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Romance › Re: Lady Says She Declined To Go On A Date With A Married Man, She Gets This (pics) by Firstcitizen: 11:47am On Sep 23, 2017
Dyt:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Following your husband's gf everywhere on social media
So much low self-esteem

Do you compare her to you or wanna look like her?
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Woman
The one you have problems with is your Randy horseband
This one na culprit too. See guilty conscience. grin
Career › Re: This Is How Our Police Officers Should Dress. by Firstcitizen: 11:34am On Sep 23, 2017
Lipscomb:
cheesy kai I pity her pussy her husband also
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Education › Re: I Want To Kill Myself Today Advice Me PICS by Firstcitizen: 5:23am On Sep 23, 2017
0m0nnakoda:
Ok so what method have you chosen?

Jumping from height on land
Jumping from height on water
Hanging
Snake Bite
Snake Dance
Electrocution by hugging transformer
Electrocution by means Not otherwise specified
Ingestion of toxic substance
Jumping in front of fast moving vehicle
Crocodile smile
Stabbing with sharp object
Stabbing with blunt object
Shooting with pistol
Shooting with rifle
Note it is possible to use more than one method for example ingestion of toxic substance and hanging ,jumping from height etc



Do you wish for for body to be found?
Funny but the idiot might just do it out of stupidity
Culture › Re: Ezelekhae Ewuare: The Crown Prince Of Benin Kingdom Unveiled In Edo (Photos) by Firstcitizen: 6:23pm On Sep 22, 2017
Good looking guy
Christianity Etc › Re: Mr Seun, Why Don't Christians Have Their Own Declaration Page? by Firstcitizen: 11:29am On Sep 22, 2017
Prognose:
Oh huh
Was Seun threatened?
Do you need the keeper of a blood thirsty hyena left unfed for 3 days to threaten you that the result of jumping into its enclosure could be fatal angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Mr Seun, Why Don't Christians Have Their Own Declaration Page? by Firstcitizen: 10:09am On Sep 22, 2017
Because Christians cannot behead those making fun of their religion or even blow up Nairaland grin
Romance › Re: Lady Drags Fiance On The Floor In Pre-wedding Photos by Firstcitizen: 5:53am On Sep 22, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Dumb dumb dumb theme.
What story are they tryna tell?
They are trying to tell us they are dumb.
Celebrities › Re: Lizzy Anjorin: "99% Of Women Are Born Witch, Stingy & Heartless" by Firstcitizen: 10:16am On Sep 21, 2017
Here in Jerusalem, we do not know her
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Advertises His Vevo Channel Following Fall Out With His Brother by Firstcitizen: 10:13am On Sep 21, 2017
Finstar:
I understand what they are trying to do cheesy They are trying to make money on my head abi.? I will not fall for it. Yes.. I won't fall for it again. Make una carry una wahala go.. Next week nah, they will come back together after making money from their viral beef cheesy



Check my signature wink
They are planning to release a new single hence all the drama grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Proscription Of IPOB And The Possible Internnational Implications by Firstcitizen: 10:00am On Sep 21, 2017
Clowns grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Crowd As IPOB Protesters Storm Nigerian Embassy In London(video) by Firstcitizen: 7:02am On Sep 21, 2017
BALLOSKI:
Terrorists!

Those British guys could tell us that they can't shut down their radio station because of freedom of speech.


I hope they say that when ISIS set up a radio station in the UK.

How can you allow a station to air hate speech capable of inciting violence like it did in Rwanda? No wonder, they all watched Rwandan kill themselves without offering any help to arrest the carnage. They really want war here so they can sell arms.
The radio station cannot be shut down like that. The British are smart. They can now increase the amount of weapons sold to Nigeria and make more profit.

If they shut down the radio station, People will not get brainwashed and then there will be no body to do the Python dance shoot meaning less sale of weapons.

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Politics › Re: IPOB Finance Headquarters Is In France - Lai Mohammed by Firstcitizen: 10:28pm On Sep 20, 2017
Queenlovely:
My brother once left the comfort of our mansion to partake in a solidarity protest in abuja. He was Hit by a stray bullet. He explanation was that he wanted to change nigeria. My father bundled him overnight and flew him to his private island somewhere in Barbados. He was under house arrest. My father wanted to reconfigure his brain. To make it known TO him that nigeria was not worth dieing for. He is now a citizen of Nicaragua when he married someone there
Please lend me some of the weed you smoked
Politics › Re: Biafra: UN. Holding Crucial Meeting. by Firstcitizen: 10:25pm On Sep 20, 2017
omofunaab:
What was the eventual outcome of the meeting? grin grin
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Christianity Etc › Re: Zimbabwean Pastor "Calls God On Phone, Speaks With Him In Church". Photos/Video by Firstcitizen: 4:57pm On May 22, 2017
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Christianity Etc › Re: "Rain Making" Spiritual Or Local Science ?? by Firstcitizen: 10:03am On May 15, 2017
Pchikaodili:
sorry bro I didn't get u well,for the royal wedding, did British invite the Edo rain makers to make rain or prevent it?? cos u said it was the sunniest days in London.
Check the links I pasted.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Rain Making" Spiritual Or Local Science ?? by Firstcitizen: 11:21am On May 12, 2017
Don't be decieved. During the last British royal wedding in 2011, the was a prediction of heavy rainstorm by the UK meteorological office. See the link to this below
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1380384/Royal-Wedding-2011-Rain-predicted-Prince-William-Kate-Middletons-big-day.html

Now the British being smart decided to invite rain makers from Edo state to assist and even housed them in the Royal palace. Note that Nigerian government functionaries were all snubbed. See link to this below.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/can-man-cause-rainfall-yes-we-do-it/

http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Edo-State-rainmakers-given-Royal-wedding-invitation

At the end of the day we all saw that it was one of the sunniest days in London. The problem with the black man is that you guys get easily deceived by the whiteman because they lack knowledge of how to manipulate the paranormal. Hence they tell you that it is impossible whereas they will secretly use it to their advantage.

