₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,327 members, 8,511,244 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 November 2026 at 07:28 AM

Toggle theme

Firstorderwizard's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Firstorderwizard's Profile › Firstorderwizard's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 (of 102 pages)

Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2020
spiralwedge:
No. But you must go see a doctor together. It sometimes make ladies fatter, especially if they don't exercise. It won't affect her chances of getting pregnant, if the doctor agrees that it's suitable for her.
.
Thanks for this, I'll book appointment with a doctor asap
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 8:51am On Mar 30, 2020
spiralwedge:
She can get a monthly family planning injection. That's all. Why are young people ignorant of this.
This is the first time I'm hearing about this.
Please tell me how to go about it.
Will it affect her chances of getting pregnant in the future?
I intend marrying her.
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 8:14am On Mar 30, 2020
Paxie55:
Make sure you guys don't sleep on the same bed.
U guys don't seem to get the picture here. I'm talking about a sexy endowed babe in the same apartment with a fully blooded man with working tools 24/7. I have her parents blessings though but don't want to take a woman with a protruding belly to the altar.
I would have uploaded her picture to drive home my point but have to respect her privacy
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 8:00am On Mar 30, 2020
bigt2:
This is a quarantine stuff nah. Just practice coitus interrupts or better still put on your rain coat. Minimize the knacking too, so you don't come out of isolation looking all thin and weak grin


I have spoken
On a serious note, she's just too sexy. Any small move, I'm turned on. She's not helping issues with her see through night gown and home bumshorts.
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 7:54am On Mar 30, 2020
daddytime:
Okay....since you can't handle a lockdown with her and not engage in excessive ikwokirikwo I humbly wish to submit that you declare an open up and send her back to her folks.
Her parents stays in Lagos. She's doing her masters in UNICAL and I stay in PortHarcourt. Can't send her back now due to the border closure.
Romance › I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Firstorderwizard(op): 7:45am On Mar 30, 2020
I'm on lockdown with my babe now. Before the lockdown, I'm not always available at home (work travels) and my babe visits once in a month. She's observing the stay at home in my hood (her parents are aware though) but the way we are experimenting a lot of things to kill boredom is giving me worry. I don't want her to get pregnant outside wedlock.
Guys I need mature advice on how to play safe the more cos condom and postinor seems ineffective now.
I intend marrying her though.
Romance › Re: Please, What Does She Want? by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:52am On Mar 29, 2020
hartoyebi38:
Hi
NOTE: I'm broke and i don't have any girlfriend for the past two years because I want to focus on my dream.
This part got me laughing.
Op, you don't have a game. She needs dick but waiting for you to make a move. Stop appearing too needy and simpy.
If possible, avoid relationship with your next door neighbor. If you don't intend marrying her, leave her alone or fvck her and move out.
Travel › Re: Anambra Police Forces Transporters To Obey Covid-19 Safety Directives (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:18pm On Mar 26, 2020
Good job
Travel › Re: Anambra Police Forces Transporters To Obey Covid-19 Safety Directives (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:18pm On Mar 26, 2020
TheABOMINATION:
Good


The rapture has already taken place, it took place on Dec 31st 2019. We the ones that were left below have already started experiencing the 7 years great tribulation. Things will only continue to get worse from now on cry
Who comes go heavenhuh
Health › Re: COVID-19: Jack Ma's Donation Moved From Lagos To Abuja By The Air Force by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:03am On Mar 26, 2020
[quote author= [s]post=87770620]Less than 6 hours from now, we will read the true story of how they are sharing these supplies to all the most affected states first before sharing it all over the country (which make sense) rather than the impression we are having here as if 100% of everything that has been hijacked to Abuja!

We will be looking forward to read that Lagos state's share was left behind.
They won't be that stupid to move EVERYTHING to just Abuja alone and leave nothing behind to the most affected state in the country!
Why not move it straight to Abuja straight from China,
if they want it to remain in Abuja alone?
We should all learn how to read logically.


