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sukkot:
so he spent 25 million Naira to japa so he can come to naija every December to spend 2 million Naira in 2 weeks ? Makes sense 🙆🏽‍♂️

But guy, you be UK baba nah... For some people eye, the way you dey talk go be as if na village people matter o (let's exclude your spiritual reasons if there are any).. .
Why not try Canada or USA or even Australia? You should have better prospects to travel than many here in Nigeria

Samfloxin:
Nollywood is a cult,you must be spiritually strong in order to stay long. They for don kpai my guy there if not for spiritual support

Which kain spiritual support, musulumi, ìjọ alasofunfun tàbí ìbílẹ̀?

In case you no be Yoruba, I meant shey na Muslim, white garment or traditional spiritual support?

Iamanoited:
These are all AK-47.
NIGERIAN POLICE AND ARMY SHOULD FIGHT THEM WITH MISSILES AND NUCLEAR.

And the RPG (s)? You think say na moimoi

Starzo:
Guy stop reminding me of past events

Old things have passed away.... affliction shall not arise a second time

Hahahahahahaha... But it rose again the second time last month when cote d'Ivoire wired our ass lol

Rumundele:
Terrible many are not normal. So be at peace at all time.
I have seen a young boy who was riding a bicycle pass a chief and did not greet him.
Immediately the bicycle got broken and the boy was badly injured and letter died. The chief said in your next world learn to greet a title man.
Its not everyone you see are not normal.

where did this happen?

Starzo:
na only you go cry cuz of your bad Belle after we carry the cup

Broz, how far? Did they carry the cup?

Honestey:
I wish they can assign me to interrogate him I will squeeze his scrota sack with hot iron until he started bleating like a old ram

Hahahahahahaha... Chai, you wicked ó

Latakia:
Na for UK I see people that also want to japa to Canada. There is no place like Nigeria for me with my little experience for UK, France, Belgium, Germany and Austria.

Please shed more light...
From those I have observed online, it seems Germany is good to reside in. But what about France and Belgium?
As for Austria, I have a friend that went their doing customer care job, but I haven't really heard from him this year, I reached out to him on all social media and got him on fb but he replied casually, I wonder what the problem is. And no be say I dey ask am for money. In fact he's the one that greets me most of the time, but I just felt it's unusual for him not to reach out. I just hope he dey good.

boxypane:
Iwó Olorun, won sé wa ko wa mó awón eranko bayi nó?

Shebi na one Nigeriaaaaaa😆😁

razzydoo:
We go Obalende, we go Dodan Barracks…in Fela’s Voice…

Coffin for the head of state

Kobicove:
I don't believe this lady is his wife

By the way what's even the point of this tattoo that most people will not even see?

Maybe she's a porn st💢r

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, KOLO MENTAL

Both of una dey mad

Roboto11:
The Nigeria Navy is recruiting.

Please send link

classicfrank4u:
Grow up
If Nigeria had given him a job he wouldn't have gone to U.S in the first place.
Nigeria failed him!

Na lie oga, one thing peculiar with a lot of Nigerians is ojúkòkòrò... Most here lack contentment, or are there not people with good jobs that still japa and talked as if God had never for once answered their prayers here in Nigeria?
Therefore, if he had a way despite being employed, hin go still japa, because sentimentally, our idea of abroad is heaven and paradise!

Nurtay:
A telecom company with an office in the Sangotedo Ajah area of Lagos is looking for an online customer service representative.Application closes on 28th of March, 2024.

NB: Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted

If only online work, then why need to live in Lagos Awoyaya and its axis?

So if dem regret, dem go come tell una for here àbí? 🙄

iswallker:
Read the topic of this thread this time slowly and tell me what is being discussed here.

In case you still can't comprehend - it's CNG for domestic use i.e cooking and generator ..

No vex 😔

Obi3icebaba:
Learn to keep quiet if you don't have answer to his question

Learn to mind your business, because no be you I quote. Cho Cho cho man

J3susFr3ak:
Do you still remember Major-Gen Atolagbe, who arrested Fulani terrorists in *Plateau in 2021* & paraded them public along their financier.