Wise up
Politics › Re: Don’t Destroy NIA, Nigeria Can’t Survive Without It – Horsefall, Pioneer DG NIA by Firstcitizen: 11:21am On May 06, 2017
Fineman87:
Your ignorance is just too inexplicable. And you display ot proudly. Shame.
Learn not to comment and fvck off from Nairaland so as not to display your stupidity.

You don't have to tell the whole world how daft you are.
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Okotie Attacks TB Joshua Over Israel Relocation by Firstcitizen: 12:00pm On May 04, 2017
grin coming from someone that claimed God told him he will win an election that he eventually lost with shameful unspeakable votes.

Since we are now sure it was not God that spoke to Okotie it maybe that some demon was speaking to him disguised as God to put Christianity to shame.

How he decided to become a faithful servant of this demon after many years beats my imagination. Little wonder his church has refused to grow and women have become his failing.

Bad belle Pastor whose only fruits is to pose and display wealth on social media and tabloids now condemning someone whose love for others and philanthropy his generations to come cannot match. Who now is the shaman.
Politics › Re: Don’t Destroy NIA, Nigeria Can’t Survive Without It – Horsefall, Pioneer DG NIA by Firstcitizen: 8:07am On May 04, 2017
We should allow NIA destroy Nigeria abi
Crime › Re: Deaf And Dumb Man Arrested For Stealing A Car In Lagos(pictured) by Firstcitizen: 7:50am On May 04, 2017
He should be shot. I hate car thieves
Business › Re: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by Firstcitizen: 8:16am On Apr 30, 2017
Lets rephrase the question because they are all bad.

UBA remains the worst.
Culture › Re: "Oba Akiolu Didn't Snub Ooni Of Ife" - White Cap Chief by Firstcitizen: 10:14am On Apr 28, 2017
Keneking:
Useless defence for the Oba of Lagos Island.

Nonsense explanation.

Hopeless excuse.
Mind yourself!

He is Baale of Idumota
Crime › Re: Photo Of The 16-Year-Old Boy Who Is In Jail In Delta State by Firstcitizen: 4:43pm On Apr 27, 2017
fuckboys:
[color=#808080] we're gonna demolish mancity today, everybody shout up man-U [/color]
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Politics › Re: Jonathan, From Beginning, Was Too Small For The Presidency – Obasanjo by Firstcitizen:
Nne5:
It's 2years and everybody's still talking Jonathan.
Omg
How can everybody forget a catastrophic disaster within 2 years.

His name will remain in the airwaves for the next 20 years until someone else beats his record on corruption and buffoonery.
Events › Re: Woman Who Rubbed A Bride's Stomach At Her Wedding Confesses by Firstcitizen: 3:52pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lie lie bloggers. Where is the video of her confessing? Lying left right and center for traffic.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Moji Solar-Percy Marries Her Lesbian Partner In US (Photo) by Firstcitizen: 11:59am On Apr 22, 2017
CyrusTheGreat:
Your argument and analogy is so stupid I think it gave me acute brain damage.

The comment about animals showing homosexual behaviour is in response to the uneducated religious morons who claim that homosexuality is unnatural/non-existent in nature. Humans being a 'higher animal' (?) does not discredit homosexuals or their activities in any way.

I swear, so many stupid Christians will find any excuse to defend their idiotic hatred of consentual lovers.



Bleep god. If god existed I'd piss on his chair and set fire to his palace!

Luckily, god doesn't exist, so there is no need for such violence. grin
Check this one's life now, all you will see is intense struggle,anger, frustration, poverty, sickness and disease or death. His mindset has been shaped by all the unfortunate events in his life hence the outburst.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Visits Force Headquarters, Abuja (photos) by Firstcitizen: 5:33am On Apr 22, 2017
SirJeffry:
At least those two cases were accidents unlike the willful and "clear eye" penetration from behind. grin
Shaarraaap that your mouth.


Apostle penetrates from all angles. He only finishes from behind. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Tim Omotoso Arrested For Having Sex With Church Members In South Africa by Firstcitizen:
Our law enforcement agencies will even assist to torture the victims after collecting their share of tithes and offerings paid by the sheeple

See the scammer decieving the sheeple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZTjWrJzBpA
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Files $5m Suit Against Apostle Suleman In Canada (Photos) by Firstcitizen: 10:25pm On Apr 20, 2017
Moneyyy:
Is the Apostle living in Canada? Do Canadian courts have jurisdiction in Nigeria? This girl is funny and has a mission.
You can sue anyone in the world from your place of residence especially if they have assets in that location which the court can seize
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by Firstcitizen: 2:47pm On Apr 20, 2017
dangotesmummy:
source;

Relayed personal Experience from close relations, sex therapists and experience wink
I cannot imagine that I was taking you serious initially. You quote scientific theories and destroy everything by quoting the above as source. So you and your close relatives have been experiencing Pen.is captivus.......smh.

It is genetic then and runs in your genes or what do you think?
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria Man Kehinde Durojaiye Invents A Jet Car by Firstcitizen: 1:48pm On Apr 20, 2017
Mediocre.......smh

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