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QueTeddy:
1st picture: 3 years ago 2nd picture: 2017 without beards 3rd picture: 2017 with beards

Hey bro, did you do anything to grow your beards or they are natural? I seriously want to grow beards, lok

hanassholesolo:
So what happened to Fiverr PRo? did it flop or what?

I think the feature is still on. Or so I thought.
Though a lot of people are not patronizing the so called pros sha. Who would spend $2000 to get a logo when some other regular seller can do same logo for $50 or even less.

Shakushaku1:
Weed cures headache, body pains, even used to treat the dreaded cancer disease..

Still they won't legalize that shi..

Stop peddling lies. Weed only cures the things you listed on paper, not in real life. Tell me how many people weed has cured of cancer and I would take you seriously.

meforyou1:
afikpo girls are all prostitutes

My friend! Shut up!

Op, be wary of the guys above.

majekdom2:
investors barely invest in startup businesses that do not have traction i.e users or paying customers- revenue. Yes, he has a brand, he can have his own e commerce store or sell on other e commerce stores. He can start producing footwears. Innovation does not necessarily equals growth but improvement will always equal growth.

You were the only one that said something sensible here. All the other guys were just stating the problem and the solution without the exact 'how' of the solution.
I think you are a wise man.

Dasherz:
according to my elder brother. .. the bus was leaving Ebonyi state (he Schools there ) So young man I can't lie about a trivial issue as this. . mind your post

Ma'am, your younger brother is sharing a false testimony. That was a chartered bus moving from unwana to ph. The occupants were going for a wedding.

AjalaJ:
What are the most useful programming languages to learn to get a job in 2018?

OK , let's cover it :

For web , I think there is no better choice than JavaScript . Nodejs for backend , React js for frontend

Mobile Apps : Swift and Java , Kotlin are already preety famous so you can go with them . But I believe you are lazy like most of us , so you need something that covers both iOS and android . OK then here comes , React Native which helps you write native apps on both iOS and android

with JavaScript . So react native could be a good choice for you if you wanna go for app development

Desktop Apps : Obviously c# is a good choice but we are lazy na ? So we have Electron which helps you write desktop apps with JavaScript . So you can either go with c# or electron. It's upon you

Games : C# and c++ aren't going anywhere here . Have a good look at game engines like Unity .
Happy Learning , Happy Coding !!!

Source: https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-most-useful-programming-languages-to-learn-to-get-a-job-in-2018

Perfect Money/Payeer/Epay/Neteller: www..com.ng

Thanks for this. I want to wake up my sleeping programming enthusiasm.
I started learning css and html in 2012. I can do most things with the two.
In 2013, I started learning procedural php. I can do basic crud operations using procedural php, not oophp o, please. Lol. I also learnt Java sometime in 2012. I was using "Java how to program" to learn then. I stopped somewhere in arrays.
Right now, I really want to start programming again. I love web programming. I want to be a full stack web developer. But there are just too many things in the stack. I want to start afresh. Please advise me. Just assume that you are advising a newbie who do not know anything about programming. If you have ebooks or resources that could get me started, also share. Thanks. I expect your response.

All I want to do is to cum on her back.
So help me God.

Everyone from Ebonyi state knows that Afikpo chic was once a prostitute in the US, so it's not new. People from her constituency know of it and yet still voted her against PDP to represent them at the state house. Does that strike a chord? Her people like her despite her past.
Op, if you are trying to blackmail her, know that you've failed because there is nothing to blackmail. It is already public knowledge.

[quote author=MichaelSokoto post=61312550][/quote]Na you sabi. So someone cannot advertise a vacancy anymore? Behave!

I want to learn how to dance one corner but I've not seen anyone to teach me.
If you are a girl, and you can dance one corner like the first girl in the second video, you could be the person I am looking for. Whatsapp me on 07087845559, let's get started with the tutorials immediately. Thanks as you consider my offer.
Pay is huge, just so you know.

TochiPhotos:
I don't even know where to start from, visiting this page again after all these while, went back to the very first beginning, down to the last post and I can't hold back the tears . I'm overwhelmed with emotions. I hope one day, I shall be bold enough to tell my story.

I'm back for good... where are my people? cc aitop DeIneffable Ksslib pryd FrancisTony UjSizzle salsera GENIUS18 Dahprech deegnity22 ijbeauty intrinsicniyi PresVA Mintayo mistytohcute Giyazz

Jeez! Guy I am so happy right now to see that you are fine at least. Wow, welcome back bro! We've been waiting for your return all these while, and it's a good thing that you did. Welcome back once again.

NgcoboP:
You ruined my friend's infinity with your rubbish work

mrphysics:
I don't do offline affairs on nairaland.

Enemy kwa?

Cc fingerprinter better come and say your final word to your brother. Seems like the son of man is about to be hanged on the cross of nairaland

Hey guys, Cc. Supersystemsnig, Pocohontas, Mrphysics, please enough of this na. Since yesterday, you guys have been dragging back and forth on this particular issue. Please, let it slide.
I believe we are all children of God, let us remember what God told us about a forgiving heart and move on please. No more war abeg!

mrphysics:
Maybe. I should have stayed as an observer. last time I checked, i wasn't banned, so I was free to comment. Little did I know it was wrong for me to have commented.

We can burn down the ...... than for my brother to forsake me

Let me help you complete it. You want to burn down the zoo. I no dey o. Python go dance for your head o! Lol

iyisco2001:
lol, you wanna betray nigeria, just kidding, he fell into the wrong fight ring.

If Nigeria wants to gang up against my own, I'll betray her. I'm still watching the fight sha

iyisco2001:
Just tell him he is on his own.
lol.
;DJust tell him he is on his own.
lol.

Are you serious right now? I would rather betray the whole world than betray my own brother.

mrphysics:
I thought same.
Bros, seeth thou how your brother have found himself therein.

True, I didn't know how I even got involved. Supersystemsnig makes sense when he comments on nairaland. Met him here few days ago and started following him. I always like to read his posts and comment if I have anything to say. Na so I come meet fight yesterday and it was very clear that its beyond what is being said here. Immediately i commented, I became a victim bro.

They have killed me, they want to bring me into the conversation of two intelligent and rich people when you know how we are doing it on business section. Me come dey feel sick now

As i didn't have anyone to fight for me, I remember you are on nairaland, so I had to call for help. Please, help me beg them to leave me. I am not ready to fight e-wars.

Before they will remind us how broke and low we are in the society.

Hahahaha. Last sentence got me laughing seriously.
Abeg make dem just allow us to be passing on the road o. It's not a crime to be broke na

mrphysics:
Bros why has thou forsaken me. It is finished.

Oops! Autocomplete is a bastard. I wanted to type 'can' and the Olodo changed it to "can't". Can you imagine.

mrphysics:
Welcome, that is eeh. Imagine me that doesn't support IPOB is about to dance Egwu Ekeh. lol

I can't comfortably grant you asylum in my abode.

mrphysics:
Make una leave people wey no know book nah. Must we all be intelligent? Must we all have money? The place I always come to read and encourage people like me have turned to Golgotha for me today.

Make una leave poor people to survive in this harsh economy nah.


Cc fingerprinter, better come say your last word to your brother now before it goes down

Hehehei, this is very interesting. Ayam cuming back to read the gist from the beginning.