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Romance › Re: Alpha Fvcks, Beta Bucks by Firstorderwizard(m):
My desire to marry Ngozi just reduced by 55% undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Why David Lyon Was Removed As Governor - His Deputy Is Olumba Olumba Bishop by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:41pm On Feb 13, 2020
budaatum:
So, in short, David Lyon was removed as governor because he did not go to see Prophet TB Joshua?

That's good. Anyone who does not want to be removed as governor should just go and see Prophet TB Joshua and nobody can remove them!

Say "Haleluya Amen", now!
Guy u just made my day with this.
I can't stop laughing grin grin
Politics › Re: Sacked David Lyon Invitation Card For Tomorrows Swearing In Bayelsa (Photo) by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:36pm On Feb 13, 2020
Chai
Science/Technology › Re: Canadian Farmer Discovers New Tyrannosaur Species, One Of The Oldest Kind Ever by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:48pm On Feb 11, 2020
What actually happened to Neanderthals sub human species will throw more light on how we evolved.
Why is traces of their genes still allegedly found in some Caucasians?
Romance › Re: This Is Why I'm Addicted To Aljazeera by Firstorderwizard(op): 12:16am On Feb 09, 2020
Froshloaded:
wink

Ah forget her niggar
She's way older but I still see her as a 24 year old. Can't just understand
Romance › Re: This Is Why I'm Addicted To Aljazeera by Firstorderwizard(op): 12:11am On Feb 09, 2020
Froshloaded:
wink
Just checked her pictures on the internet, and I must say she is really beautiful wink

How old is she?
42
Romance › Re: This Is Why I'm Addicted To Aljazeera by Firstorderwizard(op): 11:56pm On Feb 08, 2020
Froshloaded:
Mad oo
What's her name
I want to see if she is worth it

Firstorderwizard
Maryam Nemazee
Romance › Re: This Is Why I'm Addicted To Aljazeera by Firstorderwizard(op): 11:40pm On Feb 08, 2020
Froshloaded:
grin grin
Lmao
You are lusting on her
This is beyond lust bro. I just love her genuinely
Romance › This Is Why I'm Addicted To Aljazeera by Firstorderwizard(op): 11:36pm On Feb 08, 2020
I just can't get enough of her. I'm stuck on her.
Somebody help me.
Even my babe is not happy about it.

Crime › Re: Man Dies After Sex With A Precious, Prostitute From Akwa Ibom (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:44pm On Feb 08, 2020
kiss
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Kills Qasim al-Raymi, Al-qaeda's Leader In Yemen by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:41pm On Feb 07, 2020
Good
Travel › Re: Arik Air To Be Renamed Nigeria Eagle by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:38pm On Feb 07, 2020
This is the end of arik grandy grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Intended Couple Die Naked In Kano by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:56pm On Feb 06, 2020
Wetin dollar no go see for Ganduje babariga undecided
Romance › Re: Which Of These Will Make A Lady Lose Interest In A Man Fast? by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:52am On Dec 27, 2019
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Romance › Re: Should I Go Ahead With The Proposal? by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:13pm On Dec 23, 2019
grin
Romance › Re: Ladies With Thigh Gaps Has The Cleanest And Sweetest Pussies by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:27pm On Dec 20, 2019
The only lap I know is chicken lap
Sports › Re: Shahdon Winchester Dies In Accident With His Girlfriend In Trinidad & Tobago by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:36pm On Dec 20, 2019
magilou:
There is no repentance in the grave.
Sharap
Politics › Re: Ebenezer Babatope: Trump Impeachment, Lesson To Leaders That Power Is Transient by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:06pm On Dec 19, 2019
Stop misleading people Trump is and remains the POTUS
Romance › Re: Why Men Should Marry Single Mothers by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2019
Take this advice at your own risk.
Training another man's sperm is a no no
besides that child will always connect the single mother and the father even when she's married and what happens when two ex lovers meet after a long break is better imagined than said no matter what separated them.
Romance › Re: My View On Ubunja’s Miseducation Piece: Chosen by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:56pm On Dec 18, 2019
Alanikoko:
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Ubunja pls don't stress yourself. I'm q living testimony of the above bolded. I have it easier with women that chose me, while is suffered to get VALIDATION from women who have no thing for me. I have had a girl willingness to worship the very ground I walked. she financed me with her cash and hand over her life to me. I need not say I command her at will. Not one case, not two cases.

