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Mr.Jeremi's manhood has altered this one's mental capability.. Smh.
Nigerian feminists sha are like supermario.. Them go dey form hardcore, hardcore.. But na cactus dey kill dem lass lass. If you know, you know

This have nothing to do with this exact post, but... I laugh anytime i read comments about how wizkid is a 'deadbeat' dad.. like are some people going nuts or what? One hoe that 'willingly' got preggy for this boy clearly thought she has finally chop her running ticket.. She even had the gut to demand for $18k a month 'upbringing' money.. $18k/mnth!!? Who or what is she bringing up? her child or her slaying capability? She has no right to even call wizkid a deadbeat dad when we all know that legally, the child is illegitimate.. No matter how some of you try to paint it.. If she wasn't ready to single-handedly bring up the child, she wouldn't have had unprotected sex with a guy she wasn't legally bound with.. Whether by marriage or by civil partnership. Wizkid's duty is just to support with his upbring.. Highest highest go be like N50k when you add tuition.. Make she go get preggy for a 'common' man na, make i see if na her go 'beat' the guy when hin don 'dead' .. NONSENSE

What someone's mom is doing in a cult is what i don't understand.. she should hang

thesicilian:
Love this guy Messi. He's almost as good as Cristiano Ronaldo!

You are obviously watching sponge bob instead of football.. cristiano is almost as good as salah and not messi

I don't even know what to type.. Lets just wait and see

Tamarapetty:
Sorry, but i won't return that money country hard

You be tiff.. I know say you be tiff oh

Tamarapetty:
Lol, e go dey somehow.

(Laffs) you see wetin i dey talk abi? But if na for your fellow females to stretch hand, cry, jump, wail and start forming hug hug,. Shebi e no go dey somehow? lols.. Bia Nwanyi, take time o

There is a reason why afonjas and the kins of ndi almajiri always chant, "IGBO AMAKA"! This is one of them

Tamarapetty:
Lol, so if i kneel and propose to u now, u go blush kon accept??

Hahaha.. My one and only NL jollof,.. I go accept na.. But how you want make i take blush na? Na to just bone face con stretch my marvelous hand give you biko

Mr. Maduka left the location of the rising sun to come and develop the brown roof and red mud of ogun state.. Risking the safety of his unreplaceable skull.. And this act of wickness is what the son of an ofe-mmanu willingly and hopelessly wants to do to him? Smh.. That thief is just a western waste and he should be killed. Nonsense

opeyemijr:
Haha, oloshi ni e ni, wish your neighbor well so you too can receive big blessings from baba God......NegativeMindedPerson

I never wished her bad sir.. I'm pointing out what happens in some cases

We have seen situations where a lot of noise was made over a baby bump and after 9months.,.... Miscarriage.. Just like that!

Its like this op's brain is becoming dull and lifeless.. So you need a tweet from wizkid to know that asorock is not supposed to be a retirement pensionering home abi? Wawa kowai

People that spoil the image of the Christian Church! He should rot in jail.. Btw, the woman is very stupid.. I wonder if it is climate change that makes people stupid and gullible

Females would never buy ring and propose.. but if na to come nairaland and twitter con dey bark yen yen yen feminism, you go see their trafficator.. nonsense.
Btw, op.. It's 'presence' and not 'present'. NOnsense

Lols. See that Anna Savage.. She wrote that she would also scam if she was stuck in a place like NIGERIA.. Smh.. Her savagery no be here i swear..
We really need to change this country biko

I don't support scammers in anyway.. But what i will not take is when these americans label us as the bad ones when we all know that they're the 'Babas' in every dirty crime.. From paedo to killers, from cyber bullying to cyber crimes.. From sexual harassment to acid attacks.. Even skull mining! Smh.. Useless mofos.. They always claiming to be extremely smart and not-criminally-minded.. Still on still, one small yoruba boy would just plug his desktop of 230mb ram, to i-pass-my-neighbour-gen.. Plug his stolen modem to it and use the shii to scam the hell out of those vagabonds.. Nonsense

CommissionING a wretched gutter with so much grass on the edges? lmao.. And you say its the minister of industry commissioning this one? Hahaha.. Baba Bubu.. what did we do to deserve this na?
Just look at how the zombie of a minister was just dispensing tweet after tweet just because of one dead gutter.. What'ave we done to deserve this biko?

