₦airaland Forum

donTbone:
rotfl...
;Dseriously... u dnt have any idea how much u got me laughing!


In between: its gud ooo, but those ijebu, ijesha and ekiti gals... ion trust them!

safarigirl:
Anyhow wey e wan end, Leicester City sha dey top table.

I support City for the win....Giroud to score an inconsequential goal

Funjosh:
Both of them should just share the points because its Chelsea Football Club that is going to win the EPL at the end of the season.

donTbone:
HunHUn! if e remain small mah jam dem, maga go jam dem!

donTbone:
HunHUn! if e remain small mah jam dem, maga go jam dem!

naughtynaughty:
abi..nah sef to wear new cloth on xmas day dey hard me

donTbone:
Thats why i will prefer my YORUBA orentes... they dont demand much and
their beauty is natural!

misreal:
Abeg i want to make this simple. I asked a lady out some days ago, and this was her response.. "I am not ready to date now, and I can't force myself to love"...i'lld like to know if I just got friend zoned.. .matureed comments only, and no abuses please. .....meanwhile, she practically gave me the green light..

misreal:
Abeg i want to make this simple. I asked a lady out some days ago, and this was her response.. "I am not ready to date now, and I can't force myself to love"...i'lld like to know if I just got friend zoned.. .matureed comments only, and no abuses please. .....meanwhile, she practically gave me the green light..

donTbone:
Na under fly over abeg!
But me... as a holy boy i go, na hin i take return o!
Nobody cannot come and rearrange my destiny for me

donTbone:

Been there to work last year...



The street wey i stay ehn(RUMUOLA)... bro, na story for anoda day o!

Specialbaby:
most ladies cant handle big dick dear.

donTbone:
Pee wah?

Who go come
Bad girls too full that land...
Else we return back home unholy
and as baby mamas

donTbone:
Pee wah?

Who go come
Bad girls too full that land...
Else we return back home unholy
and as baby mamas

Adonis3:
I swear, he just sat down on the balcony and was crying. People gathered round him and were consoling him, that was how I heard the story

naughtynaughty:
I luv dis period so much, A few weeks ago when the
weather turned bringing that crisp sweet
smell of harmattan, I couldn’t contain my
joy. There are so many events, parties,
family gathering etc to attend and of
course the almighty 'item 7' ahhhaaaa dts d main thing mehn.. Dts wat dis season is filled with.

Jollof rice, pounded yam dt I havnt eaten for months nau, fried rice, egunsi soup with plenty fried meats, cow meat, beef, turkey and ponmon. Thrs alwas so much fud evriwhr u turn and evri house u visit. It’s like people in Nigeria wait till
December to showcase culinary prowess
and generosity that was nowhere to be
found in previous months, and it’s hard
to say no.


This year I don't even care abt getting fat afterwards..ahhaa dts whr d problem lies. I look forward to
being fat and happy in December, then
pay the price in the new year. I get on
the scale and weep and starve myslf.


Bt not to worry abt january..ryt nau amma eat eat eat till January. Cheeerrz to d festive period and to evri1 lukin forward to d xmas rice just lyk me. Hehehe

naughtynaughty:
I luv dis period so much, A few weeks ago when the
weather turned bringing that crisp sweet
smell of harmattan, I couldn’t contain my
joy. There are so many events, parties,
family gathering etc to attend and of
course the almighty 'item 7' ahhhaaaa dts d main thing mehn.. Dts wat dis season is filled with.

Jollof rice, pounded yam dt I havnt eaten for months nau, fried rice, egunsi soup with plenty fried meats, cow meat, beef, turkey and ponmon. Thrs alwas so much fud evriwhr u turn and evri house u visit. It’s like people in Nigeria wait till
December to showcase culinary prowess
and generosity that was nowhere to be
found in previous months, and it’s hard
to say no.


This year I don't even care abt getting fat afterwards..ahhaa dts whr d problem lies. I look forward to
being fat and happy in December, then
pay the price in the new year. I get on
the scale and weep and starve myslf.


Bt not to worry abt january..ryt nau amma eat eat eat till January. Cheeerrz to d festive period and to evri1 lukin forward to d xmas rice just lyk me. Hehehe

donTbone:
Yea... not for this year thou, just wanna feel people's reaction
as how its gonna be to have a get togeda.
But will be holding nxt yr if we will be inerested

donTbone:
#confused

donTbone:
Pretend to normal man... Or you swerve

donTbone:
Pretend to normal man... Or you swerve

Adonis3:
So a friend of mine narrated his ordeal to me:

He was walking with a female coursemate when a car (I don't want to bother about the make) pulled over and asked to give the girl a lift. N.b: it was raining.

The girl, without hesitation jumped inside the ride.
And as if that isn't enough, she collected her umbrella...


GOSH!!! But why?

Why would guys be so stupid too? You see a guy and a girl walking, you still offer the girl a ride, does that make sense to you




Another one happened in front of my hostel.

A guy saw his girl in another guy's car, he went to tap on the windscreen (a dumb move, I must confess) and asked to see the girl.

Guess what the girl's reply was..

"Can't you see I'm with someone??"

Adonis3:
So a friend of mine narrated his ordeal to me:

He was walking with a female coursemate when a car (I don't want to bother about the make) pulled over and asked to give the girl a lift. N.b: it was raining.

The girl, without hesitation jumped inside the ride.
And as if that isn't enough, she collected her umbrella...


GOSH!!! But why?

Why would guys be so stupid too? You see a guy and a girl walking, you still offer the girl a ride, does that make sense to you




Another one happened in front of my hostel.

A guy saw his girl in another guy's car, he went to tap on the windscreen (a dumb move, I must confess) and asked to see the girl.

Guess what the girl's reply was..

"Can't you see I'm with someone??"

ireneony:
hahaha joke of the century, so u mean he have a wife and still went ahead to visit a brothel, why didn't him visit a church instead to calm his nerve ..
the truth be told op is cheat n a lier

DAVIYJONESS:
no list this time this is about my life

vizkiz:
please don't reveal our secret abeg

vizkiz:
later they will say we are not romantic. No mind them

ronald4lif:
No, I dey kampe. Just became unusually more busy.

ronald4lif:
The highlighted remark shouldn't be the ladies problem. Why should they bother about where anyone feels comfortable or not and how about their own convenience?

donTbone:
helping hand u say? If it's help, i can sincerely give. Mind u, approaching a lady in this manner is a show of self importance nd low self esteem!