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lalasticlala

KINGinVAHALA:
Boss I they o, I just they here they count ceiling Jor, you?

Yeah boss, its commencing tomorrow and I presume its gonna run till Saturday. Hope you aren't coming alone boss but with your Nairaland pals?

I'll try

KINGinVAHALA:
Boss, good morning!

Goodmorning Oga mi.. How things bro


shey na tmoro?

I guess some of us are guilty of this..

[center]Funny how a #200 Naira looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the mall.

Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 90 minutes are when spent watching football match, facebooking or shopping.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church, but how short they are when watching a seasonal movie.

Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.

Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the Bible and how easy it is to read 200-300 pages of a best selling novel or love stories on net.

Funny how we believe what newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how people scramble to get a front seat at any game, but scramble to get a back seat at church service.

Funny how we cannot fit a gospel meeting into our schedule with yearly planner but we can schedule for wedding party at a moment’s notice.

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust it for a social event at the last minute.

Funny how much difficulty some have learning a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and explain gossip about someone else.

Funny how we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, and don’t have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how we are so quick to take direction from a total stranger when we are lost, but are hesitant to take God’s direction to be found.

Funny how people are so consumed with what others think about them rather than what God thinks about them.

Funny how so many churchgoers sing “Standing on the Promises” but all they do is sit on the premises.

Funny how people think that they can get more accomplished in a lifetime without God than in an hour with Him.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they don’t have to believe, or to think, or to say, or to do anything. [/center]

READ MORE + MORE INTERESTING ARTICLES like this --> http://www.enzyhub.com/a-must-read-for-every-christian/

wordbank:
And the boy that got a room for free, pucci for free, left free

lol

You dey even complain

Obiano Hmm

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Popular and Influential Anglican Priest in Awka, Rev. Franklin Mmor fondly called Father Demo by youths has written an open letter to the executive Governor of Anambra state, Dr. Willie Obiano concerning the state of roads in the state.

OPEN LETTER TO GOVERNOR OBIANO

Your Excellency Governor Willie Obiano (Akpokuedike) Executive Governor of Anambra State.I am writing you as a concerned cleric devoid of bias and sycophancy .

I was a member of the 5man liturgical committee that organised an ecumenical inauguration service to usher in your administration as you can see in this picture.

I must applaud you so far on your style of leadership by carrying everybody along. I am writing this open letter to you because if I make it official some busy bodies won’t allow it get to you.

Thank God for facebook at least the evidence is here. You are doing a good job, no doubt.. Anyi na afu aka olu gi.
Your excellency, as a Crusader for Justice ,students brought to my notice, the pains they go through because of this road, most times they miss their lectures, quiz and exams, they are always trapped on this road.

I don’t need anything from you, just this one for the sake of Nnamdi Azikiwe University students who go through this road daily, some fall into a concealed ditch unknown, maybe the state house of Assembly has seen not it, but as an individual voice of the people I am making it open to you as matter of urgent attention.

If you do this for our students and other commuters I will personally post the pictures here and make it known to my thousands of friends scattered around the globe.

I am speaking the minds of students who bitterly complained about this horrible sight.
Anambra State is presently the best State in Nigeria so Far seen, do this one too and you will hear from. When your wife Osodieme built a houses for widows I published it here.

Please your excellency do not neglect or dismiss my letter as one of social media pranks.
I have people here including some members of your state house of Assembly, I have men and women of integrity whose voices can turn things around.

Remember election is coming, this is one simple assignment am waiting to prove to others that you are a listening governor.

Some will see this and say don’t mind him, I advise you to mind me now.
Thanks so much and may God guide your decisions. Ifeanyi Aniagoh

FATHER FRANK
CRUSADER FOR JUSTICE THROUGH NON VIOLENT MEANS.


READ MORE + MORE PICTURES OF BAD ROADS IN ANAMBRA --> http://www.enzyhub.com/open-letter-to-governor-obiano/


lalasticlala mynd44 seun

girls of now days

A Secondary school girl brought her male lover home and she was caught while having sex with the guy by her Father in their home.
The Father decided to Unclad her and gave her a remarkable beating of her life.

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SEE THE UNCENCORED IMAGES HERE --> http://www.enzyhub.com/photos-secondary-school-girl-strpped-and-beaten-by-father-for-doing-this/

Watching this movie

lalasticlala mynd44

A nine-month-old baby girl, Salama Salem Mazmi, who was allegedly beaten by Indonesian maid, succumbed to her injuries on Wednesday.
The Emirati child was rushed to Al Qassimi Hospital in a state of coma after she was beaten and tortured by the housemaid in Sharjah.

