NYSC › Re: My NYSC Hookup Experience... by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:00pm On May 20, 2020 |
600 million plus have just been approved for looting by politicians while the leaders of tommorow are busy discussing sexcapades on nairaland |
Romance › Re: I Smush A Girl While We Are Standing In Queue At Bank. by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:18pm On May 20, 2020 |
Bluehill1051: I only do this with kids between 3-7 yrs. Most times I put my fingers under her skirt cc amadioha+sango |
Romance › Re: Please Help!!! She Likes Eating Bitter While Having Sex With Me by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:10pm On May 20, 2020 |
You are busy pounding while she's chewing away your destiny. Ok kontunu |
Career › Re: Journalist Vivian Ottih Suspended Indefinitely For Requesting Salary On Facebook by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:33am On May 17, 2020 |
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Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:51pm On May 15, 2020 |
osazsky: once its gets to d pot d viruses dies..if it were in China this monkey would be eaten raw with hot soup And you forget that they are dissecting, touching the blood and intestine of the animal without putting on handgloves and protective equipment? |
Romance › Re: How Would You Tell If A Girl Isn't A Virgin? by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:28pm On May 15, 2020 |
bestabigaelever: The funniest part is that when I was a virgin, I never looked like one I was a super extrovert, I dress anyhow, I talk anyhow But now you f** anyhow? Just asking for a friend |
Romance › Re: The Real Reason Why Girls Prefer Bad Boys To Nice Guys. by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:20pm On May 15, 2020 |
This land is not for sale
La trespass la express |
Pets › Re: My Pet Snake by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:30pm On May 14, 2020 |
I'm only calculating the pepper soup value of the snake  |
Romance › Re: How I Was Manipulated To Leave The Love Of My Life by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:24pm On May 14, 2020 |
Let me listen to the elders first |
Romance › Re: Why Do Microphones Always Mess Up In 80% Of Occasions In Nigeria by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:22pm On May 14, 2020 |
I think Buhari should be blamed, the guy below me what do you think? |
Phones › Re: Infinix Note 7: Top 5 Features/Issues by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:16pm On May 14, 2020 |
Who else observed that spaghetti have reduced by 10 sticks ? |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Poses With Her White Mercedes Benz In New Pictures by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:14pm On May 14, 2020 |
Who else observed that spaghetti have reduced by 10 sticks  |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Politicians Before And After Pictures (Throwback And Recent Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:13pm On May 12, 2020 |
[s][/s][quote author= post=89457435][b[s]]Some of us @[color=#006600][/color] chilling with our darling handsome, fresh, cool, cute Daddy[/b]. Our Darling Daddy is not a politician, but a natural born leader of men. President of all Nigerians both living and dead!  No be God!?  Some people will hit their big empty head on the wall and die seeing this lovely pictures. Nonentities dem  . You will see such people quoting this post in 5 seconds......Counting down to their quotes 5, 4, 3, 2, .......
Okay bye, going back to our present job as first responders. Lovers and Enemies of the country, we will be back to read your mentions.... If you dare quote our posts to type rubbish, na wetin u dey woship go strike you down one time. Only if we quote any of una....na him una go escape the striking. 
Meanwhile, wash ya hands and keep safe y'all! CORONA IS REAL!!Our siblings are beautiful than yours. Argue with your face mask!  Awwwwwww  Thumbs up Guys! Criminals, thieves and haters wants to bury Baba, they don't know he is a seed!  See as one of the enemy of progress (as your moniker tells us), go run last page go dey confess, hypocrites just full everywhere scatter anyhow, e dey una body!  )[/s][/quote] |
Romance › Re: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:58pm On May 08, 2020 |
Op thanks for showing us bones. This thread have no single Vaseline value |
Politics › Re: LOOK INSIDE Virtual Office Of SA President Cyril Ramaphosa by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:48pm On May 08, 2020 |
Why am i seeing cow in that Bubu's computer screen. Is he having virtual meeting with cows  This weed tastes salty |
Properties › Re: What's The Cost Of Building A Self Contained Apartment Now? by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:17pm On May 08, 2020 |
EmmySparky: you are very correct...I also have a plot of land behind unizik ( ifite) ..trying to get a buyer ... Which side of Ifite, can we discuss this? |
Celebrities › Re: Millie Small, The Bournvita Girl Dies At Age 72 by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:46am On May 08, 2020 |
Same year Jecinta said yes to my relationship proposal. Remember dancing to the rhythm of her song with Jecinta whining her natural assets to the admiration of John Thomas. Rip Jecinta love.
