All admitted students, and Those already in school, May you finish you studies as the "Best Graduating Student Of Your Time"!!!

May the hand that shall type "Amen" to this be alive to witness and be a testimony to this!!!

Amen!!!

LESSON:
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"I was raped at the age of 9" - Oprah

"I didn't even complete my University Education" - Bill Gates

"In my childhood days, I stitched shoes" - Abraham Lincoln

"I struggled academically throughout elementary school" - Ben Carson

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training" - Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple" - Steve Jobs

"My teachers used to call me a failure" - Tony Blair.

"At school I was the loser in my class" - Chilo Valentino Ketlhoafetse

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about WHAT YOU STILL CAN DO!

SO NEVER GIVE UP!..

English na English abeg no comot my brain