₦airaland Forum

Esinwaju:
Talking about nostalgic perfumes/sprays without mentioning KISS is a taboo. You dishonour the gods.

I was expecting this weldone comrade, weldone.

codedgalaxy:
Some times they dont toast you directly. Like every other things they like cutting corners than beign direct.
For instance one beautiful girl came to my buisness premises yesterday day, at the beginning she was feeling all posh but, after some few light convo which i did well in bringing her down to her place with subtle humor.
she kinda striked a likening to me cause as she was leaving, she went away for a bit then returned as if she forgot something and said to me playfully with her hands fully stretched out " put you phone number here i can call you up later, so i can disturb you small" lol, to which i politely diclined, with the excuse that she can always reach me at my office any time she likes.
She didnt like it but i didnt give a damn cause, in my life the one thing i cherish and protect the most is my peace and my energy, i dont allow anybody to just jump into my life anyhow.
damn her.
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Codedgalaxy

Hmmmm.. Peace and energy... That's a powerful submission from a strong soul. Not many men would decline that.
Small time you go allow am, she fit begin misbehave asides the fact that you will be spending on her every now and then no matter how little.

Stargangz:
He should thank his stars, If to say na America, that oyinbo man for don shoot our 9ja brother dead.

Exactly my thoughts... Dat vexation could result in murder via gunshot if it were the United States...

favor914:
What does a poor person like yourself know about the evil of the money?

Your current account done hold 20 million Naira before?

lol ... no mind am .. some people no know the intoxicating power of much money

Unperturbedpota:
My dear FinidiGeorge this guy is a thief . Ig ore the thief. Energy reader indeed.

This scammer crook is a fraudster

Lol. Wetin happen sir, he scam you ba?

sukkot:
bro but do you call your father a clown ? Respect yourself . I hope your father gave you more manners than you are exhibiting

Ha! You too quick dey vex...you no dey understand joke. No vex abeg

sukkot:
bro read the post again, she toasted me, and approached me. not the other way around

I know nah.... The way you wrote it, you made us believe you were under hypnosis... Like get naked, lie on the white cloth
Na so white women nice reach

Oyindidi:
Wahala everywhere

Eh ha!
Everywhere scatter scatter, eh ha,
Police dey come, army dey come, eh ha...

sukkot:
i dey under trance. i be galactic zombie that period for manchester, . e get why swallow bird dey leave nigeria in april go fallow for manchester. i was the zombie apocalypse in the valley of shadow of death. the walking dead. wandering 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness. in prison like joseph. in the belly of the whale like jonah. in the ark like noir, dead like lazarus, afflicted like job. in the lions den like daniel, in egypt like abraham and moses

Lol.... So na the reason your the voluptuous girl enter ya eye be dat ba
How did you now come out of this prison and affliction o 🙄😏😏

sukkot:
I was at the arndale shopping center in Manchester window shopping and this girl walked up to me and said she had been studying me and was interested in meeting me. She is Greek Australian. Very quirky girl and voluptuous but she is an odd ball in a way but she is very beautiful. So one day she showed up at my house and told me to get naked. Very strange request but I did. Then she got naked too. Then she put a white sheet on the floor and told me to lie on the floor and surrounded me with candles. Then she started massaging my gbola . She had a pentagram and a knife on the floor. I swearagad that witch attempted to steal my soul that night, and maybe she succeeded because my life wasn’t the same for a little while. We were friends for a little while but anytime I think of that incident I realize how stupid humans can be, like I could easily have been killed and used for ritual. I lose guard because na beautiful voluptuous innocent looking Greek Australian woman. But she did steal my soul that day. Don’t let anyone tell you these Europeans don’t practice witchcraft

you be clown o... You no dey fear ba?

Ishilove:
Sukkot darling, what you experienced was 'Brain Relocation Syndrome'. This is when the brain dislodges itself from the cranium and relocates to the gbola.

Lol... I read am, I fear.

jamesversion:
See Peugeot 505 oh.

In 1999, One of my uncles that recently got one, took me for a ride and wound up the glass and drove under heat for 10mins, we were literally dripping with sweat, and then he put on the AC of the car. According to him, he wanted to show me how fast the 505 AC can dry sweat in the body.

I can never forget the experience or the car.

Did your sweat now dry up fast fast after the 10 minutes?

Jewessgratitud3:
Soft life to hard life.

I guess when he got there and saw the pile of bills staring him in the face he had no choice but to grab the next available job.

