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Bumbae1:
Lol this one you know everything I do na wa oh
Hope you work .. .. and not jobless cause all this info you dey store for head not sure how its improving ya life o
Anyway u don fall pata pata ... u for no even quote me seff now that you have men u don fall finish .. u know the zone u dey nao
Chai

Chai, i laugh in swahili, huhuhuhuhu...your self esteem cheap tho that you'd always ganer any mention from me as crushing on you....Babe, just grow up some more, but until then i might look your way....No responsible and wel groomed guy will date a girl that wears ring on her nose and legs trust me...Just go arrange yourself and look neat, chai, iddf....see eh, if i should lash you it might ruin today for you.

TaLes by moonLight.

ZarZar:
That is too much. Almost like the statues you find outside Indian & Chinese temples.

You will never agree that a thing is worthwhile.

This old woman.

Bumbae1:
Really ! You dont mean it

And you hardly sleep.

Just watch how the self acclaimed free thinkers and atheist will storm this thread and start saying, "it wasn't his time and that he just got lucky"...those set of creations are just born pessimist, i shake my head in pity for them....thank God there was no life lost.

Bumbae1:
Lovely write up

You are on every thread.

vanida6:
Ok

You reg on nl 2 days ago and you are already following 36 people, hmmmmmm??.

Rukkydelta:
Lol rukky is my name so I know it's meaning and I know the actress you are talking about
Thanks but I prefer rukky the deltan

And i'm calling you rukky the sander as a pet, so

To you i guess.

Rukkydelta:
Please what's the meaning of sanda?

Lol, and you skipt "rukky"?, well, there's this nollywood actress by name rukky sanda, i just find her appealing...warreva be the meaning of sanda idk...but you can search it out on google:*

I comment to refused on this thread

Rukkydelta:
Hahaha Some of the stories here are formulated

I tell ya rukky the sanda .

Rukkydelta:
Hahaha Some of the stories here are formulated

I tell ya rukky the sanda .

sulakishop:
I went to my babe house, I met her with her ex (a married guy with 3kids whom she dated for 9yrs) and the guy started insulting me for taking her girlfriend. The magical aspect is that this girl joined him to rain abuses on me! In fact, the 2 of them reminded me that my mom na ashawo...

Funny enough, she introduced me to her family as fiance and everyone except my dad already know her from my side too!!

Your story is half baked.

pedrilo:
I fell in love with a colleague, we started out as friends. She always asked for financial assistance and I do sort her out sometimes.
On a certain Friday after work, she asked me to buy yam, potatoes and onions on my way to her crib cos we planned seeing after work and my place is very far from hers.
Got to her place past 8pm wit her yams etc, we both went out to buy fuel for her gen, then ate and started gisting.
At exactly 11:46pm, she asked to know wat time I intend to go bak home and I was surprised!
This babe changed it for me and said I cnt pass the nyt in her house. I was beyond embarrassed!
I called a friend to come n pick me wit his car and he did.
I left her place with few drops of tears. I was seriously hurt.

Hehehehehe, una funny no be small...Mai kuku no share my own to avoid laughter and mockery…

Men and their mundane ego.

Bumbae1:
Didn't mistake anythin knew if i said troll it will get your back up lol
Youve mentioned it 3 times now so guess that trolling pain u small
Lol but u dey take style dey shade me nao

Tfu, she still doesn't gerrit...Ok, have a blissful night.

This one just weak me.

Bumbae1:
No be you call me u got my attention

So u no wan greet person before dey act like say u no know person kontinue o

You couldn't decipher my actions instead you mistook it for stalking and trolling...For girls i find intelligent here i most atimes quote them but i use reverse psycho, but in your case you fell my hands big time.

Bumbae1:

You don start ba

Chai, within the space of just a month or two you lavished 80k on a girl, chai, God.

Francis95:
I am 22 , and I'm still virgin....I don't know if that's the reason.....
Each time I wake up my boxers will be drenched with sperm.....

is this normal? .....No insults please

Very normal bro....that's one of the weird and awkward experiences you have when you are still a virgin at that age bracket and beyond...speaking from experience.

Bumbae1:
Yes well,if u are are trolling me well you'll know when i tag its for fp
Thanks for ruining op page pdg
Pls don't quote me again

Lol, a typical mentality of a female nairalander, who's trolling you?,,,,just cos i made a sarcastic remarks on your dp the other day ni?,,,,i'm sure you know firstking01 very well to trolling girls on here...I'm on the extreme when it comes to making friends with a female nairalander....i have quite a few of them on my whatsapp page and trust me, you are no where closed to their competency and prominency as far as nairaland is concerned.....Good day.

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

My God

A female lecturer in any professional field.

Bumbae1:
mind ur buz op no say na play .. not like he broke rules

And you tagged a mod

Afonjas and beating their wives...musa's wife just filed a divorce with him...Cos of similar issue.

ToriBlue:
I once stumbled upon dairy section and I read a few diaries, I felt a little disgusting by the way people bare their whole life activity on diary section (though I enjoyed reading motherhood diaries), but I don't think its safe especially on a public forum.


What is your take on this?

Personally, i find it un-welcoming.

Fourwinds:
u don't mesn it...so I shouldn't under-rate

Nope, never ever under-estimate them....some of them wear such bras to suppress their breast on purpose.

Bumbae1:
Omg!!!
Be like say dem release all the weyrey for nal dis morning

Mynd44 please ban this guy he needs rest .. just take a good look at what dis boy typed up ther

Its funny but its not an excuse
Sinz abeg come carry me comot for NL seen enough

He should ban him for which offence…