₦airaland Forum

These days oyinbo people dey mumu no be small.

Aderola15:
Just like no white guy will walk up to a stranger to say "Are you Simbi? You look familiar."

Lol, every guy weather white or black at one point has done that intentionally or non-intentionally....but for you to know that i'm the one calling but refused to say a word after picking my call is just sheer wickedness...instead why not ask me to stop calling you huh??....y'all sucks big time.

ElizaVeta:
My dear.. Shebi you called first? Oya say hello nau?
and you're waiting for the other party...

And why should i call and still say hello??, smh, some of you girls eh.....imagine i call you and you picked and kept mute??...no white/foreign girl will do this....that's just a typical mentality of a nigerian girl with an overbloating pride, mtcheew.

Stop presenting yourself to them as a sex tool.

Women and selfies....that's how one went inside her toilet and took a selfie forgetting that she didn't flush her wc the last time she made use of it, smh.

Yet another unfortunate blogger.

Afonjas and violence...naso musa go beat in wife, he thought he was in nigerian were the laws are only meant for the elites...well, what the corps did to him served him right.

True but too obvious for grand patrons in relationship matters like this to people of my pedegree .

Only insane people bring their bedroom lives online, smh.

CuteJude:
not yet monitoring spirit

March don pass na

judeefcc:
viewing thru

You never still do the wedding or she don nak you akpako

Magdolly52:
Mad person

, but on a serious note, hope you ain't potbellied ??

Rukkydelta:
My mum do calls me every day

Who con ask this one now, una body just dey pintch una

[quote author=TEMINIKANSOSO post=55330850][/quote]Just check my topics you'd see it.

Don't be faster than your shadows, take it slow nigga, take it slow....build friendship with her first....when next she visits treat her like your gf....rally and run around to ensure she's comfortable....give her a treat that will leave her with too many adorable questions in her jerky heart…be the best of gentleman you can possible be at that moment or berra still visit my thread on how to be a perfect gentleman...but hey, always try to wave any move or words from her that will catapault you to the friendzone....always tell her of how she can be treated like a queen and make her understand you can feel up that vacuum...don't make any sexual move yet until you are convince that you 've entered her heart....



You said she's a model, models love flirty and classy stuffs, they don't settle for less...the highest bidder always wins them....brace yourself and up your game in all entirety cos you'd be in for a deep shit if after she agreed and you can't keep up with her inceasant demands....and plus, they are all peolpe's choice, their manager want them, their instructor want them, their make up artist want them…even you that's her friend want her, so, fasten your seatbelt nigga and get ready for the flight .


N:B...I typed all these cos i 've been there ....unless you are just lucky she falls inlove with you but as a modeller she'd still be fvcking and flirting around....it's near impossible for them to stick to one man .

luminouz:
Wrong move bro!!!!!! Summoning ur scripts may bail u out with him but makes u a target for oda lecturers.... Only one solution.....peace is a lie....there is only passion!!! Let some Gs fvck him up

Smh, the problem with you and your friend is FEAR....False Evidence Appearing Real....you think say the lecturer himself no like hin job?...this is the same kinda things that happened in my school sometime back and lecturers started dying mysteriously....on one occassion like that, a lecturer was walking on campus one electric pole fell and smashed his head against the coal tar, the other ones death were just unexplainable, one mr Dike Godson that was taking us on the use of english was expelled cos one female student he was frustrating summoned courage to report him...them never jam wicked students, just that the law to purnish any lecturer who victimize any student just too overlooked in some schools...where i school, the inscription is written on every billboard in strategic places on campus and this has given us mind...no kuku play with any mechanical student result if you like yourself as a lecturer


Again, let your friend write the exam and ensure he passes very well, @most the man will give him an E....let him not video tape anything....if the lecturer fails him let him request for a remark of his script period...