If you are gainfully employed in naija, you don't need to japa. Japa is someone who has no hope of ever getting a job in Nigeria. He'll appreciate any kind of job he finds there.

Dem no dey tell person nah

aremubabs:
I am talking about friendship. Any of them can initiate, and seeing that he is the one who is in love, he should go ahead and try.




There is a lot to learn about her from merely trying to be her friend. He can learn about how she views people who are below her on the organizational chart.




My wife was assistant HM (ceremonial) when I got employment to the school. In fact, it was she who supervised my micro teaching and practically recommended me for employment. I didn't really notice her at the time because I merely assumed that she was married. But one day, I just looked at her long enough and fell in love.




As Assistant HM, she was also in charge of approving or rejecting lesson notes. So, I started from there. I made sure to write my lesson notes on time. I was always the first to submit. And when she made any corrections, I followed it to the letter because I had overheard her once telling someone that she liked people that were teachable.





There was also another duty of hers that I took seriously. She was in charge of planning assembly schedules and other extracurricular activities like drawing a chart for teachers on duty. Whatever week I was on assembly duty, I made the most of it. Assembly started early and ended 5 minutes to first period. At a point, you would often hear her say that "I like when Mr___ is on duty. No stress."





Mind you, the academic gap was there too. She had an NCE and a bachelor's. I was still in my last year because I got university admission late in life.





But I didn't let all these things deter me. I knew I could not just walk up to her and tell her I loved her. I made her like me. Did everything the way she liked it.





Whenever I was on afternoon duty, she always left school at closing time feeling confident that the school was in safe hands until the last child had been picked up. With other teachers, she had to stay until the last child was picked up because of a previous incident of kidnapping.

Whenever she was on afternoon duty herself, I would stay with her to watch over the children until the last one had been picked up. Then, I would help with shutting the gates.

She is my wife today

Bad guy... Dangerous hunter I salute o.

Asawoboy:
which game is that ?? Don't get

Truth or Dare

GboyegaD:
The people too need shun ethnicity and religious bigotry if they want to be taken serious.

Dey play you hear... If I mix gaari, sugar, salt and sand for you to drink, can you drink it? Let me tell you, that shunning of ethnicity and tribal differences is the first problem Nigeria need to address.

You must trace why we are gathered as one and come to the round table to iron things out because non of the system has worked for us. It has collapsed since 1966 and here we are today thinking the same gathering of Nigerians will come out with something good.
Nah... The system, constitution etc needs to be changed before you can see a tangible change but we've been made to neglect that.

And one of the effective solutions is outright division of this white men made country so that we can live in peace and forge ahead with our destinies as it pertains to the different tribes and nations inside Nigeria.

Not accepting or seeing that this can be done is a problem itself, a psychological one.... A deceitful and implanted phobia which only the powers of nature can remove. But by then, a lot of souls would have perished unnecessarily.

Lifestone:
Look at a wannabe like you, you think everybody on Nairaland is a lowlife?
Just answer me, how Pekam differs from Agege.

Why are you disturbing yourself? You are talking to a renowned troll and clown on nairaland. That's how he does and argues it out ... any moniker that you see ending with c*rk, na hin be dat and he brings ridiculous and stupid topic for discussions, while those who dont know him argue it out just like you are doing
Small time now, you go see he go bring anoda topic on why you shouldn't yawn, fart, or eat swallow before a fair skinned lady The guy worships light/fair skin ladies for a living and he brags he gives those ones who hook up with him double amount of price he would normally give a dark skinned lady. Watch out for him, na mad man

MrNovo:
But why do we keep using binance like a Savings account. You should ONLY trade funds through it or invest funds which you can afford to lose.

But why does Binance do that? You mean dem dey take style dey scam be dat?

GreatOchuks:
I was once a deadly bush rat hunter back in those days,, I don't take the risk of bringing it out by the tail and smashing it on the ground as most people do ,,,,, I use the iron rod with which the cage is opened to pin it's neck and strangle it while it's inside ...

I have seen some which escaped , so don't take that risk at all

Lol... Great advice! No chance must be taken if person wan chop better soup

Gr8mind07:
I doubt this will ever catch a grasscutter. Those guys are damn too careful and sensitive

I believe it will.... We have used it to catch two stray cats devouring our pigeons before... Very easy and reliable trap. The thing works like magic

LooneyLester:
My own trap

God don catch am... Lol
Find better pounded yam plus veggie soup and palm wine take enjoy am

ednut1:
There is no alligator in africa. Its either nile croc in northern Nigeria or west African dwarf croc in the south

He meant Monitor Lizard...