It is always good and refreshing to know that we still have reasonable and sensible people like you on this forum.
Anyone with Common sense will know what you type is nothing but the truth!
Simple Logic![/quote][/s]
Romance › Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:00pm On Mar 25, 2020
grin
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Scarcity Of Protective Tools Hits Lagos Hospitals by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:37pm On Mar 25, 2020
This early morning?
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Edo Government Pays Workers March Salaries To Cushion Effects by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:02pm On Mar 25, 2020
okpalaAnambra:
Good way to go..and not that stupid Adamawa gov
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adewale Giwa On Jack Ma Test Kits: 'Nigeria Should Not Accept Them' by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:05am On Mar 25, 2020
What do we do now?
Health › Re: Rotimi Akeredolu Self-Isolates, Cancels Official Engagements by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:46am On Mar 25, 2020
shocked
I foresee a virus influenced revolution in this country. Mark this for future reference
Health › Re: Nigeria records two new coronavirus cases — toll now 44 by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:20am On Mar 25, 2020
[quote author= [s]post=87742465]May this never be anyone among us here portion.

May God keep each and everyone of us along with every members of our family from this evil virus.

And it is not only about prayer guys, do the right things to keep yourself safe.

This is the time for us all to come together as a nation. 
We must unite as one to overcome this virus.
We can all start by CLEANLINESS,
Washing our hands, and keeping our immediate environment clean and safe.



A Very Big AMEN.


You welcome.

More ways to keep your self and family safe below....[/s][/quote]
Health › Re: Coronavirus Cases In Nigeria Rise To 44 by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:48pm On Mar 24, 2020
undecided
Health › Re: My Experience With Covid 19 Last Night In Abuja by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:21pm On Mar 24, 2020
Ncdc should visit this thread oo
Guys if you suspect anything,alert health officials immediately. Don't resort to self medication.
Save your self and your neighbors/ family members
Health › Re: Terrible State Of Edo Specialist Hospital, Benin by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:54pm On Mar 24, 2020
And some morafuvckers are still defending this eye sore. Even if new hospital buildings are erected must the old ones be abandoned ?
Business › Re: UBA Bank Ebeano Estate Enugu Amid Coronavirus Issue (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:44pm On Mar 24, 2020
No social distancing
Health › Re: I Tested Positive For Coronavirus - Salihu Umar, FIRS Employee by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:47pm On Mar 23, 2020
Fake news
Food › Re: Choice Of Food Stuff Amid Coronavirus Lockdown by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:24pm On Mar 23, 2020
Eat fresh
eat green
build up your immune system
Avoid roadside pots and learn to cook.

Stay healthy, eat well
Phones › Re: Covid-19: MTN Nigeria Changes Name To "Stay Safe" (pictures) by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:22pm On Mar 23, 2020
Elimon:
Even mine ooo...I even thought my friend edited it
Add graphic to this na
Politics › Re: Tanko Muhammad Orders Courts To Close From Tuesday Over COVID-19 by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:01pm On Mar 23, 2020
I pity awaiting trial inmates
Romance › Re: Never ask a girl out see why. by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:04pm On Mar 23, 2020
shocked

If a woman never asked you "what are we" after fvcking her then you are still a beginner in the game
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos orders scavengers to vacate refuse dumpsites by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:43pm On Mar 23, 2020
Coldie:
Wike own way of fighting corona virus is telling all drivers not to carry more than 3 passengers and setting up a task force immediately to arrest them
grin
Politics › Re: Some Legislators Refusing Screening At Airport – FG by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:39pm On Mar 23, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Na wa oo. Kyari addressed the letter to Femi Gbajabiamila (Speaker) but in paragraph 4 said 'Distinguished President of the Senate??
This things no longer surprise me.
We've gone too low
Health › Spanish Influenza Pandemic Throwback (pic) by Firstorderwizard(op): 9:16am On Mar 23, 2020
Chill guys, this is not the first time this has happened.
Just observe basic health precautions and everything's will be alright .
For the end time crew, the world is not ending anytime sooner. The Earth still have trillions of years to exist.

Politics › Re: IGP Bars Detention For Minor Offences Over Coronavirus by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2020
Time to chop this Fulani dpo's daughter I been dey eye since. Shey na minor offencehuh
Travel › Re: Nigerian Railway Shuts Train Services Nationwide by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:36pm On Mar 21, 2020
This is scary

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 (of 102 pages)