₦airaland Forum

Two of them fit each other.

He’s right. Thank God for oloshos. Women for use men eye see shege.

They’re right. Ezenwo Nyesom Wike is a Yoruba man. He told me during a closed door meeting.

Wahala. At least he died in a worship house. If God exists, that should guarantee him free entry.

Backward people who rationalize their genetic anomalies with superstition. At least in Africa, this child would be abandoned or killed. This is a case where infanticide is understood. A little knowledge of science would erase cases like this in future.

Thank God. Let this become the official price. Nigerians do not have sense.

I don zero mind say no administration fit fix our power problem. Where I live, a lot of people have to be cut off before one can experience decent service. If you no fit create your own electricity in the form of solar, inverters or a generator, japa!

1. The 90s is 33 years and under.

2. Follow whatever the elders say.

3. Wetin concern you for the matter? You have zero say. Why even bring this to Nairaland to begin with?

Oyibo can chop grass. Lol.

They don't even help in destroying the stereotype. See how boyish she looks.

Na your mama go first curse you if you try such. Stay and hustle. Data is cheap in both countries. Video calls are a thing. Make up for not seeing her by sending money home regularly. Try to bring one or two of your relatives over so they will enjoy the same opportunities as you.

I'll be back when I see paragraphs.

Here before the marketers.

Children on Nairaland will materialize with erect dicks to type nonsense.

Good.

Type rubbish and sleep. If the forum closes today, I’ve built literary skills I can display elsewhere. Use the forum for what you deem valuable and ignore the rest.

Mscheew.

Outlaw adultery and fornication. Let these idiots perform the deeds in the shadows. Children on Nairaland will create 1,001 excuses to why both acts are natural. Slaves to their nether regions.

Things I’ve learned.

The show is not live.

Many of the events we see are carefully curated tens of minutes or possibly an hour beforehand. Only a few events are streamed live and even at that, provision is made for censorship within a window of a few minutes. With Ultimate Love where a clock was present on the show, Kayode and co made sure to show it when it aligned with real world time.

The producers can craft angles to events.

We know Ilebaye is a troublemaker because the housemates mention it. What Kayode has refused to show us is when she intentionally steps on toes. All we see are housemates’ reactions to the events with zero context beforehand. Remember when Laycon always swore to avoid Erica only to approach her later in the day? Na after Kayode fool us for three weeks he finally reveal say na she dey waka go meet the guy.

The production team can make a winner out of any housemate.

We’ve all watched the show long enough to realize this. Khosi was an example too glaring to ignore. I doubt this could happen with someone like Emmanuel. I guess production would create secret tasks of others trying to rile him up in order to give talking points. The more we debate on issues, the more popular the housemate becomes. Popularity most times result in votes.

Wayo full the show.

This is where I’m happy for my faded interest in the program. From the selection process to shady vote patterns. The people who appear on our screens are not examples of the average Nigerian. How do twenty-eight “strangers” from different states of the country share mutual friends? Hmm. I can be fooled for only so long.

The program is heavily consumed by losers.

I’m not knocking it. It is a form of entertainment like every other piece of media. My problem is people who should be experiencing life are instead glued to the screen, living vicariously off these individuals. People with social anxieties are the loudest on discussion boards, criticizing extroverts for actions they will normally freeze when faced with in life. Bitter women without partners oohing and aahing over TV relationships they’ve no clue on. Abusive and homosexual people quick to call out imagined tendencies on the competitors. The list goes on. Then again, entertainment is a form of escape. Many who watch soccer have no idea how to coordinate their feet talk less of maneuvering a ball. The same with armchair politicians and children on Nairaland who create online personas far from their daily lives.

Her age is finally showing.

Good riddance to Alex. At least this was atonement for production cheating Lolu out of his top five spot. Whitemoney gamed his way into winning during his first outing. He was outmatched this season, like I predicted if he unfortunately took part in the year of Pepper Dem. The same fate would have befallen Mike and Efe if they managed to come. As for Neo, that one no get fans to begin with. I will not discredit his smarts because it paid off twice.

He did it in the wrong state. He should be banished with immediate effect.

Good story. Post more.

All these biracials always look the same.

finallybusy:
Alex and Neo are gone. I don’t need sources when I have a brain to calculate odds.

Guess who said it since Monday. Whitemoney’s first win was surely a fluke. His fellow SYE compatriots still haven’t given themselves sense. At least Pere and Cross will make it to the final week again.

mejetov422:
Is it only me that's is not watching this show

Yes.