on the other hand, the women that I chose played me cos she had nothing for me and had her mind fixed on another guy who was her fantasy. when that one disappointed her,I was always a shoulder to cry on. need I say, she still find a way of going to him.?. By weekend, I'll explain my story and copied those who might'benefit from it
Copy me too
Politics › Re: Gov Obiano Declares Open Access More With Stanel Master Class(photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:08pm On Dec 18, 2019
Igbo amaka
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Affirms Elections Of Udom, Abiodun, Masari & Sanwo-Olu by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:04pm On Dec 18, 2019
My own problem now is to know the blood group of Bubu's sterile cows undecided
Health › Re: What To Do When Snake Bites You And There Is No Hospital Nearby? by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:51pm On Dec 17, 2019
Adalasy:
I am an alternative medicine practitioner in Ghana and treating venomous snake bites is easy with herbs.

You can use the following herbs

1) Acalypa indica Leaf paste applied over the bitten part or paste smeared on spot of bite 3 to 4 days of this would clear any venom of any snake and heal the puncture

2) Achyranthes aspera whole plant extract or root extract is given orally.

3) Aegle marmelos Decoction/extract (twice a day up to 5 days) of the leaves is given orally or root bark extract is administered internally for every 4 hours up to 3 days.

4) Alangium salvifolium About 15 g of bark, ground with 10 to 12 black peppers and mixed with 60 g animal fat, is given every 2 hours to cure snakebite. The Root bark decoction is given internally to treat.

5) Allium sativum Bulb is made into paste and given orally.

6) Andrographis echioides Nees Paste of whole plant is given orally with water. It is also applied externally.

7) Andrographis lineate Paste of leaves is applied externally. About 30 g of whole plant paste is directly administered orally.

8 ) Aristolochia bracteolate Leaves paste applied externally as well as infusion is taken orally.

9) Aristolochia indica Fresh roots are grounded along with rouwalfia serpentina mixed in water taken twice daily for 3 days. The Root powder is snuffed, root juice is given orally and root paste applied locally.

10) Aristolochia tagala root Crushed, mixed with water and drunk as well as fresh roots are grounded and applied externally on affected portion.

There are many more plants you can use and i cannot list them all but do note that the above handles any kind of venomous bite of any snake. Just make sure you apply them within a space of 5 to 10mins after the bite maximum. Also ensure you have a tourniquet tied above the place one has been bitten while preparing these herbs to avoid a speedy intravenous movement of the venom to essential organs.
All this ur Latin names, u ended up confusing me
Romance › Re: Is It OK For Your Girlfriend To Go Visit Her Ex by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:54pm On Dec 16, 2019
Another clueless nigga
Romance › Re: She Cheated On Me Emotionally by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:10pm On Dec 16, 2019
Dunno why I find this funny grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Robbers Attack Ogun Hospital, Rob Patients And Staff by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:48pm On Dec 16, 2019
Even the dead is not secured in this country chaii
Romance › Re: How A Prostitute, Club Girl Changed My Life by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:41pm On Dec 16, 2019
My instinct tells me this is a lie.
I may be wrong anyway
Romance › Re: I Stumbled On Ubunja On Here by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:11am On Dec 16, 2019
Alanikoko:
From the first letter of " the chosen miseducation" to the last contain monumental truths. My reason isn't far fetched and it is still a surprise to me.

There was this beautiful girl sometimes back who was so breath taken about me. To start with,I have nothing . not even something that's worth giving me attention. I wasn't able to reciprocate her love because I was busy trying to figure out what this girl want From me when she had loads of rich and good looking guys begging for her attention, while I had nothing!. So I was scared, cos I used to think girls only love you if you're good looking or rich. I didn't know what she saw in me. The only good thing about my life then was the fact that when I was in schoolI'm book smart and people respect me a lot in school.

when I read the chosen miseducation, her case came to mind. I have had cases of two other girls like this. And one idiot up there was trying to rubbish my submission here

when I have time, I'll create a thread about what transpired with the said girl so people can learn one or two things
mention me when u create the thread

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