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@ topic. * sighs * dem fit pack condemn milk? Milk don fall...e don fall. Make una leave am
@ topic. * sighs * dem fit pack condemn milk? Milk don fall...e don fall. Make una leave am

Make una vote na

The greatest thing I've done with my phone is helping Moshood to win the skalewu contest by voting and watching on youtube. Infact I'm also doing anoda...helping a nairalander to win a vj contest.
Nairaland link: https://www.nairaland.com/1559816/nairalander-needs-votes-win-vj#20297845

Here is the link to vote: www.pulse.ng/music/vote-for-jason-id2582297.html

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Omo! Wetin do dis bar na? I bin dey hear say na influential people dey come this bar na? Y e come dry like pomo wey harmattan catch? Abeg! Abeg! I just wan dey enjoy life o..remeber say d year don dey end o.

Wetin concern una? As thr topic has said,it is a secret wedding. Wetin concern una with people secrets? Na the guy go call off ASUU strike? Some people even come dey judge dem sef as if na their brother or aunty dey wed. Mtshweee.

GustavoFring: Lol if they give you gun now can you even hold it?

Ode.

yes! If i see ur head. I'll hold and pull the trigger!

Abeg! Op. If u go give person job give am. Which one be don't post tru multiple source? Brother John no get money buy laptop,he went to cyber cafe,droped his c.v to be sent later due to our erractic internet services. Then the cafe attendant decided to kill 10birds with 1 stone by send every oda c.vs along with urs to same address. How wil u judge him?
I swear. That's y i don't like working 4 someone. Two mch unneccesary formalties! U say he shudn't b desperate abi? 10yrs and he neva get job. Wetin make he do? Non-challant hoping u call him? Pls Op and all H.rs please always try to be considerate we are humans not computers!

Dear Jobseekers. Pls go and learn handworks. They are better. God help u and you make it,u sef go dey employ na.

all4naija: Sorry! This guy on the image below must be a Ghanaian!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1414797_301474_241836342539813_216028291_n_jpga87eb218fd595dbfef78b2e2ef780863

wat's up with you na? Na so una go dey find trouble up and down. If dem pursue Nigerians comot from their country ..u go run go report for united Nations abi?

Wow! Nice one. This is a good way to get Nairaland to another level. Walahi. U need see the way wey i dey always carry Nairaland for head like say na Nairaland Shares i dey use survive. I don even argue say Nairaland get mouth pass Channels tv. Dem talk say person wey wish hiw fellow broda well him sef go see favour. Na up up Nairaland go go o.
* sips schnapps and pours a little on the ground *

iterator25: you're the one pulling Nigeria backwards

with which rope i take pull Nigeria backward? Don't face the problems of Nigeria o...be there using me as an excuse 4 Nigeria's slow growth. You could have just answerd my question if u knew it.

Pls. Someone shuld pls educate us about stem cells transplant. Dnt tell me to check Google o. I prefer the the summary.

kane45: Nigeria is a circular state and therefore, no sector of d economy was supposed to be islamised.

u're right. Egypt is a rectangular state.

Daddy Showkey's
E jo ta lo ni moto yi?
Seven seven...
Baby Fryos' dem go dey pose...dem go dey waka kurukere .....
African China's akposhe.
Tunde Nigtingale.
Dr Alban- haleluyah dey! We are the king of kings better...
Inferno- wish
and lots more mehn. So so nostalgic! Pls does anyone knw where i could download Se bi Oluwa lon pese by I.k dairo and Osupa Roro by the same I.k Dairo. Pls * teary eyes *

And who said Nigeria can't live peacefully? Isaac my brother from the east sored 1st goal
Yahaha my brother from the north scored the 2nd goal
Awoniyi my Yoruba brother scored the 3rd goal. How else can we preach Unity ?
WAZOBIA! Up 9ja!

when 2go came out. it was the best chat app in Nigeria. Almost everyone who has an internet enabled phone must have downloaded the 2go app but not until the advent of Whatsapp.The minimizing and multimedia file transfer gives it an edge over 2go. until recently when i had thought that the end of 2go is near only for them to surprise me with their android version. Damnnnn! u need to see the android version. it is far far better than whatsapp. if you dont believe me check it out and see. the Java version sucks though

@ op. i am surprised that you are surprised at the type of leggins she is wearing. are you not in Nigeria? i see this type of leggins almost everyday when i go out. there is this wicked one they wear that is so transparent to show the skin colour,pant colour and outline. i remember looking at a lady and almost got hit by a danfo driver. you wont believe that the Driver too was looking at her too. damn! u for come see as we take dey laugh ourselves that day.
worse of all, it is so annoying and degrading how these girls are comfortable wearing this in BROAD DAY LIGHT. i can't help but think that endtime is near.(i didn't say the thing o)

ichidodo: look at the Idi.ot's distended Yoruba
scrotal sac. Up Emenike!!,Up Biafra...

sir i will advise u to keep calm and enjoy the match
it is not Biafra playing. it is NIGERIA. i mean NI GERIAAAAAAAA.





One Nigeria!

IYA NGBALI: Second to the last picture is th best time to fok a pregnant woman,at that stage dem dey sweet like honey

you don spoil finish. Chai! U don even Tanchala.

@op. You should tell Agent Mulder and Sally about it. They are the X-files guys. That's there speciality-paranomal activities.
Thank me later.

Pls abeg, biko. What does Kenny Saint Brown sing? She should be working as a creche owner jor!

Sorry Op that i'm not answering ur question o. Just gota say this: Mafizikolo's song and video,Khona is what music should be. Every part of the video inteprets something. The horse, the background, the dance steps et al. You must agree with me that South Africans make better song Videos than Us here. I would watch and listen to the song anytime anyday over P square's personaly. #no hating o

Danhumprey: Any Nigerian music! They are mostly classless and with no meaning. Just mere beats. Even the lyrics are something else. They tend to make the beat louder than the lyrics. For wetin na?



Give me Country rock/pop music anyday,anytime. I'm a big fan of Country music.

bro! U don't like country music more than i do.Abeg. Make we relate na.i don dey find u since. Mehn...of all the whole genres of music,country music is the MOST MAKING SENSE of all!

...That reminds me. If u are in need of many crates of eggs eg ranging from 20 to 100. Pm me i can suply you.

Na wa o. Even people wey neva get b.frnd or g.frnd for their life dey talk. I Thank Nollywood and Gholywood for them sha.

AG.gal:
And how much were u paid?

leme guess. U didnt read his post. U jst randomly quoted someone and commented abi?

Mubby4luv: I did one bad tin bcoz ov money. this one tym at my early 20's when my greed was so high for money. I got ma self involved with a guy who said he knows somewhere we could get fuckin rich. being da greedy tht I was, I foolishly agreed without thinking it through. we made our arrangements and traveled to a village in Niger state "I won't mention it though". finally we met a man strange looking with his facial u could tell the man is soaked with poverty and mystery.
I was a bit frightened but My frd (now Dead) calmed me down and assured me Evrytin is fyn giving me guarantee tht he knows da man well enough. we sat down on a mat at the back ov his house which I take to b his shrine or watever. We narrated our reasons to him and behold wat the man's instructions where. ......

were what?