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goldiam:
This guys are heartless I am in love with the u17 team ;DThis guys are heartless I am in love with the u17 team

me nko? I follow for u17. Be inlove with me too jor

Tonto be like ALIGATOR wey get skin defect. God forgive me o.
Abeg wen we go meet Mali?

Nice one! I understand una no wan score much like una dey do. God no like aseju.

Wetin make that guy sit down for ground like same needle dey him yanch? Come on! Stand up! Na una get match

Guys relax na! Una go score more. But sha no go do the one wey go make USA break ties with Mexicans o. Abeg

Guys relax! Each of una go score one by one! Won ma pe yin ko ti tan yi

Refeeree! Wetin happen na? Why u dey rush my boys na? I think say you wan go flog am ni sef.

Goaal! Ha! Iya won! Their pappa! Who say we no go win o! Thunder! Thunder fire thier papa!

Goaal! Ha! Iya won! Their pappa! Who say we no go win o! Thunder! Thunder fire thier papa!

Penarity! OPE O!

But wait o. Is their anything against wearing our native attire as a football coach ni? Must we wear blip and suit come look like King kong inside am.
I no talk say Amunike look like King kong o

Until dem break the guy leg b4 you change. Make the guy mama catch you. This one wey dem bring, Madueke. Na Allison pickin?

Oga Amunike. No too go depend Lucozade boost o. E nor dey work for 24hrs o. Change players na,

This Mexican coach never reach substitle limit ni? Na the whole teenager for Mexico e wan put for pitch ni?

Ehn ehn! Their papa! Goaaaal! We nor be una mate!

Goridoe:
'em matter don tire me bro.. na only them go Cambridge... tcheew.. simple sentence 'the boys are good'

you know say i fit blame am for the goal wey Mexico score? The guy use grammer comot me from concentration.

Oga commentator! Shey u wan dey mock us now ni? No go think say stone no fit reach where you dey o..!

Hey! Una pack una sef for cörner like sardine wey dem don odemn, watch as the idiot carry ball pass una body. Una take sleeping tablet?

Clevite:
These Eaglets have really shown character! The sign of a team with a good character is when they are down they keep on the mental balance and keep the ball, controlling the game and pressuring the opponents. In no time, a team with that attitude almost always come back from behind and take the lead. That's exactly what the Eaglets have displayed so far in this match.

*yimu* Oyinbo ti poju. Knack wetin we go understand. Na we we dey here. Na go do like Chuks wey go dey speak grammer for viewing centre, "cover your left flank! You guys should retreat! " . Na beg the guy beg to enter watch 2nd half.

Dear Ref! Kaju! Gboju! Commot eye! You no fit Kaju make that boy score the offside goal ni?
We go enta pitch knack u something now.

Shey our keeper na MfN member? E fit be keeper wey get part time job as prayer warrior sha.

The way wey dem use Tonto Dike for this ebola advert dey wan make me vex go catch ebola. God forbid sha. I mean.... See how steewpid and irresponsible the tatoo she carry for neck like american flag. The neck be like Dinosaur specie.

If dem show that indomie advert again ehn.... Wich kain mumu advert be that? Agbayas dey dream of indomie. Maybe na why supa eagles no dey perform well for bed.
Sorry, pitch.

Na wa o. NAIRALANDERS dey update pass wall street o! Kilode. Na dey browse untop mtn mast ni? We dey see goal before comentator sef!

Their papa! Goooaaaal again!

Osihimen dey knack him papa mate for waist ni sha.

Their papa! Goaaaaal!

The mexicans too dey bee. Dem be Oya. See as we dey give them koshi. Person go soon tear ligament now.

FILEBE:
This Jersy get as e be jor. E nor fine . E be like bag of garri design.

na Tom tom design the jersy?

This Jersy get as e be jor. E nor fine . E be like bag of garri design.

koligs:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of ₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford)..100 amala,50 naira meat,20 pure water and 30 naira for madam keep d change.

After Eating succesfully d Voluminous meal and waiting ,i noticed a rich man in agbada
. About 50secs later, a man went to dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need money...Immediately, d richman gave him a millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was shocked).
Another man went in crying dat he lost his father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich man gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT)
. I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned courage and went to d richman's front.
I told him I lost my grandfather & I need money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile tears...).whileI was expecting this man to open his brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I heard a noise

















"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"

Now that is funny!

Will we just attack the person and not the party? Apc this , Pdp that. We all know both of them are not saints. We are giving these party too much attentions jare. Once they produce a candidate we should forget about the party and focus on the candidate. We are making these pary look stronger than they are. I hope someone understands what i'm saying.