Salama was brought to the hospital in an unconscious state and doctor, after examination, informed the parents that the child has suffered physical assault.
Doctors told the father that there were traces of severe beating and she had internal injuries as well.

Arabic daily Emarat Al Youm reported that the infant suffered skull fracture, broken rib, bruises on her face and internal bleeding.
The father informed the police and after interrogation the Indonesian maid accepted beating Salama.

The maid has been with the family for four year and taking care of the child who was born premature.

The maid took care of Salama as her mother was 7-months pregnant and couldn’t take too much work load in this condition.

The father works in the military in Abu Dhabi and is devastated after losing his daughter.
After the incident he searched the maid’s luggage and found magic and sorcery tools. He also found hair, bizarre talismans along with personal items belonging to the family including pictures.
The police has taken over the investigation and looking into the incident.

The parents were also questioned by the police after the incident but no was not found guilty.

[b][color=#000099]SEE THE PICTURES HERE --> http://www.enzyhub.com/wickedness-maid-tortures-9-month-old-baby-to-death/

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According to medical professionals we should avoid sitting with legs crossed at all costs.
It’s thought that looping one leg over the other can cause lower back pain as it forces one side of the body to be put under more strain that the other.

Not only that, crossing legs can also increase blood pressure and leave you with pins and needles in your feet and toes.
It’s also thought that crossing legs can cause varicose veins and make you slouch.

READ MORE + MORE PICTURES --> http://www.enzyhub.com/this-is-why-you-should-never-sit-with-legs-crossed/

Trump will defeat her

Apc vs Pdp tussle

The Speaker of the Kogi State House of Assembly, Hon. Momoh Jimoh Lawal, has resigned from the post.

He tendered his letter of resignation to the clerk of the House on Tuesday.
It reads: “We are all aware of the needless pain, the leadership crisis that had engulfed this noble assembly in the past few months caused our constituents and retarded the development of our beloved Kigi State.

“I would have preferred to continue with the struggle for the entrenchment of democratic values, but the interest of Kogi State must always come before my personal considerations.

“Today, my resignation as speaker of this House was a difficult decision, but I do believe it is the right thing to do. This I am sure will bring joy to some and anger to others.”

http://www.enzyhub.com/kogi-state-speaker-jimoh-lawal-resigns/

lalasticlala

Mikehell:
Hope the invitation comes with ur flight ticket, hotel reservation etc paid by your host cuz the country is broke unless u want to finance the trip urself.....

lol

waxxydude:
Namibia? asirimgi bia? mba!


I don't see this visa-free africa working, Nigeria shouldn't teardown her boarders for no bloody foreigner. We gat lotta problems, we don't want no foreigner coming to compound our woes in the name of "Free-Africa".

So many poor countries.
My opinion

Do we even have boarder at d first place

okay

Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif has invited President of Nigerian senate Abubakar Bukola Saraki to pay a visit to Iran.

Zarif conveyed the warm regards of Iranian Parliament Speaker Ali Larijani and invited Saraki to pay a visit to the Islamic Republic of Iran.
During the meeting, he called for promotion of parliamentary ties between the two countries.

Zarif also said that Tehran is ready for scientific, technological and agricultural cooperation with Abuja.

Accepting the invitation, the president of Nigerian senate said that visiting Iran can prepare the ground for enhancement of relations between Iran and Nigeria.

Saraki said that lack of investments and accessing technologies are the main challenges faced by Nigeria.

He expressed hope that parliamentary cooperation between the two nations could pave the way for development of all-out ties.
Heading a high-profile politico-economic delegation, Zarif left Tehran on Sunday evening on a four-nation tour of West Africa.

On the itinerary of Iran’s top diplomat, following Nigeria and Ghana, are Guinea-Conakry and Mali.

READ MORE --> http://www.enzyhub.com/iranian-fm-invites-saraki-to-visit-tehran/

In this hardship

Why renewing it? I thought they are not important and should be neglected.


you have naughty mind? These pictures will make you think twice next time

5 Dirty pictures that will clear your dirty mind --> http://www.enzyhub.com/5-dirty-pictures-that-will-clear-your-dirty-mind/