Order came from Abuja for their release which he refused, immediately Nigeria force HQ dismiss him from the force.

*Tinubu should influence his reinstatement.*

*Please share until this gets to President Tinubu's desk.*

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10228678914452073&set=a.4618012362631

Share it on Twitter and tag the presidency and his wife etc

iswallker:
@GAZZUZZ

I converted my generator to LPG. Can I also use CNG with the same carb?

If yes where do I purchase CNG in Abeokuta.

Also can i use my LPG cylinder for CNG?

Oga, be careful and warn yourself o... No go use your hand cause kasala for yourself. CNG is different from LPG. They are both gases but they are different.

Mother in law or mother in law to be?

Is papa missing his younger days

Questionnaires:
Road To Your Next "$100" Per Week Journey.

Contact me

$100 weekly

Testiebobo:
One of the funniest period in my life, was during covid-19 lockdown. I and my dad were playing chess at our corridor and we were having alot of fun. Until the baba told me he is craving for elephant meat pepper soup with palm wine. My yansh just bounced away from the bench i was sitting on, as i began to laugh wholeheartedly. The man was just looking at me, i went to the living room to tell the rest of the family. My mom said "baba yin o temo ikan to se, ni aye coro yin ni eran erin tun wu wan je. O da be! Meaning "your father doesn't know what is worrying him, in this period of coronavirus it is elephant meat he feels like devouring. That is good!

Very funny ... but why are you just telling us now after four years You are 3 to 4 years late man

EmekaStanley:


Aboki get parrot?

How much did you buy the two?

Emmanuel900:
Many idiots that have family in Europe and America from Nigeria and Africa are also praying for Russia to nuke the west lol

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

tianshie:
Give me the Ezenwanyi contact please.

Send me a DM here.

tianshie:
My friend recently returned from Bangui, CAR, last week, to attend his mother’s funeral (she was struck by lightning), only to be told he had to make a life pact with a crocodile, just like his mother did, before he could bury his mother. According to him, when his mother was a child, a bottle of blood was drawn from her left arm, and left limb of a captured crocodile, mixed together with some ritual herbs, and ritual stones, then fed to his mother and the crocodile.
The crocodile was released back into the wild. It is a longevity ritual, according to him. The human will live as long as the crocodile.
He said in his village---he is Igbo---they believe that crocodiles in the wild live to be around 100 years. If anything happens to the crocodile, the human feels it. The human can never die unless the crocodile dies. His mother was 63, and would have been 64 this year. They think the crocodile was also struck by lightning and that’s why his mother was struck by lightning too.
He does not want to do this ritual, because he does not believe in it. Why would anyone put their life in the hands of an animal which a hunter can kill any time?
The elders say his mother cannot be buried unless he does the ritual, to continue the omenala in his family. His father is late.
Is anyone familiar with this ritual? What can he do to get out of it? He wants to fly out but does not want to leave his mum unburied. Help!!!

Na for your friend to go find one Ezenmo or Ezenwanyin to help cancel the crap! I know one beautiful Ezenwanyin wey I see one time like that for Facebook.

NeckingNgulping:
He was forced to leave the home. Pathetic.

Marriage is supposed to last forever, however, it's still commendable that they lasted for that long.

If separation will give them peace, they did the right thing.

I will never live with a woman in a house she built or rented with her money. You will be ousted at anytime.

There's a saying in Yoruba, that a man who sleeps in his wife's house is sleeping on a dunghill.

UncleAyo:
My friend, the only friend you need is YouTube.com. This same friend taught me the skill with which I made $110 yesterday alone.

Up till today, I've not seen any person physical doing the same skill except for online.

You will keep wasting your precious time following friends around. And at the end, they will introduce you to fraud and illegitimate means.

I used to buy courses on udemy and other course website until I discover that free course on YouTube are better.

Apart from the above, with YouTube, I've develop the confidence and skill of a software Engineer.

Also, if you know how to use the telegram app, you're on top of the world.

Baba. Please tell me more about the telegram tin