₦airaland Forum

At first glance i thought i saw: "TONTO DIKEH & IK OGBONA FIGHTS A DIABETES FOR FREE"

victorv12: Nigeria is cursed! To our brothers living abroad, don't go around and be claiming you're from Nigeria...You better watch your neck!

Bro. Take time there o. Don't you ever say a country is cursed not to talk of my Country. Who cursed it? You abi? Just shut up when you got nothing to say

Osahon7: WEDA YORUBA OR IBO, WE ARE ALL ONE;AN INJURY TO ONE IS AN INJURY TO ALL..PLS QUIT DIS ''YORUBA OR IBO'' SYNDROME, ABI DEM STILL DEY SEE YORUBA INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT?? NR BE GREEN ALL BE?

Bro. I tire o. I swear to God if dem gimme cyber cane i go flog some people for Nairaland like pickin! Han Han. Yoruba this...Igbo that....hausa that...! Wetin? Can't we just for once make a constructive criticism? I'm a Yoruba, i stay in Lagos, i'v got tons of igbo frnds. I dnt care what they are...i relate to them as humans should. Wait sef..! When u guys make tribalistic comments ,what do u fight for? Superiority? Una be big FOOL,OFEKES! HomoSapiens Oshi. Always thinking of how to dominate. If u no dominate ur tribe...u go wan dominate other people's tribe. let us pls address ourselves as Nigerians and not as tribes. We should all stand together to make this country great. Trust me, It is not a mistake that u're a Nigerian o. If God had wanted he could have made u a citizen of another Country. Jst stop all this tribalistic comments. Biko... Plssss.

dasparrow: @Post

Hmmmmm. Right now, we Nigerians should not even complain because when Nigerians are deporting Nigerians in our own country,...
At the end of the day, I don't even know which is worse: living in the western world and being subjected to anti-black racism or live in Nigeria and be subjected to tribalism, insecurity, lack of electricity supply etc or live in other African countries and be subjected to black-on-black hatred and discrimination, torture and sudden deportation? Black Africans are beginning to scare me.
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shut up jor! Which Nigerians were being deported in Nigeria? U just go about saying Nonsense. I'm highly annoyed by what u said! Who deported whom in Nigeria? Or when did Lagos close its border from the Igbos? I'm taking it that u meant the recent Fashola's family re-union. People like you gives foreigner a wrong impression of Nigeria. If BBC or CNN had said what you wrote, i trust u to start protesting.
Guy. U just got me angry this morning jor.

Excluding lagos? Didnt i just see Ikeja there or something?
And what exactly do you aim to achieve with this?

Excluding lagos? Didnt i just see Ikeja there or something?

As i heard:
The protein in sperm has got a tightening effect on the skin. If left to dry up, the evaporation of water leaves the protein behind which helps to reduce wrinkes. You may have to walk around with sperm all day to achieve this.

Why am i thinking of a sperm Bank?

born2fuck: The whole community should be check thoroughly in house to house, I know their king or bale will have his pot of soup fill most

ur english no b here o. Wetin hapn? U dey speak wel b4 na. Person don hack ur account jor!

slimdiggi: Must we kill everything! Whale com,we kill and chop,elephant? I don tire!

hahahahaha
Naija ma country, i hail thee. That's y indomie look us package a biger noodle call am HUNGRY MAN. We too dey hungry 4 this country. Ebina. Evrytin we chop! Alien go soon drop one day...we go chop am sef!

Grammer too much jare. He sure me say no be 2short write the letter!

What am i supose to do with this? This is that part i need the team Garri. Abeg whr una dey?

Harahmeedey: Tenk God i've finally found my SØÚL MÄTË........:-)......Ð $túpíd HÄIR CREAM was under my bed ni sha!:-D

Dis is what hapens when u avail a kid a blackberry.

I have a friend at Lebanon who studies Forensic Science. Do we even have that course in Nigeria? Many murders/deaths wouldn't have gone unsolved if it wasn't politically driven. Politics kills people more than illness. If the government always have the motive of killing people to attain power why would they organise something to investigate the deaths? How many political deaths/murders have been swept under the carpet? See na. See when there was a mass Failure in this UTME exam, didn't the senate intervene? I belive those idiots put mouth because their pickins follow fail the exam. It's when any member of their family die...dem go remember the word, "AUTOPSY" dey dictionary. Had it bein Cynthia popsy no dey influential u think say them go find the cause of her death?
THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE QUESTIONED! just like someone said NGOs should be set up for this. The NIGERIAN GOVT is not the govt for the people!

