₦airaland Forum

Na wa o. Even people wey neva get b.frnd or g.frnd for their life dey talk. I Thank Nollywood and Gholywood for them sha.

[quote author=AG.gal]And how much were u paid? [/quote]leme guess. U didnt read his post. U jst randomly quoted someone and commented abi?

Mubby4luv: I did one bad tin bcoz ov money. this one tym at my early 20's when my greed was so high for money. I got ma self involved with a guy who said he knows somewhere we could get fuckin rich. being da greedy tht I was, I foolishly agreed without thinking it through. we made our arrangements and traveled to a village in Niger state "I won't mention it though". finally we met a man strange looking with his facial u could tell the man is soaked with poverty and mystery.
I was a bit frightened but My frd (now Dead) calmed me down and assured me Evrytin is fyn giving me guarantee tht he knows da man well enough. we sat down on a mat at the back ov his house which I take to b his shrine or watever. We narrated our reasons to him and behold wat the man's instructions where. ......

were what?

freecocoa: Tell me about it .

na to hear person story dey sweet u. TALK UR OWN JOR!

Vivly: Lol. U don't mean it!

she meant it. Talk wetin u sef do for money

r231: Congrats RR.......we go wash am o

Morning All

Before nko? We go wash am na. Water full tank... Detergent full bowl. Good morning all. How was your nights? I had one of my best night. It rained heavily and God's A.C kept blowing all through. Hope we all had a wonderfull night too?

Royal Roy: Am I the only one noticing a lot of changes on Nairaland?

The picture quality is extremely better now. Impressive!

me too. I noticed the google search button and local search button. It's cool!

greatgod2012: Good evening the whole house.
Wasn't around since morning and infact had a bad day. My neighbour's kid was rushed to the hospital in the middle of the night at around 1am and we (I and hubby)had to follow them to the hospital. The toddler was admitted while we came back at around 4am, we slept and around 5:30 am again, my phone rang, it was my friend who lost her dad, her mum just died 10months ago. So pathetic. So unfortunate. I went there and stayed with her till around 8am when I had to rush to office for permission offwork, after which I checked back on my neighbour's kid at hospital, later went back to my friend's place during and after the burial. Just coming back home. So tired.
Please house, help me pray for my neighbor's kid o, when I got there, the kid was being given blood, I'm scared, don't know what could have gone wrong, because the mother is a professional and registered nurse. We just need your prayers. Thanks.

Don't worry. All is going to be fine. God is in control. You needn't worry a thing, the boy will be fine.

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]African Soccer is Mad Corrupt Yo

Almost as Corrupt as Italian Soccer

Can't eva trust those Ginnys

Fhuck an Italian

A Ginny can't do a Gotdamn Thing for me but Slide my Goddamn Pizza In the Oven

I really Like Nigeria, and it's women and Beauty

It's just that Damn Green and White Flag.....

I Hate That Thing[/quote]what are you truly saying? Have you taken the herbs that Baba gave you today? It's under the Table na!

Royal Roy: Welcome Filebe.....have a sit.

Ict is a very lucrative sector at the moment. Your hustling will turn to testimony in due time!!

Wish u all the best in ur hustles!

Ypp, give this man a bottle of Heineken, cold one please. Add a plate of Nkwobi on my bill!

Tank you jare. I'm Teetotal just give me half crate of malt and that plate of Nkwobi on your bill. What a generous family we have here? I'll introduce myself here tomorrow again. I might get a full crate.

Tinkybabe: Filebe, je ko wa be, ma lo be, omo ti be, ko ma lo bee o..una welcome o
God evening sir,
you're welcome to the family fun section,God bless you sir
*in my pry school voice*

Thank you Jare Omo daa daa! Wa gbayi.

Royal Roy: Bros, dont bother about ur hidden post. Just try to FILEBE.

oya introduce yourself. And no padded bras and panties story. You wl be warmly welcomed.

owkay o. Pant n bra stories ke? Lol. Anyhow sha. Make i giv masef a brief introduction.
As my Username goes...i'm Filebe, i'm the most happiest-go-lucliest humanbeing on earth. Even as Bills and pressures pile up to the sky i still don't worry. Ehmmm....ehmmmn... I'm in my mid twenties. I'm an Entrepreneur, jack of all trades , an hustler...anyone you choose but i base mainly in the Ict field. It's primary sch i last wrote abt myself. I'm sure i'v done a good job describing myself. Dat's all.

Mod. Wetin i talk wey make una hide my post na? I only say i wana have fun wit a lady in the room. How suggestive could that be for the mod to hide my post? Mod...you no try at all o. GOD DEY o! Bt i like fun na.

Sagamite: It is my copyright. I will use it as I please, thank you.

no problem Bro. It's ur copyright but it's getin trite and banal not to mention that it defeats the purpose of some of your "witty" posts.

Sagamite. Enough of the Fucktards pleaseeee. U keep on saying it like it's God's gift to English Language. Abeg e don do.. Use somtin else.

owolabifunke14: The women in Kenya should stand up and fight that silly man. This is the last shit we can take in Nigeria

Iyabo Obasanjo was landed a dirty slap. Remember?

It's definately not Union Bank sha. They Got old women trying to look young with Shoulder pads raised like the Bad Woman in the cartoon, 101 Damaltians.

@ Op. Will you say youtube has not been better since it was purchased? Of course it has! Youtube was launched by three formal PayPal employees in 2005 off the back of an initial $11.5m investment. Its rise to success.... EHn?
Where i dey sef?
Abeg make una no vex o. I guess i am being STOWAWAYED.

* exists thread *

hikmoj: u may cal it what eva u like.d sheikh is a senegales we know him very wel many of us saw him b4 he passd away in 1975 &his portrait is every wia.d 2nd sheikh (bulala)4rm offa kwara st he passd away in 1989

Ok. My Imam is a from Tapa.He passed away in 2000

This is just getting annoying as days pass! Would you believe that they now pray to these Sheiks? I heard them saying : in the name of Sheik Niyas. .. Can u imagine? Some even went to the extent of wearing his picture as an amulet. Didn't d Quran clearly states that it sinfull to use Amulets? I'm not suprised anyway , the Quran makes it clear about people who read the Quran for reading sake and some who wont understand a thing except whom God wants to.

I don't intend to insult when i say women are the most gullible of all beings. They are always the one to first believe in things like this.

Op. Thank you for the topic jare. It's about time we read something interesting jare. Tired of reading about Stowaway tins and endtime tins. Infact i'm willing to report anyone who pops in here to say Endtime Tins.

nanz: the only change is to change the cap to yellow beret.

where dis one from come? No b ur fault na. Tecno don make android cheap. And i'm sure na internet cheat u use dey browse.
Yellow be kor purple Gele ni!

RealJenny: Ok sorry for calling you names but I hate when I'm accused falsely, maybe you're nt up to date with happenings in the world, it was even all over the radio, I would NEVER mk up any story just to get traffic, I don't intend running a gossip blog so pls don't insult me, what would I gain from calling Nigerians dumb? I'm I not a Nigerian? But since u still doubt click this link to confirm http://www.statisticbrain.com/countries-with-the-highest-lowest-average-iq/

lol! Okay Jeny. Guess am wrong about you. Thought you're one of those ladies who just got themselves a blackberry and started bloging because they heard Linda is blogging. Walahi. I had thought u would insult me again...bt u did otherwise and as a matter of fact. I'm impressed. You just earn yourself a "daily viewer" on your blog. Just remember me when the money starts strolling in sha. Lol.

Apparently Bill currignton's Good Direction and Jamey Johnson's High cost of live is stuck on my Repeat Button.
Team Country music!