Sunnykind:
When I caught okete, I had to kill it right inside the trap. If not it will escape, they're so fast.

Great... Thank you.

LocalFARMERS:
There are several ways to achieve this. If you want to remove it alive, target the tail (you know it has long Tail) when the Tail comes out from a wire space, hold the Tail and have someone open the Trap door.

It wont be able to fight back, cause it is already tired. Since it fell into the Trap, it has been struggling to come out of the cage. It muast've lost so much strenght. This will make it easy to remove it alive.

However, if you want to kill it, just use a stick to stab it through the wire hole.

Great! I just learned something new... Thanks.

DrAda:
Even though I am not a math major, I enjoy maths. So, to answer your question, let's begin with constants like pi, reuler etc. Even better, think about gravity, speed of light, proportion of atmospheric oxygen etc. In medicine there are tons of other constants as well! These things are fixed.
Don't you find it strange that everything is working exactly as it should every single time? This negates the hypothesis that we just happened or learnt through chaos over time. There are just too many variables and too many confounders and yet despite all these unsurmountable odds, the world just works.

If you are still not convinced, let's leave this planet and focus on the sun, moon and stars. Are they also random? So just like that we have a gigantic factory of nuclear energy, sitting in the most perfect location in space and keeping us all alive? What are the odds of that? Your guess is as good as mine.

Great thoughts! ...More wisdom!

LocalFARMERS:
When Rat, Rabbits, Bush Rat or any Reptile dey disturb you for house, use this.

I know it works... But how do you get hold of the rat after catching it when you wanna open the door without it escaping? For example, pouch rat (okete) is fast and could even bite if you hold it carelessly. Or do you just find a way to kill it inside the cage or what

SyrusdeHansome:
Back then in my level100 in the university we were to write maths test on a Friday so all the while i didn`t knw that the test` time was pushed frm 7am to 6am but my frnds all had the info, and on getting to the venue by 6:45am i saw some students already submitting their scripts, and the only thing i did was to write my name on a sheet of paper and submit to avoid not having CA. After the test i asked two of my frnds why they couldn`t call me after not seeing me around the venue and one of them asked me whether they`re the ones that gave me admission, so since then i knew my place in their hrt.

Chai... Very cold response

goodsam23:
Some Nigerians are diabolic. A club in Saudi Arabia offered Osimhen, equivalent of 1 billion naira weekly (tax free). Three Year deal. Many Nigerians were urging him no to accept the offer, telling him to go to England or spain & win Laurels. That is wickedness. Probably has 5 good years at the top, no pension or retirement benefits.. Secondly, If a player gets seriously injured, its over. Injuries happen without warning. Case in point Gavi. If that injury had happened to an older person, then its championship football or lower after recovery . The Saudi deal would have changed his life & the life of all the people he holds dear. He can even transform his LGA with that deal. But people who will leave a 500k/month job to Japa for £2k pounds monthly advised him to stay in Europe & make a name for himself.. Why didn't you stay in the banking sector & make a name for your self.

Hahahahahahaha

Happy birthday my Gee... You brought happy moments to our team and the entire Nigeria back then... Wonderful striker!

Ndidi2:
around 2005
She is a deeper life woman
Ana- Edo..

Eeyah.... Scary and creepy.... Deeper life member...church dey give people false hope since time immemorial.

That energy in your village strong gan an o

adecz:
Many of the front runners of the
opposition tactically went into hiding
& the burial was carried out successfully
with the full rites, though with added
Police backup to prevent any unforeseen
circumstances..


Just imagine such a coincidence that of
all places to die, it had to be just by the
office of the late chief.

A spiritual message has never been clearer
and quickly delivered as that message.

This is why the black man can confidently
swear on any Bible or Quran, knowing
that he is lieing. But carry black man to
swear inside shrine and he will quickly
confess than lie to the shrine.


Oyibo wey bring us Christianity no
longer take the crucial cornerstones of
the religion serious, but na black man carry
oyibo religion for head, while totally
abandoning that of his forefathers that
have many things in common with the
old testament, which Jews, "God Chosen"
still practice till today.

The average Jew✡️ has contempt for Christians and basically consider them ( esp Catholics) idol worshippers for praying to statues of
Mary & Yeswah ✝️

If dem born dem well, make dem no hide nah ..

As for religion, you've said it all... I need not put mouth again, the thing tire me 😩😣