₦airaland Forum

bingbagbo:
Just imagine we're in heaven eating the daily bread from nowhere Satan pass in front of us holding pizza,


you'll hear ladies call him in a seductive tone 'Satie satie wait for me'













*flees*

futurist369:
but humans are busy in their perpetual race of making ends meet;they forget to ask questions about life.....I don't even know how I began this journey.all I remembered was that I was searching for ways to reprogram my subconscious and then I encountered your writings on nairaland under the pseudonym "billionaire", and I started asking questions and realizing I had no answers...... You enlightened me,im forever grateful

CAPSLOCKED:
"Do you have what it takes to be the next malakas of the month?"

"We will be awarding our prestigious Malakas of the Month medal to individuals and organizations that excelled in the field of lack of common sense and utter stupidity.
Be the first to be honored by this massively sought-after medal of stupidity!"

-malakas.org.

IdreamOfUnicorn:
4:12
Lyrics
Feeling my way through the darkness
Guided by a beating heart
I can't tell where the journey will end
But I know where to start
They tell me I'm too young to understand
They say I'm caught up in a dream
Well life will pass me by if I don't open up my eyes
Well that's fine by me

So wake me up when it's all over
When I'm wiser and I'm older
All this time I was finding myself
And I didn't know I was lost

So wake me up when it's all over
When I'm wiser and I'm older
All this time I was finding myself
And I didn't know I was lost

I tried carrying the weight of the world
But I only have two hands
I hope I get the chance to travel the world
But I don't have any plans
I wish that I could stay forever this young
Not afraid to close my eyes
Life's a game made for everyone
And love is the prize

So wake me up when it's all over

Amatarasha:
shot up before i give u a dirty slap U newt!

cassyrooy:
Yeah, right? Okay. Bye.

cassyrooy:
Okay. Move on then.

cassyrooy:
If you are really ready to quit, lemme try and see if my methods will work on you.


If you decide to go by the above, you can reach me through on call or whatsapp.

Martinez39:
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Amatarasha:
Dont mind the idiot
,Remember our discussion. MA ///////
I will visit ya wee d address you
Gave me next month easter holidays
I dnt wanna go 2 lagos

AnalQueenluci:



Am not being paid by bl@ody cassanovas to say this ,but i have eyes and ear to see and hear happenings Around nigeria .
I wont lie nor cover truth, Why will i do that?
Remember am a lady of the people not just a "Runsgirl next street" A nigerian born again(hypocrite) will like to put you through hell because you arent a child of God or born again .With these set of demonic men lying that they work for God in the office," You will know how brutal hell fire is and You will know devil is even a good person!
" Dey go show u pepper eh and Your tears gladdens their heart so much(pidgin for stupid english masters)" Not like players who might pose a threat to golddigging WIVES AND ladies but mutually or in business world they are so honourable and full of emotions.
I will never forget the day a born again man sets a sinful mao

kemicalreaction:
I know a bastard when I see one

TundeAbiola:
I'm yoruba Christian.
[s]IGBOS give block votes unlike yorubas who don't IGBOS know what they want and stand for it I wish we yorubas could learn from them.
IGBOS supported obasonjo he won, IGBOS supported abiola he won and was killed by Hausa and Yoruba Moslems, they supported yaradua he won, IGBOS supported JEG he won.


Without IGBOS this country would have been in a Mess, that's why I don't want them to get biafra else Nigeria will be in a Mess,.

IGBOS very wonderful people. [/s]