In saner society student's academic and political power outweighs that of any lecturer even the rector and vcs

Passy089:
It will lead to his expulsion which he can't afford in his 500L

Rubbish and foolish old man and a disgrace to the learned society he is....a very simple issue that needs to be handled with utmost carefulness...let your friend write the exam jare, but on the condition that he is a brilliant student...i mean let him have a testimony from other of his departmental folks that he's intelligent and ofcourse he must pass the course convincingly very well...trust me, the lecturer can never give him an F, if he dares let your friend summon him to ask him(your friend) the exact questions he asked in the exam or berra still let him provide your friend the answer booklet and question paper let him sit down and face the panel and write the exams again …do this and see how you'd disgrace the idiot and thank me later .

fayded:
okay guys..
here goes ma problem...
I'm involved with this girl alright,we used to be cool friends and now well,we re just banging.no doubt,she likes me and she would want for me to ask her out...she is always hanging out with me and tryna make us do stuffs together.
d ish is that she is my friend's sister..and she is 18,she is a fresher too and before y'all start shouting..am 21...
she actually acts mature sha..for her age oo..buh somehow she is still a kid..
I dunno whether I should date her or just continue ds ish..reasons are this..
I feel like she is still growing and doesn't really know what she wants in life..
I also feel that maybe if we date..along the line she might wanna break up and just go her way..it happened in ma past relationship.. my ex just broke up with me after like 2yrs or So(she gave an excuse of us not going to end up married or ish)..
also,one time she chatted me up on WhatsApp..and she said "It's sad but it's the truth,at this age most guys just bang or dive into relationships for the fun of it not necessarily having marriage in mind,most gals choose to call such guys "fuckboys"but to b honest that's kinda dumb,I don't expect much outta relationships and that's y I'm hard to keep but harder to leave

Well, ignoring all your grammatical blunders and typos even when you call yourself a student i 'll say never pause and ask her out, just keep up the FWBs you guys are already into...


Reasons are.....


1. There 'll not be anything differend when you guys start dating seeing you guys are already fvcking yourselves.


2. If you eventually ask her out her character will change towards you and you will start complaining....for the average nigerian girl i know, they behave well when you are just friends with them, but when you pester them and they finally agree to date you, there foolishness will beging to manifest in an unbearable manner....



Choice is yours nigga.


Btw, i hate commenting on death threads

Amarabae:
sorry sir, don't misunderstand me.
There is nothing discriminating here, I meant people that I can remember to have chatted with or argued with on more that one occasion.
Good evening

You would 've just bowed out with "thank you" rather than tagging the nicks you fancy...not asif i have a problem with em or something....in anyways, evening to you too ma.

The evenly most sorted after girls hardly come online.....the girls there has never come up with one reasonable thread and most of em are so-un-innovative.

Amarabae:
Sought after? By who? How many people know me here?
I only know IamAirforce1, JackSparrow, Aderola15 since coming here.

Nobody asked you to discriminate...this is why i select ladies i give my attention here.

That of ini edo tho, that lady is smoking hot.

The LGTBC can be so desperate if they hit on you...i for one detest em.

Off all the girls in the world na uniport girl you see to go friend

ottalo1:
Well I met a lady on whatsapp group five months ago and we have been talking hoping to meet someday, well I lied to her about my family background, but mind keep on judging me for not telling her the truth of recent have to tell her the truth. But since then she has been hehaving somehow she hardly pick my calls even respond to my chat. Should i just free her and continue with my life. I have to tell her so that she won't get to know by herself.
Please I need your advice.
Thanks

What exactly did you lie to her about your family

Kingxway:
That's it bro. I could have a strong feeling for a lady but choose to hide it from her, because I don't want her to feel like mini God. I play alone gently and it seems to work better that way

GirLs don't even dare with my ego.

Kingxway:
To be honest, I hardly ask ladies for their contacts unnecessarily. Even when I do, I don't easily call unless I'm very much interested her.




Let's hear from you guys

Same goes with me.

2kaybiel:
being handsome gives you self-confidence

Smh, a very fat lie...self confidence most times is inbuilt...infact, the uglies exhibit it most.