This weed tastes salty |
Romance › Re: 19 Types Of Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:03pm On May 05, 2020 |
If her name is Amaka, my brother quadruple the condom |
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Fiancee Doesn't Know Him, Then You Are Dating An Olodo. by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:57pm On May 05, 2020 |
This is the first Igbo Muslim na Atafachukwu Ebele with Flora Shaw |
Business › Re: Gtbank Overcrowded This Morning: Social Distancing Disregarded by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:08pm On May 04, 2020 |
A wise Zulu man once said; uma unegciwane ungahlangani nendlu, indlala izokuhlangana |
Politics › Re: Photos From FCT Today May 4th 2020, After Release Of Lockdown(photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:06pm On May 04, 2020 |
I wanted to comment but remembered that a wise Zulu man once said;
uma unegciwane ungahlangani nendlu, indlala izokuhlangana |
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Has Possessed Me (graphic Picture) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:17pm On May 02, 2020 |
Scientists: Do you know that some offices I enter, you can't.
Do you know you read about me at least once a week but don't know? Oshey! awon newspaper front-page model. Please may I ask the news paper Isialangwa Tribune abi na IPOB voiceless newspaper |
Celebrities › Re: Actress Genevieve Nnaji Cause Panic With Photo Caption (see Caption) by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:14pm On May 01, 2020 |
Badnews for afonja Muslims |
Politics › Re: Which Geo-political Zone In Nigeria Is Capable Of Becoming A Country? by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:27am On May 01, 2020 |
I just can't help laughing at people saying that Southeast is landlocked. Anyway give them independence and see if they can survive in the next ten years. |
Romance › Re: Magun Or What? by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:19pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
Starboytwo: Just smoke some weed man, mafoh Op don't joke with this advise. Weed pursues evil spirit |
Education › Re: Lagos Bars Private Schools From Online Teaching by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:04pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
wonder233: I support the government on this. These Shylock Lagos private school owners will stop at nothing to exploit. Let parents at least use this lockdown period to bond with their kids. Let the kids learn other things like crafts, domestic chores, etc. Let them be revising what they've been taught before, or let them just play. We run a unified academic calendar at primary and secondary level. So, if they conclude their term online, so what happens to their counterparts in government schools? Typical black man's mentality. |
Education › Re: Lagos Bars Private Schools From Online Teaching by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:58am On Apr 27, 2020 |
Different headline. Different content and this made front-page? |
Romance › Re: .... by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:32am On Apr 24, 2020 |
Ilamina:
 Spice up this thread na. One or two specimen pics will do. I will make sure it gets to front page . |
Crime › Re: Edo: Police Officers Fighting Over Bribe Arrested And Detained by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:59pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
What's the difference between police men fighting for their loot and senators fighting for allocation? |
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Sends 2023 Aspirants Underground by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:19pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
Nairaland thanks for taking this news to the front page. I showed it to one girl for my street and she came to my house pantless. |
Romance › Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:42pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
noxy1962: I can imagine how she was moaned during the make up sex. Sorry bro. Guy hwfar nah, you want to increase op sifia pain  |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:28am On Apr 14, 2020 |
MadeBoy: I'm a
The government just extend the lockdown which is tiring. She come to my house and doesn't want to live. I have so many debt on my head now and my yearly house is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have use for myself to prolong thent her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.
Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..
I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.
I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited. Op we are in the same shoe (check out my earlier thread) I was thinking she'll go back to Lagos after two weeks but now the extension. Though I intend marrying her sha but I need some space to plan my post pandemic life. |