₦airaland Forum

FuckBuhari:
Mr Workforce. Why u no dy work? Abi them don tie your destiny to Stewpidity? Or u just no like dey responsible for once? U should be looking for means to sought ursef out by doing menial jobs, atleast, its gonna help u eat a better meal this night.

Na wa o. Na so e take pain you reach? The truth is really bitter.
Well i won't take a "stewpid" fellow serious. I'm sorry as i didn't bring a disinfectant today. Stupidity is actually infectious . I won't want you to infect me .
I AM SORRY

FuckBuhari:
your mate dey senate, and u dey here dey quote me.

no vex. I no know say na like this you jobless reach. I just decided to take out of my spare time take quote you o. No vex...keep up the Joblessness. It is infectious.


I apologize for any inconveniences I might have caused your joblessness.

are we not tired of trading blames? They are using this blame game to divide us and we are falling for it. They have falled us! they are failing us. let us shine our eyes o... next election isn't far away.

adegoody:
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Kondomatic:
Resting

FuckBuhari:
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Yinkatolu:
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Leewk ! leewk at them! your mates are booking airplane seats. you are here zuzuing up and down on Nairaland

AnonyNymous:
Um did you mean soldiers and police? Armies are made up of soldiers lol

Lekewatt:
abeg sir, which one be army and soldier? I don't seem to overstand sir.

You guys obviously didn't get it. It was always discussion amongst us those day. Soldier is better than army and vice versa. lol. Good ole 90s.

in a Sane country, Military soldiers are not something you see on the road everyday.


I remember those days when we will argue who is stronger between Army and Soldier. We hardly see them on streets and when we do... it is always like a privilege with their "action" dressing, hence making us wish we will one day grow up to be one

richdaddy75:
Most of Nairalanders here were not born during the era. So it will amaze them seeing the phone. This was the era we usually patronised NITEL.

In our house, you dared not touch it. That old man will pluck your ears.

Thank God for Obasanjo who introduced GSM, the Man who brought civilization to Nigeria in area of telecommunication.

That's why we need to join the rest of the world to celebrate our ICON, the living Legend Irunmale ti n mu goldberg: OBJ @ 80

See? what does that mean? I mean the bolded. So, u are still part of people that thank Obj for Gsm? your eyes still never open? I would have forgiven you if you had said it 18 years ago or so. We should also thank who for bringing laptops, atms television into Nigeria? Backward thinking.

Obadanjo brought gsm into Nigeria. who should Togo praise? abi South Africa?

it is too early... u just vexed me this morning

I don't wish bad for another man's business o. Right now...I dey hustle for my business so
...e no too concern me.

did u ask for their permissions before posting this pics online?

huh? is it your hole I am drilling?

If I choose to make a hole and fetch water from it inside my house or Farm.... it shouldn't be anybody's goddamn business. Even if Lagos state provides water supply all round the clock it still shouldn't worry them that I am using a bore hole. Very soon, we will be charged for using wind turbine, Solar panels and inverters for power supply thr government doesn't give.


even if them give sef... I still go like use wetin I like!

OH LORD! What is the meaning of all these na? why are we just promoting stupidties here and there?

so?

sex symbol.

someone please explain the effects of this development. please.

is this all she has to offer?
women seeing themselves as sex objects. Shior

Msy God grant the parents the fortitude to bear the loss. But come to think of it. We eat out every now and then, you wouldn't want to know see the state at which these food are cooked, the type of water they use and all. Yet we eat and hardly fall sick. why?
Not to be proud about anything but I think our lifestyles go a long way to determine our health status. Eat well, exercise well, take many fruits, drink lots of water and many more to boost the immune system.

well, Death will always look for something to hold onto when it comes.

Na wa o. Nigeria and dramas are like .....


i like these sahara reporters guys. Good or bad they always go where other Journalists wont go.

wow! why are we like this? is it that Nigerians have got no conscience or what? why did we just make it a birthright to steal? if all these stolen money were used the proper way...I swear we wouldn't have much problems in Nigeria starting from the time of Geg to Pmb now. we will just be worrying about policies they make.

biliions everytime! if u spend 50,000 daily for 54yrs out of 1billion ,u will still have some millions left o. How much more when it is 9 billion...10 billion?

I am angry!

what does a clutch do?

things we do for money.

hmmn. Afi slay naa

I dont gerrit! what should we do with piece of information now?

cooldude62:
It is put on the floor for the woman to walk over. Most times, she won't know. If she knows, its still as potent as if she never knew.

damn! So much for infidelity and charms.

cooldude62:
Magun knows nobody. The only advantage the husband has is that he knows his wife is carrying something dangerous, hence, stays off her. It catches anybody that climbs the woman.
Please note that it is not only the husband that can lace a woman with magun, someone outside, maybe a concubine can. In that case, the husband dies if he climbs.

Magun is used by a husband when he suspects the wife. I think the marriage should be dissolved instead of killing someone else.

pls, how is it laced? does the man apply the thing on his manhood and put it inside the woman? or does she take the "magun" in like a drug?

AfterEarth:
It Dosen't .
Check well.

I have sent you a mai. please acknowledge with a reply biko.

Naptu2
you didn't mention Wais Diop

Loliwe by Zahara.

and I think Diamond on the soles of her shoes was originally sang by Paul Simon.

also Bodyguard by Paul Simon. a yoruba artiste sampled the beat then too.

sokiso

A picture paints a thousand words but this one painted few words.

smartmey61:
do they even have visa to come to LAGOS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHAT A PEOPLE,. in charly boy voice. go and develop your own region.

You are stupid and foolish. You just have npt discoverer yourself.

UceeTrust:
My brother you are right. i tell those who take to listen to me that if our present generation fail to fix this country now the next generation which are our children would spit on us and publicly call us old fools. The moral decadence now is alarming despite the outrageous number of religious bodies we have scattered all over the country.

dhardline.

I am glad I am not the only one seeing this. I blame the parents. If you see the clothes waec candidates wear to tutorial classes... you will open ur mouth and close it.

I tokd u to call my airtel line. u went to call the Mtn line. You want FBi to track me? It is over!

qleap2all:
Check your response, none didn't stop you from making it in Nigeria. Do you know the Nigerian Army is being kit with Aba boots,? Please share the contract documents for the grass, what do you expect Buhari to do with SFG, sack him without finding if those allegations are true? Politics is at play and don't rely much on SMedia for facts by the way people make more money in recession than any period in addition to my normal job other streams of income are in my kit. Recession : people are building new houses, cars, relocating to urban centers and abroad. Nigerians must leave the comfort Zone and face reality

You didn't talk about the issue of herdsmen. His body language is that of someone who doesn't care.
why has he not made Innoson our official Vehicle?

it is true that we like to complain. Yes, wise people will make more money than ever in this recession. Rather than whine and complain we should make good use of the recession but that still doesn't and shouldn't stop us from not criticizing the government constructively.