dingbang:
when okpo full allen avenue. nonsense

Stop stealing my 'nonsense' after my messages.
BTW, the market women should quickly arrange N200 miango pepper that'll be used on that useless rapist's manhood before it is eventually cut off! Nonsense

So if Ghana and south africa beef Nigeria, then a mere local govt. Like Kenya sef would open mouth to join.. smh.. kenya? smh..
How many banks in kenya have cctV? Something that would not capture that useless black colour of their citizens.. Smh..
You sure say all this tecno and infinix phone go even notice their finger print wey their colour don block finish ne? Nonsense

czarina:
Don't mind. You'll be surprised he doesn't even live in Plateau.
People go just dey overblow that cheapness story about plateau when vegetables are the only thing cheap here in season.

Lol.. You no see as the thing vex me ne? Plateau state cheapness don pass with goodluck administration.. Like onions are fuc*n expensive now! Lets not even talk about yam tubers and our 'tomato jos'.. Some people would be ignorant and still be claiming that they know it all.. Smh.. Fish for jos at N200? Kia! How much is sharwa and geisha then? -even at 11:16pm wey everywhere go dark, no body go make mistake sell am at that price

Ewroghene1:
Its not necessary u buy maggi,salt,pepper,oil,onion, when ever u want to cook
Those are supposed to be at home already, they are petty stuffs, u cannot use them all once when bought.
Egusi soup is an ideal soup for #500
Fish #300
Egusi #150
Bitter leaf #50
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So fresh pepper is always supposed to be available? even if petty stuffs are readily available, she should add the worth of the ones she used instead of coming to social media to form wife material.. e.g curry 1sachet N20, Thyme 1sachet N20, kitchen glory 1sachet N30, royco 4cubes N30.. All those ingredients i mentioned would even be multiplied by two because of the one that would first be added to the fish while cooking it.. What of crayfish? What of other small small details? Abeg she should Just tAke a sit biko

NamelessOGBENI:
Kebbi, Sokoto, Borno and Plateau.

I can't say much about other northern states though.

Where in plateau state would you get that fish for N200? Half kilo of mackrel that i bought yesterday was N400 Naira.. and i wasn't even showing like that inside the 4cups of jollof rice i made! so how this wan come be quarter kilo? this girl na big joke jare.. make she go find another lie

skarlett:
Kaley and Tewa show

This cracked me up mehn

I remember that puppet show

I remember hating the show that year sha.. But i won't forget that song:
"a spider's palour is not a place to play.. Blah blah blah (i have forgotten that part).. came to tell their tale.. But the wicked spider made a meal of them".. Lol.. CHEI! My memories are not bad at all

Oga marketer.. if you give me any itel phone just to have a look at it, i would just throw it to the dogs

Airforce1:
This comment really crack me up big time, I must say

There is nothing funny about your failed music career.. I'm sure that if a child lights up a knockout during this ember period and places it in your palm, it would not even blow.. You are not synonymous to blowing!.. Besides, stop getting cracked up and goan beg wizkid to help you renew your career to atleast an upcoming one.. Nonsense

I even thought the father was a paedo or raped him at a young age.. Or even beats his mother then.. But i was wrong.. This one is worst! What manner of father wishes his son death?
To even wish him death while the father would'av been alive even makes it worse.. Tufia [spits].. I support the guy.. Anybody that wishes me death and ill-luck would never find peace in this life or in death.

Covenant University is not different from kaley and tewa show.. It is a joke! Smh

93Miles:
Only a fool says PMB is not working..

Only a very big fool with a lifeless brain says that PMB is working..

What shall it profit a common Nigerian to be told -and showed a paper displaying statistics that shows- that nigeria has the 'best' economy in Africa yet, he cannot feel it.. It that not foolishness? Oga.. Stop licking bubu's ass when we are not feeling any positive impact in this regime

Sarkin:
He has a plan so sit back and relax

People are suffering, dying and starving.. Sleeping very late and waking up extremely early just to make ends meet in this trying regime and all you can type is sit back and relax? Relax? Smh.. Bmcs have lost it.. I pray your family would never encounter hardship.. But God does not always answer my prayer