Which pilot? Brt or Airplane?

jide olasoji: Folake..... Ella's bunky... I was shocked when I saw the link today only to discovered it was you... Mob that did this to you will not go unpunished.. They will experience greater scenario.,

Ameeeen 100times!
These cultists are just the most annoying creatures on the surface of the earth! You need to see children fighting all in the name of being a cult member. School is not safe. Street sef not safe. D annoying one is that school cult. Can you imagine educated fools killing each other cold bloodedly? Killing people for unreasonable reasons...no value for human lives.
I'll spit on the grave of any cultist. God will punish them justly.

Mtn don turn here to business center. Free customer care. Yet Mtn will be stingy to dash person megabytes or credit. I'm still wondering y seun neva colect money 4rm there hand

Omo. Na wa o. Mtn leave office come dey do customer care for Nairaland. Seun how much you don charge them?

Come to think of it. I'm yet to see obituaries adorning the streets of lagos.

candygosh: Btww, why were those comments Hidden

i ask myself too. Not until today when my own post got hidden too. I noticed it and re-edited it. Yet it got hidden again.i read the rules and couldnt find any i broke. U knw aw annoying tha could be na. As least we shuld be told why it is hidden. Eg
post hidden becos of derrogatory coment
post hidden becos of strong sexual content,.etc. That way, we can know where we went wrong and get it right.

No forming for molue o. Dem no dey carry ipad browse for Molue o. Na for Brt be dat o.

My frnd just bought a mobile phone. I was stil helping him explore the phone along the road. We got to Ikeja Along where we had to board a bus to Oshodi. No bus was forthcoming so we settled for Molue. You should have seen how people where rushing this bus as if it's the last bus to heaven. We sef rush enter molue of course! We neva sitdown reach 30secs when my panic strickened friend discoverd his phone has bein fingered. I couldnt help but laugh at what he did next:
he stood up and shouted,"praise the lord".
Typical 9ja. We shouted back, "halleluya!"
"my phone has just been stolen here in this bus and d spirit of God tells me the phone is still here. Whoever found the phone should kindly return it to me"
passengers started trying to flash his number, people where looking under the sit. The phone wasnt found sha.
My friend sat down after annoucing that GOD will deal with the thief.
The funniest thing was that,that didnt stop the conductor from collecting his money o.
Lol.

Sarah a: No experience of any.

The topic said share ur experience. The O.P didnt ask if u had one.
Once again. U have been sighted. Thank you.

Molue na Jungle. We no dey like pay t-fare!
We dey always SO JU NU (throway face) wen we see conductor approaching.

We dey price t-fare

if we no claim staff we go claim Student. Me and my friend enta one day dey claim LASU student.

Av u taken time to watch the driver drives a molue? Dat's anoda special skill to learn o. The steering is POWER STEERING.

What abt dose men selling medicine inside? You will see an Old man in his 60s selling drugs eg

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen!
We meet again.
As you all know me i'm Baba action action.
No b me name my self dat name. Na my wife gime d name.
She dey complain say i no dey tire.
Why i go tire? When i dey use Ginseng herbal 2000?
This night, i promise am 12 rounds...
Evrybody for Molue go burst laugh. Even driver.
Na only conductors no dey laugh. Dey need the "strong face" for people like us wey no wan gree pay.

Hip hop ke? There's noting hipping about the hops!
I'm addicted to country musics

Can u imagine? D op's name is Bbafrica. Are u an ambassador after being found jobless or u're actualy Jobless to name ursef that?

U're still dulling? Craiglist sells second hand lives. I heard a rumour that Amazon sells for free.

Pancho01: Haba!! Sum Nairalanders ar busy layin coments of disgust towards BBA Chase, while they are at d same time peeping 2 watch d housmates do their tin 24/7. Anyway, oneil 2bad 4u....

dude! What is bad is bad. There are no two ways to Bad. It's BAD!